Name: Rudy was HORRIFIED by this...
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy was HORRIFIED by this...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-06. Transcript available.

so i'm going to tell everyone what happened let's be truthful yeah okay i have
no idea what happened
i mean you canceled you canceled cobs and i apologize i'm gonna i'm gonna make
up the dates
in february and i'm gonna give you guys the best show you'll ever have seen all
right so that's a
promise to you and i apologize but what happened was i didn't know how to use
the ozempic pen
and i put the four times the amount in my body right okay right and so what
happened before i
you i put it in my body is i i thought well i'm not going to be eating so i'm
going to have one
fiesta a mexican fiesta so i brought i got potato taquitos a carne asada burrito
guacamole chips
right and i gorged any queso look queso queso i love me do you like queso i
like queso no queso
queso queso queso that's how mike tyson says queso yeah pass me some of the queso
yeah
so what so i gorged and immediately i stuck the pin in my stomach yeah right
but what happened was
my food wasn't digested i mean obviously you're you know right when you eat you're
so the ozempic was
like hey what's going on in here what's up in here dog what what's going on in
here oh yeah more like
this hey hey what's going on here who's this burrito guy yeah so you out burrito
out taquitos out
so i um puked all over the studio no i puked so i took a nap and i woke up gargling
yeah there were
bubble guts right so then i did the puke at what macone cleaned at my house did
you not have time to
go to your bathroom you are you it was because i've never how we've lived
together for have you ever
seen me vomit never wow yeah that's i'm diarrhea guy yeah that's your thing
yeah i'm the king of
that other end yeah i do the other end only okay has anybody else ever thrown
up at your home
no that's the first puke in that house probably wow yeah so then i came here
then you had with a
little birthday cake we had a little bit i had to eat some you had to right i
had to eat some and
and then we did the promo and i knew we tried why don't we play it for the fans
yeah watch this
come play with us forever and ever and ever bobby's breathing swallows look at
him big breath
come play with us that's it
keep watching keep watching keep watching this the last this one's the best one
it's so much it's so much
dude i think we got it we got it and let me say we got it are you okay
and so but these vomits though that's how we're violent yeah that looked like
it hurt but now
every hour at home i didn't even sleep in my room i slept in your old room and
i left the door open
so i could go right to the bathroom because your the bathroom is close to the
door you just slept in
the tub yeah and every hour that kind of it was the worst 24 hours 48 hours did
you lose any weight
i'm still fat and that's you know what i mean and that's the problem yeah yeah
here's another thing
about ozempic that i wanted to talk about yeah is is that i'm not eating at all
and so i i i feel so
tired because i'm not eating any protein since when
because last night was a pretty good one what do you mean you at you at my
house you had like seven
sausages no i didn't i didn't have seven i had dude oh we counted no stop all
right i had one sausage
right a quarter of your pretzel no yeah you had a half a pretzel no i didn't
there wasn't a half
you gave me a corner it was a half yeah but i didn't finish it okay i didn't
finish it there's
no proof of that yeah and then i ate um some of your delicious apple turnover
that turnovers are
with your homemade homemade whipped cream whipped cream right so good right so
it sounds like ozempic's
really kicking into full gear but i only had a little bit of it that was all i
ate the whole day
you didn't have anything no that was it the whole day okay you know that was my
meal and so today
when we had the we went to a michelin star restaurant right which was very nice
and that's where i ate
fish it is the first time you had fish yeah yeah ever and i ate uh some uh caviar
what was in there
too we had uh what was inside of it it was a it was like crab right some crab
inside and then some eel
and so that uh eel and sticky right and i and this is i swear if you watch
naked and afraid
yeah love it okay you know it's a survival show and they haven't eaten in four
days and when they
actually finally eat protein they can feel it in their body okay sometimes they
get really sick
because their body's not used to it yeah but sometimes they're like i can feel
it gives them
immediate energy all right not that that happened
german sausages didn't do it for you what i'm saying is but you instantly feel
better yeah
you know what i mean you feel you feel like you're you're like i yeah without
today's dinner we had
i would be so tired did you eat any breakfast no no lunch no so what are you
doing today just water
are you drinking anything i'm electrolytes so like gatorade yeah and i've
gotten i've gotten ivs every
day don't do that every day yeah i need nausea you're not supposed to get an iv
every day just
three days in a row that's every day exactly yeah that's not good i know and
then well they
couldn't even find the hole you're gonna have track marks on your arm we're
gonna think you're
using again so yeah but i needed the um the nausea medication oh because you
don't they with
ozempic don't they usually prescribe you and they didn't they didn't so i i i
feel bad about the um
the cobs i apologize for that and then um now the big question will i continue
to use it
i don't know yet how long do you have to take don't you isn't there there's got
to be a minimum
amount of time they need you to take it before it because you can't like just
go right off it's
probably really bad for you do you do it in the morning you shoot yourself in
the morning
you only do it once a week according clinical trials uh look at the side
effects of it's
called samegalitude yeah the active ingredient in those people lose an average
about five
percent of body weight between week six and twelve you got to go 12 weeks i
gotta go 12 weeks the
most benefit out of i don't like the name it sounds like shmegma shmegmalitude
scientific research
suggests you need to be taking it for at least a year i'll go a year i don't
know man yeah yeah i'll go
a year what do you chelsea handler does it yeah you guys are kind of the same
yeah yeah and she swears
by it but i feel like you're gonna be ugly once you're skinny i see but that's
not no that's true
that's not the consensus on the street you're attractive okay let me just say
something right
now the fucking hawk to a girl what's her name hawk to a hayley hayley well
well right you know what
she and i'm gonna start a war with this lady right now dude why because i'm
gonna tell you why okay okay
she's on her podcast and she has a couple of girls on it right yeah and they
put up a photo i guess
they had put in kim jong-un in replace of just all i'm jung-un did the hawk to
a show no they
fucking we can't get kim jong-un i know what the are you guys doing right and
and then they go we
didn't know you had bobby lee on the podcast and then and then hawk to a goes i
did have him because
she looked at the photo and she goes oh there is bobby lee she thought i was
kim jong-un
it's kind of cool no it's not it's kind of cool he's so famous i know but yeah
you would you'd love
to be that famous you can't go anywhere in north korea without being recognized
and praised that's
your dream i should go there yes that's what you're saying that's your dream
you could be the kim jong-un
south korea yeah or it could be like one of those movies where there's an
assassination so they put
in a fake kim jong-un you could be that i'm the fake kim jong-un right and you
go to north you go to
south korea you know i come hello everybody he's back and he's hip yeah yeah he's
friends with all the
cool kids yeah he's i come up with new yeah yeah yeah he's doing the fun south
korean dab everybody i
get on i get on television psy becomes your best friend no no no he's doing his
own
gag yeah my own three everybody know korea welcome i i dress you once a week
this time
right what do you think and then some music right i don't know anyway so that's
why i'm losing weight
for hock tua not just that not just how to it's just like you know people are
saying now that i'm
fat i don't like it look at me you're not fat i am no you're not no you're not
no you're not no you're
not fat you are the shape you're supposed to be fat i just don't feel good
about myself well i want
you to feel good that's it because i love you all right i mean that's enough
said so i'm gonna try
this out you should feel good about yourself without the ozempic is what i'm
trying to say
because that's a negative place to be if that's what you think it's going to
take to get you to
a good place with yourself but it has been working for people but what does
that mean does it work for
a peer or just a physical because this needs to change too you need to oh here
we go what the
are you doing what are we doing well there's a there's a bunch of there's a
bunch of people on
the internet that talk about the psychology of ozempic these people also need
you but you should be
prescribed to therapists and ozempic don't puke sorry sorry please
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