Name: Bobby & Andrew's Most DIABOLICAL Prank Ever!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's Most DIABOLICAL Prank Ever!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-16. Transcript available.

Brittany Furlon's dog got attacked by a coyote and it's all over the news today.
Brittany, please pick up.
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
You guys are literally Satan.
Okay.
I love you. Bye.
We're bad friends.
She shot your mind.
Baby, baby.
But I learned about, can I tell you what I, you know, how many, let me ask you,
how many jazz musicians can you name?
Every single one.
Well, give me 10.
Coltrane.
What's his first name?
John.
That's, dude, this guy, dude?
Thanks.
He knows everything.
Keep going, dude.
Miles Davis.
Good.
Muddy Waters.
He's not in that.
Muddy Waters is blues.
He's not jazz.
Yeah.
He's not in it.
Okay.
I refuse to let him in.
Dizzy Gillespie.
Dude, that was a good one, dude.
Thank you.
Dude, that's deep cut, dude.
Dizzy Gillespie.
Go ahead, dude.
Dizzy Gillespie.
Yeah.
Etta Fitzgerald.
Ella Fitzgerald.
Bro, deep cut.
No, not really.
Pretty mainstream.
Go ahead.
Mike Martinville.
There's no Mike Martinville.
He used to be an insurance salesman.
No, there's no Mike Martinville.
Yeah.
Hi, I'm Mike Martinville.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, maybe.
You don't remember him?
Oh, yeah.
Avant-garde.
Yeah, avant-garde.
Avant-garde.
Avant-garde.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a Mike Martin go?
I don't think so.
That's him right there.
Oh, there he is.
Right there.
Oh, Mike Martin.
Okay.
He went to Vail.
It's Martin Vail.
No, he's hyphenated.
He got married.
He took her name.
Super progressive for the 60s.
What did you learn on this doc, though?
Ken Burns taught you what about jazz?
What did you take away from it?
It sucks.
It really legitimately sucks.
No, jazz is great.
It's terrible.
But here's what I learned also.
What I learned about it is, man, it's terrible.
You know, so, dude, I mean, because I wanted to go through, I went through the
whole thing.
And I was like, maybe this, from 1935 to 1940, maybe I'll, like, get into it.
Right.
But I never did.
It never took.
Except, the only one that I really like is Billie Holiday, because she's so
depressing.
Right.
In my solitude.
And I was like, kill yourself.
Why don't you?
It's so depressing.
It's like, she's like a heroine.
But you don't say the same thing about rock music that does sad, depressing
stuff.
Why?
You just don't like the physical music.
I like her.
Sarah Vaughn's okay.
But I just got, went through the whole thing.
And it's like, I just asked myself why.
Why?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it touches people in a certain way.
Well, you know, Louis.
Goddamn, man.
I know.
What a guy.
I know.
Died in 1971.
And Duke Ellington died in 1974.
I just memorized.
I memorized.
You just know when they die?
No, I just kind of memorized random things.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you should.
In my mind.
You know what I mean?
So he died in 74 and pretty good.
You know, modern day guy is a guy named Wynton Marcellus.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I've seen him on Kill Tony.
No.
He's good.
Yeah.
No, he is good.
He is pretty good, dude.
Look at him.
His style is great.
And then he had a brother named Brandon or Brandon Marcellus.
Marcellus Wallace.
Oh, from Pulp Fiction.
Marcellus Wallace is good.
I heard it.
Yeah, yeah.
Very funny joke.
Did not like it.
And that bandit in his neck, that's where he puts the fucking trombone.
He can blow from the back of his neck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a dolphin.
You know he's half dolphin?
Yeah.
Marcellus Wallace was half black, half dolphin, dude.
You didn't know that?
Yeah.
I almost watched Pulp Fiction last night.
We were at the house that we stayed in.
Had a little movie theater.
And instead, we watched.
There was a vote on what to watch.
And my vote didn't win, but I really thought it was going to.
What did they want to watch?
One guy wanted Terminator.
Another guy wanted Pulp Fiction.
Another guy wanted Wolf of Wall Street.
And I wanted Wayne's World.
But Wolf of Wall Street won.
Of course it did.
Wayne's World is so funny.
It's so funny.
It's a great one.
Front to back is one of the funniest movies.
The amount of lines.
But yes, I wanted something uplifting.
Wolf is actually super funny.
It's just I wanted wackadoo funny.
Right.
But we were, dude, I forgot how funny Wolf was.
It's pretty good.
I forgot the scene with McConaughey is so unbelievably funny.
Yeah.
When he's doing Rudy Tudors.
You want me so mad at me right now, dude?
Why?
I never saw the movie.
You've never seen Wolf of Wall Street?
I refuse.
Why?
I don't like wolves.
I really don't.
I don't like wolves.
I don't like that creature.
You know what I mean?
I like dogs.
You know what I mean?
But I'll watch Dogs of Wall Street.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be fun.
Right, little poodle?
Fun.
You know what I mean?
Just a boardroom of dogs barking?
Yeah, yeah.
I'd watch that.
NASDAQ or whatever.
You know, they're in the Wall Street.
Whatever, you know?
What do you do?
What is that?
Did you hear about this?
How Brittany Furlon's dog got attacked by a coyote, and it's all over the news
today?
What do you mean it got attacked?
Like, in their house?
Oh, my God.
In their house?
Yeah.
Whoa, in its mouth?
Yeah, right there.
That's fucking wild.
And then what happened?
Is the dog alive?
It died?
I think we can't leave the dogs out.
She says.
They're safe.
Yeah.
Nina was safe.
I got to call her.
Don, leave the dogs out.
I got to call.
No, should I call her?
Can we play that song while she answers the phone?
She's not going to pick up for me.
I'm going to play Who Let the Dogs Out.
Dude, wait, before.
Dude, but let me get a hold of her first and then play it.
Hold on.
Well, let me get a hold of her.
Try to get a.
Yeah, before.
Before.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Is she going to be mad?
Is this mean?
Is this mean?
No, the dog's alive.
The dog's alive.
It's very funny, though.
Please pick up.
Brittany, please pick up.
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Dude.
Wait, is she still there?
Hello?
Brittany, we love you.
We're just calling to make sure everything is okay.
Well, hold on.
That's amazing.
Well, who did let him out, though?
Yeah.
You know?
That's so scary and sad, though.
Eat your pizza, fat ass.
Telephone number.
What did you get?
For the Prince Street.
Oh, it's so good.
That's my favorite.
Oh, it's Brittany Furlan.
Brittany Furlan.
She can call me back.
Get the phone.
Hold on.
Hello?
Oh, my God.
You're the devil.
What do you mean?
We've heard that.
We're doing this podcast.
Fuck you and Andrew are so good.
We love you.
We love you so much.
We just wanted to make sure the dog was okay.
We read that it was okay.
Yeah, she's good.
Good.
She's a psycho.
Yep.
I know, but we just saw the video.
We didn't know about it.
And it must have been...
Yeah.
Because we have dogs.
It must have been...
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It was awful.
But we have to laugh at pain.
Yeah, we have to laugh at pain.
And the dog didn't die.
No, I fucking pulled her out of its mouth.
Is she injured?
Oh, my God.
Look at it.
Oh, my God.
Look at it.
Oh, it's so bad.
I'm so sorry.
She's like...
I'm going to take her to the vet.
She doesn't have any, like, puncture wounds or anything.
But when I touch her, she's starting to cry.
So I think she might have something going on.
I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
We're sorry.
Oh, can I ask you, what are you wearing while you're out there?
In a robe.
A bathrobe.
Oh, I thought you were, like, you're not doing yoga or anything?
No, I was, like, just about to get in the shower.
Oh, I see.
And I just, like, it was fucking terrible.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
Oh, we're so sorry.
Where's Tommy during this?
Playing drums?
Yeah.
No, he was on a Zoom in the living room.
Oh, okay.
Well, tell him.
We said hi.
We love you so much.
You're on Bad Friends.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's your podcast call with Brittany?
This is the worst.
This is the worst.
Check their podcast out.
Yeah, and we did, we are, we wanted to send you love.
We were initially called to say we're happy the dog's okay, but I just, I had,
I had, we
had to play the song just to show you some love.
You guys are literally Satan.
Okay.
I love you.
Bye.
The dog's alive.
It's alive.
Rudy, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But who let the dogs out?
The dog's alive.
The dog's alive.
The dog's alive.