Name: Guess Our Halloween Costumes! (Wrong Answers Only)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Guess Our Halloween Costumes! (Wrong Answers Only)' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Guess Our Halloween Costumes! (Wrong Answers Only)' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-30. Transcript available.

What are you supposed to be grilled cheese?
That's what I said.
You said cheeseburger.
No.
Yes, you did, guys.
She said it.
You're grilled cheese.
Um, you know what I am.
I'm beans on toast.
Yeah.
I'm beans on toast.
You know what I am?
Beans on toast.
You know who I am?
Spring roll, man.
Spring roll.
Spring roll right here.
That's my friend over there, spring roll.
And what we got, where?
Samara?
I'm beans on toast.
That's my friend.
Samara?
Yeah.
God damn, you're scary.
Samara.
Well, cover your face up more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, that looks good.
Yeah.
Nice.
Ooh.
Are you Steve Aoki?
I can't tell.
What are you doing?
I'm Samara.
Oh, okay, okay.
That looks rad.
Are you going to trick-or-treat?
You still trick-or-treat, don't you?
Yeah, it's always fun.
Do you trick-or-treat?
What?
Do you trick-or-treat?
Dude, I haven't trick-or-treated, I don't even remember the last time.
We should go.
Is it legal?
Yeah.
For us to trick or treat?
I've never seen adults do it.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah.
We can only treat.
No tricking out of you, bud.
Oh, I love tricking.
You can't be tricking in them streets.
I know.
Only treats, Mike.
Back in the day.
Only treat who?
So, uh...
Ding dong, beans on toast.
Ding dong, beans on toast.
Here we go with beans on toast.
Honestly?
When you do this, I do it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You know who we're fans of?
Arsenal Football Club.
We're the gooners.
Yeah.
Ding dong, beans on toast.
Oh, my God.
You're on fire today.
I love it.
I love it.
Honestly?
Yeah.
Best costume I've ever had.
This rivals when I was a kid.
I was, um...
I was, uh...
What is it?
Little orphan...
Wait, no, no, no.
Andy.
Andy?
No, Andy.
Andy and...
Raggedy Ann and Andy.
Look up that.
My mom made me wear this one time.
You didn't choose that?
Your parents did.
My mother put me as Raggedy Andy
from Raggedy Ann and Andy.
She didn't need to do much.
Me and me...
What did you just say?
Yeah, what'd you say, man?
You think I got a triangle nose?
Is that what you're trying to say, dude?
I got a big red triangle nose?
You know who these two guys are.
You know who they are?
I know who it is.
Who?
Let me guess.
Wait, let her guess.
I get a guess, too.
Yeah, who do you think Fancy and Carlos are?
What?
Um...
Can I have clues?
Yeah, they're wearing the costume.
That's the clue.
I think Andres is a city porg.
You know what I mean?
Like, a porg got off that planet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then got a job in the city.
Do you not know who they are?
Dude, this is such a great opportunity.
I know what it is.
What are they?
Bert and Ernie.
That's right.
Because they're gay.
Whoa, that laugh, dude.
Pretty close.
No, dude, they're the Menendez brothers.
Oh, they are?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
They're good.
Is it Lyle and Eric?
Mm-hmm.
Who's it?
Which one's which?
Eric's the handsome one.
Eric is the handsome one.
So neither of you.
So you're both Lyle.
Just two Liles.
And then McCone is Hannibal Lecter?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are you doing?
I just wanted to muffle him.
What did you want to do?
All these years,
you still can't get a joke out.
I wanted to marshal him.
Get it out, idiot.
What is it?
Muffle him.
Muffle him.
I wanted to muffle him.
He's Hannibal Lecter.
That looks actually red.
Stand up on the box real fast
so we can see the...
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, that looks cool.
A young Hannibal.
Very cool.
Yeah.
Don't wink.
Dude, that is such a creepy costume.
I like that a lot.
It's pretty good.
Where'd you get the mask at?
Amazon.
Okay.
Well, you bought it from?
Yeah.
He asked you.
Where did you get the mask from?
Easy opportunity for a joke.
He goes right to Amazon.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't do it so literal.
Where'd you get the mask from?
Let's do it again.
Yeah.
Let's try to get another joke out, right?
Yeah.
Where'd you get the mask from?
Your mom's house.
The podcast network?
Yeah.
Shiguro had it?
No, your mom's house in Phoenix.
Oh, that's an interesting approach.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's going to work for you, bud.
Yeah, that's not going to work.
No.
That made me mad.
I've been to her house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've texted with her.
It makes sense.
Where'd you get the mask at?
Try it again.
Oh, down in Essex, where you live.
Mr. Bean's on toast.
I see why these guys aren't comedy writers.
Yeah, yeah.
That's really good.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
The Menendez...
Who did you get to Bobby?
He's Spring Roll, Jelly Roll's second cousin.
Yeah.
Spring Roll.
Spring Roll.
What's his famous song?
What's the one he sings?
Jelly Roll?
Why can't I think of it?
I did do a show with him.
I mean, it was on a show that he was on.
And what a nice guy.
Jelly Roll.
What's the name of the song?
Can we hear it?
Save Me.
That's the one.
Save Me is really famous, right?
I don't know.
I want to hear it.
Yeah.
You want to hear it?
Just for a second.
I know what you're going to do.
Can I take your instincts?
No.
Yeah.
Let me guess your comedy instincts right now.
No.
Yeah.
No.
I know.
Okay, good.
Do it.
Play it.
Let's see it.
Play it.
Someone to save me.
Damn it.
Save me from myself.
Oh, damn it.
I know.
You beat me.
You beat me.
You beat me.
I was waiting to catch you off guard.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was really good.
That worked.
Yeah, that was really good.
Save me.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, you beat me to the-
Come on, Spring Roll.
Let me hear you.
Save me.
I don't even know what the song is.
Have someone save me.
Save me from myself.
Have someone save me.
Save me from myself.
Okay, very good.
Really good.
Yeah.
Can I just tell you what's-
Ladies and gentlemen, Spring Roll.
Save me from myself.
I got to tell you what's going on with me.
Okay.
What?
What have we-
What?
What's wrong?
Happy birthday, by the way.
I love you.
Thank you so much.
What are you going to tell me?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Why am I-
I want to hear it, but can I also clear the air with something else?
Okay.
To the boys.
What's-
And you.
What?
Bobby sent me the nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday.
Wow.
The nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday.
The nicest.
Read it.
You want me to read it to everybody?
Yeah, I'm going to read it.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to tell you why I sent it.
Okay.
After you read it.
Okay.
Here we go.
By the way, people still think I gave you a quarter million dollar chance.
I know.
Every-
Yeah.
Are people the dumbest people on earth?
Are you guys all dumb?
They're great.
No, I love our fans.
Our fans are great.
But what are we talking about?
Do you guys really think I gave them a fucking-
What are you talking about?
All right.
Here we go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Is that not-
Oh, okay.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
All right.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
All right.
I apologize.
Happy birthday, Andrew.
I just want to say you're one of my favorite people I've ever met.
You're not only a friend, but family to me.
You've been by my side during my toughest moments, and I'll never forget it.
That being said, no object can hold more value than my heartfelt words,
and therefore, I've gone with a non-materialistic approach to your gift this
year.
In quotes, your gift is coming.
I love you, and happy birthday, brother.
And I wrote back, who wrote this?
And I said-
I wrote, I love you so much.
It took me an hour.
I appreciate your-
I knew it took you a long time, because it was really good.
I appreciate your friendship more than I can say.
Okay.
You're my family forever, and then we texted a little more.
And then he sent a picture of throw-up, vomit.
Okay, I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to tell you about it.
A picture of vomit right after a heartfelt speech.
I'm going to tell you about what's going on.
Yeah.