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They're bad friends.
Is Asian fetish really bad?
Like, what if they really, like, love the person?
It's impossible to like Asians that much.
It's incredible.
It's impossible to like Asians that much.
No, I mean, that's not true to say that.
It's impossible to love Asians that much is not a truth.
It's the most insane thing I've ever heard.
Of course, you're kidding.
No, what do you mean?
Is it bad to do, to fetishize?
Like, they have an Asian fetish,
but once they meet up and, like, get together,
they actually love the person.
Of course.
You're, well, fetish.
They just like, they just also just like the Asian side.
But he said, when you say fetish,
I think he's saying when you fetishize something,
it's almost like you.
Doesn't make any sense to me.
You don't respect it.
So let's say you're only like peanuts.
I mean, is that right?
Zoom in.
And you're eating peanuts.
It's a desire with gratification strongly linked
to a particular object activity to the part of the body
other than the sexual organs.
So you have a fet, you're fetishizing something.
Yeah, but without the race or whatever that is.
You wouldn't like it.
You wouldn't like them.
Right.
So you like the thing.
So that's, that has to be, you know, a part of it.
Do you have any fetishes?
Is there a white fetish?
Well, I mean, numbers don't lie.
You know what I mean?
We're doing pretty good.
Oh, the girl that you met yesterday,
would you think she was white?
No, but I'm just saying.
What was she last night, yesterday?
Mexican?
Exactly, thank you.
I'm just saying.
But yes, there's a white fetish.
For minorities to like whites,
there's of course a white fetish.
There's, there's minority women that,
that have fetishes for white guys.
There's a girl that I'm seeing now
that her previous, last four boyfriend,
she's white, have been Asian-y.
Yeah.
Either half or full, right?
This goes, this goes both ways on all sides.
Okay.
Everyone has a, if that's your flavor,
the Kardashians, they only date black guys,
except for the one.
Which one?
I don't know the name.
There's one girl that doesn't date black guys.
She's married to the guy, the white guy on the show.
Kourtney?
Yeah.
Oh, Travis Barker.
I mean, he painted himself enough.
Oh my God.
What, what, what, what are you trying to say?
I got it.
He has so much tattoos that he's trying to be black?
Or he's not, or he's not white anymore.
Completely white.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, look at that.
That is, that is legit.
Yeah.
That's all of them.
That's all of them.
You think that's sexy?
Yeah.
Wow.
You're full.
You ever go to a tattoo artist?
He goes, you're full.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're done.
The tattoos on the head thing is mind-blowing to me.
That would hurt so much.
Well, you've never had a tattoo, right?
No, but I just.
It doesn't hurt.
The head tattoo's gotta hurt.
I don't know, people go, it's hurt.
It doesn't, have you had a tattoo?
No.
It doesn't really hurt that much.
The head's gotta hurt.
Look at this, the temple.
The eyeballs, maybe, but not, the head, right?
This temple is so sensitive.
Oh, maybe, maybe you're right.
I mean, I don't want to, I'm not gonna do it.
I just can't, I can't imagine the head, the most sensitive areas are your neck,
your vagina,
your butthole, the back of your, in front of your knees, and your feet.
Yeah.
That's why when you see those, um, is it?
The tongue.
The Maori, is it the Maori people that get the?
Oh.
Oh, right.
That is, that is, that is, must be so painful right here.
Yeah.
Because it goes from your lip to your neckline.
Do people get them on their gums?
People get them in their mouth all the time.
Oh.
On the gums.
They say they, it doesn't hurt.
In here?
Yeah.
It doesn't hurt.
You don't have any tattoos, are you gonna get them?
Oh, whoa, look at that.
No, but I have a-
That looks cool, dude.
You have a what?
The black?
The one that has the tattoo.
That looks like you.
What, because I have gingivitis?
What are you talking about, dude?
Dude, this guy, do you have gingivitis?
What is wrong with you today?
I already told you I have a bad, some bad things are happening, and then you're
like-
I only listened to-
And then you're just attacking me like that.
He's not attacking you.
You do have gingivitis.
Do I, does it look like I have black gums?
No.
Honestly.
No, they're like brown.
Yeah, but is that bad?
They're not black, they're Mexican.
I know, but I know, but have you looked-
No, I'm not being paranoid.
Your teeth look totally normal to me.
Yeah, so you never-
Because you never said anything like, hey, dude, you should get that-
Let me see, smile.
You have great teeth.
Yeah, but what the fuck are you saying then?
He's just egging you on.
A joke about that.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Do you ever go to the dentist?
No.
Yes.
The guy from Glendale, whatever.
You've seen that guy, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I like him.
How often?
It's been like eight years, but-
Bill, there's a tooth hanging out right now.
Put it back in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be honest with me.
Yeah.
Have you flossed ever?
I flossed lately, yes.
Now I get it.
Every day?
I've been trying to, yeah.
How many days a week, really?
Because of the beef-
Well-
What?
So in Hawaii, they had that dried beef jerky.
They have like crispy beef jerky chips.
I love that.
Right?
Yeah.
But for some reason, they get lodged in between my teeth, and they stay in
there for like three
days.
No, no, no, no.
Buddy, you got to floss it out.
I know.
But so one had been-
And I was with somebody, and she was like, it smells like that beef jerky.
I haven't had beef jerky in three days.
You're like, I know.
Isn't it good?
Yeah, yeah.
And then I realized there was like in between my teeth, beef jerky, so I flossed
them out.
That happens.
That's not embarrassing.
That happens all the time.
Beef jerky in the teeth?
That happens to all of us.
All the time.
Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah.
You're not alone on this island.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You feel better?
I guess you're right.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I just, you know, you attack me with that.
Who, me?
No, he's attacking the shit out of you today.
What's your deal?
Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people?
I don't know.
I just feel good.
You feel.
Oh, is that what it is?
When you feel good, you like to attack, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so funny.
But it's never him, though.
Have you noticed that?
And I'm not complaining.
I'm grateful to be here, but I'm just saying, I love the show, and I love you
guys.
But I just kind of, I look at it, and I go, why him?
Why not him, I mean?
He talks shit about me.
Yeah, but he never, not on the show, though.
He's not around, yeah.
Yeah, when I'm not around.
You're going to go, hey, Andrew, your skin's too pink.
Go ahead.
Andrew's scarier than you.
Thank you.
Oh, that's right.
So if everyone, let's get into that.
If people don't know about the show, what do you do with your face?
I'm just waiting to hear what you have to say.
Right, so the power dynamics of the show is what?
Here we go.
Here we go.
So the power of the dynamics of the show is Andrew is, let's suppose that this
is a kingdom,
right, that he would be the, you know, um...
The king?
The false king.
Right?
He's like, the false king.
He's the king, but not like blood.
He's, I don't know, he's not royal blood.
That's a redhead thing?
No, it's not a redhead attack.
Like I'm not born pure?
Wow.
Like I'm a mutt?
Well, the blood's not pure, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
And that's not, you're the king.
I just gave you the props.
And what are you?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I'm the king.
Okay.
I have pure blood, dude.
You do?
Yeah, yeah.
But I let you, you know what I mean, sit on the throne, right?
I let him sit on the throne, and I'm like, kind of like, you know who I am?
Louis the 15th.
No, Aragorn.
I don't know who that is.
From Lord of the Rings.
He's supposed to be the king, right?
Strider.
Right?
I'm supposed to be king, but I'm out, you know what I mean, defending.
You do have a lot of similarities to kings.
Bloated.
Gout ridden.
Yeah, yeah.
But here's the, there we go.
Okay.
Look up fattest king.
Yeah.
There you are.
Beep bop boop.
And he's in yellow, ironically.
There you are.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Henry VIII, right?
He was a glutton.
Wasn't Henry VIII like the fattest fucking king of all time?
That's him.
Look at the size of this moose.
Yeah.
Half Asian.
So anyway, let's be real.
You're the king.
You're the real king.
No, here's the power dynamic for the show, okay?
Is you are the boss.
Mm-hmm.
So I know it's a 50-50 enterprise.
Mm-hmm.
But I let you, I don't let you, you make most of the decisions.
Am I not right?
Let's be honest.
Well, someone has to get up and do it.
Exactly.
And I let you do it.
No, no, no.
I have to do it.
You have to do it.
If I don't do it, it doesn't happen.
But I also go do it.
No, you never have told me.
Yeah, I go, get it.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You say, you're too lazy to do it.
It's not, that's not it.
That is 100% true.
No, I'm a guy that goes, you know what I mean?
I understand, but I'm going to let him have, make the decisions.
That's not true.
You don't have, you don't have the knowledge of the wherewithal.
In fact, you don't even communicate with your fucking assistant of your own
schedule.
How could you make decisions if you don't even know how to schedule your own
life?
I purposely do that, so I give you the fucking-
No, you do that because you're fucking lazy.
I'm not here.
Dude, bro.
You started this.
I'm not-
No.
You fucking started all this.
Fuck off.
Dude, I'm not, dude.
Did I start this?
I'm not-
You fucking started it.
I'm not starting anything.
I'm just telling you what the power dynamics of the show.
I'm letting the people know how the show is run.
They know.
They know.
They all fucking know.
Okay.
I want to, I don't know.
Do you think they think-
That's what I don't know and I want to know.
You think they think the slept king is the organizer?
They know not.
Okay.
They know not to know.
They know not to know.
Yeah, okay.
They know that you are a beautiful entity that needs its beauty rest.
Right, so-
And I like to organize.
Right, so you're the organizer, right?
It is a 50-50 enterprise.
100%.
What are you laughing?
On camera.
Oh, what are you saying?
Off camera, it's not.
Off camera, it's, you don't, you don't organize any of this bullshit.
No, but it's a 50-50.
Talent-wise, yes.
Talent-wise.
Yeah, we're, yeah, you're my brother.
Right, right.
Well, and also-
Okay, 45-45, 10.
Right.
She's very talented.
Very talented.
She's an important part of the show.
And these three guys, take them or leave them.
Yeah.
And then these guys act as buffoons.
Puppets.
No.
These guys act as a very integral part of the organization.
We need them.
We need them very much.
So, in terms of my relationship with them, it's, they're pretty much, aside
from Andreas,
these two are more handlers for me.
You're the wacky uncle who comes into town.
So, this is what he, this is what pissed me off today.
I'm going to just go get into it.
Let's get into it.
I'll show it.
I'll show it right here, dog.
So, shoot, move to 730 tonight, he says.
But then I emphasized it two hours later because he didn't-
With exclamation marks, which made me mad.
Yeah, you know you can't do that.
You can't do that.
That doesn't make sense.
Because then I said to you that, like, he already gave me the information.
Yeah.
I know, I just-
Like, I don't act as, you know, I'm in direct contact with him 24-7.
Oh, what about David Spade?
I slipped through that.
I made a mistake, but it has nothing to do with me not knowing.
I would get in trouble for that, is what I'm saying.
So, I wanted to be on top of it.
Andrew would get mad at me if you were here at a weird time.
Okay.
I don't know why you brought up Spade.
That was a bad move.
It was-
Why?
It was evidence.
Because why are you poking the bear?
You're poking the bear, dude.
Because he was really-
Is he?
He was 40-
Should I get mad?
Should I get mad?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're poking the bear, dude.
Why'd you bring that up?
Bro, what did you do before the shoot?
What shoot?
You peed on-
This one, we're on right now.
I can't believe-
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
I can't believe that you are-
You're soaked with lies.
Dude, you're the lying fucking gesture.
In this kingdom, you're the lying gesture, dude.
And you-
Dude, some people-
You're guillotined, dude.
Bro.
In the medieval times, you'd be the guillotine.
What are you trying to accuse me of?
Peeing on the court jester's coach.
Okay.
Say what you're claiming.
Yeah, what are you claiming?
He peed on my Mercedes.
That he bought me, basically.
He peed on your car.
That I bought.
Do you have any proof of this?
I took a video of Andres looking at a puddle.
Then we can go lick it and see if it tastes like pee.
Send McCone out there to lick it.
McCone, go lick.
No.
Wait a minute.
You're claiming that Bobby urinated on your vehicle.
Yeah, and like where you would pump the gas, too.
So I have to touch that area now.
Bob, did you pee on his car?
You saw me here, right?
I didn't see you pee on his car.
I know, but did you see him?
Yeah, so you had your eyes on me the whole time.
I've seen you the whole time.
Right.
You smoked the cigarette.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see that.
And the case is closed.
Case is closed.
And that-
Apologize.
I just feel like the-
No, I-
In this kingdom is so corrupt.
No, apologize, dude.
For being soaked in lies.
I'm a Menendez brother now, dude.
I'm going to watch.
I haven't seen the documentary.
I'm going to do it tonight.
I can't wait to see it.
I'm going to watch it tonight, but apologize, please.
Interesting-
No, dude, I can't.
You peed on my car.
I didn't pee on your car, dude!
You know what?
I feel like-
That's fucking insane!
I didn't pee on your car!
You're telling everyone I peed on your car!
I did not pee on your car!
That's illegal, too.
What?
It's public indecency or whatever.
That's insane!
Apologize!
My son wasn't even telling me.
Apologize!
I didn't pee on your car!
Apologize!
I'm sorry, sir!
Okay, I peed on your car.
Fuck!
I peed on your car, dude.
I peed on your car.
That was a good liar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, what?
What were you going to say?
I was just going to say that Tita Bobby has a tendency to do that because he
even pees
on a cup in his room.
Yes, he will pee in a cup in his room.
Okay, what?
Sometimes.
No, what are you saying?
Well-
That's next level.
I don't pee in the cup in my room.
That's crazy.
Okay, when in the garage in your gaming room where I have to clean?
Okay, back then I did.
You're saying the past.
A couple years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it was so far down and I'm playing-
Listen, when you're playing Warzone with your fire team-
You can't walk away.
Right?
And I'm like-
And I had to pee real bad.
I'm like, hold up, right?
And I'm like, I'll crouch down and then I'll pee in a cup.
I'm here!
I'm still here, right?
And then I'll pee and then I'll go, I'll do this later.
What kind of cup?
Like a-
Sometimes it was like-
Coffee cup?
No, like a-
Sometimes a coffee cup, but sometimes a coffee cup, but also like-
Sometimes it was like an empty bottle of water, like plastic.
Wow.
You can get it in there?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Andrew Santino GOES OFF on Bobby Lee

They're bad friends.
Is Asian fetish really bad?
Like, what if they really, like, love the person?
It's impossible to like Asians that much.
It's incredible.
It's impossible to like Asians that much.
No, I mean, that's not true to say that.
It's impossible to love Asians that much is not a truth.
It's the most insane thing I've ever heard.
Of course, you're kidding.
No, what do you mean?
Is it bad to do, to fetishize?
Like, they have an Asian fetish,
but once they meet up and, like, get together,
they actually love the person.
Of course.
You're, well, fetish.
They just like, they just also just like the Asian side.
But he said, when you say fetish,
I think he's saying when you fetishize something,
it's almost like you.
Doesn't make any sense to me.
You don't respect it.
So let's say you're only like peanuts.
I mean, is that right?
Zoom in.
And you're eating peanuts.
It's a desire with gratification strongly linked
to a particular object activity to the part of the body
other than the sexual organs.
So you have a fet, you're fetishizing something.
Yeah, but without the race or whatever that is.
You wouldn't like it.
You wouldn't like them.
Right.
So you like the thing.
So that's, that has to be, you know, a part of it.
Do you have any fetishes?
Is there a white fetish?
Well, I mean, numbers don't lie.
You know what I mean?
We're doing pretty good.
Oh, the girl that you met yesterday,
would you think she was white?
No, but I'm just saying.
What was she last night, yesterday?
Mexican?
Exactly, thank you.
I'm just saying.
But yes, there's a white fetish.
For minorities to like whites,
there's of course a white fetish.
There's, there's minority women that,
that have fetishes for white guys.
There's a girl that I'm seeing now
that her previous, last four boyfriend,
she's white, have been Asian-y.
Yeah.
Either half or full, right?
This goes, this goes both ways on all sides.
Okay.
Everyone has a, if that's your flavor,
the Kardashians, they only date black guys,
except for the one.
Which one?
I don't know the name.
There's one girl that doesn't date black guys.
She's married to the guy, the white guy on the show.
Kourtney?
Yeah.
Oh, Travis Barker.
I mean, he painted himself enough.
Oh my God.
What, what, what, what are you trying to say?
I got it.
He has so much tattoos that he's trying to be black?
Or he's not, or he's not white anymore.
Completely white.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, look at that.
That is, that is legit.
Yeah.
That's all of them.
That's all of them.
You think that's sexy?
Yeah.
Wow.
You're full.
You ever go to a tattoo artist?
He goes, you're full.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're done.
The tattoos on the head thing is mind-blowing to me.
That would hurt so much.
Well, you've never had a tattoo, right?
No, but I just.
It doesn't hurt.
The head tattoo's gotta hurt.
I don't know, people go, it's hurt.
It doesn't, have you had a tattoo?
No.
It doesn't really hurt that much.
The head's gotta hurt.
Look at this, the temple.
The eyeballs, maybe, but not, the head, right?
This temple is so sensitive.
Oh, maybe, maybe you're right.
I mean, I don't want to, I'm not gonna do it.
I just can't, I can't imagine the head, the most sensitive areas are your neck,
your vagina,
your butthole, the back of your, in front of your knees, and your feet.
Yeah.
That's why when you see those, um, is it?
The tongue.
The Maori, is it the Maori people that get the?
Oh.
Oh, right.
That is, that is, that is, must be so painful right here.
Yeah.
Because it goes from your lip to your neckline.
Do people get them on their gums?
People get them in their mouth all the time.
Oh.
On the gums.
They say they, it doesn't hurt.
In here?
Yeah.
It doesn't hurt.
You don't have any tattoos, are you gonna get them?
Oh, whoa, look at that.
No, but I have a-
That looks cool, dude.
You have a what?
The black?
The one that has the tattoo.
That looks like you.
What, because I have gingivitis?
What are you talking about, dude?
Dude, this guy, do you have gingivitis?
What is wrong with you today?
I already told you I have a bad, some bad things are happening, and then you're
like-
I only listened to-
And then you're just attacking me like that.
He's not attacking you.
You do have gingivitis.
Do I, does it look like I have black gums?
No.
Honestly.
No, they're like brown.
Yeah, but is that bad?
They're not black, they're Mexican.
I know, but I know, but have you looked-
No, I'm not being paranoid.
Your teeth look totally normal to me.
Yeah, so you never-
Because you never said anything like, hey, dude, you should get that-
Let me see, smile.
You have great teeth.
Yeah, but what the fuck are you saying then?
He's just egging you on.
A joke about that.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Do you ever go to the dentist?
No.
Yes.
The guy from Glendale, whatever.
You've seen that guy, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I like him.
How often?
It's been like eight years, but-
Bill, there's a tooth hanging out right now.
Put it back in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be honest with me.
Yeah.
Have you flossed ever?
I flossed lately, yes.
Now I get it.
Every day?
I've been trying to, yeah.
How many days a week, really?
Because of the beef-
Well-
What?
So in Hawaii, they had that dried beef jerky.
They have like crispy beef jerky chips.
I love that.
Right?
Yeah.
But for some reason, they get lodged in between my teeth, and they stay in
there for like three
days.
No, no, no, no.
Buddy, you got to floss it out.
I know.
But so one had been-
And I was with somebody, and she was like, it smells like that beef jerky.
I haven't had beef jerky in three days.
You're like, I know.
Isn't it good?
Yeah, yeah.
And then I realized there was like in between my teeth, beef jerky, so I flossed
them out.
That happens.
That's not embarrassing.
That happens all the time.
Beef jerky in the teeth?
That happens to all of us.
All the time.
Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah.
You're not alone on this island.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You feel better?
I guess you're right.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I just, you know, you attack me with that.
Who, me?
No, he's attacking the shit out of you today.
What's your deal?
Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people?
I don't know.
I just feel good.
You feel.
Oh, is that what it is?
When you feel good, you like to attack, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so funny.
But it's never him, though.
Have you noticed that?
And I'm not complaining.
I'm grateful to be here, but I'm just saying, I love the show, and I love you
guys.
But I just kind of, I look at it, and I go, why him?
Why not him, I mean?
He talks shit about me.
Yeah, but he never, not on the show, though.
He's not around, yeah.
Yeah, when I'm not around.
You're going to go, hey, Andrew, your skin's too pink.
Go ahead.
Andrew's scarier than you.
Thank you.
Oh, that's right.
So if everyone, let's get into that.
If people don't know about the show, what do you do with your face?
I'm just waiting to hear what you have to say.
Right, so the power dynamics of the show is what?
Here we go.
Here we go.
So the power of the dynamics of the show is Andrew is, let's suppose that this
is a kingdom,
right, that he would be the, you know, um...
The king?
The false king.
Right?
He's like, the false king.
He's the king, but not like blood.
He's, I don't know, he's not royal blood.
That's a redhead thing?
No, it's not a redhead attack.
Like I'm not born pure?
Wow.
Like I'm a mutt?
Well, the blood's not pure, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
And that's not, you're the king.
I just gave you the props.
And what are you?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I'm the king.
Okay.
I have pure blood, dude.
You do?
Yeah, yeah.
But I let you, you know what I mean, sit on the throne, right?
I let him sit on the throne, and I'm like, kind of like, you know who I am?
Louis the 15th.
No, Aragorn.
I don't know who that is.
From Lord of the Rings.
He's supposed to be the king, right?
Strider.
Right?
I'm supposed to be king, but I'm out, you know what I mean, defending.
You do have a lot of similarities to kings.
Bloated.
Gout ridden.
Yeah, yeah.
But here's the, there we go.
Okay.
Look up fattest king.
Yeah.
There you are.
Beep bop boop.
And he's in yellow, ironically.
There you are.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Henry VIII, right?
He was a glutton.
Wasn't Henry VIII like the fattest fucking king of all time?
That's him.
Look at the size of this moose.
Yeah.
Half Asian.
So anyway, let's be real.
You're the king.
You're the real king.
No, here's the power dynamic for the show, okay?
Is you are the boss.
Mm-hmm.
So I know it's a 50-50 enterprise.
Mm-hmm.
But I let you, I don't let you, you make most of the decisions.
Am I not right?
Let's be honest.
Well, someone has to get up and do it.
Exactly.
And I let you do it.
No, no, no.
I have to do it.
You have to do it.
If I don't do it, it doesn't happen.
But I also go do it.
No, you never have told me.
Yeah, I go, get it.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You say, you're too lazy to do it.
It's not, that's not it.
That is 100% true.
No, I'm a guy that goes, you know what I mean?
I understand, but I'm going to let him have, make the decisions.
That's not true.
You don't have, you don't have the knowledge of the wherewithal.
In fact, you don't even communicate with your fucking assistant of your own
schedule.
How could you make decisions if you don't even know how to schedule your own
life?
I purposely do that, so I give you the fucking-
No, you do that because you're fucking lazy.
I'm not here.
Dude, bro.
You started this.
I'm not-
No.
You fucking started all this.
Fuck off.
Dude, I'm not, dude.
Did I start this?
I'm not-
You fucking started it.
I'm not starting anything.
I'm just telling you what the power dynamics of the show.
I'm letting the people know how the show is run.
They know.
They know.
They all fucking know.
Okay.
I want to, I don't know.
Do you think they think-
That's what I don't know and I want to know.
You think they think the slept king is the organizer?
They know not.
Okay.
They know not to know.
They know not to know.
Yeah, okay.
They know that you are a beautiful entity that needs its beauty rest.
Right, so-
And I like to organize.
Right, so you're the organizer, right?
It is a 50-50 enterprise.
100%.
What are you laughing?
On camera.
Oh, what are you saying?
Off camera, it's not.
Off camera, it's, you don't, you don't organize any of this bullshit.
No, but it's a 50-50.
Talent-wise, yes.
Talent-wise.
Yeah, we're, yeah, you're my brother.
Right, right.
Well, and also-
Okay, 45-45, 10.
Right.
She's very talented.
Very talented.
She's an important part of the show.
And these three guys, take them or leave them.
Yeah.
And then these guys act as buffoons.
Puppets.
No.
These guys act as a very integral part of the organization.
We need them.
We need them very much.
So, in terms of my relationship with them, it's, they're pretty much, aside
from Andreas,
these two are more handlers for me.
You're the wacky uncle who comes into town.
So, this is what he, this is what pissed me off today.
I'm going to just go get into it.
Let's get into it.
I'll show it.
I'll show it right here, dog.
So, shoot, move to 730 tonight, he says.
But then I emphasized it two hours later because he didn't-
With exclamation marks, which made me mad.
Yeah, you know you can't do that.
You can't do that.
That doesn't make sense.
Because then I said to you that, like, he already gave me the information.
Yeah.
I know, I just-
Like, I don't act as, you know, I'm in direct contact with him 24-7.
Oh, what about David Spade?
I slipped through that.
I made a mistake, but it has nothing to do with me not knowing.
I would get in trouble for that, is what I'm saying.
So, I wanted to be on top of it.
Andrew would get mad at me if you were here at a weird time.
Okay.
I don't know why you brought up Spade.
That was a bad move.
It was-
Why?
It was evidence.
Because why are you poking the bear?
You're poking the bear, dude.
Because he was really-
Is he?
He was 40-
Should I get mad?
Should I get mad?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're poking the bear, dude.
Why'd you bring that up?
Bro, what did you do 