Name: Rudy Jules Shares INSANE Philippines Prank
Uploaded: 2024-10-18T17:20:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Jules Shares INSANE Philippines Prank' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Jules Shares INSANE Philippines Prank' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-18. Transcript available.

- Whoa, dude.
- Snacking on some monk.
- Yeah, just the spine, that's where the meat is.
The spine, it's insane, dude.
- As he's eating him, he's like, "I miss you, Jordi."
- We're bad friends.
- I wanna add, my aunt in the Philippines,
she had a dog, and then the dog escaped.
- Went missing?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And then there was like, after a week,
there was a party, like her birthday party or something.
- Stop, stop.
Except for that, I love it.
- I think I know where this is going.
- Can we guess or no?
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, so dog's missing.
- Yeah.
- Now there's a party, okay?
What kind of party, is it a birthday party?
- I think it was hers, I don't remember,
but there was a party.
- There was a party.
- Yeah.
- And people just, party, right, right?
Oh boy, I'm hungry, are you hungry?
- Hungy.
- Hungy, hungy.
- Oh, did you get Jollibee?
Who got Jollibee, anybody?
No, nobody got Jollibee.
Oh fuck, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
And then what happens?
- And then her father said like, "Oh, try this."
- Oh, okay, what's his name, the father?
- I don't, I...
- When someone says, "Try this."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Try this.
- In the middle of the party, he has to yell it
because there's a lot of party.
- Everyone.
- Try this!
- Try this!
- Yeah, yeah.
Music stops, DJ stops, right?
And then they look at the dad and do they go, "What is it?"
- Yeah, she asked like, "What is it?"
And then he just said, "Chicken, it's just chicken."
- Just chicken.
- Just chicken.
- Out of nowhere, chicken?
- Yeah.
- Just out of the blue, chicken.
- So she ate it.
- Where'd you get the chicken?
- I don't know, but she ate it and she said,
"Oh, it's really good, blah, blah, blah."
- Okay, and then?
- And then the father laughed and said, "Oh, it's your dog."
- Oh my God.
- Which is the oldest prank in the book.
- It's the oldest trick in the book.
- It's the oldest prank in the book.
It's really a fun, it's a fun prank.
- People think it tastes like a cross
between beef and mutton.
Very fast.
- Wow.
- Terrible.
- Would you be mad?
- If you ate my fucking dog.
- But in that context.
- Oh, if someone fed me my dog.
- You're having a party.
- Yeah.
- Right?
I come in.
- Yeah.
- Hey, eat this.
- And it's my dog.
- And then you ask me.
- Yeah.
What is this?
- It's chicken.
- Oh.
- It's fucking chicken, dude.
- It's dark meat.
- Eat it now.
- I'm delicious.
- Yeah, yeah.
And I go, "Ha, ha, ha!"
Me and Carl, Carlos, are you there?
- Yeah, obviously.
- You're obviously there.
You have to help.
- Who else helped do it?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Blood on my shirt.
- Yeah, would you help?
No, McCona wouldn't have helped.
- Well, what did you do?
Did you crock pot it?
Did you put it in the oven?
I want to know how you made it.
- We boiled it.
- You boiled it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Terrible, terrible.
- And then I go, "It's your dog!"
Let me, tell me the consequences now.
- I'll tell you the direct steps of action.
Tick, tick, tick, I walk in the kitchen,
grab a knife, thing, and I stab, stab, stab, stab,
stab, stab, stab, stab.
I stab you to death.
And then I serve you at your own funeral.
- A wall.
- A wall.
- A wall, dude.
- That's really.
- Pretty good.
- Yeah, that's, you know, it was a prank, dude.
A little too far, it was a prank.
See, some people can't take pranks.
- That's right.
- You know, it's like, you know that, sometimes,
you know that tree prank, where people are like a tree,
or a bush?
- And they scare people?
- And people walk by, and people, their general reaction is,
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, you got me," right?
But sometimes you'll see a guy kick him.
- Yeah.
- Right, and like, "Oh, you can't take it, that's you."
- Kick the tree guy?
- Yeah, you're the kick the tree guy.
- It is.
- There's one clip on the internet,
that tree guy jumps out at a handicapped girl,
and he feels terrible.
- I love it.
- He scares her, she starts crying.
- Let's see it.
- It's awful.
- I love it.
- This is awful.
- This is on TikTok.
- Did I hear you?
- What an asshole, see?
Now, this is why guys like me kick the Bushman,
because you do that to a handicapped girl,
and you ruin her day.
And how do you feel now, pal?
How do you feel now, pal?
- He wants to watch it again.
- I have to, can we play it to the end now?
Where's the feeling bad part?
Does he come out?
- Is she okay?
- No, she's not okay.
- I tried to scare you, man.
- Is she okay?
- Is she okay?
- No, she's not okay.
- I tried to scare you, man.
Is she okay?
Is she all right?
Sorry about that.
- No problem.
That's just gonna ruin that guy's day.
- Can I throw something out there?
- I don't know.
- It's not that popular.
It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular.
- It's not that popular idea, but...
- No, forget it.
- Go ahead.
- I just...
- No, go ahead.
- I don't wanna give a...
- Let's give it a go.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's a process of elimination.
- You think this is Darwinism?
- I just, you know, survive.
I don't know.
- Survival of the take the joke is the best.
- Okay, got it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- If you can't take a prank,
you don't deserve to live.
- That's not what I was saying.
- Prank or die.
- That's not what I was saying.
- Welcome back to prank or die.
- Yeah.
Anyway, wow.
That's incredible.
- I don't like the Bush man prank.
You know what I do like though?
- Yeah.
- Even as a golf man,
- I don't like the Bush man prank.
- You know what I do like though?
- Yeah.
- Even as a golfer,
I like the guys that go to the public course
and the guy,
they honk at their air horns
while the guys are on the tee box.
They get so mad.
Yeah, I think it's so funny
and they freak the fuck out.
These guys in,
they'll do this in LA.
They go to these golf courses
and they hide,
they hide,
they hide behind like a wall of trees.
And then as soon as the guys are swinging,
watch this.
- Okay.
- I've always wanted one of those,
one of those outfits.
- Me too.
- Oh,
- Yeah.
- I've always wanted one of those,
one of those outfits.
- Me too.
- Me too.
- Dude.
- Can we, can you get me one of those guys?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Dude, he fucking shat himself.
- The real flagrant ones,
the guys will be standing there.
They'll just stand.
- Push posh for a second.
Can you push posh for a second?
Would that bother you?
- It would shock me the first time.
Then I would realize
someone's obviously fucking with me.
- Would it bother you?
- A little bit.
- I think, I don't think a little.
- No, but then I would,
I would know it's a prank and you'd get over it.
At some point.
No, that's the top one.
- They do it the whole time though.
- The first one's gotta be it.
- Like the whole game.
- Oh yeah.
Drive me nuts.
Well, they're not there the whole time.
Yeah.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- By the way, the Asian, the guy that picked us up today,
the driver that picked us up from the airport.
- Yeah.
- He, he, dude, this is why I love Asians.
I love Asians.
- Okay, good.
- This is seriously, you know,
you're my favorite people on earth.
He's an Uber driver.
He was in the non Uber lane.
He was in the lane.
He's not supposed to pick people up in.
Cop comes over, starts yelling at him,
pretends he doesn't speak English.
He was like,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
And the guy's like,
what don't you understand?
I'm calling the cops.
And he's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Then we get in the car.
He's like, sorry about all that.
- It's the best.
- Genius.
- It's the best.
- Cause otherwise, if the guy says anything,
he's racist.
- Yeah.
- You're being racist to the guy.
He's just an Uber driver, doesn't speak English.
Perfect.
- I wish I could still do that.
- You can, you can get away with it.
- I can, you can get away with it.
- I can, cause sometimes people know who I am.
So you never know.
- I guess that's true.
- But back in the day,
you could do it all the time.
- All the time.
- Like during fucking Virginia Tech.
What do you think I did?
- Me know.
- Yeah, Korean, I'm Chinese.
Right?
You could do that.
- Not anymore.
You're too famous.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.