Name: Bobby Lee Forgot to Vote...
Uploaded: 2024-12-12T19:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Forgot to Vote...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Forgot to Vote...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-12. Transcript available.

we're filming this podcast election night we filmed this on election night on
right now right when
you're listening to this this is election night i also think we did this on the
last election for
we were around then yeah 2020 yeah but it's 20 of 2020. like this guy i'm
almost positive no one
talked except for us today did we do an episode did we do an episode on i think
we did because
i remember him talking like this this sounds familiar no because i know i'll
tell you why we
weren't tito bobby was in joshua i was in thank you so much i was in joshua
tree hmm yeah just like
you know in a desert rap like a rabbit desert rabbit rabbit rabbit that desert
rabbit rabbit
a day i can't i can't pot today i can't even say desert rabbit dude i can't
even say desert rabbit
right now dude say it again give me the line again i was in the line that's a
rabbit oh you were in a
yeah and it was i remember do you remember you were there let's be real i
remember julio
was on the couch with his arm on the couch watching me yeah i remember did you
even vote today
no i i give money so you didn't even vote you didn't either yes i did there's
no way where's
your sticker where's your sticker where's my sticker i don't wear the sticker i'm
not a cuck yeah well
i did too then no i know you didn't yes i did when where i at beachwood canyon
no you didn't i'm pulling
that no you didn't when what time 2 p.m 2 p.m yeah give me your phone no you
give me your phone
okay what what what what is that where we're playing because i know at 2 p.m i
can see who
you were communicating with at 2 p.m and you would be like i'm in line here i
am yeah that's my i have
proof i live with someone that goes yep i went to the now and i have proof i
have with people that
didn't do it don't think no you don't yeah i have my housekeeper why would you
lie because where are
you going did you vote yes i did you're a liar my house girl goes where are you
going i go how can
the fans believe you if you say you'd voted when we know you didn't how can you
do this right now
because you're mr on your high horse you're a high horse here you are
complaining about something
you didn't even contribute to yeah yeah he's never voted well that's my it
doesn't matter in
california yes he does no yeah i need it wait hold on i need a churro
it's insane you know what i'm gonna get a cookie yeah get a churro and a cookie
i'm gonna get half
a cookie that'll solve all your problems all right this is what the liberals do
they eat away their
feelings they're sad about what happened they eat their munch munch munch
cookie monster
no but let me be serious for a second okay neither of us voted we know you didn't
either
of course not all right of course not but we should for at least the local
elections i'm mad about that
but i couldn't because guess what went to the registrar i'm not registered how
i voted last time
called still i need to go in and turn in more proof documents that it it's me
so either somebody stole
my identity but i don't have my original birth certificate do you mine's framed
my parents
died in a fire when i was a kid they're all gone everything's gone you can do
that online request
another a birth certificate exactly thank you so much how long does it take to
get uh maybe a week
this is coming from someone that definitely didn't get a certificate of birth
yeah
let's not talk about birth certificates right now dude yeah okay anyway i tried
don't google good how
you get one then we have to go through the process i don't want to go through
the process of how long
it does take it is a pain in the ass it's a whole thing proving you were born i
mean it took me
three minutes to register to vote but but yeah because you're a brand new
citizen and they
cannot wait to get your information guess what dude jury duty's coming your way
you're you're
gonna have so much solicitation coming your way i cannot wait you're fresh
blood kiddo
you're new to the fold and welcome by the way can't wait to take your taxes and
another thing
scumbag you scumbag get him bob your students right who paid for their dinner
was that not a nice gesture that's right and you treat me like you did earlier
yeah about saying oh
here's you know he doesn't you know mr whatever you already said whatever what
did he say i don't
remember but i agree i'm so emotional i can't even speak get it out all right
so enough of that
what kind of behavior all right and by the way bobby gave them money and he
goes so far not only did he
give them money he cooked them dinner tonight came right from cooking dinner
wow isn't that polite so
polite i don't know i don't get that chef shirt i love your fashion you always
have good fashion the
chef shirt i don't get it's the roach one no mccone that is the road shirt yeah
mccone do you like
this one i think it's sick i think it's sick too yeah and mccone would no more
yeah dude mccone would no
more yeah come over here yeah yeah yeah look at what this loser is wearing okay
look yeah he's
wearing an adolf hitler shirt yeah attend yeah you voted all right great get
out of here get out of
here kid fast as you can yeah these jeans have a stain on the back yeah i'll
tell you another thing
if you ever pull your pants down in front of me and jules and you do a ramen
fart i swear to god dude
you have another thing coming well what will you do what will you do you know
what this is like that
clip with mike tyson when he's like yeah i'm gonna vote for trump yeah what
what are you gonna do about
it and everyone's like well nothing yeah that's right yeah so shut the fuck so
shut the fuck up
how about that you know what it's so funny what am i gonna do about it what are
you gonna do about
it i'm gonna do something that's not non-violent okay okay so is that what you're
pertaining to no
anything what are you gonna do about it i'm gonna fart on i'm gonna i when i
gotta fart okay all right
dude i'm farting right at you every time i twist minds mm-hmm okay and i'll corkscrew
your mind
into a different dimension you are mind-boggling all right there's a lot of i i
i have people that
i call dude whom whom yeah who whom whom do you call to whom who don't scare me
bitch okay you went
war you want to war with me yeah all right we'll have a war yeah i don't want
it you started it i
didn't start yeah yeah you came at me don't fart in my face nobody farted in
your face i farted at her
you farted at both of us well but you were so much you know what you were in
the blast radius
yeah you caught some shrapnel you were in the blast radius yeah it was aimed at
you look i tried to hit
the philippines it's like when chernobyl went off right it affected germany it
did yeah yeah is that
what you're saying yes i'm german yes you're okay dude yeah by the way ramen i'm
never gonna go to
that place ever again which one is it well i don't want to on it whisper
whisper well we can blank it out
oh it's terrible dude there's one by our houses no no this was because i was on
the road i know i know
i'm on the road i was on the run and i was like it's i had a post made it to
bring in here to eat it
guess how much my ramen was tonight from them i'm not kidding i added some shit
in there okay so um
i got i got a regular old school right and i added a few new vegetables and and
i wanted extra meat
32 dollars 32 dollars right you know what i mean that's a rip-off boohoo dude
that's a rip-off
do you know that's a rip-off but by any standard that's a rip-off yeah that's a
rip-off this guy buys a silk
right cover for each one of his golf clubs that's not true that's 89.95 each
silk right he's got 15
golf clubs right because they have to be like you know i mean spotless and it's
got to have that
fucking go get the golf clubs right now and see how they're all those are your
secondary ones
they're actually those are those are your secondary ones that you keep at the
office you have ones at
home whatever i have no clubs louis vuitton put it back louis vuitton look at
those silk things
batonardi those covers are for the drivers uninformed didn't you get beat with
those
things you don't even know what they are yeah yeah my dad took the covers off
oh he did yeah when he
beat me with them yeah okay so um the silk dude thanks for not playing good
improv and getting on
board me with the ramen oh so 33 dollars for ramen oh no you know man they
should go back to wherever
they came from that's way too much money where should they go back to i thought
you wanted to
improv now you're doing it you're not you're nagging it well what do you know i'm
not gonna don't go
you're negative go back to where they came from i don't know what bit you want
me to do dude
a funny one say it again then let's start again stay it again i i'll i'll read
the tempo
you