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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Meet Fancy's Students' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-11. Transcript available.

sit in that chair there this guy i really like this guy your vibe i like i
remember you you
walked in first right yeah grab the microphone grab the mic put it right to
your mouth remember
to vocalize are you nervous get closer closer the mic to your face sounds like
the old days
yeah yeah closer to the mic yeah are you nervous you seem that you're nervous
well this is yeah i
get it are you nervous a little bit yeah a little bit so so what year are you
guys at school freshman
both of you no no i'm a grad student you seriously yeah how old are you 21.
grad student at 21. right
do you get out of school at 20 right how old are you i'm 20 but i'm technically
a third year but i
graduate this year because you only have some sort of prodigy yeah are you are
you a genius i think
everyone here we're all part of an accelerated program yeah we take like seven
classes per
semester holy wow you guys don't play fortnight or anything like that huh no
what's your name dude
pull that out franco franco franco or franco like a nickname oh it's f-r-a-n-c-o
franco yeah say it
like that next time say franco franco what is your name again i don't know no
what is what what is
your name franco say it with some judge franco franco oh very good very good
what's your name again
i'm zach yeah let's that add some juice to that yeah yeah this is franco i'm
fucking zack dude
there it is very jamaican twist i like that what's your what's your name they
just sat down
what's your name what's your name franco no no no no no no you gotta say it
confidence you
fucking rehearsed it frank franco franco franco no no no no franco loud franco
no no no fran franco
franco i am a franco i'm a franco i'm a franco okay don't that i don't like my
answer you're italian
right i'm 100 italian are you oh in your face dude wow i knew that already when
i've never seen him at the
meetings yeah yeah and what's your name dude uh i'm zach dude zach dude dude
zach nailed it exactly
dude we rehearsed it zach nailed it so franco what do you want to do when you
grow up uh i want to get
into tv you want to buy a tv oh yeah that's my dream you want to work at best
buy what's going on here
dude yeah no i collect crts the whole time you know do you really oh yeah do
you want to produce tv
shows yeah write them right i write them yeah are you a good you seem like a
good writer yeah i've
been writing i've written like three three scripts in the middle of writing
another one right now
wow like features of television yeah uh tv right now like i gotta get better at
writing more like
tv length episodes the first one i never wrote was like 78 pages so what yeah
yeah tv has no bounds
now you can make whatever you want isn't that something you teach them there's
no the old
structural days are over i bet you he's a a little finicky isn't he he probably
says you can't write
too many pages that you won't even get it through to that blacklist or whatever
the fuck he puts on
you guys you do your own artistic vision franco whatever you feel in the guts
of it it is tarantino
didn't listen to any of those rules look at how good he turned out to be he
broke that
bullshit he smashed down the wall we don't need your books say that to him say
i don't need your books
i don't need your books whoa whoa that was a little aggressive
it's not what i was trying to get through how about you zach you same thing uh
no pr media studies
double major double major public relations showing off a little bit yeah yeah
yeah and what what
what can you do with that i don't know you can be in pr right now i'm working
as a publicist intern oh
cool you want to be a publicist uh no after doing that for the last nine weeks
definitely do not want
to be a publicist what do you want to do ah i have no clue good for you you
have someone's time exactly
you're 20 years old yeah yeah you got so much time you have so much time dude
unbelievable but but we
both know that you guys want to be in entertainment uh of some degree yeah but
in new york you're gonna
you're never moving to la right i'm already in new york so all right you're
never gonna yeah right
good for you and you're not gonna move to la yeah i'm probably gonna stay in
new jersey stay in new
jersey god bless so uh franco you like telling stories yeah tell us one yeah
that's what all right
anything that you anything about what about this let's come let's just give him
a scenario maybe no
i actually if you want i got a really good story from one of my job to work or
my job work so i would
love to hear it let's hear it so uh so i over the summer i worked at amc at a
local amc theory i live by
and hold on time out ticket ripping you name it i did the tickets popcorn
popcorn i cleaned theaters
afterwards and what i asked one last question because i don't know much about
that what's the worst thing
you've seen in a theater uh i had to mob up someone's vomit wow was he on a sun
pic no it was it was a kid
there is pretty time thank you go ahead yeah i'm actually a reek to parmesan it
was bad yeah but
there was one night i was working at concessions and uh out of nowhere the we
hear yelling coming from one
of the halls and there is a black couple and a trans lesbian couple whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa if
you're making this is this show going on bravo no no no this is an andy cohen
show yeah what is going
on right now no this is definitely cable though yeah this has got to be okay
yeah so um all right go
ahead so there's a black couple and a trans couple yeah yelling at each other
yeah okay all fighting
fighting wow let me get and they were let me guess what movie how long ago was
this this was in august
august august um they were walking watching hold on august this summer this
past summer yeah they're
watching joker pot do or whatever that's no no they were watching alien romulus
oh oh great movie by the
way i loved it and it's also nice to know for the alien romulus people that
your movie obviously unites a
very vast variety of people yeah a black couple and a trans lesbian come on and
that's fucking that's
amazing it's pretty broad go ahead franco so i have it was apparently one of
the trans women was
speaking on her phone during the movie her bad so i start arguing and they're
getting taken out secure
it's getting bad security what are they arguing about oh about the phone one of
the trans people
yeah yeah okay and the black man or woman was was yelling at them it was the
guy the the black gentleman
was yelling at them saying you were on your phone during romulus i wanted to
watch the movie
the guy was not helping any matters he was making like dumb comments about like
oh like you're not a
real woman or something like that whoa you're not a real woman yeah wow that's
where you go though
when you're in a fight with me even worse uh he was recording it the altercation
which you know the
best way to diffuse the scenario so immediately take out your phone and start
recording but the trans
person was recording the black people or vice versa the black the black was the
trans person still on
their phone were they still on the phone that would have been so funny to still
be on the phone during
the fight i remember one of them was saying like oh like you that's your free
speech that was one of the
comments uh they start the black episode's getting exited out and he says okay
sir to one of them why
did the black guy get exited out and the other people did not interesting movie
yeah let me guess
about the phone the trans phone used to be an iphone but now it's a samsung
yeah well what ended up
happening though was just it's strange those parts aren't compatible yeah they're
not compatible yeah
you think you could use the same charger but you can't you can't you know you
should be able to
but nowadays you can yeah they're all usbc aren't they and what happened was
one of the one of the
trans women ran up to him swung at him he ducked underneath her oh my god
picked her up and body
slammed her into the floor it was really like a wow like a wrestling event they
are incredible they
are yeah wait was the black person took the took the trans or trans took the
black the trans person
tried to punch the black guy exactly and he ducked you never try to punch a
black guy that's my book i
have a book out right now never to punch a black guy it's coming out on amazon
right now yeah yeah
it was now what did you do you were still you were at the popcorn yeah i was at
concession so right
i i was you want a medium or a large that's all you're thinking yeah you don't
want to get involved
it was especially awkward because you know we still had to work as it was going
on so you know like yeah
trying to like figure out what is happening all about people saying like wild
that's a crazy
fucking story did and the fight ended with the cops coming i imagine yeah the
police were called
yeah you didn't call the cops did you no you know why say in that camera say franco
ain't no
snitch we say that right in that camera franco ain't no snitch perfect perfect
perfect perfect
cut love that yeah you know that's a great story i i mean honestly that's that
movie theater
working is very interesting to me because you see a lot of types of people come
through
right and they're mostly nice to you no one's mean to you are they mean to you
at the concession
i've never been mean to you know i've never seen a mean person at the movie
theater isn't that
interesting i've never seen someone like get attitude with a person working at
the theater
because where would it come from oh okay what i'm saying is like you walk into
a retail store
sometimes someone's being short with someone that's working in retail yeah
because i've had i've had
fights in a theater with cause other customers yeah that's what i'm saying but
not to these people
because who's gonna get mad what the are they doing they didn't do anything
wrong yeah but other
people yeah like this like the trans couple and the black couple fighting they
were mad at each
other but you guys don't get you don't ever have somebody be rude to you no no
that's great that's
a great gift do you get to watch movies for free there or no oh yeah that's the
that's the
perk that's the perk that's why you do it i saw alien romulus in imax and i
spent zero dollars
fuck you rigged the system huh how many times you see it though i only saw it
once because it was
what movie have you watched in the theater more than once in general or while i
was there while
you were there i saw dead bone wolverine twice twice you loved it yeah you ever
do you ever go turn
on a movie uh when no one's there and just watch it by yourself no i can't you
don't want to be a
little bad boy no you're not allowed to be up there where the theater oh
because it's a fancy guy
that works up there fuck that guy you get up there and you do it did you end up
seeing borderlands
no i did not but it played in your theater did anybody see it yeah yeah there
were people there
there was yeah they had a really cool uh popcorn bucket it was like a literally
like claptrap it
was metal yeah yeah that's pretty cool that's cool i ended up seeing why i didn't
play the game twice
i didn't play the games i have like no attention to borderline interesting
interesting interesting
interesting interesting interesting that's terrible popcorn bucket you guys
were selling that's neat
that's amazing whatever you got to do you know to get the attention you know we
you know jack black sat right
there jack black sat in that very chair that you're in sick do you know about
this show have you guys
ever seen this show i have yes yes i can feel that in my bones i called my
brother to tell him i was
coming here and he was very excited he's a huge fan what's his name ben say hi
to ben
say hi to ben what's up you suck that's right perfect that's what it does
exactly what a brother would
do yeah you'd look like a sarah silverman fan franco i'll make you say that franco
do you like stand-up
comedy yeah i do who's your favorite stand-up would you say i've only gone to
like a few shows sure
but like who do you think you like who aligns with you the most in your mind
you'd go you know who i
like if somebody said let's say you're out with a group of friends and there's
a cute chick and she's
like uh you know who i love i love matt rife he's so hot do you like stand-up
do you like stand-up
yeah who do you like uh i liked uh louis gomez when i saw him you like lewis gomez
yeah of skank fest
yeah oh that's a of legion of skank oh then you're part of our family i had no
idea yeah yeah
i'm not gonna lie i would not have picked that for you that's insane i would
have not picked that
for you i saw him in big j live whoa they're friends wow wait a minute you're
cool so then
you would like this show do you know this show i didn't hear about it until i
met uh andres good
well we're low on the totem pole i guess i guess we're lower than we thought
that hurts me
it does me too a little bit anyway i'm glad at least you said those guys
because those guys
are funny yeah you guys were you two are great we love you we love you so much
give it a hand
for these guys that was great great job boys all right guys you know um we love
to say we have so
many things to be grateful for yeah we really do yeah i can't think of any
right now no of course i
do i'm grateful for you i'm grateful for you and more importantly i'm more i am
very grateful i'm
being genuine right now i'm grateful for our fans i really am i've been saying
it at all my live shows
uh genuinely i thank the crowd from the bottom of my heart it means so much to
us we do really love
you yeah i'm so stoked you guys always come along for the ride and you're open
for weird strange
fucking absurd comedy uh and thank you we do love you i really appreciate you
thank you for being a
a bad friend. Thank you for being a friend.

Bobby & Andrew Meet Fancy's Students

sit in that chair there this guy i really like this guy your vibe i like i
remember you you
walked in first right yeah grab the microphone grab the mic put it right to
your mouth remember
to vocalize are you nervous get closer closer the mic to your face sounds like
the old days
yeah yeah closer to the mic yeah are you nervous you seem that you're nervous
well this is yeah i
get it are you nervous a little bit yeah a little bit so so what year are you
guys at school freshman
both of you no no i'm a grad student you seriously yeah how old are you 21.
grad student at 21. right
do you get out of school at 20 right how old are you i'm 20 but i'm technically
a third year but i
graduate this year because you only have some sort of prodigy yeah are you are
you a genius i think
everyone here we're all part of an accelerated program yeah we take like seven
classes per
semester holy wow you guys don't play fortnight or anything like that huh no
what's your name dude
pull that out franco franco franco or franco like a nickname oh it's f-r-a-n-c-o
franco yeah say it
like that next time say franco franco what is your name again i don't know no
what is what what is
your name franco say it with some judge franco franco oh very good very good
what's your name again
i'm zach yeah let's that add some juice to that yeah yeah this is franco i'm
fucking zack dude
there it is very jamaican twist i like that what's your what's your name they
just sat down
what's your name what's your name franco no no no no no no you gotta say it
confidence you
fucking rehearsed it frank franco franco franco no no no no franco loud franco
no no no fran franco
franco i am a franco i'm a franco i'm a franco okay don't that i don't like my
answer you're italian
right i'm 100 italian are you oh in your face dude wow i knew that already when
i've never seen him at the
meetings yeah yeah and what's your name dude uh i'm zach dude zach dude dude
zach nailed it exactly
dude we rehearsed it zach nailed it so franco what do you want to do when you
grow up uh i want to get
into tv you want to buy a tv oh yeah that's my dream you want to work at best
buy what's going on here
dude yeah no i collect crts the whole time you know do you really oh yeah do
you want to produce tv
shows yeah write them right i write them yeah are you a good you seem like a
good writer yeah i've
been writing i've written like three three scripts in the middle of writing
another one right now
wow like features of television yeah uh tv right now like i gotta get better at
writing more like
tv length episodes the first one i never wrote was like 78 pages so what yeah
yeah tv has no bounds
now you can make whatever you want isn't that something you teach them there's
no the old
structural days are over i bet you he's a a little finicky isn't he he probably
says you can't write
too many pages that you won't even get it through to that blacklist or whatever
the fuck he puts on
you guys you do your own artistic vision franco whatever you feel in the guts
of it it is tarantino
didn't listen to any of those rules look at how good he turned out to be he
broke that
bullshit he smashed down the wall we don't need your books say that to him say
i don't need your books
i don't need your books whoa whoa that was a little aggressive
it's not what i was trying to get through how about you zach you same thing uh
no pr media studies
double major double major public relations showing off a little bit yeah yeah
yeah and what what
what can you do with that i don't know you can be in pr right now i'm working
as a publicist intern oh
cool you want to be a publicist uh no after doing that for the last nine weeks
definitely do not want
to be a publicist what do you want to do ah i have no clue good for you you
have someone's time exactly
you're 20 years old yeah yeah you got so much time you have so much time dude
unbelievable but but we
both know that you guys want to be in entertainment uh of some degree yeah but
in new york you're gonna
you're never moving to la right i'm already in new york so all right you're
never gonna yeah right
good for you and you're not gonna move to la yeah i'm probably gonna stay in
new jersey stay in new
jersey god bless so uh franco you like telling stories yeah tell us one yeah
that's what all right
anything that you anything about what about this let's come let's just give him
a scenario maybe no
i actually if you want i got a really good story from one of my job to work or
my job work so i would
love to hear it let's hear it so uh so i over the summer i worked at amc at a
local amc theory i live by
and hold on time out ticket ripping you name it i did the tickets popcorn
popcorn i cleaned theaters
afterwards and what i asked one last question because i don't know much about
that what's the worst thing
you've seen in a theater uh i had to mob up someone's vomit wow was he on a sun
pic no it was it was a kid
there is pretty time thank you go ahead yeah i'm actually a reek to parmesan it
was bad yeah but
there was one night i was working at concessions and uh out of nowhere the we
hear yelling coming from one
of the halls and there is a black couple and a trans lesbian couple whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa if
you're making this is this show going on bravo no no no this is an andy cohen
show yeah what is going
on right now no this is definitely cable though yeah this has got to be okay
yeah so um all right go
ahead so there's a black couple and a trans couple yeah yelling at each other
yeah okay all fighting
fighting wow let me get and they were let me guess what movie how long ago was
this this was in august
august august um they were walking watching hold on august this summer this
past summer yeah they're
watching joker pot do or whatever that's no no they were watching alien romulus
oh oh great movie by the
way i loved it and it's also nice to know for the alien romulus people that
your movie obviously unites a
very vast variety of people yeah a black couple and a trans lesbian come on and
that's fucking that's
amazing it's pretty broad go ahead franco so i have it was apparently one of
the trans women was
speaking on her phone during the movie her bad so i start arguing and they're
getting taken out secure
it's getting bad security what are they arguing about oh about the phone one of
the trans people
yeah yeah okay and the black man or woman was was yelling at them it was the
guy the the black gentleman
was yelling at them saying you were on your phone during romulus i wanted to
watch the movie
the guy was not helping any matters he was making like dumb comments about like
oh like you're not a
real woman or something like that whoa you're not a real woman yeah wow that's
where you go though
when you're in a fight with me even worse uh he was recording it the altercation
which you know the
best way to diffuse the scenario so immediately take out your phone and start
recording but the trans
person was recording the black people or vice versa the black the black was the
trans person still on
their phone were they still on the phone that would have been so funny to still
be on the phone during
the fight i remember one of them was saying like oh like you that's your free
speech that was one of the
comments uh they start the black episode's getting exited out and he says okay
sir to one of them why
did the black guy get exited out and the other people did not interesting movie
yeah let me guess
about the phone the trans phone used to be an iphone but now it's a samsung
yeah well what ended up
happening though was just it's strange those parts aren't compatible yeah they're
not compatible yeah
you think you could use the same charger but you can't you can't you know you
should be able to
but nowadays you can yeah they're all usbc aren't they and what happened was
one of the one of the
trans women ran up to him swung at him he ducked underneath her oh my god
picked her up and body
slammed her into the floor it was really like a wow like a wrestling event they
are incredible they
are yeah wait was the black person took the took the trans or trans took the
black the trans person
tried to punch the black guy exactly and he ducked you never try to punch a
black guy that's my book i
have a book out right now never to punch a black guy it's coming out on amazon
right now yeah yeah
it was now what did you do you were still you were at the popcorn yeah i was at
concession so right
i i was you want a medium or a large that's all you're thinking yeah you don't
want to get involved
it was especially awkward because you know we still had to work as it was going
on so you know like yeah
trying to like figure out what is happening all about people saying like wild
that's a crazy
fucking story did and the fight ended with the cops coming i imagine yeah the
police were called
yeah you didn't call the cops did you no you know why say in that camera say franco
ain't no
snitch we say that right in that camera franco ain't no snitch perfect perfect
perfect perfect
cut love that yeah you know that's a great story i i mean honestly that's that
movie theater
working is very interesting to me because you see a lot of types of people come
through
right and they're mostly nice to you no one's mean to you are they mean to you
at the concession
i've never been mean to you know i've never seen a mean person at the movie
theater isn't that
interesting i've never seen someone like get attitude with a person working at
the theater
because where would it come from oh okay what i'm saying is like you walk into
a retail store
sometimes someone's being short with someone that's working in retail yeah
because i've had i've had
fights in a theater with cause other customers yeah that's what i'm saying but
not to these people
because who's gonna get mad what the are they doing they didn't do anything
wrong yeah but other
people yeah like this like the trans couple and the black couple fighting they
were mad at each
other but you guys don't get you don't ever have somebody be rude to you no no
that's great that's
a great gift do you get to watch movies for free there or no oh yeah that's the
that's the
perk that's the perk that's why you do it i saw alien romulus in imax and i
spent zero dollars
fuck you rigged the system huh how many times you see it though i only saw it
once because it was
what movie have you watched in the theater more than once in general or while i
was there while
you were there i saw dead bone wolverine twice twice you loved it yeah you ever
do you ever go turn
on a movie uh when no one's there and just watch it by yourself no i can't you
don't want to be a
little bad boy no you're not allowed to be up there where the theater oh
because it's a fancy guy
that works up there fuck that guy you get up there and you do it did you end up
seeing borderlands
no i did not but it played in your theater did anybody see it yeah yeah there
were people there
there was yeah they had a really cool uh popcorn bucket it was like a literally
like claptrap it
was metal yeah yeah that's pretty cool that's cool i ended up seeing why i didn't
play the game twice
i didn't play the games i have like no attention to borderline interesting
interesting interesting
interesting interesting interesting that's terrible popcorn bucket you guys
were selling that's neat
that's amazing whatever you got to do you know to get the attention you know we
you know jack black sat right
there jack black sat in that very chair that you're in sick do you know about
this show have you guys
ever seen this show i have yes yes i can feel that in my bones i called my
brother to tell him i was
coming here and he was very excited he's a huge fan what's his name ben say hi
to ben
say hi to ben what's up you suck that's right perfect that's what it does
exactly what a brother would
do yeah you'd look like a sarah silverman fan franco i'll make you say that franco
do you like stand-up
comedy yeah i do who's your fav