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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sketch & Bobby Lee CAN'T STOP Roasting Each Other!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-04. Transcript available.

- Dude, I love this guy, dude.
- I know, he's the best.
- Hey, we'll be tip to tip later.
- Yeah, you will.
- Wait, wait, stop.
Can we slow down?
- No.
- I'm sweating now.
- Yeah.
- I'm sweating now.
- I see you're drooling a little too.
- Yeah, I'm drooling too.
You mean dog?
- Well, it'd be like, it'd be like this, huh?
- Am I the pinky?
Oh, you're both pinkies.
- Friendly fire!
- You have a nice--
- Check Google.
- Okay.
- This guy's fast, dude.
This guy's so fast, dude.
- We're bad friends.
- When you see pro athletes do what's up, brother,
does that with your head?
Does that you up a little bit?
- Turns me on.
- Hell yeah.
- No, I'm just kidding.
They'll probably take it wrong.
- Yeah, no, it's pretty sick.
I mean, like, I'd never got the whole thing.
Like, what's up, brother?
I did one time.
- Wow.
- But I feel like it turned into like a whole meme
and like, kind of like, that's all people say to me.
I don't have to say it back to them.
- You don't have to.
- So it's like a, oh no, no, no.
- No, you don't have to say it.
You can just let it go.
- Is it annoying or do you want to?
- Oh no, I like it.
- Okay, good.
- Bless in disguise.
I just never really got the whole,
it's just like, what's up, brother?
Like, you know what I mean?
I thought that was a pretty call.
- Yeah, but it's your cadence, it's your look,
it's your style, it's who you are.
That's what people got into.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- They like that the rhythm of it is good.
They like the way you present it.
- Stole that from DJT.
- God bless.
Hey, God bless.
- They like you and that's a good thing.
- That's it, that is good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Usually these things happen when you don't try.
You see a lot of people try.
What are you laughing at, Carlos?
- DJT.
- Okay, what does that mean?
- Donald J. Trump.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
- Are you just football or do you like it?
- I like all sports, mostly just football though.
- Football's the one.
- Football is like where my claim is.
I played that when I was growing up,
did wrestling and stuff like that,
but like never really fuck with it too much.
- Yeah.
- You were on the wrestling team?
- For a little bit, it would suck.
You'd get your ass kicked a couple of times.
I was a chubby 170,
so I'd go out there and wrestle like a real 170.
- Wow.
- They'd kind of like throw you around.
- This guy was an extremely good high school wrestler.
So was his brother.
- Really?
- That's true.
- Yeah.
- What weight?
No, you guess the weight.
Guess the weight.
- I thought sumo was one weight.
- Bro, very funny.
- Brilliant.
- But I just, you know, because I'm being,
I just want to-
- Asian jokes are layups, I'm sorry.
Y'all don't fight back.
- They're right there.
- Well, they can't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, look.
- Yeah, so yeah, I just did collegiate wrestling,
not sumo.
- You did?
- Yeah, I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You ever did collegiate wrestling?
- Well, I did what high school, whatever high school,
was it freestyle at your school or what?
- Oh, yeah.
Like, no, what's the other one?
I didn't freestyle.
- Collegiate.
That's what it's called.
Regular, where you stand, you're right.
- I did four years.
- You did four years.
And what weight do you think I'd wrestled?
- You look like you're probably 180 right now.
- Oh my God, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Wait, what do you think you're, wait, you're not 180?
- No, but I am.
- You put a one in front of it?
How'd you start with a one?
- Okay, 225.
- 225.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 225.
- Wow, I gotta get on a Zen pick, I think.
- Yeah.
- That's it, that's the final straw.
- No, it's he, no.
- Yeah, dude, dude, that was fucking crazy.
- You think I came in aggressive, right?
Sumo and then I'm 280.
What the fuck is going on around here, man?
- Hey, you look like you got soft skin, come on.
In a good way, though.
- In a good way, yeah, I do.
I love this guy, dude.
- I know, he's the best.
- Hey, we'll be tip to tip later.
- Yeah, you will.
- Wait, wait, stop, can we slow down?
- No.
- I'm sweating now.
- Yeah.
- I'm sweating now.
- I see you're drooling a little.
- Yeah, I'm drooling too.
You mean dog?
- Space talking?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You got a sleeve?
Do you have a sleeve or are you clipped?
- Oh, me?
What you call it?
- You got a helmet?
- I took a little off the top at the start.
- You took a little top?
Yeah, me too.
He's got a little buzz cut.
- That's what I told him when I came out.
I said a little off the top.
- Yeah, so we have no way of docking.
- Yeah.
- So you're right.
It would be tip to tip.
- Well, it'd be like this, huh?
- Am I the pinky?
Oh, you're both pinkies.
- Burnley, fire.
- You have a nice penis?
- Check Google.
- Okay.
This guy's fast, dude.
This guy's so fast, dude.
- Check Google.
- We love you, dude.
- I love you more.
- I want to know about your family.
So are your parents proud of you?
- Yeah, like I have great parents, great family.
Blessed with the people I was raised by.
- Oh, cool, dude.
- All the things after the fact were my own doing.
- What do you mean after the fact?
- Well, like up till they raised you till you're 18 or whatever.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, I mean, they taught me everything that was right and wrong.
- And then you did your own thing after that.
- Yeah, more of like freestyle.
I'm working on it, but like, you know.
- Yeah.
- We're all working on it.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause like, you know, like he's working.
We're all working on something.
Everyone's working on something.
Bobby's sobriety, right?
I'm trying to get, stop being so angry all the time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And we're failing at both.
- We're failing at both.
- What are you getting sober from?
- Oh, drugs and alcohol, generally.
- Like what was your drug of choice?
- Well, over the years, it's been different at times, you know?
Sometimes it's been alcohol.
Sometimes it's been just weed.
Sometimes it's been opiates.
- Yeah.
- Crack, one time it was crack.
- Crack, so now I'm fine now, you know?
- Yeah, my advice is probably weed.
- Weed.
- Probably too much weed.
- All day, every day?
- Yeah.
- A little bit before here.
A little bit when I wake up,
a little bit before I go to sleep.
You ever taken a dab before?
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, I couldn't.
I spoke Gaelic after I got so fucking high.
It's unbelievable, man.
I hated it.
I didn't like it.
I don't like to feel that out of control.
Too high.
- That's true.
- I wanna be a little bit high
and just coast through the day.
- Have you ever taken psychedelics in?
- Yeah, but it's a different kind of trip.
You know, like psychedelics is more involved.
It's more peaceful.
Dabs hits you in the face really hard.
- Yeah.
- I don't like it that hard.
Like butane.
- Yeah.
I want it slow and low, baby.
- That's true.
- Slow and low.
So I'm gonna ask you, you don't have to get,
you have to divulge,
but I am curious 'cause your manager is here
and you know what that means.
You're making money.
- Yes, sir.
- Whenever they come along,
you know they're making good money now.
So you're making good money, huh?
- Yes, sir.
- And I don't know where he works,
but he's a fancy manager.
- Fancy manager.
- You mean this guy right here?
- Right there?
- You like the jeans there?
- He's fancy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's wearing the same jeans.
- You work for a company or are you solo?
- I work for a company.
- Yeah.
Whoa, see even that fucking response right there.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, very fancy.
- Well, I'm gonna ask him
'cause we can hear him on the mic, not him.
- Okay.
- You know your attitude today, dude?
- Just trying to help the whole thing move.
- I know.
My bad.
- Your manager you met how long ago?
- January-ish.
- Right, so this is fresh.
- Yes, sir.
- And is it going good?
Is he treating you right?
- Yeah, great guy.
- And we'll have him killed if he's not, easily.
- What kind of stuff is he getting you into?
- Like in terms of like deals or like-
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean like I signed a couple of deals.
Like I got a deal with prize picks.
- Hell yeah.
- Oh yeah.
We love prize picks.
- EA, stuff like that.
- Awesome.
- I make most of my money from Twitch though.
- Yeah, your Twitch streaming is the thing
that kind of popped you hard too.
- Yeah, Twitch pays pretty well
and then I do YouTube as well.
- Yeah.
- What's the game you're playing on Twitch?
- The big game I mostly play on Twitch,
I do like IRL stuff more now,
but like I play a lot of Madden and stuff like that.
- Madden.
- Yeah, the gaming stuff like during the summer,
it kind of dies off and IRL kind of takes over.
- What's IRL, I'm dumb.
- In real life.
- But what is that?
What are in real life games?
- So it's like instead of behind desktop,
it's like when you take it and you're free roaming.
Like you can be doing anything,
but it pretty much means like off a computer.
- No shit.
- So when kids are in school,
that kind of like the desktop,
'cause like they'll go to school, go home
and then they'll watch people game.
But like during the summer,
like a kid would rather play games
and watch someone be outside kind of.
Like so it kind of goes through ups and downs of like.
- God, that's such an interesting thing, man.
- I love it.
- Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
- People have pitched him
'cause people wanna watch him play.
- Oh yeah.
- So you're saying don't do that in this.
- You should.
- Well what I'm gonna do,
I think people really responded to me
starting a farm on Stardew Valley.
So I'm gonna start a brand new farm
and I think I'm gonna vlog it.
- Yeah, you should.
- That is good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we'll see what happens,
but you ever play Warzone?
- Sometimes, not really.
- I'm just trying to figure out a game
where I can play with you.
- Try Madden.
- Yeah.
- I just don't know how it works.
That's the only problem.
- Well, you know football.
- Yeah, I mean,
I think I know the system of scoring system.
- Wait, is this Lupu asking me?
Or is it Bobby?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Well, Loop Loop and Bobby Lee are similar.
- They kind of are interchangeable.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They're kind of two in the same person?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you know how sometimes.
- You wearing a skirt under there?
- Yeah, that's his Italian gangster.
There he is.
- Oh yeah.
- If you wanna go and talk to Vinny,
you can talk to Vinny, you know?
- Yeah, do you wanna talk to Vinny?
- Who's that?
- That's Vinny.
Oh, right there.
- Yeah, I'm like that fucking, what's Split?
I'm like the movie Split.
- Right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I do this, but then I also do Loop Loop.
If I captured you, let's say you got knocked out.
Just let me just, you're right.
You got knocked out, right?
And you were in a cellar somewhere.
You're tied to a fucking pole, middle pole, right?
- I can see it now.
- And I'm like Split, I come out, right?
No shirt, maybe a Hawaiian shirt, right?
And I'm like, hey, how you doing?
You know what I mean?
And I did these characters, would you be scared?
- I would be scared up to a certain point.
- You're like, well, like what level of scared do you think?
- Oh, I'd probably throw it like mid range.
Probably like five.
- What?
- You got like a, you got an intimidating,
you can be intimidating.
- You think I can?
- I think so.
If you dress up or something.
- Yeah.
- Maybe put on some-
- Keep the shirt off.
- What?
What'd you say?
- Keep the shirt on.
- Oh, you think it's scarier if my shirt's off?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's coming from a guy.
- Here we go.
- I always say, you remember Porgs?
- Porgs?
- Yeah.
- What's a Porgs?
- From Star Wars.
- Oh, no, no.
- Check this out.
There it is.
- Yeah, that's basically his body.
- That's him.
- Yeah.
- It's impressive.
- Yeah.
- It's impressive.
You know what the fuck a Porg is?
- A Porg?
- Yeah.
- No.
- You've ever seen Star Wars?
- No, I don't really fuck with sci-fi too much.
- He likes real life shit.
- Yeah, that's true.
- He's not a nerd.
- Documentaries.
- Yeah, but he looks sci-fi.
- I look sci-fi?
- You mean he looks-
- I mean, he looks-
Dude, I went to fucking Comic-Con.
That's what they look like.
- Me, bro.
- I'm just whispering, you can't hear this, right?
But yeah.
- Doesn't he look-
Andrew, back me up here.
Doesn't he look like he knows sci-fi or no?
- Yeah, but you do too.
- Yeah, and I do.
- Right.
- I'm not denying it, he's denying it.
- Oh, right, right, right.
Maybe he doesn't.
- Yeah, you don't.
- I don't.
- Age-wise too.
- I refuse.
- 25 is also young for Star Wars.
- Yeah?
- No, and I'm saying like,
I don't know if that generation likes Star Wars.
- Okay.
- That's older, we're older.
- That's older, Phil.
- Well, he's 25, that kid right there is 25.
- Yeah, but also I didn't watch Star Wars till college,
but also like, we grew up with like prequels
were coming out when we were kids.
- Yeah, they fucked up the sequence.
- They did.
- Oh, they fucked up the sequence.
- I totally agree, they fucked all that shit up.
- Yeah.
- It was better if they left it alone.
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Sketch & Bobby Lee CAN'T STOP Roasting Each Other!

- Dude, I love this guy, dude.
- I know, he's the best.
- Hey, we'll be tip to tip later.
- Yeah, you will.
- Wait, wait, stop.
Can we slow down?
- No.
- I'm sweating now.
- Yeah.
- I'm sweating now.
- I see you're drooling a little too.
- Yeah, I'm drooling too.
You mean dog?
- Well, it'd be like, it'd be like this, huh?
- Am I the pinky?
Oh, you're both pinkies.
- Friendly fire!
- You have a nice--
- Check Google.
- Okay.
- This guy's fast, dude.
This guy's so fast, dude.
- We're bad friends.
- When you see pro athletes do what's up, brother,
does that with your head?
Does that you up a little bit?
- Turns me on.
- Hell yeah.
- No, I'm just kidding.
They'll probably take it wrong.
- Yeah, no, it's pretty sick.
I mean, like, I'd never got the whole thing.
Like, what's up, brother?
I did one time.
- Wow.
- But I feel like it turned into like a whole meme
and like, kind of like, that's all people say to me.
I don't have to say it back to them.
- You don't have to.
- So it's like a, oh no, no, no.
- No, you don't have to say it.
You can just let it go.
- Is it annoying or do you want to?
- Oh no, I like it.
- Okay, good.
- Bless in disguise.
I just never really got the whole,
it's just like, what's up, brother?
Like, you know what I mean?
I thought that was a pretty call.
- Yeah, but it's your cadence, it's your look,
it's your style, it's who you are.
That's what people got into.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- They like that the rhythm of it is good.
They like the way you present it.
- Stole that from DJT.
- God bless.
Hey, God bless.
- They like you and that's a good thing.
- That's it, that is good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Usually these things happen when you don't try.
You see a lot of people try.
What are you laughing at, Carlos?
- DJT.
- Okay, what does that mean?
- Donald J. Trump.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
- Are you just football or do you like it?
- I like all sports, mostly just football though.
- Football's the one.
- Football is like where my claim is.
I played that when I was growing up,
did wrestling and stuff like that,
but like never really fuck with it too much.
- Yeah.
- You were on the wrestling team?
- For a little bit, it would suck.
You'd get your ass kicked a couple of times.
I was a chubby 170,
so I'd go out there and wrestle like a real 170.
- Wow.
- They'd kind of like throw you around.
- This guy was an extremely good high school wrestler.
So was his brother.
- Really?
- That's true.
- Yeah.
- What weight?
No, you guess the weight.
Guess the weight.
- I thought sumo was one weight.
- Bro, very funny.
- Brilliant.
- But I just, you know, because I'm being,
I just want to-
- Asian jokes are layups, I'm sorry.
Y'all don't fight back.
- They're right there.
- Well, they can't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, look.
- Yeah, so yeah, I just did collegiate wrestling,
not sumo.
- You did?
- Yeah, I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You ever did collegiate wrestling?
- Well, I did what high school, whatever high school,
was it freestyle at your school or what?
- Oh, yeah.
Like, no, what's the other one?
I didn't freestyle.
- Collegiate.
That's what it's called.
Regular, where you stand, you're right.
- I did four years.
- You did four years.
And what weight do you think I'd wrestled?
- You look like you're probably 180 right now.
- Oh my God, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Wait, what do you think you're, wait, you're not 180?
- No, but I am.
- You put a one in front of it?
How'd you start with a one?
- Okay, 225.
- 225.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 225.
- Wow, I gotta get on a Zen pick, I think.
- Yeah.
- That's it, that's the final straw.
- No, it's he, no.
- Yeah, dude, dude, that was fucking crazy.
- You think I came in aggressive, right?
Sumo and then I'm 280.
What the fuck is going on around here, man?
- Hey, you look like you got soft skin, come on.
In a good way, though.
- In a good way, yeah, I do.
I love this guy, dude.
- I know, he's the best.
- Hey, we'll be tip to tip later.
- Yeah, you will.
- Wait, wait, stop, can we slow down?
- No.
- I'm sweating now.
- Yeah.
- I'm sweating now.
- I see you're drooling a little.
- Yeah, I'm drooling too.
You mean dog?
- Space talking?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You got a sleeve?
Do you have a sleeve or are you clipped?
- Oh, me?
What you call it?
- You got a helmet?
- I took a little off the top at the start.
- You took a little top?
Yeah, me too.
He's got a little buzz cut.
- That's what I told him when I came out.
I said a little off the top.
- Yeah, so we have no way of docking.
- Yeah.
- So you're right.
It would be tip to tip.
- Well, it'd be like this, huh?
- Am I the pinky?
Oh, you're both pinkies.
- Burnley, fire.
- You have a nice penis?
- Check Google.
- Okay.
This guy's fast, dude.
This guy's so fast, dude.
- Check Google.
- We love you, dude.
- I love you more.
- I want to know about your family.
So are your parents proud of you?
- Yeah, like I have great parents, great family.
Blessed with the people I was raised by.
- Oh, cool, dude.
- All the things after the fact were my own doing.
- What do you mean after the fact?
- Well, like up till they raised you till you're 18 or whatever.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, I mean, they taught me everything that was right and wrong.
- And then you did your own thing after that.
- Yeah, more of like freestyle.
I'm working on it, but like, you know.
- Yeah.
- We're all working on it.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause like, you know, like he's working.
We're all working on something.
Everyone's working on something.
Bobby's sobriety, right?
I'm trying to get, stop being so angry all the time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And we're failing at both.
- We're failing at both.
- What are you getting sober from?
- Oh, drugs and alcohol, generally.
- Like what was your drug of choice?
- Well, over the years, it's been different at times, you know?
Sometimes it's been alcohol.
Sometimes it's been just weed.
Sometimes it's been opiates.
- Yeah.
- Crack, one time it was crack.
- Crack, so now I'm fine now, you know?
- Yeah, my advice is probably weed.
- Weed.
- Probably too much weed.
- All day, every day?
- Yeah.
- A little bit before here.
A little bit when I wake up,
a little bit before I go to sleep.
You ever taken a dab before?
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, I couldn't.
I spoke Gaelic after I got so fucking high.
It's unbelievable, man.
I hated it.
I didn't like it.
I don't like to feel that out of control.
Too high.
- That's true.
- I wanna be a little bit high
and just coast through the day.
- Have you ever taken psychedelics in?
- Yeah, but it's a different kind of trip.
You know, like psychedelics is more involved.
It's more peaceful.
Dabs hits you in the face really hard.
- Yeah.
- I don't like it that hard.
Like butane.
- Yeah.
I want it slow and low, baby.
- That's true.
- Slow and low.
So I'm gonna ask you, you don't have to get,
you have to divulge,
but I am curious 'cause your manager is here
and you know what that means.
You're making money.
- Yes, sir.
- Whenever they come along,
you know they're making good money now.
So you're making good money, huh?
- Yes, sir.
- And I don't know where he works,
but he's a fancy manager.
- Fancy manager.
- You mean this guy right here?
- Right there?
- You like the jeans there?
- He's fancy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's wearing the same jeans.
- You work for a company or are you solo?
- I work for a company.
- Yeah.
Whoa, see even that fucking response right there.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, very fancy.
- Well, I'm gonna ask him
'cause we can hear him on the mic, not him.
- Okay.
- You know your attitude today, dude?
- Just trying to help the whole thing move.
- I know.
My bad.
- Your manager you met how long ago?
- January-ish.
- Right, so this is fresh.
- Yes, sir.
- And is it going good?
Is he treating you right?
- Yeah, great guy.
- And we'll have him killed if he's not, easily.
- What kind of stuff is he getting you into?
- Like in terms of like deals or like-
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean like I signed a couple of deals.
Like I got a deal with prize picks.
- Hell yeah.
- Oh yeah.
We love prize picks.
- EA, stuff like that.
- Awesome.
- I make most of my money from Twitch though.
- Yeah, your Twitch streaming is the thing
that kind of popped you hard too.
- Yeah, Twitch pays pretty well
and then I do YouTube as well.
- Yeah.
- What's the game you're playing on Twitch?
- The big game I mostly play on Twitch,
I do like IRL stuff more now,
but like I play a lot of Madden and stuff like that.
- Madden.
- Yeah, the gaming stuff like during the summer,
it kind of dies off and IRL kind of takes over.
- What's IRL, I'm dumb.
- In real life.
- But what is that?
What are in real life games?
- So it's like instead of behind desktop,
it's like when you take it and you're free roaming.
Like you can be doing anything,
but it pretty much means like off a computer.
- No shit.
- So when kids are in school,
that kind of like the desktop,
'cause like they'll go to school, go home
and then they'll watch people game.
But like during the summer,
like a kid would rather play games
and watch someone be outside kind of.
Like so it kind of goes through ups and downs of like.
- God, that's such an interesting thing, man.
- I love it.
- Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
- People have pitched him
'cause people wanna watch him play.
- Oh yeah.
- So you're saying don't do that in this.
- You should.
- Well what I'm gonna do,
I think people really responded to me
starting a farm on Stardew Valley.
So I'm gonna start a brand new farm
and I think I'm gonna vlog it.
- Yeah, you should.
- That is good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we'll see what happens,
but you ever play Warzone?
- Sometimes, not really.
- I'm just trying to figure out a game
where I can play with you.
- Try Madden.
- Yeah.
- I just don't know how it works.
That's the only problem.
- Well, you know football.
- Yeah, I mean,
I think I know the system of scoring system.
- Wait, is this Lupu asking me?
Or is it Bobby?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Well, Loop Loop and Bobby Lee are similar.
- They kind of are interchangeable.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They're kind of two in the same person?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you know how sometimes.
- You wearing a skirt under there?
- Yeah, that's his Italian gangster.
There he is.
- Oh yeah.
- If you wanna go and talk to Vinny,
you can talk to Vinny, you know?
- Yeah, do you wanna talk to Vinny?
- Who's that?
- That's Vinny.
Oh, right there.
- Yeah, I'm like that fucking, what's Split?
I'm like the movie Split.
- Right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I do this, but then I also do Loop Loop.
If I captured you, let's say you got knocked out.
Just let me just, you're right.
You got knocked out, right?
And you were in a cellar somewhere.
You're tied to a fucking pole, middle pole, right?
- I can see it now.
- And I'm like Split, I come out, right?
No shirt, maybe a Hawaiian shirt, right?
And I'm like, hey, how you doing?
You know what I mean?
And I did these characters, would you be scared?
- I would be scared up to a certain point.
- You're like, well, like what level of scared do you think?
- Oh, I'd probably throw it like mid range.
Probably like five.
- What?
- You got like a, you got an intimidating,
you can be intimidating.
- You think I can?
- I think so.
If you dress up or something.
- Yeah.
- Maybe put on some-
- Keep the shirt off.
- What?
What'd you say?
- Keep the shirt on.
- Oh, you think it's scarier if my shirt's off?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's coming from a guy.
- Here we go.
- I always say, you remember Porgs?
- Porgs?
- Yeah.
- What's a Porgs?
- From Star Wars.
- Oh, no, no.
- Check this out.
There it is.
- Yeah, that's basically his body.
- That's him.
- Yeah.
- It's impressive.
- Yeah.
- It's impressive.
You know what the fuck a Porg is?
- A Porg?
- Yeah.
- No.
- You've ever seen Star Wars?
- No, I don't really fuck with sci-fi too much.
- He likes real life shit.
- Yeah, that's true.
- He's not a nerd.
- Documentaries.
- Yeah, but he looks sci-fi.
- I look sci-fi?
- You mean he looks-
- I mean, he looks-
Dude, I went to fucking Comic-Con.
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