Name: Bobby Lee CANNOT BREAK This Guy!
Uploaded: 2024-11-19T18:30:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee CANNOT BREAK This Guy!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee CANNOT BREAK This Guy!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-19. Transcript available.

because i did a firefighter show you did a firefighter show what did you say a
firefighter
show what do you think i said a firefighter show it's a firefighter show it
sounds the same
just slow it down do it one more time i did a firefighter fire fighter show
that's not what i
said and that's fire fighter show bro bro come on dude it's a fire fighter show
right go ahead
raya was there um fireball
oh you can is that what he says
hi you can wait what is it how you can
no in street fighter is it street fighter yeah street fighter street fighter
hadouken hadouken
that's what he says hadouken oh yeah yeah it's hadouken okay
hadouken uh new wave motion or fist of surge special attack from capcom street
fighter
anyway sorry so you're at a firefighter show
am i saying it right i think so yeah a fire fireman show
yeah that's gay yeah sounds like a little gay burlesque yeah yeah we're gonna
put you out
oh well then forget it no come on i mean i don't want to partake anymore you
were at a firefighter
yeah god it's a dead end huh not at the firefighter show your ends always open
so i was so it was a benefit
show at the improv and it was so it was me griffin right amir k and fitz simmons
i love amir i love
fitz fits right and griff i love griff right but the first part of the show was
firefighters doing stand-up
oh like local la department yeah yeah and they had about eight of them it was
to raise money for these
guys it was like some sort of benefit for fire people what is going on with
this they're always
handing out buckets they need money these guys what's going on with these guys
dude fighting fire is
expensive they're never doing it water you need what else do you need that's it
dude they're never
fighting fire just water oh you gotta have a dog you gotta you need the dalmatian
you do yeah yeah
yeah for optics right no they go or maybe the shiny red you know paint yeah the
fire you gotta shine
that up the what the fire truck yeah it's already pre-shined yeah but so yeah
those are extra shiny
see that's why it starts to get real gay they're in the firehouse they're clear
they're shining it up
all day with their shirts up they're just lifting weights they have their hoses
out there's there's a
pole there's a pole they're raising money in a floor glory hole a flory
gigantic flory hole a flory hole
of milking table with earth yeah kind of yeah no you can do that like on a
beach you can lay i have
no idea what you're saying continue the story okay anyway um don't give him too
much air time
so you know i went early we all went early and number one they killed no way
yeah one after another
i'm not kidding you who was in the crowd people whose houses were on fire no no
no no other fire
people oh it's all fire people yeah it's all firemen well that's why they no
but no but they were
actually okay like who wrote the jokes for them i don't know and they all had
different point of views
they all went it got to the point though dude where me griffin and amir were
standing there and we all
were holding each other going what if we bomb it would be because we're
supposed to be the pros yeah
right so then eric goes up there he does good i'm next right and i don't know
why i brought this
up because you brought up the two um two black guys watching right and this
dude this blonde dude had
shades on you know how sometimes they get martin lawrence-y yeah a hundred
percent you know what
i mean like they get like like bite any yeah like you know me they just get all
hold on just get all
like where am i you know what i mean what are you talking about dude they get
all i was with you with
martin lawrence i lost me i don't know he was an older black guy right he's
wearing like a brown
tracksuit he was wearing shades and he was just kind of going where am i you
know what i mean was
he on stage no he was off to the side okay you know how you go down the stairs
he was sitting there
with shades with a beautiful his wife yeah you know i mean but they're older
and he also they like
to say i don't say they that's insane that's insane what i'm doing i know what
you were saying
no no no yeah but you know he had like one leg on something like this like this
i think like this
as if he was in a park on a bench drinking lemonade in a nice summer day and
you know what
color it is it's pink it's purple it's pink it's grape they black people love
pink lemonade they do
the way that we love arnold palmer so this guy right i was observing him yeah
he was dying laughing at
every fireman okay okay he was a fireman himself i don't know i didn't ask him
he must have you know
and um he was laughing but then when i went on ice cold ice cold like a river
nothing nothing not
a smile not a smirk not a wince he almost looked mad when i'm when i get
nervous yeah and i have to do
well i start getting real weird fast yeah i know i mean i i make my hair weird
but i like it i stumble
on stage like a character you know what i mean and i just start going peep peep
peep you know what
i mean you know me poking my pee pee you know what i mean like i literally go
like that right and he
our media's like nah no he didn't like that i crushed still but still he i
couldn't break him
yeah you never will i will no you will not one day i will sir wherever you are
yeah come back to a
show sir let's see if we can really crack you yeah anyway um do you know how
much money they raised
for firefighters i didn't ask my grandfather was a firefighter you know that i've
talked to him over
the years and i said you know cops get a lot of like flack you know cops are
always they're always
like uh cops are racist you know this is a lot of flack people say i don't know
about that you never
heard this never heard that good but i think it's interesting that people
always say like oh cops are
racist all the cops are battle cops are racist firefighters never no one ever
says that about them
i don't think they are oh they are they are i'll tell you what can i give you a
theory maybe yeah dude
they're just stronger cops yeah imagine it's a job that you have yeah when only
one specific event
happens yeah right so there could be a month that goes by no or like you're a
robbery is there a fire
every day no right so what i'm saying is that i assume months go by they rescue
cats from trees
they do but you all right 176 fire stations exist now how many fires are there
in the united
cities no but in la in la i will say this out every day look at this
approximately 17 000 fires in the
city that also includes like small shop for front fire that's yeah that's not a
big that's not yeah
exactly it's not real it's not unreal arson that includes arson arson so 46 a
day also then they're
always working they're probably pretty busy yeah okay well then my theory's
wrong i always assume like you
know they're just playing like jenga up there in the firehouse you know what i
mean and then oh man
you know what i mean i don't know why i said it like that but like oh man fire
let's go and they
go down the pool they have way more medical emergencies in the west hollywood
fire department
that's all medical emergency oh that's what they leave they uh because we i
used to you know we used
to um because when you get something stuck up your ass they got to be there for
all that no colada
used to get heart murmurs no i get them all the time and then we call the
ambulance no i don't do
it and a fire truck would come sometimes they have to yeah yeah yeah they come
why though
why what why the fire truck with the ambulance they want to show off their big
ladder
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!