Name: Andrew Santino Buys Bobby Lee a $250k Chain?!
Uploaded: 2024-10-09T18:38:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Buys Bobby Lee a $250k Chain?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Buys Bobby Lee a $250k Chain?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-09. Transcript available.

there's no go off your head there's no way take off your headphones there's no
way there's no way
dude that's a kilo of gold it's about 260 000 together you don't like it give
it give it back
no you gotta give it stop you don't like it you spent that much money on this
are you are you
we're bad friends i i actually got something really special and custom made for
you thank you
uh you want to come here ben i got you something real actually look at me
very special for you thank you man this is my good friend ben baller came by
whoa what's up ben
yeah homie ben can you sit you want to sit in the seat for two seconds i love
you dude
dude you came all the way over here ben i just landed from chicago man he just
landed
wow and you came here for what not just this there's no way you came here from
he did he came
here just for this why just mail it to me no no this can't be mailed this can't
be oh wow ben oh my god
dude dude dude i'm dude i'm like today what a day well rob lowe earlier and now
ben baller what did
rob lowe do for you he just talked to me for a second but anyway you know i'm
just saying see
running into people you're filled with joy right now pretty joyous your 53rd
birthday this is great
dude how old are you ben i know he's older than me he is yeah how old are you
ben 51.
fuck but look at how much better you do look really good doesn't he yeah rudy
agrees right
you look really good for your age you think yeah yeah yeah yeah cool it out
cool it out that's
enough of that yeah pervert yeah yeah then you're married right uh in the
middle of a divorce and
the kids are outside oh they are they're all good okay thanks for bringing it
up man sorry sorry
sorry my bad i even told you you'll find something you'll find somebody no no i'm
good yeah yeah no
you're killing it no one's worried about him oh yeah but he's got he's got a
special gift real
fast okay okay i i'm so dude already dude it might be better than hers i did
something for you that
you probably won't believe and i called him up i said i need a favor for me and
i need you to help
me out just brass knuckles please tell me do you want to show him what it is
you want to
show him a little something a little something just a little something from me
to you nothing crazy
but if there's one person to call it's ben baller and i said ben will get you
something dope and
he'll know what he wants and it'll be great well and i think this is your style
why are you
is it alive don't worry about it uh don't worry about it okay well i'll close
away but i said
you got to match bob's style and he goes i know exactly how to match that guy's
style i know what
he wants i know what he needs we don't have to talk we will talk about it in a
minute okay you can
tell you could tell him after he wait wow oh put it around his neck no there's
no take off your
head there's no way to take off your headphones there's no way to put it around
there's no way
dude okay wait you see how heavy this is wait you feel you're gonna have to oh
my god your head
is huge no it's not big it'll go trust me okay okay wow that's over a kilo of
gold that's a kilo of
gold wow well here's here's why i said to ben i know korean culture big on
church we're trying to get you back into religion and the weird thing that you
would give me though
because i don't let's cross i'm not i'm not a christian i have to walk around i
have to walk
around with this all and go hey first of all i mean thank you i appreciate it
you told me
spirituality was important to you again yeah but not christianity it could have
been a buddha
so i'm sorry it's 120 carats i i understand the carrots and the and the gold
and all that i'm
sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry are you joking no are you fucking with me what the i
thought it would be
cool i thought it's like when we you really don't like this you know i mean no
it looks cool i'm just
saying that i i it's like i'm not a christian it's not it's more than that okay
okay it's cool thank you
first of all i mean a buddha or what even like i mean the yin yang maybe do you
not like it no i
really love it because this was not cheap no i love it no i'm serious how much
was this tell him
everything about the piece he's wearing around his neck yeah tell me everything
about it it looks
beautiful though about 130 carats there's uh actual glacier blue diamonds on
there it's over a kilo on
gold what it's about 260 000 together you don't like it give it back you gotta
give it stop you
don't like it you have to give it back no don't take it off i have to take it i'm
gonna be so offended
if you take it off i'm not kidding can i be i'm gonna be pissed off all right
can i be completely
honest with you right now can i just because we're right you're my friend i
love you can i be completely
honest with you i've been ball i love your dude it's so beautiful right but can
i be honest with you
it's so heavy i can like feel it yank my neck for it like it's so heavy well
this can be exercise i
know but it's like oh i like i have to literally yeah you should stand up
straight yeah yeah it's
just it's like on me okay it's two it's like a bowl thousand dollars you don't
like it i love it
but why'd you spend that much get me a car okay i'm super i love it i love it
he hand designed that we
it's for you i'm kidding i'm playing it for comedy of course it's great you don't
like it no that's
hung up made it's hung up no of course i love it are you disrespecting the
culture right now no i'm not
no of course i love it but can i just for right now so i can perform can i take
it off my neck no
i get to keep it on the whole show yes i have to wear this all the time i spent
260
fucking thousand dollars on it i have to wear this every day like when i go to
hawaii tomorrow
it's a condo i bought you a condo and i thought that i thought you'd be
appreciative thank you so
much dude what a fucking pleasure what a beautiful present cheeto to be fair
yeah in about 45 minutes
he needs some advil it'll it'll cut the circulation it's like kilo of gold it's
well it might okay yeah
yeah yeah yeah because ben knows but still i feel like you're trying to kill me
maybe you know no so
honestly can i talk to you just talk to me on the mic we're on the show talk to
me on the mic we're on
the show yeah oh maybe okay but can i maybe have to cut this part out but why
the fuck i'm sorry i don't
even care he sent the wire yesterday or it was friday he's paid he doesn't care
it's over you spent
that much money on this are you on your mind did this guy or did this guy not
talk incessantly about
i better get him something extravagant unbelievable expensive over the top
exactly i had to call my
business manager and like move money from a private account to get this done
for you yeah but then
yes what the you think i have that money just like sitting somewhere i had to
pull it out of my
savings are you being offended right now what are you doing so you're just
saying yeah
you're like you're doing a yakuza fucking thing like you're gonna fucking kill
you he will
fucking kill you yeah with your our legs right no namaste thank you so much
very good i like it
so what i'm saying to you is very beautiful beautiful it is what i'm saying
what do you think jules
it's really cool but thank you i feel like you would like die from it exactly
thank you yeah thank you
so i i dude i think you're being real so here's the deal dude okay i don't know
can you get your
money back you know how about this you don't have to give me anything just take
get your money back
no dude you can't get your what are you talking about those that's it it's over
it's done i'm
going to put this in a vault then there's no way i'm going to because it's so
expensive i'm going to
put i'm going to put this in the vault you're not going to wear it out you don't
even want to
like show it to people that it's a thing that i got you if you wear that in hawaii
you will look like
a fucking g you'll be a king don't you want to walk around a king that you are
you're saying that if i walk
away walk around with this fucking thing well can i see what it looks like
underneath the shirt
that's the whole point is to be on the shirt no yeah no one knows it's there
nobody can actually see how bling his neck is right now yeah you're iced out on
your neck it's
beautiful oh it really but how about with no shirt yeah no shirt would be nice
yeah no shirt would be
really nice oh my god yeah beautiful i'm just chilling on a beach look at what
you look like
i'm chilling on the beach dude are you married bobby or no no look at this bro
just look really good
just look at what you look like holy shit yeah dude i look like a future monk
or something
you know i mean like you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i i don't
look normal okay yeah
do me if i'm gonna do this one last time okay if you don't like this piece yeah
there i mean
just tell me the consequences
i'm i'm being what i'm trying to play it for comedy but i think you're being
real and i i want to be
completely honest with you thank you so much but it's a little too much like
what i bought you was a
couple of grand of little knick knick knacks right you 250 000 is so stupid 260.
yeah 260.
i know but i'm just saying that i think but oh how about this then no yes i'll
keep it i'll put i'm
gonna buy a vault and i'll stick it in the vault do you have a safe at your
house or anything i do
i'm gonna get a better vault because i don't have anything that's worth this
much tell him how hard
this is shining from across the room i mean look at how beautiful okay it looks
shiny
is that what you're saying so ben ben are you telling me that and i swear to
god dude i don't
want to threaten you because you very you look like you you know some people so
i wouldn't never start
he is the people i i know but look at what he's doing right now i don't know
what are you doing right
now dude you're eyeing me down dude i appreciate it but what i'm saying is that
i will bring this to
hawaii and i'll wear it every day but i'm telling you right now i feel like i'm
gonna get stares in
a weird way and also somebody's gonna jack me no they're not yeah they're gonna
be like that god
damn that's 90 carat yeah whatever and then i'm gonna be like well no it's not
it's plastic
right and then they're like yank it out yeah you know what's wrong dude
i'm sorry you're a very craftsman well i'm a little i know you're killing it
all right so um
can i go or do i no no no no i can go yeah i appreciate you yeah thank you
thank you so much
man i love you i'll touch you in a little bit it's really nice nice meeting you
i'll text you in a
minute thanks a lot man all right take care john i didn't know you're older
than me
wait is this your iphone is this yours yeah it is okay i'd rather have that
no god it looks so good all right all right i'll talk to you a little bit
what no please don't take it off no no i'm serious don't don't don't don't don't
oh my god
bob bob bob stop stop stop stop okay it really hurts my neck though i know you
have to leave it on for
the show it hurts my neck it really hurts my neck dude you look very cool to
bobby told you yeah you
look so dope what's up