Name: Bobby Lee Becomes Asian Riddler
Uploaded: 2024-10-23T18:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Becomes Asian Riddler' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Becomes Asian Riddler' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-23. Transcript available.

riddle me this there's two fathers and two sons okay chinese riddler we told me
this
there's two fathers and two sons that'd be really hard for him riddle me this
there's two fathers and two sons in a car but there's only three people how i
feel like
andrew will and can answer this you know that one yeah two father there's two
fathers and two sons
yeah but there's only three people in a car but there's two fathers and two
sons right yeah it's
a it's a grandfather a dad and his son right very good you're so good no it's
it's really easy
logic that's right down the road give me a riddle i could i've never solved one
you've never solved
one no no i get confused go ahead a train is going 30 miles an hour right yeah
leaves the station at
six o'clock there's no way there's numbers the train is going oh wait i need
visuals i need a visual a
train okay this is a train there it is right the train leaves the station this
is a station at six
o'clock okay it's going 30 miles an hour uh hold on hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on hold on hold
on hold on hold on hold on hold on what time six o'clock i gotta put six o'clock
right here i put six
okay six o'clock train train leaves the station at six o'clock we gotta read
the six and it's gonna go
30 miles an hour oh fuck how do i do 30. and tucson 33 there 30 miles per hour
and tucson is 40 miles
away whoa tucson tucson arizona right here so six o'clock 30 miles per hour tucson
40 miles away 40
how did the train get there at 6 30. wait wait it's going 30 miles an hour
right but it's 40 miles away how to get there at 6 30. it's sped up it can't
can it speed up i don't
know okay i want to say going i want to say this too right now dude if this is
fake if this is a fake
fucking riddle dude yeah i'm going to be so mad at you dude okay it doesn't
make any sense so 30
miles per hour and it's 40 well it gets there because the math just right is
right he gets there
at 6 30. what's the math well the 40 it'll make it if you do it what is the
math if you're 30 miles per
hour for 30 miles per hour in 30 minutes you can get there in 30 minutes 40
miles so the math is
correct so that's correct okay he makes it there sure is that it yeah that's
the riddle of course
he's yeah of course he makes it there so i got it you got it oh good dude that's
is that a real riddle
it's not you made it up yeah i did give me a real one dude i'm not filled with
riddles give me a real
riddle look get me on me online riddle me this yeah yeah riddle me this dude
all right here we go give
me a real riddle don't look up at the screen okay you don't look either because
you're gonna be my
problem solver oh my kids can make it but can never hold it or i gotta sit next
to her yeah get over
there hold on it'll flip the cam look at me riddle squad these are by the way
these are riddles for
kids that i'm reading okay these are for kids all right all of you should be
able to figure it out
all right let's go let's go all right zoom in okay okay what can kids make but
can never hold it or
see it what do kids make that they can't hold or see fart laugh cool laugh
laugh fart you're both right
noise noise okay so you're one for one for riddles okay very very good riddle
squad usa let's go what
question can you never answer yes to oh did you ever kill anybody no you could
easily answer yes to that
you could know if i didn't though yeah but it's possible it's not possible i
will never do it
what question could you never answer yes to it would be impossible to even say
yes oh
are you dead that's pretty cool are you asleep yet yeah that's good are you
dead is even better don't
look at the okay dude where are you at i was thinking where the are you at dude
you're running
a race and at the very end you pass the person in second place what place did
you second second
second second second bitch wait wait she's right she's right she's right she's
right wait i didn't
even get it ask it what has 13 hearts but no other organs 13 hearts but no
other artichoke
very good is it artichoke it's not okay that's really good 13 hearts 13 hearts
but no other organs 13
hearts can you give a clue
oh cards a deck of cards yeah it's not more than a clue i like just told you
what it was
all right here we go i'm light as a feather get the strongest person can't hold
me for five minutes
what am i breath oh yeah bob that was so fast that's really good i'm at math
you're a math whiz
don't look at the screen what has many many needles but doesn't ever sew
hey it's a pine tree but that's we'll take it what kind of band never plays
music
rubber a rubber band oh honestly you suck i suck you suck you haven't got one
of these these
are for you these are is it rubber band really the thing yeah a rubber band
okay one more one more
one more what gets bigger you see it you saw i swear to god what gets bigger
the more you take away
it has to do with feelings i want it to be yeah yeah yeah like
like when you take away bigger yeah yeah it's like you know
your your rage gets bigger even when you leave more oh you know what i mean
like a woman leaves and
you get bigger like rage and you're whole in your heart oh wow right so love
you're so close though
ironically you're so close well i think it's something like that you said it
yeah yeah what is it a hole
oh huh oh but you got there i got there organically organically in a weird way
yeah yeah i got there
this is great okay listen this is dumb yeah i'm trying different things no it's
really good
do you guys watch k-drama here we go do i watch k-drama what is that korean
shows give me k-dramas
okay okay i'm watching this one judge from hell it's called judge from hell
yeah so she's basically a judge
but um that's hard and he's a demon went inside her body and her task is to
kill 10 murderers who who
doesn't repent no regrets about anything that they do and it's so cool wow wow
is it all in korean
yeah but there's subtitles yeah i hate reading yeah i really i try i can't yeah
we have that
we have that in america it's called judge judy judge judy yeah oh it's the same
thing yeah exactly
you know you've ever seen judge judy no i'll tell you about judge you tell them
about judy
that's not a demon yes yes it is that's a demon that is a demon and it's fine
look at her hand
she curses it she curses yeah that she's not lifting her hand the demon is so
she's also been
taken over by a demon yeah yeah that's demon shit that's demon shit yeah she's
dark she's dark
anyway there's another korean one what about the one have you seen the north korean
one what's it called
what's that it's called flyby what's the plane the lady that crashes the plane
crash landing crash
landing a korean show about north korea no so this lady let me get i haven't
seen that but this lady
right is on a plane she crashes in north korea and then she falls in love with
a north korean soldier
it's not a plane she was on a parachute she jumped out of a plane right oh so
she just jumped from the
ground no no she jumped from the ground up as if she's fucking superman and
then she fell down
down in this korean what happened it's the one where you use the wind you run
and then you
oh paracel paragliding yeah that oh yeah this that makes sense honey honey yes
let's go paragliding
today but you know where i like to do it the dnz yes yes at the dnz we'll go to
dnz yeah yeah because
you know we love to paraglide on the border the wind is awful strong yeah yeah
oh honey what going oh
oh no makes no sense there was a storm oh a storm oh so you're oh really yeah
and then she was she's
paragliding on a storm lands in north korea and then what happens she meets a
north korean soldier yeah but
she has too high you've seen there's a there's a hot north korea you think
there's a hot north korean
soldiers standing there this guy's hot this guy's hot but he's south korean
yeah yeah yeah that's the
trick dude he looks like he's been eating yeah he looks healthy you think north
korean's children are
eating no dude there's a not korean there's a north korean instagram site and i
get into my feed what's
it called i don't know but it's it's it's it's like basically they're making so
basically it's like
this who says there's no discotheques in north korea and they'll show disco
that oh it's like the
government yeah government who says there's no um burger king in korea and then
it's like
is that it said north korea doesn't have mcdonald's yes north korea has an even
better version of the
american fast food chain do you think they build this on a stage do you think
it's on like a sound
but there's people there's actors sometimes and they get hamburgers and they
don't know what to do with
it so they they open it up they go what is this right and it's like they you
know i mean it's their
government you can tell that there's people going to eat it yeah behind the
camera and they get
fucking scared you know what i mean so crazy go back to that video they'll
click on the profile
to see all those videos what are you doing dude who said north korea doesn't
have marriage
nobody said that no one ever said hey they don't have marriage there
but look at how nervous he looks yeah they're all nervous they're so scared
they're so scared look at
him because they're going to be beaten after this yeah yeah yeah look at that
camera from 19 go to more
go different yeah yeah what's this one north korea doesn't have delivery
service there's a body
who's carrying a man's body yeah yeah and they bought a dhl jacket on amazon
yeah
yes north korea has a very fast and efficient delivery it better be efficient
they'll kill you if it doesn't
get there on time what is yeah who said north korea what maternity hospital who
said any of this
no one said that keep going to more go to more go to more this is insane there's
so many cool
doesn't have general stores yeah let's see this general store well yeah there's
a motorcycle inside
of it what kind of general store is that right that looks like a weed shop yeah
honey should we get rice or should we get a motorcycle yeah we'll take two bags
of rice
and motorcycle go go for the go just keep scroll can you go scroll and keep
scrolling or no or do you
have to do that i think because it's not on the phone it's not like the phone
oh do the roller coaster
oh my god dude it just falls off of a cliff on the other side you know what
north korea don't have
a cat a cute cat did you know that yeah we have to build yeah the plane who
said north korea planes
always crash and have automotive vehicles what nobody ever thought there wasn't
cars there yeah
all right rudy and let's end the show the right way thank you for being a bad
friend
you