Name: Bobby Lee Questions Sketch's Lover in the Dark??
Uploaded: 2024-10-02T17:57:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Questions Sketch's Lover in the Dark??' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-02. Transcript available.

you've only seen her in the dark but she's been out here but no one's seen her
like well people
have seen her yeah she exists she's a real person she's she's a this isn't she
goes she goes to
another school yeah oh she goes to a different school trying to beat the
allegations here you're
doing a good job we're bad friends have you been have you traveled
internationally um i've been to
japan oh yep um no wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop he's just saying
regionally he pointed
regionally yeah but he went well like i'm supposed to go i concur no you're
supposed to say yeah you're
welcome touche no well he's thanking you okay yeah yeah get that thank you canada
canada all right
good good yeah that's it that's the two i've been to yeah yeah so canada and japan
yeah and then london
what'd you do in japan yeah japan middle earth middle earth hey your head could
rotate behind
you what what was what was going on in japan what was going on japan um we were
just i was there with
phase and then we just tried to stream in the morning so pretty much drank in
the morning and
then passed out by three that's what you did every day yeah pretty on par how
many days um we were there
for like a week probably eight days so every day you'd wake up and get drunk at
whenever you woke up and
you'd go to bed by 3 p.m every day we'd wake up at 8 30 go to 7 11 probably get
some we'd get a couple
lemon sours they're like what is the percentage of a lemon sour over there don't
know eleven percent
nine percent wow nine percent it's like an ipa four of those yeah feeling when
just walking did you
talk to any of the japanese people i got a couple of these yeah oh there's like
get the
fuck out of here is that what it is yeah do you not know about this in japan
what is it they don't
there's a lot of places that they don't want whites coming around they don't
want tourists
coming oh thank god they x you out they tell you no thank you that's this is a
real thing you got
to be they were doing it like there's one lady did it like my hand to god since
you know like going
holy they'll tell you no thank you wait wait you gotta be it's segregation like
the 1950s south
that's why japan is so nice they really go get the out of here yeah well no
they don't say anything
they just tell you no because they're what they're trying to communicate is
they don't speak english and
nobody there does they're not going to try to communicate with you so when you
go there they
see obviously you're a fucking white yeah yeah and they go okay okay okay
because they're saying
no one's going to try to speak english to you yeah yeah we don't we can you
still go in
no you would why would you go past that yeah i would go this back no yeah yeah
you do that to me yeah
it's not like i talk into it oh no you no no no and i walk in there well the
problem get me a
fucking cabbage stew well they'd let you in oh yeah they would assume that you
might be able to
finagle your way through okay now he's doing it oh no that's that's that's my
bread and butter yeah
so they do this that's interest interesting they also do a thing called we call
it uh wpt is white
people tax so you'd have tourists you'd go to get a bill from a restaurant yeah
and there would be
like other other tax tourist taxes included what does that mean they have a
tourist tax if you're
eating and you're not a fucking local they tax you on top of what you've
already wow so how much money
is that it's another percentage of the bill wow is that offensive no okay no no
no what do you mean
well how would it be offensive would they add more money because i'm a tourist
okay yes tourist tax
i'm trying to squeeze a lemon out of there that's right and get lemonade that's
true exactly
well they don't serve lemonade over there but yeah i do understand okay well i
know so what are the
percent excuse me lemon sours i'm sorry i just i'm i'm i'm pea brained a little
bit you know
i'm pea brained too don't worry about it hey two peas in a pod what were you
doing what'd
you do in london tell me about london london um kind of same thing we just kind
of bounce around
i have a drinking problem yeah no i just uh well it's more of like uh i'm more
of like a drinking
athlete i guess ah but did you mingle with the locals there too either or no um
more more yeah in
london the locals there were pretty sick they just come around and they they're
just always drinking
london's pretty mundane can you give us a british accent did you pick anything
up
yeah hello hello mate good very good hey mate what would they say bro he's
right bro hey bro i'm
smoking a oh yeah very good that's that's like pretty much what they say yeah
no i felt like i was in like
london when yeah yeah yeah liverpool or something that was really good they
call they call cigarettes
that yeah they do yeah i know i live on planet earth i didn't know what time
was there yeah i know
what they what well he does one oh it's great it's great to meet you sketch it's
so good right welcome
to london cage i'm a friend my name is beans on toast i'm being out those two
sounds like he does it
well see i do it and he does a cowboy he does like a little an asian cowboy
thank you
asian cowboy i'm frank too right yeah look at that pretty good huh giddy upper
giddy up
that's an asian cowboy that's his nickname giddy up you like asian chicks do i
like asian chicks yeah
what's your what's your favorite yeah my uh ethnicity the lady i'm talking to
is a little
asian ooh half or full like uh i don't know i gotta investigate that a little
more right only seen
her in the dark so far i'm not even sure she's asian she just was like stop
okay stop for a second
let me just please let's i just need to yeah yeah recoup we've i've only seen
her in the dark god is
good god is great god is no all the time god is good god is great yeah yeah no
no it's all the time
and is she is she like loop loop is she like yeah yeah she doesn't talk like
loop loop but she uh
she she has some characteristics oh smaller feet a little bit of that going on
yes we also smoked a
little bit so in the dark outside outside oh everything was in low lighting not
not pitch black yeah
are you saying that she could be a guy i wouldn't be the first time
there you go no no no no i feel like there you go when you there you go what no
she was perfect no
she's in beautiful and wait she live here in la or texas uh texas oh so you can't
wait to get back
to her oh well i just bring her out here sometimes she's here now um she was
here oh what's here last
love to meet her oh she was how old is she um she's my age like 24. wow she's a
cutie you guys know her
okay wait wait i'm sorry it's been at night no no no stop stop stop this makes
no sense to me
can i just yeah do some investigating yeah do it okay thank you so much but the
more you talk to
them the less we can hear them i'm not going to talk to them anymore but they
did shook their head
so they've never met this person they didn't say no yeah so yeah so um you've
only seen her in the
dark okay but she's been out here but no one's seen her right so what's going
on here buddy my close
friends have seen her well they like they don't don't look at them okay okay
okay so like uh like
people have seen her yeah she's a real person she's she's a this isn't she goes
she goes to another
school yeah oh she goes to a different school right got pretty much across town
across town
okay trying to beat the allegations here all right so here's the deal
you're doing a good job you're doing a very good job so this girl that you're
seeing now might be asian
but have you have you dated many other races of girls or no um i've been around
the world
oh you okay um not dating i mean like just you know just hooking up sharing
sharing sharing love
yeah swapping love i'm a lover not a fighter yeah yeah well naked wrestling
yeah well naked wrestling
yeah i like the whites why is that he does he only dates white girls is that
true exclusively no i
thought you had a aren't you are you are you married no not he got out of a
long-term relationship
with a woman who was asian okay but now since then he's gone real white
white i'm just going on a white tour right now yeah so like mostly just like up
in washington dc
or here or something well there are whites all over the country yeah the good
news i've discovered
we're everywhere you gotta get the real ones though oh there's real ones up
north well there's different
types of i mean like oh explain to me the types because i'm not white and you
know where you're white
so you can give me the categories give me the fucking categories there cajun
hillbilly oh hillbilly
yes tan tan not tan not tan kind of asian fat could be asian yeah is that what
would that be one fat
there are there are fat white chicks exactly i've seen that show 600 pound life
yeah yeah yeah love
love that show love that show you like that show love yeah yeah yeah although i've
been watching um 600
pound life where are they now and you know what they should call it 600 pound
live they're still 600
pounds yeah where are they now they're so fat all right right you never lose
the weight you could how
could you yeah yeah 600 pounds yeah yeah that's two of you that's so much to
lose
dude that's so rude no it's not it is it's a little rude it's okay you're built
like the lower half
of a snowman but you're okay what's up brother yes pop okay very good dude very
good thank you for
being a bad friend love that love it