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How are you shaking like an old man?
Don't do this.
It's my birthday, dog.
Peace.
Honestly, dude.
Yo, honestly, dude.
Give him a hug, Donnell.
You smell good.
They're like Cuban cigars.
All right.
No.
Thank you, Donnell.
Thank you, Donnell.
Very good.
Very good.
So, Donnell.
I got to take this off.
It's so heavy.
Take it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be careful taking it off.
I can't believe I'm here.
Ben Baller was in here before you got here.
Oh, yeah?
He just gave me that.
And then you just give to him,
so it wasn't like a gift.
I didn't give him that.
That's $260,000.
That's for real.
It's yours.
You didn't give it to him.
I didn't give him.
No, that's going right back to Ben.
That was all fake.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
I thought that was my big gift,
and it wasn't.
He thought that was his big gift,
and I 100%,
we 100% had,
You know, dude,
okay, let's go back to real.
You do have a real gift coming.
No, Donnell, honestly, though, dude.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Put your shit on.
Go ahead.
I want to be real with you.
My bad.
I'm sorry,
and I'm never going to do that again.
You will.
I won't.
You will.
I won't.
It's in your nature.
I've never done anything like that to you, ever.
I've only shown you love and respect
since I've known you.
And secondly, dude,
I literally,
you're like one of the few guys,
I think,
in the country
where I just wouldn't want to follow
on stage.
Yeah, thank you.
That's why we made him close the show
that we did.
You're a fucking destroyer, dude.
You really are.
And I-
You are equally.
Yeah, and I-
Let me just get this off my chest.
All right.
I honestly only feel
pure respect and love for you, dude.
And when,
and you know,
it's like,
I think I sense certain things
like a sexuality or energy,
but I know,
but I'm probably reading it wrong.
I'm probably-
No, honestly,
I think I'm reading-
I could do it.
I'm sorry.
No, I do see that with you, too.
I think I'm reading it wrong,
but I might not be,
you know what I mean?
I don't know.
Because I'm usually right.
Right.
Because I feel a sexual tension,
but I will ignore it.
I'll bypass it.
Welcome to the show.
We will,
honestly,
we will never do that again.
We'll never hug.
It wasn't a we,
it was a you.
I didn't participate with that.
Right.
All right?
It wasn't a we,
it was a you.
That's what he's saying.
It wasn't reciprocated.
He was bummed about it.
That's what he's saying.
Thank you so much, dude.
It was a two-way street.
Yeah, it is a two-way street friendship.
What can you do for your birthday
that you haven't already did
to embarrass yourself
and ruin your career?
How do you celebrate?
Yeah, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
How do you celebrate?
You've done everything despicable,
everything you can't say.
But I've done some high-
How do you celebrate
during your birthday?
He's never fucked a guy.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Well, you didn't have to fuck a guy,
but if you got fucked by the guy,
that's the same.
Fucking a guy.
It's in the same boat.
You know what I'm saying?
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't fuck him.
He just fucked me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I steal gangster.
Give me my charm back.
Please.
Yeah, yeah.
Give him that charm back.
That's the only thing
that's going to keep him
together.
So anyway, yeah.
I mean, what is it
that scares you
about flesh and flesh?
Yeah.
Flesh and my flesh
is what's scary.
Oh.
You know, I've-
Here's another interesting
thing you did last week.
Because Andrew and I
were in Springfield, Ohio.
Yellow Springs.
You were at Yellow Springs.
In your neighborhood.
Don-
Hanging out all night.
Don Allen Day.
Right?
Yeah.
And late at night,
I swear to God,
and if you don't admit this,
I'm going to lose
my fucking mind.
All right?
You're going to do what?
I'll lose my mind.
Again.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I just want to be clear.
You turned to me, right?
We're close to-
No.
No, just stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Fucking stop.
Okay.
Sorry.
That's okay.
It's your birthday.
It's my birthday, yeah.
You go nuts.
Thank you, guys.
All right.
With your little beautiful eyes,
you looked at me,
and you go,
yeah, dog.
I would say
you have beautiful eyes,
but I can't see them.
I mean,
if we're going to do it,
let's just do it, Bobby.
All right?
Wake up.
Wake up.
There he is.
I'm still sleeping.
You look at me,
and you go,
yo, man,
come to my house.
Let me cook you something.
No.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you did.
That's not what I said.
This is what you said, Bobby.
Yeah, and I said,
I don't have my lube on me.
Shut the fuck up on your birthday.
How about that?
That's the gayest thing
I've ever heard.
No, what I said was-
Three in the morning,
come to my house,
let me make you some fish, dog.
Well-
And I'm like,
did you not say that?
Did you not say that?
Did you not?
I'm going to let you do you.
I'm going to let you calm down.
I'm going to respect the fact
it's your birthday.
This is what I said.
Okay, sorry.
Too much?
No, this is what I said.
Keep going?
You said,
Donnie,
where is it a good place
to get some food
in Yellow Springs?
I said,
at my house.
And you said,
this is what you said.
You said,
I don't want your fried chicken,
your collard greens,
or your chitlins.
He did not say that.
Yes, he did.
He said,
no,
he said,
I don't want pig's feet.
He said,
I don't want pig's feet.
Yeah.
He said,
I don't want pig's feet.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want grits,
or okra.
That's all he said.
Or jammy jam.
He doesn't want jammy jam.
I don't like your jammy jam.
Then after he started
talking to people in town,
he realized that
there's one thing,
it's a cool town,
but it's not good,
it's not known
for its food space.
And what I was doing was,
I wanted to offer that to you
because I like cooking
for people when they come in.
It was three in the morning.
You said to come,
I don't see it that way.
You said,
come over right now
to my house now,
now, right?
And I go,
wow,
it's three in the morning
in my mind.
Let me cook you up something.
Now to me,
from where I'm from,
dog, right?
You would have jumped over.
Where were you from?
You would have jumped over.
Bro, bro, that's what?
Yo, where are you from?
If I would have invited you over.
It is.
Where are you from?
Exactly.
That's where it's from.
That's where it is.
That's where it is.
Where from where you're from,
you would have jumped on the opportunity
to come to my crib.
I would have loved
to see where you live.
Yeah.
I wish we went over to your house.
We weren't there long enough.
Yeah, but I invited you.
I know.
We were there for-
Three in the morning.
It's a little weird.
We were there for 17 hours.
Yeah.
Right, and I couldn't get an hour
of your time?
David had most of our time.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's not my fault.
Right.
I tried.
I know you did.
I thought it was a good experience
and I was excited
to see you guys hanging out.
It was a good time.
That was a really fun week.
And I'll be honest with you.
I mean, what did I do in the car?
Bob started crying.
We were leaving the shack.
Shed?
The shack.
The shack.
We were leaving the shack
where we were all hanging out
with our beloved Dave Chappelle
and beloved.
What the fuck is that?
That's good.
Beloved.
We do beloved him.
We beloved him.
I beloved him.
Yeah.
And we were riding home
after hanging with you
and the family
and Talib Kweli
and then he turned to me
and he said,
you know what?
And he just started bawling.
He just started crying in the car.
I'm a hand to God.
Hand to God.
He was like,
I'm just getting really emotional.
This was such a wonderful day.
Yeah.
A great moment in my life.
It was really, really nice.
He goes,
I just really wish,
I really, really wish that,
I really wish Donnell wasn't there.
Yeah.
And I could agree with that.
And he started crying
and I said,
I wish Donnell wasn't there either.
Yeah.
And it hit me in my chest
and I said,
why did Donnell show up?
I know.
Because,
because I honestly,
because honestly,
when I saw your fucking crooked feet,
I saw your turkey, turkey feet.
Right?
It was like,
it was like,
like that, right?
Stick it out like that, right?
I go,
I wish I hadn't seen that.
Could it give me PTSD
and I have to do fucking trauma work on it?
I know.
Because those are fucking nasty.
I know.
I know.
When I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
yeah,
yeah.
He did,
he did,
yo.
I was going to say this.
Yeah.
When we did Burke Wright's show,
I heard about the story of types of Asian,
little Chinese looking motherfuckers,
right?
And I,
I would throw it.
Then I would be in a situation where I saw what was close to an Asian penis.
And then I said to myself,
and I didn't think about it.
And I said,
this is why they like anal so much.
It's the only place that it fits and you know it's there.
You know what?
He did really cry in the car.
I really did cry in the car.
He did.
For real.
He did.
I really did cry.
And we got emotional.
It was such a beautiful day with you.
We had a lovely,
lovely day.
We had a beautiful day.
And then you went on stage and you,
I didn't think this is.
I'm so sorry.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Give him a minute.
Yeah.
Give me a,
we'll give you a minute.
Give you a minute.
Okay.
What's going on?
Oh,
we got a little birthday cake.
Why is it?
Why now?
He said,
there's no better time than now.
Wow.
Donnell,
look at this.
This is from Donnell.
I love Hogwarts.
No,
say thank you.
He did this.
Did you really make this?
You brought this?
If a penis pops out,
no,
I didn't.
And I know what you're wishing for before you even open that box.
Is this a trick?
No,
it's not a trick,
bud.
Ah!
Whoa.
Wow.
That's not one of the greatest cakes you've ever seen?
What?
I mean,
I'm listening to the song.
Oh,
sorry.
Where's the cake?
Right here.
Oh,
it's cake inside.
Yeah.
Is that Korean love music?
No,
no,
no.
Do it again.
One more time,
Donnell.
So money,
oh,
so you have no money.
If you don't have any money,
what's the second one?
If you don't,
you don't have any money.
Sir,
sir,
sir.
Come here.
Yeah.
If you don't have no money,
get the funny money.
So yeah,
hop,
she died.
I've got money.
You can fuck.
This is really fast.
Who bought me this?
Donnell did.
Really?
Donnell,
you really bought me this?
Yeah,
I didn't.
Yeah,
there's no way.
The reason I did,
I wouldn't have done it because it's making you happy.
And I would have never.
I know,
but you didn't even know it was my birthday today,
huh?
I didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I would have loved to stand you up on your birthday.
Why are you so mean,
dude?
You bring the worst out of me.
I know,
but you know,
you love me.
I mean,
be honest.
I know the fans are listening,
right?
And they're going,
what's going on here?
There's a,
there's a whole episode's been chaos.
It's chaos.
Right.
But let's be honest with our fans.
Yeah.
Honestly,
I'll be honest.
I like fucking with you.
We have,
when I see you,
we have fucking around,
we have fun.
But,
why don't you ever say,
when you have these emotional joints,
say Donnell,
look me in your,
look me in my eyes.
Why you never say that?
That's an eye joke.
There's an eye joke coming.
It's another eye joke.
Yeah,
it's coming.
Yes,
it is.
I promise you,
it's not an eye joke.
Donnell,
Donnell.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Can you just open,
I don't know.
What?
How do y'all do this?
Donnell,
seriously.
Yeah.
I love you so much.
You know what?
I will say that.
And we're good friends.
Why do you have a hammer?
Why do you have a hammer, dude?
Just take a scissor
and cut the tape out of there.
Salam Hamnida.
I love you.
Yeah.
All right,
good.
I don't.
Yeah,
yeah,
I do.
Yeah,
you do.
No,
I do.
I do respect you.
You only respect me.
I said I do.
So if you found out
that I passed away,
there would be no sadness?
That would be a lot of sadness.
If I found out,
what?
I passed away.
Only thing I would be mad about
Thank you so much.
is that I don't have
a picture with you
where I could just do
my bullshit R.I.P. post.
Yeah, all right, right, right.
Say this one hurt
and put the prayer sign.
Yeah.
We're going to get that tonight.
Well, if I did take a picture with you,
if you died by me,
I'd be like just,
well,
he'll be missed.
I think.
No,
I wouldn't be hurt
if you passed away.
I don't even want to talk about that.
Is that good?
Pretty good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Good.
Pretty good.
I'm going to watch you eat it.
You guys,
honestly,
what a beautiful birthday edition.
I thought that was a wild episode.
It was really fun.
Dude, wild.
Really fun.
There's so much to it.
There's a lot.
Yeah, it's going to kill it.
Donnell was our icing on the cake.
So, Donnell,
do you want to plug anything?
He has a podcast.
What's it called?
It's called The Donnell Rawlings Show.
Okay.
Subscribe to it.
I go to my calendar.
I don't know when this comes out.
You guys come out
like the next day or so, right?
Yeah.
No?
No?
This will be out.
A couple weeks.
In a week.
Oh, yeah.
September 30th.
I'll be at just going to-
Check out his podcast,
Jam with D.
Jay with D.
Jay with the D.
What else?
What are your dates?
You got some dates, dog?
I don't know
when this is going to come out.
We just said the 30th, man.
The 30th?
I will be at October the 4th.
I'll be at NJ Pack Theater in New Jersey.
Yeah.
Check them out.
What else?
Improv and Schaumburg,
you're playing my home, Chicago.
Love that club.
Addison, love that club.
Mothership, going to see Rogan.
Comedy Zone, Charlotte.
ATL.
Then he goes to DC
and the Irvine Improv
and Milwaukee.
Go to DonnellRawlings.com.
DonnellRawlings.com.
I know what those rooms feel.
Probably the greatest stand-up we know.
We love him to death.
Wait a minute.
Look at his eyes.
Look at his eyes on TV.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Donnell, come on.
We got to take a photo, Donnell.
Thank you.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Donnell.
Donnell, come on.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

Bobby Lee Makes Donnell Rawlings Cry

How are you shaking like an old man?
Don't do this.
It's my birthday, dog.
Peace.
Honestly, dude.
Yo, honestly, dude.
Give him a hug, Donnell.
You smell good.
They're like Cuban cigars.
All right.
No.
Thank you, Donnell.
Thank you, Donnell.
Very good.
Very good.
So, Donnell.
I got to take this off.
It's so heavy.
Take it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be careful taking it off.
I can't believe I'm here.
Ben Baller was in here before you got here.
Oh, yeah?
He just gave me that.
And then you just give to him,
so it wasn't like a gift.
I didn't give him that.
That's $260,000.
That's for real.
It's yours.
You didn't give it to him.
I didn't give him.
No, that's going right back to Ben.
That was all fake.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
I thought that was my big gift,
and it wasn't.
He thought that was his big gift,
and I 100%,
we 100% had,
You know, dude,
okay, let's go back to real.
You do have a real gift coming.
No, Donnell, honestly, though, dude.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Put your shit on.
Go ahead.
I want to be real with you.
My bad.
I'm sorry,
and I'm never going to do that again.
You will.
I won't.
You will.
I won't.
It's in your nature.
I've never done anything like that to you, ever.
I've only shown you love and respect
since I've known you.
And secondly, dude,
I literally,
you're like one of the few guys,
I think,
in the country
where I just wouldn't want to follow
on stage.
Yeah, thank you.
That's why we made him close the show
that we did.
You're a fucking destroyer, dude.
You really are.
And I-
You are equally.
Yeah, and I-
Let me just get this off my chest.
All right.
I honestly only feel
pure respect and love for you, dude.
And when,
and you know,
it's like,
I think I sense certain things
like a sexuality or energy,
but I know,
but I'm probably reading it wrong.
I'm probably-
No, honestly,
I think I'm reading-
I could do it.
I'm sorry.
No, I do see that with you, too.
I think I'm reading it wrong,
but I might not be,
you know what I mean?
I don't know.
Because I'm usually right.
Right.
Because I feel a sexual tension,
but I will ignore it.
I'll bypass it.
Welcome to the show.
We will,
honestly,
we will never do that again.
We'll never hug.
It wasn't a we,
it was a you.
I didn't participate with that.
Right.
All right?
It wasn't a we,
it was a you.
That's what he's saying.
It wasn't reciprocated.
He was bummed about it.
That's what he's saying.
Thank you so much, dude.
It was a two-way street.
Yeah, it is a two-way street friendship.
What can you do for your birthday
that you haven't already did
to embarrass yourself
and ruin your career?
How do you celebrate?
Yeah, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
How do you celebrate?
You've done everything despicable,
everything you can't say.
But I've done some high-
How do you celebrate
during your birthday?
He's never fucked a guy.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Well, you didn't have to fuck a guy,
but if you got fucked by the guy,
that's the same.
Fucking a guy.
It's in the same boat.
You know what I'm saying?
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't fuck him.
He just fucked me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I steal gangster.
Give me my charm back.
Please.
Yeah, yeah.
Give him that charm back.
That's the only thing
that's going to keep him
together.
So anyway, yeah.
I mean, what is it
that scares you
about flesh and flesh?
Yeah.
Flesh and my flesh
is what's scary.
Oh.
You know, I've-
Here's another interesting
thing you did last week.
Because Andrew and I
were in Springfield, Ohio.
Yellow Springs.
You were at Yellow Springs.
In your neighborhood.
Don-
Hanging out all night.
Don Allen Day.
Right?
Yeah.
And late at night,
I swear to God,
and if you don't admit this,
I'm going to lose
my fucking mind.
All right?
You're going to do what?
I'll lose my mind.
Again.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I just want to be clear.
You turned to me, right?
We're close to-
No.
No, just stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Fucking stop.
Okay.
Sorry.
That's okay.
It's your birthday.
It's my birthday, yeah.
You go nuts.
Thank you, guys.
All right.
With your little beautiful eyes,
you looked at me,
and you go,
yeah, dog.
I would say
you have beautiful eyes,
but I can't see them.
I mean,
if we're going to do it,
let's just do it, Bobby.
All right?
Wake up.
Wake up.
There he is.
I'm still sleeping.
You look at me,
and you go,
yo, man,
come to my house.
Let me cook you something.
No.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you did.
That's not what I said.
This is what you said, Bobby.
Yeah, and I said,
I don't have my lube on me.
Shut the fuck up on your birthday.
How about that?
That's the gayest thing
I've ever heard.
No, what I said was-
Three in the morning,
come to my house,
let me make you some fish, dog.
Well-
And I'm like,
did you not say that?
Did you not say that?
Did you not?
I'm going to let you do you.
I'm going to let you calm down.
I'm going to respect the fact
it's your birthday.
This is what I said.
Okay, sorry.
Too much?
No, this is what I said.
Keep going?
You said,
Donnie,
where is it a good place
to get some food
in Yellow Springs?
I said,
at my house.
And you said,
this is what you said.
You said,
I don't want your fried chicken,
your collard greens,
or your chitlins.
He did not say that.
Yes, he did.
He said,
no,
he said,
I don't want pig's feet.
He said,
I don't want pig's feet.
Yeah.
He said,
I don't want pig's feet.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want grits,
or okra.
That's all he said.
Or jammy jam.
He doesn't want jammy jam.
I don't like your jammy jam.
Then after he started
talking to people in town,
he realized that
there's one thing,
it's a cool town,
but it's not good,
it's not known
for its food space.
And what I was doing was,
I wanted to offer that to you
because I like cooking
for people when they come in.
It was three in the morning.
You said to come,
I don't see it that way.
You said,
come over right now
to my house now,
now, right?
And I go,
wow,
it's three in the morning
in my mind.
Let me cook you up something.
Now to me,
from where I'm from,
dog, right?
You would have jumped over.
Where were you from?
You would have jumped over.
Bro, bro, that's what?
Yo, where are you from?
If I would have invited you over.
It is.
Where are you from?
Exactly.
That's where it's from.
That's where it is.
That's where it is.
Where from where you're from,
you would have jumped on the opportunity
to come to my crib.
I would have loved
to see where you live.
Yeah.
I wish we went over to your house.
We weren't there long enough.
Yeah, but I invited you.
I know.
We were there for-
Three in the morning.
It's a little weird.
We were there for 17 hours.
Yeah.
Right, and I couldn't get an hour
of your time?
David had most of our time.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's not my fault.
Right.
I tried.
I know you did.
I thought it was a good experience
and I was excited
to see you guys hanging out.
It was a good time.
That was a really fun week.
And I'll be honest with you.
I mean, what did I do in the car?
Bob started crying.
We were leaving the shack.
Shed?
The shack.
The shack.
We were leaving the shack
where we were all hanging out
with our beloved Dave Chappelle
and beloved.
What the fuck is that?
That's good.
Beloved.
We do beloved him.
We beloved him.
I beloved him.
Yeah.
And we were riding home
after hanging with you
and the family
and Talib Kweli
and then he turned to me
and he said,
you know what?
And he just started bawling.
He just started crying in the car.
I'm a hand to God.
Hand to God.
He was like,
I'm just getting really emotional.
This was such a wonderful day.
Yeah.
A great moment in my life.
It was really, really nice.
He goes,
I just really wish,
I really, really wish that,
I really wish Donnell wasn't there.
Yeah.
And I could agree with that.
And he started crying
and I said,
I wish Donnell wasn't there either.
Yeah.
And it hit me in my chest
and I said,
why did Donnell show up?
I know.
Because,
because I honestly,
because honestly,
when I saw your fucking crooked feet,
I saw your turkey, turkey feet.
Right?
It was like,
it was like,
like that, right?
Stick it out like that, right?
I go,
I wish I hadn't seen that.
Could it give me PTSD
and I have to do fucking trauma work on it?
I know.
Because those are fucking nasty.
I know.
I know.
When I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
when I,
yeah,
yeah.
He did,
he did,
yo.
I was going to say this.
Yeah.
When we did Burke Wright's show,
I heard about the story of types of Asian,
little Chinese looking motherfuckers,
right?
And I,
I would throw it.
Then I would be in a situation where I saw what was close to an Asian penis.
And then I said to myself,
and I didn't think about it.
And I said,
this is why they like anal so much.
It's the only place that it fits and you know it's there.
You know what?
He did really cry in the car.
I really did cry in the car.
He did.
For real.
He did.
I really did cry.
And we got emotional.
It was such a beautiful day with you.
We had a lovely,
lovely day.
We had a beautiful day.
And then you went on stage and you,
I didn't think this is.
I'm so sorry.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Give him a minute.
Yeah.
Give me a,
we'll give you a minute.
Give you a minute.
Okay.
What's going on?
Oh,
we got a little birthday cake.
Why is it?
Why now?
He said,
there's no better time than now.
Wow.
Donnell,
look at this.
This is from Donnell.
I love Hogwarts.
No,
say thank you.
He did this.
Did you really make this?
You brought this?
If a penis pops out,
no,
I didn't.
And I know what you're wishing for before you even open that box.
Is this a trick?
No,
it's not a trick,
bud.
Ah!
Whoa.
Wow.
That's not one of the greatest cakes you've ever seen?
What?
I mean,
I'm listening to the song.
Oh,
sorry.
Where's the cake?
Right here.
Oh,
it's cake inside.
Yeah.
Is that Korean love music?
No,
no,
no.
Do it again.
One more time,
Donnell.
So money,
oh,
so you have no money.
If you don't have any money,
what's the second one?
If you don't,
you don't have any money.
Sir,
sir,
sir.
Come here.
Yeah.
If you don't have no money,
get the funny money.
So yeah,
hop,
she died.
I've got money.
You can fuck.
This is really fast.
Who bought me this?
Donnell did.
Really?
Donnell,
you really bought me this?
Yeah,
I didn't.
Yeah,
there's no way.
The reason I did,
I wouldn't have done it because it's making you happy.
And I would have never.
I know,
but you didn't even know it was my birthday today,
huh?
I didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I would have loved to stand you up on your birthday.
Why are you so mean,
dude?
You bring the worst out of me.
I know,
but you know,
you love me.
I mean,
be honest.
I know the fans are listening,
right?
And they're going,
what's going on here?
There's a,
there's a whole episode's been chaos.
It's chaos.
Right.
But let's be honest with our fans.
Yeah.
Honestly,
I'll be honest.
I like fucking with you.
We have,
when I see you,
we have fucking around,
we have fun.
But,
why don't you ever say,
when you have these emotional joints,
say Donnell,
look me in your,
look me in my eyes.
Why you never say that?
That's an eye joke.
There's an eye joke coming.
It's another eye joke.
Yeah,
it's coming.
Yes,
it is.
I promise you,
it's not an eye joke.
Donnell,
Donnell.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Can you just open,
I don't know.
What?
How do y'all do this?
Donnell,
seriously.
Yeah.
I love you so much.
You know what?
I will say that.
And we're good friends.
Why do you have a hammer?
Why do you have a hammer, dude?
Just take a scissor
and cut the tape out of there.
Salam Hamnida.
I love you.
Yeah.
All right,
good.
I don't.
Yeah,
yeah,
I do.
Yeah,
you do.
No,
I do.
I do respect you.
You only respect me.
I said I do.
So if you found out
that I passed away,
there would be no sadness?
That would be a lot of sadness.
If I found out,
what?
I passed away.
Only thing I would be mad about
Thank you so much.
is that I don't have
a picture with you
where I could just do
my bullshit R.I.P. post.
Yeah, all right, right, right.
Say this one hurt
and put the prayer sign.
Yeah.
We're going to get that tonight.
Well, if I did take a picture with you,
if you died b