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- In Japan, "White Eyes" is scary.
Have you know, look at that.
That's horror.
They can't even come to America.
- Really? - They get petrified.
- They're scared of us?
- Yeah, yeah.
If they go to Ohio, dude, they'll make out.
- Oh, everybody's so scary!
- That's so funny.
- "White Eyes."
Look at that little boy, dude.
- A Japanese guy has nightmares
of just being in like Canton, Ohio.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He wakes up downtown, he's like, "No, no, no!"
- Yeah, "State Fair, I don't like a state fair."
- So much a corn. - Yeah.
- So much a corn.
- What, was that Italian?
- So much a corn.
So much a corn.
- Yeah, so much a corn.
Don't even get me started, I'm telling you.
- Oh, no.
- I'm telling you right now, don't even get me started.
I'm telling you right now.
Hey, forget about it.
- Oh, no. - Yeah, dude.
- He's back.
- Yeah, he's back.
- You know what?
It's astonishing to me how fat I've gotten.
- You're not fat.
- Dude, the last couple of podcasts,
everybody's just talking about how fat I am.
- Yeah, you're fat. - I know.
- But not bad fat.
- It's pretty bad, dude.
- No, no, it's fun fat.
You're fun fat.
There is a level of bad fat.
There is like a line of when you're fat fat.
- Well, I've had dates on like,
I've gone to the beach with dates, you know what I mean?
And when I take my shirt off,
there is like that kind of like hesitation.
- That is a bad date spot.
Why are you going to the beach?
- What do you mean?
- The beach is such a bad date spot.
Sand.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I do picnics.
- Do it in a park.
- Okay, that's right.
- Go down to Echo Park.
- Yeah.
I bring boba, I bring it all.
Buns.
- Boba buns?
- Yeah, I bring it all.
But...
- Tell me for real, how do you wash your laundry?
On hot or on tap?
What temperature?
Warm?
- I honestly don't know how any of it works.
I just press regular and that's all I know about it.
- Hmm.
- And then sometimes I don't even know how to like,
my dryer, I don't even know how to do extension of the time.
- Do you dry everything?
- Yeah, well, my blankets are so large
that I have to hang them afterwards.
- I hang dry.
- You hang dry?
- I feel like 'cause you're supposed to, it shrinks.
- Yeah.
I have so many blankets.
I really do.
- You're a little blanket boy?
- I just have a lot of blankets, but I get them at parachute.
- What is that?
- To jump from a plane?
- No, no, it's a...
- Some sort of fancy bullshit.
- It's fancy blankets and sheets.
- Free waffle cut and throw.
- Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
- How much is it?
Are they expensive?
- Air warm water.
- I don't get the, those are bathrobes.
Go to the fucking blankets.
- What's the point of a bathrobe?
- Yeah, I don't know what it is.
- What's the point?
You could wrap in a towel and then you walk around in the towel
until you're dry and then you put on some underwear.
- Yeah.
- I guess if you're old and you're cold a lot.
- Yeah.
- They're pretty reasonable, 329.
- Yeah, that doesn't seem crazy, I don't even know.
It probably seems like a...
I've got the Jenna Jameson collection from Target.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
- Is it good?
- Nothing sticks to those sheets.
You can't stain them.
- It's good, it's good.
- Cannot stain them.
- Mm.
Dude, so Dave Navarro texted me the other day.
- What?
That's rad.
- Right, no, but it's so...
- Not rad.
- Because you know what happened, right?
- What happened?
- With him and Perry Farrell.
- Oh, I saw Perry, he pushed him on stage,
he got into a fight.
- Yeah.
- So Dave Navarro, after getting into a fight, texts you.
- Yeah, but I don't know if it was for me.
So check this out.
I'm being real, check this out.
- What'd he say?
- He goes...
- Whoa.
- So he texted me.
- Come in here, you wanna hear this.
Come here and sit down.
Set him up in the blue chair.
- Sit down!
- Where would I sit?
- In the blue chair.
- In the blue chair.
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- Tim Dill, Tim.
- The infamous.
- I injure myself on this chair.
I swear to God.
- If what happens?
- If I injure myself on this chair.
- What, okay.
- Which is a very big possibility.
- Yeah.
- That's a you problem.
- You're gonna be fine.
- Well, we'll see.
- We're talking about Dave Navarro getting in.
- So Dave, remember Dave Navarro?
- Yeah.
- With Perry Farrell on stage.
- Have you seen this clip?
- "Jane's Addiction"?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Look at, he pushed him.
This was like a week ago.
- This was a week ago.
- He looks like he's juiced up.
Look at this, he's pissed off.
- He's pissed off, look at him.
- Stomping around.
- When Perry's like that, you gotta back away.
- Yeah, dude, he looks amped.
- Yeah.
- He's angry.
- He's like, "Jane says, look at, "Jane says."
Right, look at him.
- And then he starts to attack.
- Yeah, coming down the mountain.
Look at him.
Oh.
- He's just trying to amp him up.
Let's go, play your licks.
He goes, "What?
What are you doing?"
- Whoa, what is going on there, dude?
- Weird.
All right, so Dave Navarro texts you after this kerfuffle.
- So two days later, so Thursday,
he goes, "Did you just wake up from a dream I was in?"
- Whoa, did you?
- Yeah, ironically, yes.
- Wow.
This is, and then, 'cause it's obviously for a girl, right?
So then I go, "What?
I've been dreaming about you for years."
- Good, play the girl thing, good.
- Are you okay from that stage incident?
- And?
- Nothing.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Yeah, so it was a girl that he was trying to text,
named Bobby.
- B-O-B-B-I.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But she might've also cared about how he was.
- Yeah.
- What do you mean?
I mean, she could've asked that.
- Oh yeah, she could've.
- Absolutely.
- But why didn't he respond?
- 'Cause he didn't get the answer he wanted.
- Yeah.
- Oh, should I do another answer?
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, okay.
- That's the way to get a number block.
You do one more, you're gonna come up green.
- Oh, really? Okay.
- Yeah.
- Ladies and gentlemen-- - Tim.
- The guest of the year. - We've never potted together.
- Tim Dillon.
- Never.
- Ever.
- No, really? - We've done a lot of standouts.
- No, because he canceled on Tiger Belly three times.
- You've canceled on me multiple times.
- No, that's insane.
- Bobby, you've canceled.
- That's fucking insane that you would even say that.
- Tim, Tim, Tim.
- Tim, everybody knows Bobby never canceled, okay?
- Also, Tim, this too.
- I've canceled more.
- You canceled first.
- I canceled first and I've canceled more.
You have canceled that.
- Okay.
- I'm more wrong.
- Okay, but you know the game tag
where you tag and then you run away, right?
- I didn't start the game tag.
- You did.
- I fully take responsibility for canceling first.
- Okay, and then let me ask you this.
I don't--
- But I believe if I had not canceled first.
- True.
- You would have canceled.
- That's correct.
- That's what you believe.
- That is my belief.
- Okay, okay.
- It's my belief.
- It's a belief system, yeah.
- You are the cancel king.
You cancel comedy.
- Well, we both can't, by the way, the funniest thing ever
is when me and Bobby are both on a lineup
and neither one of us go.
- All the time.
Happens all the time.
- That is very funny.
- I get a call from a producer going,
I had Tim and Bobby cancel.
Are you around?
- Oh, you and I?
We never show up.
- A lot of times stuff happens.
- Yeah.
Well, sometimes I call you.
Well, one time I called you and I go, are you going?
And you go, I'm not going.
I go, I'm not going either.
- Yeah.
- That one time.
- You both do that a lot.
- One time I sent him a COVID test, a fake.
I sent him a photo of a COVID, of the COVID.
By the way, years after COVID.
- Years, years, many years, many years.
Young kids didn't even know what it was.
I was sending him a picture of the COVID lines.
- But he didn't send the promoter that test, but I did.
So he said that I had COVID to the guy, right?
But then I actually sent him the test that he gave me to him.
- Right.
- Saying that I have it, right?
So it makes him look like he didn't have it.
- Correct, yeah.
- Right.
- Good move, Bob.
- I mean, you know.
- Yeah.
- But the thing is me and Bobby will lie
and then get found out and then we don't care that much.
- Well, it doesn't matter.
- We don't care.
- We don't really care.
- So it's, you know, we're gonna go.
- No one's gonna get that mad.
That's the problem.
It doesn't matter.
- Well, we're being used.
- That's right.
- We are.
- It feels like we're being used.
It's like some guy that never said hi to me before.
- Yeah.
- Is now, hey, can you do my show?
Yeah, you'll put me on the flyer.
- Right.
- That's why.
- And they'll use your name to sell tickets.
- Right.
- So that I don't show up.
- Right.
- I don't like being--
- One promoter, and I'm not gonna say who.
- Can I guess?
- You can guess after I've said this.
- Okay.
- One promoter literally said, "I can't pay anyone tonight
because my father has Alzheimer's."
I swear to God.
- Oh.
- And then that person said, that was the way,
and I was like, okay, I guess.
- God damn it.
- Well, yeah.
Have you canceled?
You cancel.
- There's times I have to cancel.
- Why?
- If I'm just like, if I just can't make it,
if we're doing too many pods and all this bullshit,
it's like, I'm never gonna make it.
- Mm-hmm.
- You'll cancel 'cause you're tired.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- How?
- True.
- Yep.
- Preach. - Every now and then,
Emily at the store will call me.
She'll go, "Are you close?"
And I'm at Nobu Malibu,
and I have a tumor in my mouth.
- You're that far, you're that far.
- I go, "Oh, ah."
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm right down sunset.
- You're the most nightmarish person to follow.
- That's not true.
- Yeah, 100%.
- It's very nice of you.
I've said this before, and I really appreciate you saying--
- I've texted Emily that.
- That's very nice of you to say.
- I have the proof.
- But I feel that way about you.
I hate going up after you.
- When you're on, dude, it's unfollowable.
- Well, that's--
- Sometimes you're off.
When you're off, I like it.
But when you're on, dude, oh my God.
- When I'm off, I'm off.
But if I'm on, it's good.
- But you're funnier when you're off.
'Cause you get angry.
- By the way, I agree with you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I agree with you.
But I love you.
I feel like we have a similarity in that sense.
- At least energy-wise.
- Yes.
- 'Cause sometimes we don't want to do it.
- What's going on?
- No, I'm listening.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I do enjoy it.
- What's going on, dude?
- Sometimes we don't want to do it.
And we have shorts or sweatpants on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And we're on stage and we're angry that the audience came.
- I know, I know.
- And that's the best time.
- Yeah.
- You're moody girls.
You're both a moody little girl.
- Also, he also contemplates things afterwards sometimes.
- Yes.
- But he'll go, "Maybe I should open my own club."
Remember that one time?
- Yes, guys.
That's what you call I'm having my mental illness.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A full mental break.
- Yeah, 'cause he was trying new stuff and you know what I mean?
It was, you know, I get ya.
The main room can be packed.
- Just wasn't working.
- There's a pressure.
- Sure.
- Right, and so.
- Tim's the only comic that's tri-coastal.
Tim moved to Austin for seven minutes,
came back, moved back to New York, came back,
went back to New York, bought a house again in New York,
bought a house here, sold a house in Austin.
- Right, you had a Hamptons thing, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Got one out there still.
- Still?
- Well, we're opening the Mothership Hamptons,
which is coming up and it's very exciting.
- Gotta get out there.
- I'm trying to get Joe to do Mothership Vegas.
- That would make more sense.
- Wouldn't we be all happy?
- Yeah. - That'd be great.
Mothership Vegas would be great.
- I'll move there.
- There's really no club where we can go, is there?
- In Vegas?
- I mean, there's millions of clubs, right?
But it's like where I'm gonna feel like,
I want to go there twice or three times a year, you know?
Playboy, there's a thing-
- Playboy comedy.
- There used to be this thing called Playboy comedy,
and you'd want to go, because it was a simple gig.
Sometimes it's just one show a night, Friday, Saturday.
- Steve Byrne was doing it?
- No, it was Ahmed Ahmed.
- Oh yeah.
- And what's that little, his partner?
What's his, JJ?
- Jay Davis?
- Jay Davis. - Jay Davis used to have it, yeah.
I heard about this, I never was privy to this.
Playboy comedy room in Vegas, but it closed down, right?
- Yeah, it was at the Palms, it was the best.
Anyway.
- Now there's, no, there's a bunch of clubs out there,
but you're gonna go and you're probably gonna dip
into a theater is the problem.
- No.
- You'd wanna play a club there?
- You guys are theater guys, I'm a club guy.
- Yeah, right, you're a fucking theater.
What are you talking about?
- You theater guy or club guy?
- I like 'em both.
- Okay.
- Just depends on, you know.
- I like 'em both.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up with your nose right now, dude?
- I don't know, it's like, I had like a thing.
I'm having like a thing.
- What do you mean like a thing?
- Like an allergic reaction or something.
- It's like his nose, dude.
- I don't know what it is.
- Doesn't even look real.
- No, I know, it's like a red,
I've had like an allergic reaction to something.
- Yeah.
- I don't know what it is.
- You gotta change your face wash, Tim.
- I know.
- I've been telling you that for years.
- What's that, the glasses and the nose thing
that you get at novelty shops?
It's like a modern version of that.
- I know, it's crazy.
- I don't know what it is.
I was on a medication and I had a reaction to it.
- Can you take your glasses off?
- Like antibiotics, yeah.
- Yeah.
Yeah, keep them on, keep them on.
- See, that's why I'm wearing them.
- Better with them on.
- Yeah.
- That's why I'm wearing them.
*outro music*

Tim Dillon + Bobby Lee = DISASTER!!!!!

- In Japan, "White Eyes" is scary.
Have you know, look at that.
That's horror.
They can't even come to America.
- Really? - They get petrified.
- They're scared of us?
- Yeah, yeah.
If they go to Ohio, dude, they'll make out.
- Oh, everybody's so scary!
- That's so funny.
- "White Eyes."
Look at that little boy, dude.
- A Japanese guy has nightmares
of just being in like Canton, Ohio.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He wakes up downtown, he's like, "No, no, no!"
- Yeah, "State Fair, I don't like a state fair."
- So much a corn. - Yeah.
- So much a corn.
- What, was that Italian?
- So much a corn.
So much a corn.
- Yeah, so much a corn.
Don't even get me started, I'm telling you.
- Oh, no.
- I'm telling you right now, don't even get me started.
I'm telling you right now.
Hey, forget about it.
- Oh, no. - Yeah, dude.
- He's back.
- Yeah, he's back.
- You know what?
It's astonishing to me how fat I've gotten.
- You're not fat.
- Dude, the last couple of podcasts,
everybody's just talking about how fat I am.
- Yeah, you're fat. - I know.
- But not bad fat.
- It's pretty bad, dude.
- No, no, it's fun fat.
You're fun fat.
There is a level of bad fat.
There is like a line of when you're fat fat.
- Well, I've had dates on like,
I've gone to the beach with dates, you know what I mean?
And when I take my shirt off,
there is like that kind of like hesitation.
- That is a bad date spot.
Why are you going to the beach?
- What do you mean?
- The beach is such a bad date spot.
Sand.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I do picnics.
- Do it in a park.
- Okay, that's right.
- Go down to Echo Park.
- Yeah.
I bring boba, I bring it all.
Buns.
- Boba buns?
- Yeah, I bring it all.
But...
- Tell me for real, how do you wash your laundry?
On hot or on tap?
What temperature?
Warm?
- I honestly don't know how any of it works.
I just press regular and that's all I know about it.
- Hmm.
- And then sometimes I don't even know how to like,
my dryer, I don't even know how to do extension of the time.
- Do you dry everything?
- Yeah, well, my blankets are so large
that I have to hang them afterwards.
- I hang dry.
- You hang dry?
- I feel like 'cause you're supposed to, it shrinks.
- Yeah.
I have so many blankets.
I really do.
- You're a little blanket boy?
- I just have a lot of blankets, but I get them at parachute.
- What is that?
- To jump from a plane?
- No, no, it's a...
- Some sort of fancy bullshit.
- It's fancy blankets and sheets.
- Free waffle cut and throw.
- Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
- How much is it?
Are they expensive?
- Air warm water.
- I don't get the, those are bathrobes.
Go to the fucking blankets.
- What's the point of a bathrobe?
- Yeah, I don't know what it is.
- What's the point?
You could wrap in a towel and then you walk around in the towel
until you're dry and then you put on some underwear.
- Yeah.
- I guess if you're old and you're cold a lot.
- Yeah.
- They're pretty reasonable, 329.
- Yeah, that doesn't seem crazy, I don't even know.
It probably seems like a...
I've got the Jenna Jameson collection from Target.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
- Is it good?
- Nothing sticks to those sheets.
You can't stain them.
- It's good, it's good.
- Cannot stain them.
- Mm.
Dude, so Dave Navarro texted me the other day.
- What?
That's rad.
- Right, no, but it's so...
- Not rad.
- Because you know what happened, right?
- What happened?
- With him and Perry Farrell.
- Oh, I saw Perry, he pushed him on stage,
he got into a fight.
- Yeah.
- So Dave Navarro, after getting into a fight, texts you.
- Yeah, but I don't know if it was for me.
So check this out.
I'm being real, check this out.
- What'd he say?
- He goes...
- Whoa.
- So he texted me.
- Come in here, you wanna hear this.
Come here and sit down.
Set him up in the blue chair.
- Sit down!
- Where would I sit?
- In the blue chair.
- In the blue chair.
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- Tim Dill, Tim.
- The infamous.
- I injure myself on this chair.
I swear to God.
- If what happens?
- If I injure myself on this chair.
- What, okay.
- Which is a very big possibility.
- Yeah.
- That's a you problem.
- You're gonna be fine.
- Well, we'll see.
- We're talking about Dave Navarro getting in.
- So Dave, remember Dave Navarro?
- Yeah.
- With Perry Farrell on stage.
- Have you seen this clip?
- "Jane's Addiction"?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Look at, he pushed him.
This was like a week ago.
- This was a week ago.
- He looks like he's juiced up.
Look at this, he's pissed off.
- He's pissed off, look at him.
- Stomping around.
- When Perry's like that, you gotta back away.
- Yeah, dude, he looks amped.
- Yeah.
- He's angry.
- He's like, "Jane says, look at, "Jane says."
Right, look at him.
- And then he starts to attack.
- Yeah, coming down the mountain.
Look at him.
Oh.
- He's just trying to amp him up.
Let's go, play your licks.
He goes, "What?
What are you doing?"
- Whoa, what is going on there, dude?
- Weird.
All right, so Dave Navarro texts you after this kerfuffle.
- So two days later, so Thursday,
he goes, "Did you just wake up from a dream I was in?"
- Whoa, did you?
- Yeah, ironically, yes.
- Wow.
This is, and then, 'cause it's obviously for a girl, right?
So then I go, "What?
I've been dreaming about you for years."
- Good, play the girl thing, good.
- Are you okay from that stage incident?
- And?
- Nothing.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Yeah, so it was a girl that he was trying to text,
named Bobby.
- B-O-B-B-I.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But she might've also cared about how he was.
- Yeah.
- What do you mean?
I mean, she could've asked that.
- Oh yeah, she could've.
- Absolutely.
- But why didn't he respond?
- 'Cause he didn't get the answer he wanted.
- Yeah.
- Oh, should I do another answer?
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, okay.
- That's the way to get a number block.
You do one more, you're gonna come up green.
- Oh, really? Okay.
- Yeah.
- Ladies and gentlemen-- - Tim.
- The guest of the year. - We've never potted together.
- Tim Dillon.
- Never.
- Ever.
- No, really? - We've done a lot of standouts.
- No, because he canceled on Tiger Belly three times.
- You've canceled on me multiple times.
- No, that's insane.
- Bobby, you've canceled.
- That's fucking insane that you would even say that.
- Tim, Tim, Tim.
- Tim, everybody knows Bobby never canceled, okay?
- Also, Tim, this too.
- I've canceled more.
- You canceled first.
- I canceled first and I've canceled more.
You have canceled that.
- Okay.
- I'm more wrong.
- Okay, but you know the game tag
where you tag and then you run away, right?
- I didn't start the game tag.
- You did.
- I fully take responsibility for canceling first.
- Okay, and then let me ask you this.
I don't--
- But I believe if I had not canceled first.
- True.
- You would have canceled.
- That's correct.
- That's what you believe.
- That is my belief.
- Okay, okay.
- It's my belief.
- It's a belief system, yeah.
- You are the cancel king.
You cancel comedy.
- Well, we both can't, by the way, the funniest thing ever
is when me and Bobby are both on a lineup
and neither one of us go.
- All the time.
Happens all the time.
- That is very funny.
- I get a call from a producer going,
I had Tim and Bobby cancel.
Are you around?
- Oh, you and I?
We never show up.
- A lot of times stuff happens.
- Yeah.
Well, sometimes I call you.
Well, one time I called you and I go, are you going?
And you go, I'm not going.
I go, I'm not going either.
- Yeah.
- That one time.
- You both do that a lot.
- One time I sent him a COVID test, a fake.
I sent him a photo of a COVID, of the COVID.
By the way, years after COVID.
- Years, years, many years, many years.
Young kids didn't even know what it was.
I was sending him a picture of the COVID lines.
- But he didn't send the promoter that test, but I did.
So he said that I had COVID to the guy, right?
But then I actually sent him the test that he gave me to him.
- Right.
- Saying that I have it, right?
So it makes him look like he didn't have it.
- Correct, yeah.
- Right.
- Good move, Bob.
- I mean, you know.
- Yeah.
- But the thing is me and Bobby will lie
and then get found out and then we don't care that much.
- Well, it doesn't matter.
- We don't care.
- We don't really care.
- So it's, you know, we're gonna go.
- No one's gonna get that mad.
That's the problem.
It doesn't matter.
- Well, we're being used.
- That's right.
- We are.
- It feels like we're being used.
It's like some guy that never said hi to me before.
- Yeah.
- Is now, hey, can you do my show?
Yeah, you'll put me on the flyer.
- Right.
- That's why.
- And they'll use your name to sell tickets.
- Right.
- So that I don't show up.
- Right.
- I don't like being--
- One promoter, and I'm not gonna say who.
- Can I guess?
- You can guess after I've said this.
- Okay.
- One promoter literally said, "I can't pay anyone tonight
because my father has Alzheimer's."
I swear to God.
- Oh.
- And then that person said, that was the way,
and I was like, okay, I guess.
- God damn it.
- Well, yeah.
Have you canceled?
You cancel.
- There's times I have to cancel.
- Why?
- If I'm just like, if I just can't make it,
if we're doing too many pods and all this bullshit,
it's like, I'm never gonna make it.
- Mm-hmm.
- You'll cancel 'cause you're tired.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- How?
- True.
- Yep.
- Preach. - Every now and then,
Emily at the store will call me.
She'll go, "Are you close?"
And I'm at Nobu Malibu,
and I have a tumor in my mouth.
- You're that far, you're that far.
- I go, "Oh, ah."
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm right down sunset.
- You're the most nightmarish person to follow.
- That's not true.
- Yeah, 100%.
- It's very nice of you.
I've said this before, and I really appreciate you saying--
- I've texted Emily that.
- That's very nice of you to say.
- I have the proof.
- But I feel that way about you.
I hate going up after you.
- When you're on, dude, it's unfollowable.
- Well, that's--
- Sometimes you're off.
When you're off, I like it.
But when you're on, dude, oh my God.
- When I'm off, I'm off.
But if I'm on, it's good.
- But you're funnier when you're off.
'Cause you get angry.
- By the way, I agree with you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I agree with you.
But I love you.
I feel like we have a similarity in that sense.
- At least energy-wise.
- Yes.
- 'Cause sometimes we don't want to do it.
- What's going on?
- No, I'm listening.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I do enjoy it.
- What's going on, dude?
- Sometimes we don't want to do it.
And we have shorts or sweatpants on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And we're on stage and we're angry that the audience came.
- I know, I know.
- And that's the best time.
- Yeah.
- You're moody girls.
You're both a moody little girl.
- Also, he also contemplates things afterwards sometimes.
- Yes.
- But he'll go, "Maybe I should open my own club."
Remember that one time?
- Yes, guys.
That's what you call I'm having my mental illness.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A full mental break.
- Yeah, 'cause he was trying new stuff and you know what I mean?
It was, you know, I get ya.
The main room can be packed.
- Just wasn't working.
- There's a pressure.
- Sure.
- Right, and so.
- Tim's the only comic that's tri-coastal.
Tim moved to Austin for seven minutes,
came back, moved back to New York, came back,
went back to New York, bought a house again in New York,
bought a house here, sold a house in Austin.
- Right, you had a Hamptons thing, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Got one out there still.
- Still?
- Well, we're opening the Mothership Hamptons,
which is coming up and it's very exciting.
- Gotta get out there.
- I'm trying to get Joe to do Mothership Vegas.
- That would make more sense.
- Wouldn't we be all happy?
- Yeah. - That'd be great.
Mothership Vegas would be great.
- I'll move there.
- There's really no club where we can go, is there?
- In Vegas?
- I mean, there's millions of clubs, right?
But it's like where I'm gonna feel like,
I want to go there twice or three times a year, you know?
Playboy, there's a thing-
- Playboy comedy.
- There used to 