Name: Bobby Lee BETRAYED by Andrew Santino!?
Uploaded: 2024-11-21T18:30:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee BETRAYED by Andrew Santino!?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee BETRAYED by Andrew Santino!?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-21. Transcript available.

yeah i feel like you and i are best friends right you're my best friend one of
my best friends
you're my best friend i have a couple you're the only one for me no i know you
have a couple
name one charlie day that's not my best friend he's a buddy you're my best and
anyway and we
share things yes fluids yeah right um ideas um also our loves and dislikes that's
true okay
and um i don't like it when you hoard things though what did i keep from you i'm
gonna tell
you in a second okay okay i don't like it when you hoard things and i draw the
line here okay okay
don't do that well what is it don't do that with your nose well that's why i
get nervous okay so um
i was at the comedy store the other night maybe a week ago yeah and brent morin
goes
there's a great restaurant okay and i go really and he goes i think it's you
know arrivals
like the best why you're smiling i know what it is i know exactly what i know i
know you know all
right i know you know okay okay so he said it's blvd but aventura yeah i had no
idea about it right
right so in my mind i'm you know i'm on a date we go make reservations i sit
down and um the waiter
comes up to me and the manager and they go finally and i go finally what they
go well andrew comes here
twice a week stop stop this is the truth and i'm telling you the truth and i
don't like it when
people laugh at trulism it's insane it's not insane twice a week twice a week
and we were wondering when
you're going to come in here right and i went huh yeah like how many that's
they go a lot he comes in a
lot no he doesn't i'm going to tell you why this is true okay in a second okay
okay wow you never really
ever mentioned it right and then um the food's great it's it's excellent
delicious excellent right
and then you i text you the picture of the picture of the menu and i said and
you go oh yeah that place
is great and i said i'm close yeah and i yeah i'm close and i go there all the
time and i said can i
come over after no yes i did oh maybe and what i'm saying is that bond you hoarded
that restaurant i did
not yeah you did and you know what dude this is i'll start hoarding pissing me
off i'll start hoarding
friends um restaurants and yogurt shops and coffee shops and everything right
and keep secrets to
myself that's up dude no dude that's a great restaurant okay this you do it all
the time such
you do it all the time such an exaggeration he does it all the time i've shared
more than i've taken
away another one a mexican restaurant he's done at which one i forgot what it
was called but you're
like and then and i go to the spot or no what it was is italian restaurant
remember that italian
restaurant near our house yes yeah and you go and we're sitting there and you
go yeah come here
i've been coming here for years right and it's like two minutes from my house i
go hmm never heard of it
yeah but that first of all yeah so it's hoarding thing i share more than i want
i share more than
i hoard hey hey bobby is here saying the manager at boulevard blvd says that i
go there uh twice a
week or i i go there all the time how many times have we gone there thank you
we've only been was it
in the same week same week no no yeah months apart twice that you're aware of
bobby why why is that not
the truth i've i've only been twice thank you so much thank you thank you that's
in your
face that's not did she's always been on your side no you know you know in a
war she's
on your side but first of all yeah yeah twice a week is chaos what i want to
say is i will never
i don't hoard from you and i and i and it's not deliberate but i've introduced
you to a lot of
spots let's be honest i've taken you to spots and i've gone i think you'd like
this and he knows
that's true and you go this is really good thank you for telling me yeah but
when you say i've been
coming for years then it kind of hurts man that's fine that place is brand new
but the italian place
was my little spot yes that was are you heard of that i should admit that no
fine that's fine okay
so you know why all right can i tell you why because i like to go alone i used
to like to go to that
place alone okay so sometimes when i was your quiet time in a fancy italian
restaurant
yeah i've seen you eat alone thank you yeah i have no friends oh me either what
you're the only guy i
know do you what hello hello oh my god you are doctor friend
you're professor friend dude dude you have so many friends you're the guy of
friends dude did i go to the
med school for friends yeah let me see you're always i'm on a golfing trip with
all your friends let
me tell you i'm alone when i walk in a room oh my god i can't even believe when
i walk in a room
well you guys don't back me up either you know he has more friends when i walk
in a room the theme
song of friends comes on that's how many friends i have everywhere i go i'll be
there or cheer yeah
where everybody knows your name that's you you're cheers it is bobby's bomb
bomb yeah yeah you have
friends that was really good that was really good thank you but but also um carlos
all right um let's
be can we i'll be honest yeah you don't hang out with a lot exactly you're just
like on date thank
you so professor friend okay this sounds like a you thing than a me thing and i'm
your best friend
or one of them apparently you don't have any friends so i'm not even your best
friend you
don't even have any friends that's more you're almost there i should be there
you're almost there
dude who else you change some of your behaviors what the hoarding no yeah yeah
open yours open your
heart completely name one person name one person on earth that's not blood to
you that
cares about cares about you the way i care about you and it's gene hong gene hong
does he check in
yeah i could text you right now he texted me today what did he say today i'll
show you
i'm glad you said that bring it bring it up let me see he's your best friend
yeah he goes um
we when can we do dinner and catch up yeah i said this weekend what he said
what's the previous text
he goes uh he goes did you eat yet i'm hungry and dumb already ate i go i'm on
olympic and i go i knew
it he goes i knew it i'm going to be the fat one in the group now then saturday
goes dinner didn't
respond to that the fat one wait wait wait the group oh this is interesting
like the group of the
friends that's interesting that's an interesting thing to bring up your honor
did you just interesting
interesting interesting the group which means dumbfounded okay okay who else is
in your little
group ally wong who else in your little group we want to give me oh yeah we
went bowling but who else
is in your group ronnie chang but asians are not considered ken john yeah wait
wait asians are
considered a full complete person five like clowns you're five to one like
clowns right if like some
80 of us come out of the car it's like one person well five to one right one
person so my point is is
that you can't count that i think it's also when i do asian korean gatherings
right they just happen
to be there that's what friends do yeah you just happen to show up you know and
it's like a ching
chong fest i don't know what else to call it you know it's an asian fest yeah
yeah i i read the i
should have read that text yeah it gave it away yeah you buried yourself yeah i
buried myself in
that you buried yourself that's why i'm you know i'd be a bad lawyer i would
forget things yeah oh no
you just yeah you would just give them information they should they should have
yeah yeah yeah by the
way speaking of lawyers we let's not go to this oh no oh no i know now let's
get it over with no
okay you asked me why i was bummed out lately yeah i think that was the
foundation of it
so i did see that i i sent this to you you you rubbed it in my face last week
no i didn't no i
didn't i what i said was you rubbed it you rubbed it in my mind i said it's
blasphemy
and i said to carlos smirk i said he's gonna be pissed off yeah tom de long is
being inducted
into the poway high school hall of fame tom de long of blink 182 by the way the
thing that i was
upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who i don't think is
famous
none of them are well tom de long he's the only he's the first guy that's
famous that is actually
in the hall of fame before it's like scientists and there was one guy an actor
who was like
he started a community theater in north park i mean for gay men it's like okay
he's in well maybe you
need to do something like that important work something for the community oh
you think i'm not
doing an important work for for them yeah but i i don't know what they want and
and when i went to
school there i didn't know what they wanted yeah i didn't feel a part of i felt
ostracized
not by the school itself by the people that inhabited well just the whole i
mean you have to
understand powie high school was that controversy where that kid wore that anti-gay
t-shirt and he
went to court for it i don't remember this yeah look it up so powie high some
kid wore i i hate gays
or something like that oh it was like it was like a derogatory t-shirt with you
know i mean that
expressed his point of view about gay is not okay is that what he wore i don't
know but what i want to
say is what i've done for the school okay it was i was on two sporting teams
yeah wrestling and uh
tennis oh okay right what i forgot yeah yeah um i was a pure counselor you were
yeah wow um
i don't know why you're smirking guy so i would i thought you said it was a
pair counselor at first
and i thought yeah like the fruit i didn't know they did counselors by shape
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