Name: Bobby Lee PISSED OFF at Dax Flame's B-Day Card
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee PISSED OFF at Dax Flame's B-Day Card' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-10. Transcript available.

- So today I get happy birthday, buddy.
By the way, you're older now than Pat Morita
was when he did Karate Kid.
- Wow, you are right.
- It's insane.
And then guess what?
Two hours later, I bought a bonsai tree.
- I feel like the Jackie Chan version is better.
- Oh my God.
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean?
What do we mean?
What do you mean?
- What the do you mean?
- That movie is so good.
- With Jaden Smith?
- Yeah.
- No.
- No.
- I'm not a Josh Machio guy.
- I even cried at the end.
- You would.
- Oh, why?
'Cause there's black people in it?
- Oh, 'cause he won.
- What?
- He won.
- Yeah, so did Ralph Machio.
- We're bad friends.
- Hey, buddy.
- What, Dax Flames here?
- Dax is here.
Oh, man.
- Holy .
Thank you so much, Dax.
- Dax, are you-
- Well, get sit down at least.
- Do you wanna sit or do you gotta go?
- What should I do?
- Do you have to go?
- What do you mean?
We asked you to sit down, what should I do?
- I'll sit.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Dax, are you, how did you know, did you-
- You got me a hi-ho cheeseburger?
- I heard that you like burgers.
- Yeah.
- And you got me a high-end one,
probably one of the best ones in LA.
You know, that's classy.
- Okay, check this out.
- Yeah.
- Dax, do you like his chain?
I got him a chain for his birthday.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Do you not, do you do like it or no?
- I like it, yeah.
- Would you wear it?
- I wouldn't wear it.
- Wait a minute.
- No, wait, stop.
Thank you, Dax.
- Do you, are you shirtless just for your birthday?
- No, no, no.
- Yes.
- No.
- He's trying to emphasize the chain.
- Yeah, I would take you to put the shirt back on today.
- No, no, please off, please.
It looks so much better off.
- Okay.
- So Dax, this was Andrew's present.
- Okay, nice.
- Yeah, and now, can I just say something, bud?
- Sure.
- It hurts my neck so bad.
- Oh, yeah, maybe with the shirt on,
it'll be a little cushiony.
- Yeah, no, I'm just saying the weight of it
is kind of pushing my fucking neck forward
and it kind of hurts.
It's very heavy.
- Just sit straight.
- Sit straight up.
There you go.
- Okay.
But so Dax, if you got this, you wouldn't wear it?
- I would wear it in front of the person who gave it to me.
- Right, and then what would you do
when you got home with this?
- Maybe just send them a text thank you
and after wearing it.
- Okay, then what would you do with it, though?
- Give it to someone who, like, would wear it.
- Right, this is $260,000.
- Whoa.
- That's what I'm saying.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so then would you give it to a friend
or would you put it in a safe?
- I would sell it and just use the money
on something you like.
- Oh, that's so good.
- I'd prefer you to not do that.
- Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
It's, what do you care?
- That will end our friendship if you do that.
- You bought me a beautiful $200,000.
- And that's what it's supposed to be.
You don't sell it and then take the money
and do something else with it.
- Yeah, I want to buy other things with it.
Like something that I need, like a car.
You know that my car got totaled.
- You have the money for that.
They gave you money for the insurance.
- I know, but maybe you could've got me a car
instead of this thing that I'm not,
something I'm not gonna fucking wear.
This is, think about what you're doing, dude.
Why would you ask Ben Baller,
fucking Chinese mafia to come over here,
you know what I mean?
With his fucking glare and then do this to me.
- He's not Chinese.
- Whatever he is.
What is he?
He's Korean.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
- He's so hot.
- Rudy what?
- He's so hot.
- Yeah, he is pretty hot.
- You think he's a hot guy?
- Yeah.
- You better watch your mouth, dude.
- Watch your fucking mouth.
- And he's 50 something?
- Yeah.
- He looks good for 50 something, huh?
- Oh.
- He's so cool.
- Okay, so he's 50 something
and then what are you gonna say about-
- You guys are, yeah.
- Sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'm getting stepped on today.
I thought it was a good person.
- You guys are what?
- Like, okay.
And Ben is like, high up.
- So Ben's a hot guy and we're losers.
- Not losers, just okay.
- Ugly?
- No, okay.
- Okay or okay, A-Y?
Okay or okay, A-Y?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Ben is like, okay, okay, okay.
- Okay.
- He's okay, okay, okay.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I get it.
- So Dax, thanks for stopping by and getting,
when'd you get the cheeseburger?
- Just a moment ago.
- Really?
Can I open it, may I?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Okay.
- When did you get the cheeseburger?
Yesterday.
What do you think, he got it today.
- I don't know how some of you guys work.
Sometimes you guys will get me a cheeseburger from yesterday.
- Never have we ever.
- Never done.
- Yeah, but from hours ago, whatever.
You've done that before, hours ago.
- It's been delivered 15 minutes before you're here.
But he went and got this for your birthday.
- Really, thank you so much.
- He also wanted to sing you happy birthday
while you took a bite.
So will you hold on, will you take a bite and you sing, Dax?
You said you had a special version of happy birthday for him.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Go ahead while you take a bite.
- So wait, wait until I grab it.
- I'm sorry, can I just say something?
Really appreciate it.
Pretty cold though, huh?
- Is it cold, eh?
- Yeah.
- Honestly, when did you get this?
- Maybe 35 minutes ago.
- Okay, that's not bad.
- That's not bad.
- All right, here we go, go ahead.
- And go.
- Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Bobby.
Happy birthday to you.
And there's a little card for you as well.
- That was the rendition?
- That was your own rendition?
- Oh, happy Bobby day to you.
Happy Bobby day to you.
- I'm gonna change the tune.
- Happy Bobby day to you.
- I'm gonna change the words in tune a little bit.
- All right, let's not eat.
Let's read the card.
- Okay.
- Let's read the card.
- I'll eat this later, Ben.
Thank you so much.
- Ben?
- I forgot.
- You still got Ben on your mind.
- Yeah, Ben's still on my mind, sorry.
Ben Baller's still on my mind.
- Do you know Ben Baller?
Did you meet him on the way out?
- Mm-mm.
- He's incredible.
And Rudy thinks he's really hot.
He's a very handsome, cool dude.
He's the man.
- He looks handsome.
- He is, he very much is.
Oh, a card.
What does it say?
- Can I see it?
- Thank you.
No, no, you may not.
- Well, let him read it.
- I memorized it.
That's how short it was.
- What did it say?
- Keep up the good work.
- Well, that's true, isn't it?
- No, there's no, that's nothing.
- Well, you know who gave it to you.
He just gave it to you.
- It doesn't matter.
20 years from now 'cause I keep these in a fucking box.
- Maybe he'll sign it for you.
- And for memories I'll, no, fuck off.
- Hey, what?
- No, I'm sorry.
This is bullshit.
- What?
- My neck hurts.
- So what?
Grow up.
- All right.
- You're 53.
- Hey, fuck you, man.
- Fuck you.
- Sorry, is that me?
- Yeah.
- I'm reading the wrong one?
All right, sorry, McConaughey.
Thank you so much, Dax.
- For sure.
- Dax, thank you, man.
This was good.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, Dax.
- Thank you so much, Dax.
- We'll see you later, buddy.
- Thanks a lot, man.
- Bye, dude.
- Thanks, Dax.
- Very nice.
- Very nice.
- What a sweet, sweet guy.
Like, honestly.
- Honestly.
- Rudy has something to tell us.
- What?
- You fucking know.
Don't play dumb.
Don't you dare play dumb with me.
- That's so good.
- Tito Bobby!
- Are we good or no?
- Oh, hold on.
I'm gonna try to see if I can get it.
- No, that's gonna hurt, dude.
- No, it won't.
- Yeah.
- It's sticky, hold on.
- Can I have this?
- No.
- No.
- Why do you want to take that home?
- 'Cause I need to shave.
- Yeah, but that's for, that's a man.
- That's for men.
- It's better 'cause--
- Is that womanscaped?
- I know, but men's ravers, is it--
- Raver?
- Razors is usually better for men.
- Why?
- I don't know.
They make it better for men.
Why would they make it better for us than for you guys?
It doesn't make any sense.
- I don't know 'cause--
- Isn't the same 'cause sometimes when I go out on the road,
I'll use a womanshaver on my tootchi.
- You do on your toot suit?
- Yeah.
- They say men's razors are better.
- It's more sensitive for sure.
- I have a little gripe.
Can I tell a little gripe or no?
- Please.
- I thank you so much for your happy birthday messages on Instagram.
But next time you do that, you don't have to throw in a fun fact.
- Give us some fun facts.
- So today I get, "Happy birthday, buddy.
By the way, Pat Morita, you're older now than Pat Morita was when he did Karate
Kid."
- Wow, when he was, wow, you are, right?
- It's insane.
And then guess what?
Two hours later, I bought a bonsai tree.
- Wow, Pat Morita during Karate Kid--
- How old was Pat Morita when he did Karate Kid?
- 52.
- Yeah.
- You're 53.
- I'm 53.
- So you're older than Mr. Miyagi.
- Dude, I'm older than Mr. Miyagi in that movie.
- Wow.
- Isn't that crazy?
- That's beautiful.
- No, I don't like that funny.
I love that because look at how much younger you look than he looks.
That's a compliment.
Oh, no, you look the same.
Nevermind, you look the same.
- Pretty good.
- Let me hear you say wax on, wax off.
- Wax on or wax off?
- No.
- How do you say it?
- Really go for it.
- Wax on or wax off?
- Kind of play it out.
- Play it out?
I don't even know what you mean, your notes.
- Play it out.
- Oh, play it out.
- Bring up the wax on, wax off scene, please.
- Yeah.
- The wax on, wax off scene, please.
- Okay.
I think I'm doing it way too much, I think.
I think his is more understanding.
- His is more subtle.
His is more low.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Here it is.
- Have you seen this movie?
- You goddamn slave is what I'm getting, man.
- Oh my God, you have to watch this movie.
- What are you doing?
What are you doing, dude?
That was literally-
- So.
- Very good.
- Karate Kid, dude.
That's how you learn.
Matt, by Emanuel Leiber.
- I feel like the Jackie Chan version is better.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, what?
Oh my God, I just-
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean?
What do we mean?
What do you mean?
- What the fuck do you mean?
- That movie is so good.
- No.
- Oh my God, dude.
- Have you seen it?
- Have you seen it?
- I've seen it.
- It's with Jaden Smith?
- Yeah.
- No.
- No.
- Ralph Macchio, my guy.
- Ralph Macchio guy.
- I even cried at the end.
- You would.
- Oh, why?
- There's black people in it.
- Oh, 'cause he won.
- What?
- He won.
- Yes, who did fucking Ralph Macchio?
- No, this is better.
- No, you haven't even seen Karate Kid to say that this is better.
- Did Jaden do the crane?
- Yeah.
- He did.
He did a great job.
- Oh, really?
- It's actually really impressive, yeah.
It's actually, honestly, it's actually a really good movie.
Yeah, it is.
But, don't do that to Pat Morita.
Not on his birthday.
- Okay.
- Not on his birthday.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I never saw this version.
Did you?
- Yeah, it's pretty good.
- It is pretty good?
- Yeah, it's very good.
- All right.
- It's actually very good.
- It is, okay.
- Well, Jackie's incredible.
- Yeah.
- Jaden is phenomenal.
He's the child of an egomaniac, sociopathic maniac.
So he, of course, is gonna be a good actor.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's like, what are we talking about?
The guy's incredible.
- Wow.
- The whole family, he breeds talent.
All these kids have talent, all of them.
- That's amazing.
- What does it say on the hill, cheap?
- Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
Let me see you zoom in.
Oh, it's written in this way to dog hill.
- Oh, is this in Springfield?
- Wow.
- Wow.
It's interesting.
I think you should watch it.
You'd like it.
- Do you think Koreans got offended by this Haitian stuff?
- We're the one to eat the dog.
- Do you think or not?
- That is our thing.
- That's our thing.
- That's us.
Don't take credit for a dog.
- Yeah, so I'm gonna watch that movie then.
- You should.