Name: Bobby Lee Finds Out Donnell Went to a Diddy Party?!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Finds Out Donnell Went to a Diddy Party?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-08. Transcript available.

- Donnell.
- Donnell Rawlings.
- Wow, D. - Wow.
- Good to see you.
- What's up?
What's up, D?
- Okay.
- What's up?
- You don't wanna wish,
you wanna wish Bob a happy birthday?
- What's up, D?
- Before we even start.
- Yeah.
- I just wanna say.
- Yeah.
- Diddy is not my boy.
- Yes, he is.
- No, I'm just kidding.
- Yes, he is.
- I gotta be clear.
Kim Jong is not your boy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And Diddy, Sean Puppy Kong.
- Yeah.
- Sean John is not my boy.
- Have you met him before?
- Yes, I have met him before.
- Pictures of Donnell Rawlings and P. Diddy together.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- They're on the internet.
- Let's see what's on the internet.
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, Spaghetti up.
- Someone's been to the island.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Uh-oh, where, where?
- There's gotta be photos of them together.
Boys.
- Okay, just tweet. - Zoom in, zoom in.
- Oh, wow, there's the dogs.
- Just tweet, just tweet.
- Okay, first off.
- Okay, what do we got here?
- Photoshop.
- That's not Photoshop, that's 100% you.
- That's you.
- That's not me.
- Partying in St. Bart's with Diddy.
- Okay, well, it wasn't Diddy.
Diddy was the freak.
I was with Sean Combs.
- Oh, sorry about that.
- Oh!
- My bad.
- I was with Sean Combs.
That was a very good night.
- Okay.
- I don't recognize half the people on it.
There's Dave.
- Interesting that this would take place also on an island.
- Is that Tiger Woods?
- No, that's not Tiger Woods.
- That's so funny to say that.
- Is that Magic Johnson?
- Yep, that's Magic Johnson.
- To the left.
- No, it's not Magic Johnson.
The fact that y'all think everybody looks like Magic Johnson.
- First of all, that's Magic Johnson on the left.
- No, it's not.
- It's all Chris Spencer.
- Yeah, that's what it looks like.
- French Montana.
- Serena Williams.
- No, it's not Serena Williams.
- Okay, the kid from Black-ish.
- Oh God.
- Hold on, let me guess.
- Honestly, tell us who that is.
- No, no, let us guess.
- Okay.
- Dave Chappelle, Sean Combs.
- Russell Simmons.
- Let me guess.
- Okay.
- That guy on the far left is Bo Diddley.
Above Bo is-
- The Invisible Man from the book.
- That's Invisible Man.
Right next to him is Whitey Ford.
- Yeah.
- And next to me is a bottle of baby oil.
One of the thousand, one of the 10,000 bottles of baby oil.
- Do you remember that night though?
- Big time.
- Yeah, I faded.
I was supposed to being faded.
But the thing about it was I just did a podcast a while ago
and I say, you know, it's hard.
Like it's when someone, you know, gets in trouble,
you have mixed feelings because you have a relationship different
from what the media-
- Sure.
- Hmm, sure.
- And I know as crazy as it may sound,
this is something that he does during the Christmas break.
And it's a very, very family-oriented retreat.
- Yeah.
- I know it may sound crazy, but that day was a great day.
It was filled with candy canes and popcorn
and all the festive things that people like for the holidays.
- Candy canes, huh?
- Hmm.
- But I will say-
- Who likes candy canes?
- I don't like candy canes.
- I left that party at a reasonable hour.
- Ah.
- Right?
And I tell people all the time,
Puffy throws the best party,
but you got to leave before four o'clock in the morning.
- Four o'clock.
- Four o'clock.
It's gonna go crazy.
- Yeah.
- Can I say something?
- Do you have the same disease Gary Olderman had?
Gary Coleman had?
- I don't have a disease.
- Okay.
- All right.
- No, no, this is take this the right way.
- Yeah.
- I have never in my life seen a black person
with a candy cane.
- Ever.
- I mean that in my entire life.
- Me either.
- Me either.
- I bet you can't even Google black guy with candy cane.
- I'll tell you this.
There's two candy canes that black people fuck with.
- Oh shit.
- The colors, all the colors.
- All the color and we fuck with them,
but the peppermint.
- There's a candy cane right there, dude.
I've seen that.
- Who's that?
- What?
- Who is that?
- I've never had a candy cane.
- That's Donnell's uncle.
- D, is this you?
- No, that's not.
- That was in your Instagram slides.
- No, it wasn't.
So what kind of conspiracy is this?
Yeah, when he comes in,
we're just gonna shit on the fact
that we all connected a week ago.
We were, it was a love fest and we had a good time.
We hugged up each other and everything.
Now it's back to like, okay.
- Okay, D, we're done.
We're done.
- D, D, what did we learn about,
what did we learn about each other last week?
- We learned that I'm consistent with not liking you.
And I thought that was just reserved for Hollywood,
but it works in the Midwest.
- I know.
- Anywhere that you show up.
- I know, I know.
- You are an asshole.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The funny thing about it is people say,
this is, I don't know if this is white culture or whatever,
and I'm not gonna make everything race, but it's just.
- He said rice.
- I know he said.
- He's not gonna make everything rice.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry, but you know, I'm not a fan of yours.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'll tell you what I'm not a fan of.
- What's that?
- If I may.
- Your feet.
- Yeah.
- You don't know anything about my feet.
- Yeah, I saw your feet.
- No, he didn't see them.
- You don't know anything about my feet.
- He saw them.
- That whole day, you know what it called them?
The black arrow.
- Since you're talking about.
- Because his foot is like an arrow.
- I got something for you, since you're talking about.
- Socks.
You got socks.
- Because I found out that, here you go.
What color do you want?
- I like blue.
You don't have any options now, all right?
You don't have any options.
But speaking of feet, this is what I do to protect-
- Thank you, D.
- Innocence of my feet, all right?
And what did you learn about my feet?
- They're shaped in an unusual way.
They're like an arrow.
- Yeah.
- Very girthy and long.
- No, pointy.
- No, no, skinny.
- Pointy and skinny.
- I know you're not familiar with that.
- Oh boy.
- I'm just saying, we're gonna do it, Bobby.
Let's just do it.
- We're not doing what, dude?
- All right.
- You come onto my podcast, I'm not doing anything.
I'm like, welcome.
- You talking about my dick, dog?
- No, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking the lack of.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, people can speculate whatever they want.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You go on record.
- It's his birthday.
Let's be nice.
- It's my birthday, dog.
Thanks, man.
- I got him a nice gift.
You like the gift I gave him?
- What?
- A chain.
- Did you bring a chain in
just because I was gonna be here?
- Insane to think that.
- That's nice.
- No, I knew that he was gonna have
that twisted fucking fountain thinking.
- No, I thought he was like this,
oh, Don Illa thing, this is real hip and cool.
- Wait a minute.
- Are you dressed like a doctor?
What is the, what are you?
- Let's not talk about clothing over here.
Okay, pal?
- Yeah, let's not talk about it.
- Let's not talk about it.
- No, you got a doctor, that's a doctor's dress.
- Yeah, and look at how she's dressed.
It's for his birthday.
We're playing his famous roles in movies.
She's Chilly Chill, right there.
And I'm in his favorite all-time movie,
The Banger, that is Drugstore June.
- Okay, see, I didn't know that.
There's some history I didn't know.
I thank you for bringing me-
- But I bought him this chain from Ben Baller.
I had to-
- 260 grand, dog.
- That's friendship right there.
How long before you sell it?
- See, that's what I said.
- Yeah.
Now, let me ask you something.
Is it something that you would do?
- What, give somebody a chain?
- No, no, sell it.
If somebody gave you a $260,000 chain,
would you sell it?
- It all depends on who gifted me.
- Me.
- If they gave it, I would definitely sell it.
I don't want any memories.
- He slammed you too, dude.
- I don't want-
- He comes in here with fucking-
- This is what he does to me all the time.
- Yeah, what the fuck is your problem?
You asked me last week,
I go, yo, man, I'm gonna be in town, dog.
Can I do your podcast?
I go, yeah, you're welcome.
- Horrible impression.
- And you come here and you fucking do this?
- Horrible impression of me.
- What?
- That was a horrible impression.
Yo, dog, why you had to do all that shit?
Now, if I would've been like this,
and you was like this,
Donel, you can't go do that special.
Then that would be wrong.
You can't do that special.
I didn't do that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I saw y'all did roll up to you play Kung Fu Fighting.
- You did.
- I thought that was-
- In his car, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I thought that was good.
- Yeah.
So I saw your toes, didn't like 'em.
And then-
- They got man toes.
- No, honestly, they're not.
- I don't do pedicures.
- Yeah, so then we did the show.
- Yeah.
- Very funny.
And then what did I do to you on stage?
Do you remember?
- I don't.
- Yeah, I tackled you a little bit.
- I don't remember that.
- What did he show you?
He showed you something on stage.
- No, he didn't.
- Yes, I did.
- Yeah, he did.
- What?
- You commented about it the whole time.
- The inside of my butthole.
- You know what?
- Damn, you know how something sounds like it's a good idea?
And you start up, you're like this, man, I would love to.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I fucked up.
- And you stared a little too long, dog.
- No, I didn't.
.