Name: Filipino TikTok
Uploaded: 2024-11-02T16:30:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Filipino TikTok' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Filipino TikTok' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-02. Transcript available.

oh my god can i tell you what happened yeah about niche yeah give me niche all
right so
the first night we're at this camping trip we were not actually camping we're
at a restaurant
for the first night just eating yeah and yamanika black female comic one of the
funniest people on
planet earth oh yeah in new york you know right yeah and she was talking about
algorithms so that
i told about me and carlos's algorithm is that her cousin very funny and then i
very funny thanks
very good and i go i go well and i showed her like a video that i would watch
and it was
like an african man eating a monkey yeah and she saw it that's not in her
algorithm
you showed her a video of an african man eating a money started crying yeah
what at the table
she got mad at you because you showed her a video of a man eating a monkey yeah
why would you show her
that i was giving her an example of don't my algorithms oh okay i shouldn't eat
this can you
take this away yeah please please please before it makes now the vomit's cakey
you got into a big fight
with her not only that she refused to eat dinner because of the monkey eating
video yeah i couldn't
believe it well yeah and then bobby kelly i don't know why he would do this he
just got found monkey
noises no yeah like 20 minutes later just playing them and he just played it
right just randomly
right and then me and jim and robert kelly laughed to the point where we had to
leave because we're in
a room yeah we had to leave the room and we were in this hallway side you know
i mean and she's just
sitting there you know i mean pissed yeah but then we were laughing so hard
like uncontrollably where i
couldn't breathe like we could not breathe right even norton is she still mad
at you no then she
starts laughing no and that's how that breaks it up that breaks that breaks it
up as long as you go
far enough there yeah that she laughs to bring it back what are you doing i'm
not i'm not kidding
when i say this you have to finish that cake you took a big piece yeah yeah it's
not right look at
this it's not right you took that piece i didn't do that it's not right but i
just wanted to say on
tick tock you can also watch porn in it how golly how like my grandpa from the
philippines here we
go here we go yeah here we go we know all the tidbits about the tick tock philippine
wait your
grandfather watches porn on tick tock yeah that's what my mom says like oh he's
watching porn again in
the in on tick tock can you not just watch it on regular internet he likes tick
tock yeah he likes
tick tock you can watch porn on tick tock i don't think so i think you can do
it on twitter twitter has
porn stuff yeah i'll tell you what's incredible by the way here i was in my
hotel in like kentucky or
indiana or whatever do you know about this yeah tell me about this thing a lot
of these states okay
they block porn you can't watch it like you go if you go to pornhub they block
it you have to
you have to do look it up you have to do like vpn vpn yeah yeah but if i didn't
have a vpn on my new
phone so you have to log in and register porn hub is blocked in texas all these
places are they
they want but not all sites almost all of them no i mean i got paid sites well
i called i called greg
fitzsimmons and he told me the ones to he was like i got the side yeah i have
the sites yeah the
webcams still work yeah but look texas missouri arkansas louisiana mississippi
virginia north
carolina wow and utah they blocked porn hub they want you to log in with your
information
so you can watch porn yeah they do that now here there's a whole new security
chick in even
california no i can watch turn on porn hub right now not not in the sites that
i have i have to go
through like i have to go through five processes to even get on now we got a
login you got to do like
a retinal scan to do a face scan and then what thumbprints you have to do a
thumbprint yeah yeah all
that bobby lee welcome back for the seventh time today happy halloween happy
happy halloween happy
halloween we talk about our favorite horror movies oh yes what would you be
yours my favorite horror
movie of all time is white chicks yeah pretty scary what's your favorite horror
movie well i said for
years hereditary but um i think the best movie is uh let the right one in let
the right one in
shut the up you even know what i'm saying why do you say it like that let the
right one why are you
saying it like that you saw it that's a movie you saw it now that is it what's
it about i'll tell you
exactly what have you ever seen let the right one in yeah you've seen it yeah
it's so good what's it
about what's it about it's about um a white person oh that's yes that is true
it is about a white yeah
and he only lets the right ones in right so he's a bouncer at a nightclub yeah
and a guy comes up and
he's like sir no baseball hats no jean shorts you know and he that's what
happens it's a bouncer at a
nightclub no i thought it was about a southern country club it's a southern it's
a bouncer at
a southern country club country club in the 1960s yeah he's a bouncer at a
country yeah yeah and it's
like nah nah he says that a lot nah nah and then what we we have our own clubs
yeah what do you mean
what that's what that's what the movie is about and so he has to choose which
one he lets in yeah
yeah and he lets the right come on man no no we let go no baseball hats pal
okay all right sorry
there's a dress code that's not what it's about there's a dress code yeah what
is it about
what that's the real or joking either way at this point at this point yeah um
what the
the jesus are you gonna puke no i'm fine okay but um it's considered if you
look up the scariest
the best vampire movies of all time it's probably either one or two in every
list better than dracula
yeah better than dracula probably in the one or two if you say the greatest
vampire movies
probably top three type in greatest vampire movie of all time so it's from dust
till dawn interview with
the vampire dracula that's the list no no that's just go down to like mojo or
like any of the lists
like they have a list yeah that do that then okay and go to top three okay 25
best vampire movies of
all time all right number one or 20 no that's 25 no nosferatu yeah that's great
go to two
thirst go to one bram stoker's dracula what did i say go to four dracula go to
four go to four number
one dracula afflict five fuck six you're dark yeah oh yeah there it is let the
right one in so sixth
top six not even top five okay and mine was number one dracula number one yeah
but i would i
still would in my opinion this is better than dracula you thank you no chance
bram stoker
yeah bram stoker this movie ram two words pal bram stoker
go down also look at him right hey bud bram stoker
is that will ferrell yeah it's the same character that he was in no francis ford
coppola did that
come on yeah it's a coppola movie yeah it's the best yeah i mean it's probably
the second best
megalapa is number one no um so can i tell you what the little one ryan one is
about yeah it's a young
swedish boy okay in the 19 probably 70s probably early 80s it seems like the 70s
alfredson yes little
swedish boy yeah and tiny oscar he's a single mom you can tell that he's been
bullied people have a
picked on to me
oscar you're on fire today i get the picket on today i'm so glad
so um so he's being picked on stop yeah yeah stop and he goes outside and what
he does he has no
friends i don't have any friends yeah yeah now i'm you yeah just little swedish
boy don't have any
friends so he's at nights he's he stands outside and he takes that little knife
i will stand outside
with little knife yeah and he stabs a tree i killed the tree and he as if he's
fighting back the bullies
yeah but at the same time he sees that there's somebody moving in
to an apartment and he sees an old man and a little girl move into apartment
and then he looks up and it's
at night and then he sees the old man put uh cardboard on the windows that no
light gets in
and then a couple of nights later cardboard so no light gets in cardboard or
light would still get
through like newspapers cardboard there's layers newspaper wouldn't do it
either yeah if you do a
layers though a couple layers of duvetyne maybe some blackout okay okay i mean
it's really tough
really block out light completely is really hard i know i've been trying it for
years you're on fire
today well i kidnapped this your instincts every every instinct is the right
instinct wow so tell
me i am telling you but then you but you're but here's what i why i don't want
to tell you because
i'm doing comedy stuff no you know not just comedy stuff right because i'm
telling you i didn't control
it was i the set designer for the movie i wish you were i know but i didn't
raise my head dude we
should get we should get fucking light blockers i don't know what's it called
what's that yeah
light blockers yeah whatever you know what i mean that's why they wouldn't hire
me
you know what i mean you think this is one of the best vampire movies of all i'm
not done with
the fucking description of the fucking movie guy yeah all right so any what
boring this guy's putting
cardboard up in the windows to block out the light right then then the next
night the kid's out there
and oscar yeah and he looks and there's like a there's like a jungle jimmy kind
of area oh and
he looks and there's a there's the girl on top of the jungle gym barefoot right
you know i mean and
they start talking she's just on the top yeah she's on top right and then um
they form a relationship
you know i mean they become friends how old like we're talking ten eight eight
to ten yeah
and formidable years and then she tells him um that's when i started having
crushes eight to ten
formidable years
i'm just saying i know but that is when you're on fire like this and i'm not
i like it you're cruising yeah i'm cruising for a bruise