Name: Bobby Lee Defends Asian Culture
Uploaded: 2024-11-13T18:30:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Defends Asian Culture' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Defends Asian Culture' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-13. Transcript available.

that man is bisexual actually who bat or robin oh he's bisexual yeah i figured
that i could feel
that yeah yeah i figured that yeah um it's an interesting um why another bird
when the writers
were treating batman you know i mean why does it have to be a bird right you
know what i mean yeah
because batman's a bird is a bat a bird a bat it's a marsupial it's a marsupial
oh it's not even
am i right wrong about that you're right oh it's not a bat or bird it's a
mammal yeah oh that's
interesting yeah i did not know that bats are they give they yeah oh yeah and
they give birth to the
yes yeah is that isn't that trait of a mammal yeah right i think so do you know
for sure or no but
it sounds right all right jamone jamone we're gonna go back to jamone jamone it's
not a food then yeah
that's not a jamone that's a bat but anyway yeah yeah so all mammals give birth
through the yes right
so the reptiles lay eggs platypus this guy there's always one yeah yeah yeah
yeah
what what it was a man without lays eggs yeah there's always a caitlin jenner
in the fucking
he does he does kind of look like he does kind of look like a woman from the
future yeah yeah right
yeah yeah like what a woman's gonna be in like 2075 yeah it looked like so
anyway um that's interesting
so aside from the platypus what are these mammals that don't lay eggs or they
do lay eggs so give me a
mammal that lays eggs the etchedness oh okay wow what is that do you want to
put that in a soup
it's a spice
me yeah oh because i'm asian yeah yeah yeah you know when white people say like
they stuff like that it
really makes me mad because i'll tell you why right it's funny though i know
but the thing is is that i
i mean poor white people eat squirrels yeah right it's like you're eating the
things that are around
you right in your environment it's not the chinese are going oh i heard that
austria there's a wombat
you know man we're gonna go there we're gonna eat that you know if a wombat was
in their backyard
they would eat it right right but they're not they're not like going out to
like eat weird thing
they're just you know surviving based on the land but we've evolved to like
burger king
right right and i i would i want to say is that what is that thing called this
akadena
yeah i bet you that meat is better than a burger like a big mac oh yeah like uh
like if you ate um
what they were saying in um with the in wuhan they were eating um what is the
panda lens or something
like that what does wuhan have anything to do with it and why are you doing
this dude i don't like
this you know on tiktok you know you know the hand gestures yeah to have power
over the room yeah i know when you guys do that so stop doing that because you're
not that doesn't
work with me yeah all this stuff that you're trying to do with your hands yeah
like this to grab like
dominance like this yeah yeah yeah don't do this i know what that means dude
yeah i'm kidding that's
okie dokie yeah no they anyway this these types of things yeah yeah yeah yeah
because that thing
whatever that thing is yeah it's just all up in their trees and shit yeah it's
disgusting i thought
that was jeremiah i know what you're saying yeah yeah he has one of those he's
got that nose that look
i saw him yesterday he's great he's an underdeveloped white he is an underdeveloped
yeah
yeah like there's a couple of he should have been been in the oven for a couple
more yeah when i see
when i look when i see him every time i see him i go seven months oh yeah yeah
he went out seven
months yeah he goes why you mean he tapped out yeah he's tough but he's funny
yeah well that's
interesting yeah yeah he is underdeveloped but you know you have whites in new
york that are
undeveloped as well yeah yeah yeah we but but i but i do think if if you're
going to take
the an american white gillis shane gillis his face is underdeveloped underdeveloped
yeah
but brain oh but but his brain is is developed well but his face is underdeveloped
it's as much as
his face was in the womb for too long yes yeah he was baked for too long it
looks like it looks
like even where his eyes went you know he started bubbling yeah yeah it's like
god was making him and
you know he had like that soft dough a beautiful thing yeah yeah just at the
last minute yeah right
on his face all right he just smushed he dropped it he switched it yeah he
dropped it out of the
the oven he just smushed it a little bit like that but he said but as he was
going i said i feel bad
he goes let me give let me make him a comic genius and he went like that oh
yeah yeah yeah because
he said his face is i i up yeah yeah yeah how about me he forgot that i don't
think that that he forgot
what the the sprinkle the sprinkle yeah on me yeah yeah wait wait i'm sorry andres
you're saying i'm
sprinklers yeah hey you man yeah you think they forgot the sprinkles on me i
think yeah yeah i think
i think he put you in the in a walk and he just yeah yeah yeah i think i think
with you i think with
you dude yeah is that he goes i want to make a good looking white right because
sometimes he's in that
mood god right he said well watch i'm gonna spend five hours right yeah but
then he's like couldn't
finish it then he had to do something else right maybe there was a hurricane he
had to deal with
right yeah so he goes hey mom joe right some guy that works there he goes put
in the brain
and mom joe mom joe went to the right wrong department yeah i mean he went to
like the fat
in celly you know what i mean yeah with the weird guy department yeah he went
maybe this one right
and he put in the brain sent you down and then god was mad like what the fuck
mom joe yeah yeah you
know because then he can't that once he puts you down the chute he can't take
you back can't take
you back that's it yeah yeah yeah so now i'm stuck you're saying with kind of a
dumb incel brain but
yeah but still bright it's insane it's crazy it's crazy well because you know
big people that don't
have the good look you know you know a lot of comics that don't have the look
yeah right a lot
of them don't make it right but they still have the brain right but then they
you know right you
what why are you saying right i'm just listening yeah but i don't even know
what i'm saying
why would you say right because i'm connected to you dude we're so connected we
are doing joe
mon joe man go back to joe man okay let me take another guess at what it is you're
saying it's not a food
yeah i already yeah did you tell me what it was already i think yeah i did but
what did you say
no you have to what okay do you not listen okay so uh did i say it already no
oh i didn't okay it's
not cabbage bread what was it yeah i did say it yeah i did say it thank you so
much yeah i did say it
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so they were the original people but they didn't look asian
well there's
also a group of people called yayoy which was no really yayoy's right that i
think they mixed together
and they came out with i don't know yeah you always there we go there we go so
the jomon's are to the
left does that look asian yes of course that was the left yeah that looks more
like i don't know like
kazakhstan really to the oh to the left yeah that guy okay the guy closest to
carlos is jomon no the one
no the one close right yeah carlos is that's yayoy yeah yayoy is gooky yeah
okay yeah yayoy so yayoy
so they're saying that the koreans actually came from the first one to the left
combination of the
two that's crazy yeah that that i don't see how that how that one yeah works
because the one on the
left just looks like hassan minaj yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah i
thought yeah i thought that
he had a netflix one-man show that guy but then the asian one the asian one i
could tell that that
looks like a very handsome young korean boy yeah yeah he looks he looks good
but i'm just wondering
you know that's probably over years of crossbreeding too probably yeah of
course i mean we all have we
all have a little bit of everyone in us that's why culture to me is so silly
when people try to defend
their culture it's like whatever your culture is today it's because it was into
your ancestors uh
hundreds and hundreds of years ago by the enemy so stop saying we're all just
one culture you and i are
are more we are more joe we're joma yeah i'm getting kind of into history
myself and i realized
that um you know civilizations the only way they can evolve is through war that's
it you mean and
conquer because then you absorb other cultures into your and it actually
improves you know i mean a
civilization they're they're that's a joe mohan that's a joe mohan okay that
right there yeah now
that kind of looks that does well that actually to be honest like steve bernie
i was just gonna say
yeah that's like kind of that's a semi-asian yeah and you could see him wear a
suit and do
practical jokes yeah yeah like that that guy i could see that whatever he's
doing that guy i could see
i could see him i don't know what the fuck steve is doing lately but that's
what he's doing lately
that's what he's yeah i could bring a suit we're doing politics politics yeah
yeah i could see him
on tbs that guy looks like he's with this guy right here yeah that's a tbs yeah
yeah yeah yeah he
looks um but that's joe mohan he looks little too he looks like a tiny little
asian he looks like um you
know like uh the russian dolls like how they have they get smaller like you
look like you'd be the
top oh yeah oh yeah let me see i have some at home yeah it's a bigger one and
you open it up and it's
a more how many how many openings am i no no i'm saying we'll start with you
and then that little
guy oh i'm the big one that's the yeah all right oh so oh you open open
somebody for openings exactly
that wow exactly yeah yes that's what i think yeah he's he's the little one he's
the one you get to
right and the deepest layer that's really what that's who you look like on the
inside that's who's
always mad but but also notice that's who makes the mistakes but notice there
is based on that photo
what have we taken from that koreans they're still like that that's basically
yeah that koreans right
still have still have based on that photo the the the same exact facial hair as
you no big head
we were a big head of people big head little body yes yes i find that to be
very interesting
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