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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Has BEEF with John Goblikon' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-29. Transcript available.

oh wow show him where to go yeah yeah yeah john goblokan is here dude wow wow
john uh john whoo
give him a round of applause john goblokan wow wow what's up john oh hello hi
wow yeah what
okay uh everyone looks a little different than i remember yeah yeah
why is it like who am i john you think it's calloween who are you yeah yeah
like i'm dressed as somebody
oh uh okay uh you're a juggalo without the makeup oh good very dry yeah very
good very close uh
you you you've disappointed your parents yeah yeah very good yeah okay yeah
yeah are you talking about
me or the character i'm playing because that's those are both seems like it's
both yeah yeah
you're bobby lee who just got a tattoo yeah yeah yeah yeah good job wow very
good
what just he's on ozempic yeah ozempic burps this is the oz kicking in baby
and then what about her what do you think she is
a lot of s'mores set yes yeah very good very good very good all right you got
one dude and what am i yeah
oh okay uh white bread and i mean it's kind of like kind of look like a uh a
golf caddy yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah that's it that's good off caddy yeah that's it or a wonder bread
tournament that's it
that's john goblin con everybody now your fingers are very long john yeah yeah
yeah yeah thank you
yeah i'm worried about yeah popping this i don't want to get too excited
sometimes i get nervous and i
grip it but i didn't know you guys had these are what i have in my my home oh i
see yeah this is
the kind of all the other limbs that live that long or are the other limbs do
you have long toes he's
saying do you have long toes oh yeah i mean these are these are nine and a half
yeah so that's not
bad that's pretty average yeah yeah it's bigger than you yeah i'm nine yeah he's
a half size bigger
what that speaks volumes does how are your other limbs bobby my limbs are um
one they're fine well he's on ozempic yeah i mean no i i i froze up there for a
second yeah you did
yeah that was the ozempic yeah that's not the ozempic um what i want to say is
um let me give me that
ask me again what what are your hey bobby yeah what are your other limbs like
they're fine
oh no good he he did a retake to go with fine yeah i like that yeah yeah let's
go and take two
take two yeah let's go take two yeah how about one more one more just this is
what yeah yeah hey
bob proportional to my body that's what i wanted to say you know yeah i froze
up proportional to my
body in terms of your guests on your show yeah who's the biggest guest you've
ever had mr podcast
andrew santino yeah thank you john thank you john yeah yeah who's the second uh
probably a dj
you know you had some djs yeah you so you've had what dylan francis on yeah
that was him yeah he had
dylan francis on his uh favorite instrument yeah the laptop that's what he does
djs he's pressing a
button but i had bobby on yeah and i i'm glad i'm here you know i'm glad uh me
being a goblin my
culture can be all of your comedy on halloween sorry um but i'm i'm happy i'm
here because i want
to clear the air okay you came on my podcast broke my set flipped the table
kicked over my
southwestern egg rolls that's right and we kind of left on a sour note um i
think the problem was that
you brought like when i came you had egg rolls southwestern which is kind of
you are a southwestern
egg roll you're from san diego that is true that's perfect that is actually
perfect you are my little
southwestern so he was doing that to compliment you and here you are then you
yeah i took it as a um
insult an insult yeah okay you know what in retrospect i i am i bad and i
apologize no yeah
because it would kind of be like me a green guy walking in here and you're just
having like another
fat deformed green guy on your desk or something it would be like that kind of
offensive do you think
it would be like that kind of offensive bobby do you think it would be like me
a guy just leave
it self-conscious of his teeth just leave it yeah do you know how many people
in high school we should
have been more mindful we're like oh look there goes slimer oh right right
right you know how
many yeah yeah people would say that i said tino yeah did you do this honestly
if you really want to
know the truth about this this is new to us that she put that on the desk yes
she did yes she did
yeah yes she did you ought to know yes i like it what she said was i was at the
cvs and i got a john
goblin con statue i'm like that's not john goblin con she was she was trying to
oh you're trying to
get a jungle oh well said you that's what she thought so we do have john goblin
con plushies available
right now are you guys gonna do the graphics for me like i do on my show yeah
okay great it's like
that's kind of like my thing now yeah they will you know like it's like kind of
like that's my like
you might be a redneck mine is right now yeah i like that because the name of
the name of the show is
right now it's a good show wow yeah it's a great show can we talk i want to
know about your history
like what part of i don't know where goblins are like because we have a korea
town yeah is there a
goblinville yeah is there a goblinville or yeah it's it's i mean it's probably
van nuys oh yeah
yeah because you're the only one that we've moved south you know yeah yeah you're
the only goblin i've
seen in la yeah well i you know full disclosure i don't really know a lot about
my childhood or my
family and it's oh you were adopted or something or okay i mean why would
someone give him up for
adoption i have no what is that what's that why is that assumption why are you
looking at me well
you're assuming that he would be like giving up for adoption i didn't say that
you said no i just
said that like where i go where's the goblin's hanging out no you said you said
you don't have
he said he doesn't know much about his family and then you said oh you're yeah
you're adopted
i don't i don't like that but hold on stop stop okay what the fuck are you
doing what the
are you doing dude are you trying to insult this no i just that's insane he
came up when i said that
i fucked up well here's the deal but obviously why yeah you know why so he
looks different
big deal different yeah but hey alanis what are they talking about yeah yeah
you can't call him
out yeah you call him out it's just yeah it's mean for you okay do you have
magic do i have magic
a very good question very good question great question yeah very good question
i could yeah i
mean are you i mean he's not a warlock well but he looks magical he does oh
yeah yeah have you ever
performed magic before yeah comedy magic i think we're all performing it right
now we're all a part
of it that is true we're all a part of it you not so much but i would say this
side that's what i mean
that's what i'm saying no wait because now i real i realize why i kick the
tables on that's energy
john is right now the way you're looking at you john don't know bob bob be nice
come out of my house bobby green when you look like that it makes your jelly
roll you really okay
bobby i'm just gonna let you know yeah this is a very tense holiday for me why
why yeah it's the
worst holiday for me oh yeah because every time when i was a kid you know i
wanted to be somebody
you know for halloween i'd be like you know i'm gonna be ross perot you know
and then everyone
everyone would come up to me and they just go oh it's a goblin right you don't
need to hear that
all the time yeah like i couldn't be anybody yeah you know what i mean yeah but
you're someone now
you could be a booger like a gigantic booger i mean there are things that you
can be
right he already said he wanted to be ross perot yeah yeah i'm just saying it's
just like you know i
get it it's like me saying i'm gonna be shaquille o'neal i mean i'm just gonna
pick one yeah right
right you're saying i'll come kim jong-un yeah closer to be who you are right
it's an opportunity to be
someone else right and you really didn't have that opportunity yeah yeah would
you like to have that
opportunity tonight i would i would love that santito okay can we get a costume
for john
well you guys have a costume for me yeah probably a little something for you
did you do this no they
did it they did well i know he didn't do it but someone did it because john we
just i wanted you
feel i wanted you to feel like you're included you belong and i i got told from
one of our producers
got told that your whole life you were you were put down yeah and we'd like to
welcome you to our
family here we have a little costume for you yeah oh wow this is great oh this
is perfect
just go ahead and throw that on there is it a lot of could you could you i mean
it's it's it's for
normal size faces oh bob yeah yeah oh wow there we go there we go bobby yeah
yeah what do you think
what am i oh god what am i well it's i know what it is what you're not gonna
want to hear it i want
to hear it yeah it's you know um a vietnamese soldier with gangrene and a
little bit too much napalm
all right let me get it yeah yeah yeah that sounds great yeah it does yeah yeah
so um
do you feel like you fit have you ever done an asian accent john gobble con and
i won't be tonight
why why john no you're not even human yeah i don't think so okay what do you
mean he's not
he of course he's human i said my podcast is going well i wanted to go i wanted
to go well
really well yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa let's not point it he's not doing it for
sure i mean
but anyway uh um no point at the ceiling yeah we just got our first ad sale
that's great
enron yeah enron that's fun that's funny that's a good company runs a great
company i do like enron yeah
yeah so we're doing well yeah we had bp for a while okay we had bridge patrolling
for quite a long
time i get red lobster they're on the they're on the hook john john i'm not
john uh sorry john
very good very good so now do you feel a little bit more at home now that i've
squashed the beef for
you guys i know i'm playing mediator but i have to do that on there no it's bobby
do you feel okay now
yeah i do man i feel great like i i just want to say yeah i i think you're
super funny yeah i think
i think you you're you're a great actor you're
i said i said i said mm-hmm he's beat me out for so many roles i mean we go up
for the same
exact same category yeah every every time i go in for a role it's like looking
for a bobby lee type
yeah ring ring john goblin god wow wow wow wow yeah now what has he gotten that
you came close on
borderlands yeah that was yours yeah yeah that was yours oh yeah yeah anything
else that mean what about
ramen oh yeah the death by death and ramen yep so you i want to do an art house
film you know i want
to show my range and this guy is like sorry we're doing bobby lee i was like
come on dude now have
you been able to beat him for anything have you ever gotten a role that he was
up for that you got
what's that mucus commercial commercial yeah i said i i said x you beat me with
music yeah yeah
they were like do a little brooklyn it wasn't it wasn't the boys it was the guy
but anyway um yeah
there you go i see there you go john that's so rude dude yeah you beat me out
of that for sure
he doesn't yeah yeah yeah look at him look at him john i live in rosina real
quick yeah yeah real
quick nice that's that's my boy greg yeah okay okay cool guy yeah seems like a
cool guy he's cool
okay he's kind of like stuck in the commercial world but he's cool yeah i mean
hey it's a living so you
have a show i do yeah what's it you want to plug it sure he did right now let's
do it again it's called
the right now podcast with john gobble gone yeah and you know what bobby yeah i
think that you should
invite me on again i want to have you so i can do a redo i i want to do a full
redo i want to have you
on yeah i'll bolt everything down no you know what i will not no i'm gonna wear
a suit really yeah i'm
going to come with a different angle oh yeah what's the any drunk what's the
angle the angle is i'm
going to comedy with
he didn't do comedy the first time not on my show right you know did the
numbers do good or no
on our show yeah yeah they did really good yeah yeah yeah people there it's a
big hate watch period
right now but here's the thing yeah so many people in the comments yeah of my
show are like is john
goblin con bobby lee all right so i'm going to come back on you got to go back
on i i can't wait to have
i can't wait to do it you know what i mean i i can't wait i can't wait to do it
anyway anyway thanks for
coming thanks for coming what oh yeah yeah i gotta go to bed yeah yeah it's you
know i mean i gotta go to
bed i have zimbic bar burps oh zimbic burps are pretty yeah yeah and i'm super
tired i gotta get
i have to get up at in six hours well i want to say thank you to john for
coming on the show and i
hope that next time that you go on his show you don't it's all good i can't
wait to have you on
bobby yeah yeah i really i really made it and you know what i'll say something
to all you guys yeah
i'm okay with halloween now that's great i really am thank you guys baby hey
and can i say this too
yeah i'm gonna read me right it's so great that we don't have to get you an uber
because you have
your fucking broom it's so just you know i mean or whatever you do get the out
of here man hey hey
hey to be honest fucking freak john john get him out of here no hey no no thank
you for being a bad
friend are we having our first fight yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Bobby Lee Has BEEF with John Goblikon

oh wow show him where to go yeah yeah yeah john goblokan is here dude wow wow
john uh john whoo
give him a round of applause john goblokan wow wow what's up john oh hello hi
wow yeah what
okay uh everyone looks a little different than i remember yeah yeah
why is it like who am i john you think it's calloween who are you yeah yeah
like i'm dressed as somebody
oh uh okay uh you're a juggalo without the makeup oh good very dry yeah very
good very close uh
you you you've disappointed your parents yeah yeah very good yeah okay yeah
yeah are you talking about
me or the character i'm playing because that's those are both seems like it's
both yeah yeah
you're bobby lee who just got a tattoo yeah yeah yeah yeah good job wow very
good
what just he's on ozempic yeah ozempic burps this is the oz kicking in baby
and then what about her what do you think she is
a lot of s'mores set yes yeah very good very good very good all right you got
one dude and what am i yeah
oh okay uh white bread and i mean it's kind of like kind of look like a uh a
golf caddy yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah that's it that's good off caddy yeah that's it or a wonder bread
tournament that's it
that's john goblin con everybody now your fingers are very long john yeah yeah
yeah yeah thank you
yeah i'm worried about yeah popping this i don't want to get too excited
sometimes i get nervous and i
grip it but i didn't know you guys had these are what i have in my my home oh i
see yeah this is
the kind of all the other limbs that live that long or are the other limbs do
you have long toes he's
saying do you have long toes oh yeah i mean these are these are nine and a half
yeah so that's not
bad that's pretty average yeah yeah it's bigger than you yeah i'm nine yeah he's
a half size bigger
what that speaks volumes does how are your other limbs bobby my limbs are um
one they're fine well he's on ozempic yeah i mean no i i i froze up there for a
second yeah you did
yeah that was the ozempic yeah that's not the ozempic um what i want to say is
um let me give me that
ask me again what what are your hey bobby yeah what are your other limbs like
they're fine
oh no good he he did a retake to go with fine yeah i like that yeah yeah let's
go and take two
take two yeah let's go take two yeah how about one more one more just this is
what yeah yeah hey
bob proportional to my body that's what i wanted to say you know yeah i froze
up proportional to my
body in terms of your guests on your show yeah who's the biggest guest you've
ever had mr podcast
andrew santino yeah thank you john thank you john yeah yeah who's the second uh
probably a dj
you know you had some djs yeah you so you've had what dylan francis on yeah
that was him yeah he had
dylan francis on his uh favorite instrument yeah the laptop that's what he does
djs he's pressing a
button but i had bobby on yeah and i i'm glad i'm here you know i'm glad uh me
being a goblin my
culture can be all of your comedy on halloween sorry um but i'm i'm happy i'm
here because i want
to clear the air okay you came on my podcast broke my set flipped the table
kicked over my
southwestern egg rolls that's right and we kind of left on a sour note um i
think the problem was that
you brought like when i came you had egg rolls southwestern which is kind of
you are a southwestern
egg roll you're from san diego that is true that's perfect that is actually
perfect you are my little
southwestern so he was doing that to compliment you and here you are then you
yeah i took it as a um
insult an insult yeah okay you know what in retrospect i i am i bad and i
apologize no yeah
because it would kind of be like me a green guy walking in here and you're just
having like another
fat deformed green guy on your desk or something it would be like that kind of
offensive do you think
it would be like that kind of offensive bobby do you think it would be like me
a guy just leave
it self-conscious of his teeth just leave it yeah do you know how many people
in high school we should
have been more mindful we're like oh look there goes slimer oh right right
right you know how
many yeah yeah people would say that i said tino yeah did you do this honestly
if you really want to
know the truth about this this is new to us that she put that on the desk yes
she did yes she did
yeah yes she did you ought to know yes i like it what she said was i was at the
cvs and i got a john
goblin con statue i'm like that's not john goblin con she was she was trying to
oh you're trying to
get a jungle oh well said you that's what she thought so we do have john goblin
con plushies available
right now are you guys gonna do the graphics for me like i do on my show yeah
okay great it's like
that's kind of like my thing now yeah they will you know like it's like kind of
like that's my like
you might be a redneck mine is right now yeah i like that because the name of
the name of the show is
right now it's a good show wow yeah it's a great show can we talk i want to
know about your history
like what part of i don't know where goblins are like because we have a korea
town yeah is there a
goblinville yeah is there a goblinville or yeah it's it's i mean it's probably
van nuys oh yeah
yeah because you're the only one that we've moved south you know yeah yeah you're
the only goblin i've
seen in la yeah well i you know full disclosure i don't really know a lot about
my childhood or my
family and it's oh you were adopted or something or okay i mean why would
someone give him up for
adoption i have no what is that what's that why is that assumption why are you
looking at me well
you're assuming that he would be like giving up for adoption i didn't say that
you said no i just
said that like where i go where's the goblin's hanging out no you said you said
you don't have
he said he doesn't know much about his family and then you said oh you're yeah
you're adopted
i don't i don't like that but hold on stop stop okay what the fuck are you
doing what the
are you doing dude are you trying to insult this no i just that's insane he
came up when i said that
i fucked up well here's the deal but obviously why yeah you know why so he
looks different
big deal different yeah but hey alanis what are they talking about yeah yeah
you can't call him
out yeah you call him out it's just yeah it's mean for you okay do you have
magic do i have magic
a very good question very good question great question yeah very good question
i could yeah i
mean are you i mean he's not a warlock well but he looks magical he does oh
yeah yeah have you ever
performed magic before yeah comedy magic i think we're all performing it right
now we're all a part
of it that is true we're all a part of it you not so much but i would say this
side that's what i mean
that's what i'm saying no wait because now i real i realize why i kick the
tables on that's energy
john is right now the way you're looking at you john don't know bob bob be nice
come out of my house bobby green when you look like that it makes your jelly
roll you really okay
bobby i'm just gonna let you know yeah this is a very tense holiday for me why
why yeah it's the
worst holiday for me oh yeah because every time when i was a kid you know i
wanted to be somebody
you know for halloween i'd be like you know i'm gonna be ross perot you know
and then everyone
everyone would come up to me and they just go oh it's a goblin right you don't
need to hear that
all the time yeah like i couldn't be anybody yeah you know what i mean yeah but
you're someone now
you could be a booger like a gigantic booger i mean there are things that you
can be
right he already said he wanted to be ross perot yeah yeah i'm just saying it's
just like you know i
get it it's like me saying i'm gonna be shaquille o'neal i mean i'm just gonna
pick one yeah right
right you're saying i'll come kim jong-un yeah closer to be who you are right
it's an opportunity to be
someone else right and you really didn't have that opportunity yeah yeah would
you like to have that
opportunity tonight i would i would love that santito okay can we get a costume
for john
well you guys have a costume for me yeah probably a little something for you
did you do this no they
did it they did well i know he didn't do it but someone did it because john we
just i wanted you
feel i wanted you to feel like you're included you belong and i i got told from
one of our producers
got told that your whole life you were you were put down yeah and we'd like to
welcome you to our
family here we have a little costume for you yeah oh wow this is great oh this
is perfect
just go ahead and throw that on there is it a lot of could you could you i mean
it's it's it's for
normal size faces oh bob yeah yeah oh wow there we go there we go bobby yeah
yeah what do you think
what am i oh god what am i well it's i know what it is what you're not gonna
want to hear it i want
to hear it yeah it's you know um a vietnamese soldier with gangrene and a
little bit too much napalm
all right let me get it yeah yeah yeah that sounds great yeah it does yeah yeah
so um
do you feel like you fit have you ever done an asian accent john gobble con and
i won't be tonight
why why john no you're not even human yeah i don't think so okay what do you
mean he's not
he of course he's human i said my podcast is going well i wanted to go i wanted
to go well
really well yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa let's not point it he's not doing it for
sure i mean
but anyway uh um no point at the ceiling yeah we just got our first ad sale
that's great
enron yeah enron that's fun that's funny that's a good company runs a great
company i do like enron yeah
yeah so we're doing well yeah we had bp for a while okay we had bridge patrolling
for quite a long
time i get red lobster they're on the they're on the hook john john i'm not
john uh sorry john
very good very good so now do you feel a little bit more at home now that i've
squashed the beef for
you guys i know i'm playing mediator but i have to do that on there no it's bobby
do you feel okay now
yeah i do man i feel great like i i just want to say yeah i i think you're
super funny yeah i think
i think you you're you're a great actor you're
i said i said i said mm-hmm he's beat me out for so many roles i mean we go up
for the same
exact same category yeah every every time i go in for a role it's like looking
for a bobby lee type
yeah ring ring john goblin god wow wow wow wow yeah now what has he gotten that
you came close on
borderlands yeah that was yours yeah yeah that was yours oh yeah yeah anything
else that mean what about
ramen oh yeah the death by death and ramen yep so you i want to do an art house
film you know i want
to show my range and this guy is like sorry we're doing bobby lee i was like
come on dude now have
you been able to beat him for anything have you ever gotten a role that he was
up for that you got
what's that mucus commercial commercial yeah i said i i said x you beat me with
music yeah yeah
they were like do a little brooklyn it wasn't it wasn't the boys it was the guy
but anyway um yeah
there you go i see there you go john that's so rude dude yeah you beat me out
of that for sure
he doesn't yeah yeah yeah look at him look at him john i live in rosina real
quick yeah yeah real
quick nice that's that's my boy greg yeah okay okay cool guy yeah seems like a
cool guy he's cool
okay he's kind of like stuck in the commercial world but he's cool yeah i mean
hey it's a living so you
have a show i do yeah what's it you want to plug it sure he did right now let's
do it again it's called
the right now podcast with john gobble gone yeah and you know what bobby yeah i
think that you should
invite me on again i want to have you so i can do a redo i i want to do a full
redo i want to have you
on yeah i'll bolt everything down no you know what i will not no i'm gonna wear
a suit really yeah i'm
going to come with a different angle oh yeah what's the any drunk what's the
angle the angle is i'm
going to comedy wi