Name: Rudy's TikTok Algorithm is OUT OF POCKET!!!
Uploaded: 2024-11-27T18:00:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's TikTok Algorithm is OUT OF POCKET!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-27. Transcript available.

male bees also known as drones have a or penis a penis it gets ripped out what
what his is doomed
to be ripped out from his body along with his intestines when he goes looking
for love so the
moment he has gone wow one and done that's why they're very faithful yeah
during the mating fight
flight several male bees called drones will be selected from thousands of
others in their colony
to mount the virgin queen bee mid-flight so they all oh so she's a so she takes
it from all these
all these bees yeah they give it to her and then they die yeah you don't have
to raise your hand
what's up what's up we're like professors that i call it yes young lady rudy
please there's a video
on tiktok about a girl that bang 101 men okay that has nothing to do with bees
queen bee oh is that her
name queen bee it should be wait a minute there's a woman who's banged 101 men
what what in her lifetime
no like once like in one sitting in one day yeah that i mean those are called
gangbang not gangbangs
what do they call them uh yeah gangbang yeah no that's more than a gangbang 101
guys one day
that's a small column you never get invited to those parties do you i did get
invited but i couldn't make
i had it can i be 102. imagine being 102. a woman films aftermath of sleeping
with 101 men in just 14 hours
wow you gotta be exhausted yeah you gotta be exhausted would you rather be 102
or one how much
would you how much would i have to pay you to sleep in that bed when it's done
with 101 guys
i mean honestly for one night would you sleep in that bed after a hundred if i
was in the thing yeah
no no is it yeah i'm not gonna sleep there if i'm like i wasn't like they're
like you're not a part of
it how funny though and then i'm like i yeah that's a good fantasy football
punishment you lose in your
fantasy league you got to sleep in the bed of 101 uh 101 dudes aftermath zoom
in a little bit that is
awful who litter is that orgy yeah clean up after right yeah i mean you're just
throwing paper towels
and ketchup packets and like what the is going on here dude you called you what
yeah you would oh yeah
you would chicken and stuff yeah i'm eating fried chicken well you have to wait
in line she's pretty
what are you gonna do in line well you'd be on your phone the whole time yeah i'd
be like
tick tocking scrolling fried chicken right imagine if it's your turn to get up
there and get anger and
you're like dude i am so close to finishing this noku i have to finish this and
then guess what else
i'm eating huh blue chew yes you are she's actually very chewing it she's
pretty hot yeah
but you know what's so crazy yeah about this is you just called me out a week
ago about this about
being too like a clean freak you know me i'd be waiting in line for the gangbang
cleaning up after
everybody oh i know you guys please don't leave all this especially if it's at
your house oh my god my
god yeah that's why we don't host gang bangs anymore wait so she's an only fans
girl her name
is lily phillips yeah and she's so 101 guys in one day is she setting is this
at least a record
no there's no way yeah i don't think that's a record yeah yeah i think somebody
did it a thousand times
in 14 hours oh not in 14 i don't know that's so that's so much i mean because
technically they
don't have to come so you could just have no what i would do what i would do is
i'd lay there and go
just one pump every so i can just get through everyone that's okay one pump and
then you would
have to use a condom right uh i would hope so what 101 guys i would hope you'd
wrap it up
the girl said they she didn't need um like an std test to prove that they're
clean what they did
not yeah and did they wear a condom you get first priority if you have like a
like a proof but you
don't they have a fast pass like disneyland wow front of the line what that way
they fast pass and
then also yeah you know they also have the fast pass they have kids in wheelchairs
that go next to it
yeah those guys get to the front as well or do they have to wait in line well
for military first
oh yeah yeah yeah we're boarding military get to go for them well yeah military
and and what is it
people people who need more time to board yeah let them go first in the gangbang
yeah yeah and then
we'll get the first class and the elderly oh they gotta come on grabs let's go
i can't wait to peel
your yeah so wait a minute dude look i just did the math because i'm stupid 101
guys in 14 hours
seven guys an hour seven an hour wow that's almost two guys every 15 minutes so
they are
yeah it must have sounded like a construction zone next door yeah people would
have been like what's
going on over there which i don't know i mean i just uh i don't know i just
wouldn't be able to get
it up i don't think look if i got a terminal illness yeah i'm i'm gonna tell my
wife i gotta
leave you and i gotta go join this world's greatest gangbang okay i gotta go
one time was i was at an
audition okay now this is how the hollywood stuff starts here we go i was in an
audition and i walk
in and it was all like it was finesse mitchell eric like all my friends and we
were high-fiving
right we were making each other laugh right and then all of a sudden i hear
somebody go okay bobby
and i ate that audition so it was bad right the same thing's gonna happen at
that gangbang oh
you're gonna i'm gonna around right what's up dude you know what i mean great
movie or whatever right
you did a great job or whatever right and then as soon as my name's called i'm
gonna walk in there
and it's gonna be completely dead nothing's gonna work i don't know man i would
have to maybe you get
nervous i would grab a breast gotta no i wonder what her rule i would try to
get it going you know
i would grab a breast and i would probably always go are you okay right is
everything okay you wouldn't
ask i'd be the first guy i'd be the one guy who kisses her and she's like what
are you doing yeah
yeah i just i just want to foreplay a little bit a little foreplay the world's
biggest gangbang by the
way uh was a hollywood studio annabelle chong one of ours look at that oh annabelle
chong 300 men
oh my god our asian wait wait this is the best part it said the participants
were far fewer than
advertised so she only got to get to 251. let's be nice that's still incredible
wow can we see a
picture of annabelle chong please it was in 95. that's in 1995. and she's where
go scroll down a little
bit where's she from grace her born university of southern california she went
to usc she's from
singapore wow hey what does she look like that's who's going to singapore yeah
bobby yeah yeah
annabelle if you're still working bob and i are coming with the bad friends
crew we'd love to meet
you what does she look like now animal chong now i mean yeah yeah oh still
pretty good oh she's pretty
yeah wow she known professionally as annabelle chong is a singaporean former
pornographic actress who
became famous after starring in adult film that was performed by the world's
biggest gangbang
so she's no longer working but i she's running like a shop somewhere she's
probably just doing
like a a clothing store oh she's 52 bob chong's dong hey whoa younger than you
the queen of gangbang is younger than you that's how you know you're getting
older
yeah rudy what's been going on with you i failed an exam oh great that's
fantastic what that's bad
i'm clapping that's good no i said that's fantastic you have to fail in order
to learn how to learn how to
win that's right what did you which one wait wait wait let's guess well ask me
some of the
questions that's on the exam maybe i can answer them i don't even know that's
why i failed wait wait
you don't know what topic it was well what the subject matter was um it's like
dna transcript here we go
i'm the expert of dna go ahead biology you failed biology right microbiology
microbiology like give me
like just any question that they might have um are you kidding me you don't
even know one question on
the exam she said she failed how many questions are there there were 50
questions you don't know one
no oh my god but it was it's like about um transcription like dna replication
can you talk
us about dna replication like that's what i'm saying okay here you go bob what's
the difference
between bacteria and viruses well there are about amoebas i mean one has an amoeba
and one
i'll fail fail no i'm not done well you're done are you're failed