Name: Carlos has a DARK Fantasy about Bobby Lee...
Uploaded: 2024-11-26T18:20:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos has a DARK Fantasy about Bobby Lee...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos has a DARK Fantasy about Bobby Lee...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-26. Transcript available.

i mean we could dedicate for a second to talk about our fans first because i
don't think we
do that enough give it to me yeah it's the thing that uh keeps me going i think
oh that's beautiful and sad at the same time no yeah it is sad it's more sad
than beautiful
um it's the thing that makes me kind of want to get up and put one foot in
front of the other and
move forward that um we have people like we've met them in the streets yeah and
um it just it's a real
surprise and a real blessing and i i've just been what why'd you shake your
head because i don't believe
i would like to address something in the room no no no no i would i would i
would i'd really like to
address something in the room and please you know i know we've said it as a
joke you know i mean about
firing oh my god and changing the team up yeah we have and you know we do it in
jest you know
i really mean this i think we should change it up okay because right there
right there was
out of pocket out of pocket it was unaligned with my morals and my lines blatant
disrespect blatant disrespect and uh cringeworthy if i'll be honest you know so
you know i've noticed
lately you talk to me in a certain way as if we're bros that's so not true as
if we're um
both captains of the same ship no and on this ship dude you're scooping
shit yeah i'm the captain no that's projection that's how you would act even
that respond right
there is what i'm talking about even just that response right there i don't
curse at you that's
that response to everything you're saying right now dude is what i'm talking
about how i grew up okay
i'm having no you never you never used to be like this and so for me to get
vulnerable to talk about
the fans and for you to call me out on something that wasn't even a thing right
is really hurtful
it is and um do i have time to apologize no there's no no you did it the damage
is done
so i'm going to highly consider um maybe coming up with other options i'm okay
with that yeah yeah
let's talk about the all the group okay might as well mccone yeah you've been a
lot better with me
impressed you're not you're not needy you know what i mean and um i think you've
softened a little bit
i think you know how to read me in the situation and i um i think that you're
good for right now you're
okay yeah fancy um i will never do your zombie movie
i will never do it you know in fact i will do nothing yeah outside of this with
you yeah you
know yeah i think that you attack me way more than you attack andrew that's
true you know what i mean
yeah that's undeniable about how fat i am hey what what
yeah you agree yeah but you know what yeah you're you're honestly though oh
yeah yeah yeah you speak
your mind you are skating on a little thin ice there's no ice there's no ice
there's no ice all
right well you're on a lake yeah you're you have skates on and you're in the
water why what did i do
that's so bad besides he's the last couple times he said to me that you're
frustrating him for some
reason and i think it's because look you run the instagram account for bad
friends right yeah you do a
great job thank you i think a little bit of that follower number is going to
your head a little bit
i mean we see see yeah see it's going to his head are you using it to dm people
no i do that on my
own account but i mean do you ever like transfer the girl over to her carlos uh-huh
obviously okay
so it's it's power he's got power now you know i always good amount of power
yeah i also want to say
this um and this is from my heart yeah and managing the australian tour and you're
doing a great job
great job i didn't say you didn't you were doing a good job i'm saying your
relationship with me yeah
he's talking about how i feel in the workplace okay okay um and for many years
i thought
that you work for us and we happen to be at seven eckies right but the truth is
you work for seven eckies and you're a spy that's insane yeah you're you're a
spy because i see you
over there right and you know the woodwork very comfortable there very
comfortable and that's you
know i understand now that you're not really on our ship you're a hired gun but
i should know that
place because i go to work there i should know my way around this does sound
like some spy though
it's spy shit dude no i'm a double agent that's what we're saying yeah that's
that's not a good
thing the fuck he's saying no that's not a good thing oh you're working both
sides yeah so what's
the real end game yeah just hanging with my bros i just want no no no no that's
not what that is it
no that's not it no no no no that's not it no yeah what's the real end game
what's the end game
here dude our demise i have had this fantasy here we go this is the truth let's
hear it yeah finally i love it
no it has nothing to do with andrew oh no what is it that i come in with some
really good news like
guys i finally did it i i have another job i i thought you'd be like so proud
of me
i didn't need your help to get there i'm gonna go spread my wings and i'm gonna
say like
you bobby wow because you're gonna make fun of me in that moment and i'm gonna
be prepared so you
daydream about telling bobby to go himself that's like a moment no it's a night
dream sometimes oh
you this is like an immersive dream where you feel it you feel paralysis i can't
even get out
of it but you feel it you're saying you to him and it feels good in your dream
yeah wow you didn't say hi to me or undress for five minutes at andrew's party
and then you made fun
of us for having a conversation alone i should be allowed to talk to fancy okay
i understand
you don't understand let's talk about something else i understand now i know i
understand it
it just it came to me like you know you saw it i saw it all wow like the first
time i saw it you
know i mean you remember they live yeah right right yeah i could put the
glasses on and then it i know
what it is it's clear i see the writing in the wall you know i mean i see the
world i see the matrix
and it's against stacked up against me and i have to like i have to survive you
do you have to fight
back i do have to survive because you can't just sit there i can't sit there
and let them take over
right yeah and uh i think i'm generous the guy cleaning the boat can like
sharpen his knife at night
and dream about murdering the captain wow oh my god it's a common wow wow this
is how you feel
i love it this is the real stuff this is it i love it this is the real stuff no
what's real
no that's bullshit so tell everyone in comedy you've always been my homie you
and andrew i've
always trusted yeah but yeah but what but what but sometimes you have bully
tactics i don't bully
tactics oh that's not talking to me and fancy when you walk in you only talk to
the famous people he
was busy i was busy talking to the famous people thank you sorry yeah yeah i
walk in oh there's
famous famous oh let's go to the guys i see every day i mean what are you
talking about but that's
his job to go talk to other people exactly it's work he's a personality you
know and you should know
that you're right you know what i mean you're right you know that's time that
you were hitting on
kalilah when i was dating her that is insane what you know what i mean you don't
think i know about
that either dude so you know me you want to go you want to go you want to go
whoa whoa dude all
right have you had a uh an issue recently with somebody yeah okay yeah that's
why i can feel this
yeah something's going on something's going on with him yeah because you know
when he something's going
on he attacks and he's attacking me you know you're on this guy you know here's
the truth guy right
i love you too that's what i said what he said here's the truth i know he was
about to say i love
you no no no you know i've always had a sense that you know i liked you more
than you liked me
that's so um i felt that yeah me too yeah and um i'm willing to i'm willing to
fight your hate with my love thank you that's interesting yeah it's pretty
interesting huh
and can i tell you something about that tell me about it when you said fight
hate with love yeah
you know who did that oh yeah jesus that's right and what did your counselor in
high school tell you to
be a carpenter so it is right here exactly you are a carpenter and you're a
carpenter of the soul
so what you're doing is you're building cabinets you're well a love castle is
what i was okay yeah
you're building a love castle and others things of course gazebos and whatnot
sure they have to
be built on the outside but build the love castle yeah and go ahead throw it in
a joke
go ahead throw on a joke i'll let you have it and go say it i'll have it over
again i'm building
like little gazebos little gazebos yeah you have to build those yeah yeah
stairs on the ceiling
it wasn't even wasn't even a good joke we waited for a bomb we waited all that
time we waited for a
bomb and stairs on this dude why did you laugh so hard at that because he knew
how oh my god it was
pretty bad oh my god they look like stairs dude hey bobby's building a love
castle yeah cabinets and
gazebos yeah and and if carlos is going to come at you throwing fireballs of
hate flame yeah guess
what i have a love shield you have a love shield and you did a benefit for
firefighters so they will
be there if you need them exactly to put out this negative fire exactly that's
really what i feel yeah
this podcast has been about grievances no grievances a lot of grievances yeah i've
got another one i'd
like to air out i would love to hear your grievances this is what the show's
about air out a little
grievance here if you don't mind mccall yeah exactly got a little something
something i knew it yeah
hey get step up to the mic preach preach my friend you're not even gonna
believe this you know what
maybe you are i will believe it okay good right because he can do anything all
right he's diabolical
he is all right so endless tell it to me friend okay this guy he's going to detroit
with me this
weekend detroit and grand rapids i said you know i'm gonna get you out there so
you can film and
stuff like that why not what's my budget for cameras that's what he says what's
my budget for
cameras my budget for cameras i'm sorry he's not aaron sorkin no he thinks he
is yeah yeah i'm trying to
expand what's my budget wait time out this is even better one i said well let's
get you the flights
let's look at the flights very expensive flights weren't they they were very
expensive i call we
take care of it it's fine let's get the flights text hey i'll show you hey wait
wait hold it if he
says i i honestly dude if he mentions anything about business class oh yeah i'm
gonna lose my
fucking mind i'm being real i will lose my fucking mind comfort plus or better
then what did he say
can i get comfort plus or better it's just i'll fucking show you comfort go get
him go
fuck him up go this guy up he thinks he needs room for all of his camera
equipment i say you're not
going to put that under the seat i'm tall and i have to put under no no no
business class no west
jet no spear-y yeah spirit in the air you know what dude cancel it all right
yeah fuck it that's
a good call it's you know what it's like you give them an inch they take a mile
all of it they take
all of it first yeah yeah yeah yeah you've heard that phrase before right and
that's what you are
giving people an inch
fucking fucker dude so good what a fucking fuck fuck holy shit i've never why
are you laughing i'm
not yeah that was insane step back from the mic yeah step back from there jesus
christ what do you say
just talk about giving people an inch yeah really good it's pretty good now
take notes spaniard yeah
yeah that's the kind of shit we like over yeah that was a good one that's gonna
get him back in the
running you