Name: Bobby Lee's FIRST Comedy Special
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's FIRST Comedy Special' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-06. Transcript available.

you got me in a conundrum conundrum well it sounds like it
you got me in one go ahead it's the pressure of doing a special now yeah he
texted me this guy
it's just like he texted me and he says i don't like this pressure i said what
pressure are you
talking about i said don't push let it go you know let it happen on itself well
they came to this
club yeah if they didn't come to the club they came and they're like we need to
sit down with
you who do we need to talk about like where it's gonna be what we expect it
what it to look like
you know i mean this and that it's just it's just like it just made it so real
there is no pressure
okay it's also not for a holy calendar year okay that's right and you know what
what you're prepared
i'm ready you're ready yeah you deserve it i deserve it people deserve it but
here's why i up
i should have done one a long time that's right do you know why when because i've
held out this long
i feel like there's way more expectation on it no is that not true no probably
no no thank you carlos
you don't think so carlos you are you're the worst you're such a fucking you're
a piece of
shit i mean it's the truth dude no yeah yeah okay yeah you know what let me oh
yeah yeah yeah this is
good this is good this is good no no really right people don't believe it's
going to happen right
well i signed the contract sure but the america doesn't do you think i can pull
out am i you sure
could how could you not it's a year away they haven't paid you a dime you don't
get paid until
you shoot it so if they didn't give you any money you can always leave okay
which you should not do
i'm going to do it people are excited for you to do i 100 want to do it what do
you think you might call
your special my first special perfect why can't it be i just said perfect or
first time no i think what
you just said was good my first my first special yeah but when posters show up
people will be like
oh this is gonna be a big deal well you know what you should call it my last
special that's funny
that's actually funny my last special my last special yeah that's it yeah my
last special thank
you so you're so good with words yeah i'm smart you're very smart thank you
what do you guys think of
that i like it you like it my last special yeah ask the foreigner and the lunatic
or dumpling
what dumpling it says the fucking pork he looks like a space bird all right let's
talk when you also
called me you said you want me to help you buy a new car and i said we got to
do it we got to get
you a new car oh yeah i need a car so let's take an audience vote let's have
the audience write in
what they think bobby should be driving now genuinely and based on the audience
truly we'll
do a poll and whatever they pick you got to buy does that sound fun well i like
the one i have right
now what's what do i have right now you have a hyundai a genesis a genesis hyundai
no no no just
a genesis you just need a lot of car rails you know like uh an armor thing a
tank what was the
car you just had up a lamborghini he's not gonna buy a fucking lamborghini and
then you said a mercedes
what you said you wanted a luxury car i said you either do bmw or mercedes if
you want a luxury
branded car but then i said if you you wanted it you but you want a sedan or an
suv i want a small
little sports car yeah that he said a sports car so i i was trying to pick what's
a good little sports
car for him so audience at home what's a good little sport like a honda s2000
that's fun yeah but i
want something that's um how appropriate would it be for you to have a rice
rocket like lower it and all
that stuff just like a little yeah wouldn't that be so cool that'd be cool i'd
love that look up a
honda s2000 when i was young i thought this was the coolest fucking car on
earth look at that thing
that's cute that i love that thing but i don't like the um i don't like the um
what when it's convertible oh you don't want a drop top no i want i want a real
top a hard top
give me a hard top one you wouldn't want a drop top car i don't like drop top
you don't want your
beautiful hair wait i hate it in the wind no no it's gonna break what do you
mean it's gonna break
i'm gonna not know how to do it and it's gonna rain and all of a sudden oh
right well that you'll
leave the roof open 100 that is a fact that how fun is that that's cool how
much is that
well they don't make them anymore these are old they're this is from from the
early 2000s oh
fun you can bid on this one for 27 grand but is there a they don't make new
ones of those
no i don't think there's any new honda s2000 i mean they make something like it
i imagine i don't know
now the genesis i have that's not a hyundai hyundai is the parent company okay
it's genesis give me a
genesis a brand new genesis to see what they look like maybe i'll get a genesis
you can do genesis is
hyundai's like um luxury brand okay right there you go here in the g70 right
now i think that's yeah i'm
not gonna mad at the last time okay no don't mad at it look at all tonight that's
a slick car man
that's pretty good not that one that's a hyundai bud just write genesis not hyundai
dude get hyundai out of
there just genesis and what's that i like that that's what you have that's the
smaller one of
what you have okay go to the website for genesis we're gonna kill most of this
anyway yeah kill it
hold on i just want to see which ones might look at that's fly that's fly dude
that's a g80 and it's
electric do you want electric i don't want electric no you want gas good for
you man i like gas
what's that magma shmegma that's the shmegma the all-new hyundai shmegma what
is under your skin
okay good i'm gonna get that maybe you know where hyundai is made correa yeah
so we should get you
a korean card i'm gonna get a korean car foolish for you to not yeah you know
why i drive german cars
right why well exactly yeah because you're because you're italian yeah that's
right okay yeah because
i can't afford italian yeah i got or mars or something i had bug bites all over
my leg in the
midwest there's this thing going on this is so gross we have cicadas you know
what cicadas are i love them
no you don't know do you no this is so wild only people that know
cicadas are these things that come out are they like look at this that's what
they look like oh
my god alien looking wait this is weird you've never you don't know skated yeah
they are alien
they live underground for like oh my god look at that thing seven years seven
years they come out
every no is it more than that isn't it i think it's seven weren't there so much
cicadas during early
summer where not here we don't have no not here somewhere well all over the
country but look two to
seven years they bury themselves underground look tell me this is not this is i'm
listening to you
dinosaur alien i love it then every two or seven years they just come back out
and they breed and
they de-shell so these little shells of their body are left all over the place
and they breed and they
make this like do a cicada do do cicada noise when they're all together it's
like this like no it's
like a hum though because there's so many it's so alien do do the sound of it
do do um youtube cicada
sound so back home they're everywhere and then they bury and they leave these
like little mites and
in their eggs and then they bite you oh yeah they're gross it's so gross i got
limes
more i got orange disease look at my hair here hold on listen it literally
sounds like running water
all day and you can just see them flying around all day what's how loud that is
wow
but you know what's even scare a noise huh have you heard of the trumpets
huh little tiny trumps no oh no yeah oh yeah eric and baron
you know eric baron said it's very good people very good people are both so in
these no i'm telling
you in remote places where there's no city no planes nothing uh-huh the sound
of angelic trumpets
what are you talking about look it up then angelic trumpets in remote remote
areas
strange sounds are being heard around the world
it's from six years ago it says now go to the first comment
it's fake it's all they're all it's they're all fake wait who says that
everybody all the videos
are saying it's fake what about the appalachian there we go maybe that what's
happening with
the appalachian what's going on with appalachian right now no i don't know how
to pronounce it but
appalachian mountains apple appalachia appalachia yeah yeah we got you the
first time yeah we
yeah god god get her some of that white cream but on tick tock they're saying
like it's really like
the lore on that is really scary and like you hear like voices when you hike
and oh up in the appalachian
mountain range yeah yeah they do say that they're very haunted that that i have
heard my dad that's
that's where my dad's from seriously they do say that the appalachian mountains
are home to a lot of
ghostly haunted seriously no that i'm just and you know where that you know
what they think most of
those people are civil war uh whoa that's that's insane i think that they've it's
just the souls have
a treated retreated to the mountain range can you imagine if they won oh i
wouldn't be here what a dream
so good you don't really mean that no there is this this uh post i saw that bobby
liked what did you like
no women what is this no women no alcohol no drugs no smoking no party no
entertainment no
video games no distractions no fast food no hookups no scrolling no netflix no
junk food no negative
people this place is something different they removed everything that's not
making men grow when
you enter the so no bobby lee that's everything you that's all you first of all
how do you know that
i liked it it says it right there but liked by bobby i know but stop doing that
that's so private no
it's so intrusive instagram shows what you like but don't look i see what you
like all the time i know
but don't look don't look and don't like how if the thing comes up and we don't
bring it up it's like
it's so personal like yeah i like that i want that i want to be there well let's
go yeah yeah i want
a place where i can just kind of detach and just you know what i mean i know
you're laughing mccone
because you're not my a you're young vibrant you got your whole life in front
of me but i have baggage
i have things that i'm dealing with all right what else i time this does look
great the bali time
chamber yeah yeah are there other things that i like that you've seen what else
does he like i mean i
let's see no it doesn't show you what you like okay how'd you know that i like
that one because it
popped up on my algorithm and it said liked by bobby lee because because they
there's but why is it in
your algorithm you're in my i mean everything because we're all together i see
that you like
all the time okay i see that he likes all the time and it's scary scary it
suggests stuff to
me and i'm like no thank you the one was like build your own glory hole at home
oh why would you need
that why would you need that yeah oh here's this asian woman who sells houses
for single people love this
woman oh she's speaking english
what oh my i just got that do it again
oh house for uh oh i i literally thought you were speaking chinese did you it
says it right there i
know i was just watching her and watching the house actually
wow can i ask you something about that i bought i thought about buying that
like a little single man
but where do you put it i mean where would you put it yeah probably in the
front yard of your current home
just have two houses it's a tiny little thing it's like a little right yeah but
do you buy you know
to get one of those you have to buy land and then put that on the land i would
imagine this is in a
community in a tiny home community where they all are or you have to find a
place to put it
would that be interesting huh do you want to do that to buy a little land and
get three of those things
but then connect them oh oh for friends yeah it'd be fun no or you could just
live in a house a regular
house that's true yeah that's true that's right all right rudy if you have
nothing else to contribute
right now um if you have nothing else that's burning inside of you that you
need to get off your
chest well we moved houses i know it makes me so sad wait what do you mean like
we're not in
the current house anymore where are you guys are there where away from me away
from here away from los
angeles you moved out of la good that's fine do you like is it a bigger smaller
room um it's about the
same but the drive to here is really far oh wow i'm sorry all right so you
moved and you're it's okay
you like it i like it a lot have you decorated your room no i'm too tired yeah
that makes perfect sense
well um take us out thank you for being a bad friend perfect
you

Bobby Lee's FIRST Comedy Special

you got me in a conundrum conundrum well it sounds like it
you got me in one go ahead it's the pressure of doing a special now yeah he
texted me this guy
it's just like he texted me and he says i don't like this pressure i said what
pressure are you
talking about i said don't push let it go you know let it happen on itself well
they came to this
club yeah if they didn't come to the club they came and they're like we need to
sit down with
you who do we need to talk about like where it's gonna be what we expect it
what it to look like
you know i mean this and that it's just it's just like it just made it so real
there is no pressure
okay it's also not for a holy calendar year okay that's right and you know what
what you're prepared
i'm ready you're ready yeah you deserve it i deserve it people deserve it but
here's why i up
i should have done one a long time that's right do you know why when because i've
held out this long
i feel like there's way more expectation on it no is that not true no probably
no no thank you carlos
you don't think so carlos you are you're the worst you're such a fucking you're
a piece of
shit i mean it's the truth dude no yeah yeah okay yeah you know what let me oh
yeah yeah yeah this is
good this is good this is good no no really right people don't believe it's
going to happen right
well i signed the contract sure but the america doesn't do you think i can pull
out am i you sure
could how could you not it's a year away they haven't paid you a dime you don't
get paid until
you shoot it so if they didn't give you any money you can always leave okay
which you should not do
i'm going to do it people are excited for you to do i 100 want to do it what do
you think you might call
your special my first special perfect why can't it be i just said perfect or
first time no i think what
you just said was good my first my first special yeah but when posters show up
people will be like
oh this is gonna be a big deal well you know what you should call it my last
special that's funny
that's actually funny my last special my last special yeah that's it yeah my
last special thank
you so you're so good with words yeah i'm smart you're very smart thank you
what do you guys think of
that i like it you like it my last special yeah ask the foreigner and the lunatic
or dumpling
what dumpling it says the fucking pork he looks like a space bird all right let's
talk when you also
called me you said you want me to help you buy a new car and i said we got to
do it we got to get
you a new car oh yeah i need a car so let's take an audience vote let's have
the audience write in
what they think bobby should be driving now genuinely and based on the audience
truly we'll
do a poll and whatever they pick you got to buy does that sound fun well i like
the one i have right
now what's what do i have right now you have a hyundai a genesis a genesis hyundai
no no no just
a genesis you just need a lot of car rails you know like uh an armor thing a
tank what was the
car you just had up a lamborghini he's not gonna buy a fucking lamborghini and
then you said a mercedes
what you said you wanted a luxury car i said you either do bmw or mercedes if
you want a luxury
branded car but then i said if you you wanted it you but you want a sedan or an
suv i want a small
little sports car yeah that he said a sports car so i i was trying to pick what's
a good little sports
car for him so audience at home what's a good little sport like a honda s2000
that's fun yeah but i
want something that's um how appropriate would it be for you to have a rice
rocket like lower it and all
that stuff just like a little yeah wouldn't that be so cool that'd be cool i'd
love that look up a
honda s2000 when i was young i thought this was the coolest fucking car on
earth look at that thing
that's cute that i love that thing but i don't like the um i don't like the um
what when it's convertible oh you don't want a drop top no i want i want a real
top a hard top
give me a hard top one you wouldn't want a drop top car i don't like drop top
you don't want your
beautiful hair wait i hate it in the wind no no it's gonna break what do you
mean it's gonna break
i'm gonna not know how to do it and it's gonna rain and all of a sudden oh
right well that you'll
leave the roof open 100 that is a fact that how fun is that that's cool how
much is that
well they don't make them anymore these are old they're this is from from the
early 2000s oh
fun you can bid on this one for 27 grand but is there a they don't make new
ones of those
no i don't think there's any new honda s2000 i mean they make something like it
i imagine i don't know
now the genesis i have that's not a hyundai hyundai is the parent company okay
it's genesis give me a
genesis a brand new genesis to see what they look like maybe i'll get a genesis
you can do genesis is
hyundai's like um luxury brand okay right there you go here in the g70 right
now i think that's yeah i'm
not gonna mad at the last time okay no don't mad at it look at all tonight that's
a slick car man
that's pretty good not that one that's a hyundai bud just write genesis not hyundai
dude get hyundai out of
there just genesis and what's that i like that that's what you have that's the
smaller one of
what you have okay go to the website for genesis we're gonna kill most of this
anyway yeah kill it
hold on i just want to see which ones might look at that's fly that's fly dude
that's a g80 and it's
electric do you want electric i don't want electric no you want gas good for
you man i like gas
what's that magma shmegma that's the shmegma the all-new hyundai shmegma what
is under your skin
okay good i'm gonna get that maybe you know where hyundai is made correa yeah
so we should get you
a korean card i'm gonna get a korean car foolish for you to not yeah you know
why i drive german cars
right why well exactly yeah because you're because you're italian yeah that's
right okay yeah because
i can't afford italian yeah i got or mars or something i had bug bites all over
my leg in the
midwest there's this thing going on this is so gross we have cicadas you know
what cicadas are i love them
no you don't know do you no this is so wild only people that know
cicadas are these things that come out are they like look at this that's what
they look like oh
my god alien looking wait this is weird you've never you don't know skated yeah
they are alien
they live underground for like oh my god look at that thing seven years seven
years they come out
every no is it more than that isn't it i think it's seven weren't there so much
cicadas during early
summer where not here we don't have no not here somewhere well all over the
country but look two to
seven years they bury themselves underground look tell me this is not this is i'm
listening to you
dinosaur alien i love it then every two or seven years they just come back out
and they breed and
they de-shell so these little shells of their body are left all over the place
and they breed and they
make this like do a cicada do do cicada noise when they're all together it's
like this like no it's
like a hum though because there's so many it's so alien do do the sound of it
do do um youtube cicada
sound so back home they're everywhere and then they bury and they leave these
like little mites and
in their eggs and then they bite you oh yeah they're gross it's so gross i got
limes
more i got orange disease look at my hair here hold on listen it literally
sounds like running water
all day and you can just see them flying around all day what's how loud that is
wow
but you know what's even scare a noise huh have you heard of the trumpets
huh little tiny trumps no oh no yeah oh yeah eric and baron
you know eric baron said it's very good people very good people are both so in
these no i'm telling
you in remote places where there's no city no planes nothing uh-huh the sound
of angelic trumpets
what are you talking about look it up then angelic trumpets in remote remote
areas
strange sounds are being heard around the world
it's from six years ago it says now go to the first comment
it's fake it's all they're all it's they're all fake wait who says that
everybody all the videos
are saying it's fake what about the appalachian there we go maybe that what's
happening with
the appalachian what's going on with appalachian right now no i don't know how
to pronounce it but
appalachian mountains apple appalachia appalachia yeah yeah we got you the
first time yeah we
yeah god god get her some of that white cream but on tick tock they're saying
like it's really like
the lore on that is really scary and like you hear like voices when you hike
and oh up in the appalachian
mountain range yeah yeah they do say that they're very haunted that that i have
heard my dad that's
that's where my dad's from seriously they do say that the appalachian mountains
are home to a lot of
ghostly haunted seriously no that i'm just and you know where that you know
what they think most of
those people are civil war uh whoa that's that's insane i think that they've it's
just the souls have
a treated retreated to the mountain range can you imagine if they won oh i
wouldn't be here what a dream
so good you don't really mean that no there is this this uh post i saw that bobby
liked what did you like
no women what is this no women no alcohol no drugs no smoking no party no
entertainment no
video games no distractions no fast food no hookups no scrolling no netflix no
junk food no negative
people this place is something different they removed everything that's not
making men grow when
you enter the so no bobby lee that's everything you that's all you first of all
how do you know that
i liked it it says it right there but liked by bobby i know but stop doing that
that's so private no
it's so intrusive instagram shows what you like but don't look i see what you
like all the time i know
but don't look don't look and don't like how if the thing comes up and we don't
bring it up it's like
it's so personal like yeah i like that i want that i want to be there well let's
go yeah yeah i want
a place where i can just kind of detach and just you know what i mean i know
you're laughing mccone
because you're not my a you're young vibrant you got your whole life in front
of me but i have baggage
i have things that i'm dealing with all right what else i time this does look
great the bali time
chamber yeah yeah are there other things that i like that you've seen what else
does he like i mean i
let's see no it doesn't show you what you like okay how'd you know that i like
that one because it
popped up on my algorithm and it said liked by bobby lee because because they
there's but why is it in
your algorithm you're in my i mean everything because we're all together i see
that you like
all the time okay i see that he likes all the time and it's scary scary it
suggests stuff to
me and i'm like no thank you the one was like build your own glory hole at home
oh why would you need
that why would you need that yeah oh here's this asian woman who sells houses
for single people love this
woman oh she's speaking english
what oh my i just got that do it again
oh house for uh oh i i literally thought you were speaking chinese did you it
says it right there i
know i was just watching her and watching the house actually
wow can i ask you something about that i bought i thought about buying that
like a little single man
but where do you put it i mean where would you put it yeah probably in the
front yard of your current home
just have two houses it's a tiny little thing it's like a little right yeah but
do you buy you know
to get one of those you have to buy land and then put that on the land i would
imagine this is in a
community in a tiny home community where they all are or you have to find a
place to put it
would that be interesting huh do you want to do that to buy a little land and
get three of those things
but then connect them oh oh for friends yeah it'd be fun