Name: Bobby Lee CALLS OUT Andrew Santino?!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee CALLS OUT Andrew Santino?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee CALLS OUT Andrew Santino?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-29. Transcript available.

yeah dude you know what you're so rude thank you you know dude you know what i
realized about you
tuesday when we did the live show dude you're a little cocky i'm cocky yeah and
a little bit like
confident and sure of yourself people see that's what the audience said
remember when they said
that people see they people see it right that i'm confident yeah what are they
what do they say uh
uh tuesday night why are we bringing this up starting a war what do they say tuesday
night
they asked andrew um he was better than are you arrogant or better or you think
you're better
that's what i'm getting at you know i mean and i want you to lower it no i don't
think i'm better
than anybody except for you see that's what i'm saying it's just you that's it
i treat her very
well but i wonder why the audience read that it's one woman okay one woman said
that and also by the
way i know why she said that what there's a bad she's negging it's a bad neg
yeah it's like a bad
flirt it's a flirt so i'm sitting in the audience watching andrew perform and
there was a pretty
attractive woman next to me and during one of your jokes people are laughing
and she turns to
me and she goes your friend's hot you know what i did i went it was just an
instinctual like was
this a girl that you were with or just a random girl some random girl but i
just wanted if i could
spit out poison yeah you would have been blind had a rattle dude i went out
right right in her neck
you know what i mean like a scorpion right in the neck dude you're very buff oh
off i love you rude
you know what let me say this oh here we go i'll say this i love our fans more
than anything i thank
them graciously it means the world to me people may think that i'm like uh shut
down or cold but if
you know me you know i'm not i just have a demeanor that has so much trauma and
damage
that i just feel a little blank sometimes so people don't know i'm i would love
to say hi and smile at
you but when i walk around town maybe i look a little and that's because i'm a
broken shattered dude yeah
backstage too i i like to observe other people that aren't familiar with you
know comics and stuff
and they get a little nervous around you only because i'm so i'm so kind of
stuff i know but i
see people going like you know what i mean it's like what's going on well
because here's the deal
little boy your life are you lost you are a bright beautiful light you're i
come in there with joy
dude and that's what my thing is dude i'm pure joy you are and my and my
positive energy mine is comedy
from a very um kind of like a very like planted space sure and you're a more
you're you are a bright
shiny star like napoleon you know what i am okay i'm i am a i'm a i you have to
dig for me
i'm a gem but you have to dig for me okay you got to get down in there you i
don't know who you are
yeah your bio was that bioluminescence you know that when the ocean glows at
night yeah that's
you thank you yeah and it's a compliment i'm just saying i'm a gem as well i
just i'm different you
have to dig for me a little bit that's what makes us so wonderful i have
another philosophical question
for you though yeah what if what if we don't have a shovel and that's the real
question wow yeah what
if we don't have a shovel you have to use your hands you have to get creative
no no yeah why don't
you open up your own hole i'm not like i don't like opening up my hole you don't
have to dig i'm
not like you yeah i don't want to open my hole to everybody like you don't have
the time to dig dude
well you know what happens to the people that open their hole all the time to
everybody they end up in
fucking huge gang bangs oh that's right and then they're immortalized forever
as a gangbang queen
so guess what yeah from now on yeah you my friend you're queen bee my friend
you're the queen bee of
this show yeah friendo you're the queen bee yeah okay i'm the dirty gem and you're
the queen bee
okay i'll be the queen bee dude that's fine you are because you get by
thousands of people
and you get tired of it i know you turn to me sometimes after you've opened
your hole too
much and you say to me i don't want to do it anymore and i say give the people
what they want
bitch and you do i love the way you reversed it by the way we had so many
people at the live show
that came and asked to see your butthole and or your penis but what bothers me
is these guys
it's always these brazen men show me your butthole and your penis and then i
say will you
show bobby your butthole and your penis yeah that's a fair exchange exactly and
they get so creeped out
yeah as if that's crazy to go you asked for his butthole show him your butthole
fair is fair am
i wrong so fair i didn't like it that guy got weird about it he was like that's
fucking weird like what
no because i think you said that and let him suck it or something you said
something like that
i said let him kiss it yeah yeah yeah i said let him kiss it so i think that
was the part that
he was like oh no i don't know man i'll tell you well dude yeah party party
with us or don't yeah i i
felt a little i will say i had a moment of true vulnerability that i played it
played off for
comedy when you kissed that guy in the front row that was fun and then he said
something else you
said something else about kissing and i said no now i get to kiss your wife or
your girl that's right
that's right that's right making a joke dude she was into it why didn't you do
it i know thank you
i don't want to kiss this guy's wife yeah but she was like yes i'd love and he
was like yeah she can
i was like no no i don't that was a joke i thought can i and they said yes and
no she didn't oh she
said no no no no oh yeah yeah and then so then i tried to kiss the guy again
and he goes no no he
didn't want it more than yeah yeah so i'm like whoa he's a true yeah we have
look i'm cool if we've got
some cuck fans yeah i'm down for cuckery it's what rudy really wants to have
happen in her
relation back in the day when they used to have black she wants a cuck king don't
you yeah yeah
black and white fountains remember back in the day you know if it was a white
fountain you couldn't
drink out of it what do you mean oh you mean the separation 60s yeah
segregation yeah look at that
i mean the colored one is better no it's not it's not right no the white one
you put your penis in
the middle of it yeah yeah but imagine that's disgusting it's so disgusting
that's a part of our
fucking history history dude they wouldn't share water yeah with black people
that's how
fucking crazy stupid it is that's crazy shit or when they couldn't even like
sit at a like a
at the restaurant like a like diner table right they had their own section they
wouldn't even be
going to go in certain ones yeah of course like some of the you know the jazz
documentaries
we're not going back please don't go back let me just give you i have some
historical context okay
okay okay all right some of these jazz bands right would go into a town play a
hotel but they couldn't
stay there right i know right so you know what did i say this already where
what that to say this
already where what would happen is you know count bassy or whatever would go
with his band right they
couldn't stay there but their wives would go into the black neighborhood while
they're on stage
and ask the residents the the bands in town can they stay so then they they
would coordinate like yeah
yeah little slim you know i mean and jackie eyes can sleep here you know what i
mean yeah and frank frank
frankie the midget and you know man trombone tony can sleep here you know and
they they would
all you know trombone tony i love him so good he's got little toes yeah yeah
yeah yeah little toes
tombo trombone tony yeah and squeaky peak squeaky peak and you know whatever
and then then
then after the show the wives would come back and go we got your place to stay
yeah that's insane
yeah that was a reality it would sell out yeah that's a green book the whole
movie was about that
not being able to perform in certain places green mile or green book green mile
was a totally different
movie green book oh green book won an academy academy award with uh um academy
academy award it wasn't
a full-size one yeah what's it what's his name like a vigo uh i mean vigo morgenson
and uh and uh
mahershala ali do you not you never saw that movie oh my god you're in the in
your jazz in
your in your jazz era he toured the country and vigo morgenson was his driver
of a black oh no i
don't see it do you know it though i don't hurt me really you're a movie guy it
won an academy
there's so many movies though dude no no this won an academy award really you
saw every academy award
movie i think i've seen every movie that's won an academy award ordinary people
yes seen it name one
there's no academy award movie i've never seen kramer versus kramer yeah dude i've
seen kramer versus
fucking what's it about kramer saying the n-word at the laughing what's it what's
it about what is
kramer versus kramer about it's a it's a court case film about what about kramer
versus kramer but what
is it kramer dude you never saw it no i never saw it it's a divorce yeah no i
did i have it about a
divorce yeah lesson hoffman wasn't it i have seen it did kramer versus kramer
get anything i don't
know i was just making that up no but oppenheimer yes everything yes coda no
actually code is the
first one i haven't seen on that i haven't seen coda uh green book parasite
shape of water moonlight
birdman spotlight argo i've seen all these 12 years of slave hurt locker king's
speech i never saw it
i did see the i never saw it no that was good yeah no country departed all
these i've seen all these
so i watched no country for old men again that scene in the gas station with
that old man is probably the
more it's he gives me the creeps in a way that no one can do call it friendo
yeah friendo but it's
also just that the performance of the man that was you know i mean the guy was
so good if you really
look at it the actor that yeah yeah i mean he's a character actor i don't know
who he is but like
it just it's just so good and his response dude have you seen this movie no you
have character right
there is insane go back real fast i did there's one more that i know you and i
definitely have never
seen as chicago we've never never saw chicago no yeah never seen the play or
the yeah um english
patient fantastic forrest gump very good great move so what's the what's the
repercussions of you
failing your microbiology exam well i have three more exams to go and i have
right now like a b minus
oh you're fine dude a b minus yeah i graduated high school with a c minus you
can yeah that's not good
good even having a d i mean okay i was last in my class we know and you're
first in our hearts
you