Name: Andrew Santino Pranks Bobby Lee
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Pranks Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-14. Transcript available.

can i say something last night you got a compliment at the party we went to burt's
house for a little
surprise party it was fun although it wasn't a surprise oh can i just tell you
about that too
well it was what did you dog hole human what did i what did i do you what did i
do what did i do
i'm a couple hours away i think i'm going to be late to this thing and you text
me you have to be
there by 6 30. no yeah you did i can i get the text right here you called me
and you said i had
to be there there's a surprise party but what i'm saying is that so i get there
at 5 50.
i wait 40 minutes there's no one there i'm at burt's house i'm just there with
his wife
it's you and your brother and my brother and and leanne kreischer what a what a
nice moment right
but now burt's coming at 6 30 and now i'm the only one there saying surprise
so i hear burt come in the house and there's like yeah 20 people supposed to be
there right
he comes around the corner and my brother my bert's never met steve before
and i have like a little cigar case that i bought him and we go surprise right
and he laughed so hard
because that was like the most unglorious surprise what a comedy moment right
what a funny moment
you're the last person i ever thought that would be here and then you trickle
it at 650 like what's
your deal amigo okay so give me a little bit of credit for a great comedy
moment in both your and
bert's life i know you you got the text message you didn't read it you called
old andy and you said what
time do we have to be there even though it texted us today the evite this is
when you're supposed to
be there so i said to you you got to be there by six yes the invite said no
need to come before 6 30.
yes i did that to bait you to be there before everybody because i thought that'd
be funny it's
not it worked it did for you it was hilarious and the world okay because i
walked in and everybody was
like what how is bobby here before anybody else everybody else it was perfect
and by the way
you're welcome he remembered it he talked about it all night when you left he's
like how cool was
that that bobby was here with his brother first yeah so you're welcome okay and
i stayed all night
by the way talking with bert and leanne how long were you there till uh i think
i left at 10 40 or
11 o'clock wow we talked all night wow i love those people i love them too they're
great a
and i had to get out of there and fitzsimmons oh my god oh my god what so bert
has bert has dogs
bert has dogs that are so big i mean it's almost shocking you know when you see
a dog that's so big
you can't believe it pit bulls they're they're like um well master they're mastiffs
but they're mixed
so check this out the first picture is the first picture is of steve steve uh
who i'm i loves more
than anybody is sitting on the couch this is bobby's brother sitting on the
couch
with the dog cool doesn't like him that much but i love steve look at this
there's steve yeah and i said
to leanne how much does that dog weigh yeah she go i go steve that dog is as
big as you the dog is 160
pounds yeah he weighs more than steve steve weighs 155 pounds yeah that dog is
bigger than steve what
a beautiful dog and look at the next picture look at how scared fitz was of
sitting next to this dog
okay didn't like the drool of the petting look at his face look at his face
dude that was at the
end of the night look at the size of that dog he's looking more and more like
the old man from up
look at that photo dude i mean i love him i showed this photo to my wife and
she didn't have her
glasses on yeah and she literally goes look at that dog and then she goes ellen
was there last
the dog there's no way there's no way there's no look at how big that pup is by
the way yeah sweetest
dogs they are so sweet and but they're mad dude i i couldn't have a dog that
big i don't think you'd
ever want a dog that size but those imagine that thing pulling you down the
street here we go again
you don't have the question course question my strength again dude i cannot
believe today you
don't have the core strength you don't have nothing what you have nothing
either dude you've got to come
better than that no i'm not i don't need to i can i can come with whatever
energy today rudy it's wild
yeah what is that you're right what is going on get him another cookie you're
right honestly you're
right i'm i'm off i'm off i'm off you know what i'll try a chocolate croissant
today today is wild
get him a chocolate croissant please this is something hey mucone do me a huge
favor yeah
have one of those things loaded in the chamber yeah also can i have another
thing dude um give me a diet
i hope there's one i really like one look at me i know what's wrong i know what's
wrong my best
friend i know what's wrong what's wrong this is it this is an emotional day you
wear your emotions
on your sleeve rudy help um my birthday is on saturday no shut the up i won't
be here wait your
birthday's on saturday oh i'm turning 23 i feel 23 oh god you're so haggard now
you're burnt they'd
kick you out of vegas that's when i started stand up rudy jules birthday there
it is yeah so we'll get
you something uh die coke what did you get what did you get bert for his
birthday a box of cigars yeah
you know that's a classy move i got him eight of them yeah there were a lot
that's very expensive
i went into a cigar store okay can i say something about eric griffin this
motherfucker
moves two hours away yeah he lives in uh so then he goes hey come to my house
and do a pod
my 300th not knowing and then i look at the map two hours away two hours away
yeah i'm out wait it's
past magic mountain there's even anything up there yeah i thought that that's
where it ended edge of the
earth yeah yeah like my flat earther i thought that's where it ended you know
past six flags there ain't
nothing past six flags so i got way out there and i'm like oh my god i was so
resentful because it's
like that's a far drive if it was like conan o'brien he would never live that
maybe yeah but he's not
living out there you know what i mean if it was like give me a name jump store
yes absolutely i'd drive
wherever the san francisco drive sam i'd walk eric griffin it's like that's a
20 minute drive send a car
my yeah that's the most i'll go he should have sent the car 15 20 minutes right
i mean right
i keep seeing his ad on tick tock who eric griffin what do you mean ad well for
what i don't know
and your ad for the hot sauce hot sauce or beer or something i keep seeing oh
fireball yeah i keep
seeing you on tick tock the fireball ad wow you're famous no but they put it on
tv i didn't know it was
on tick tock they did tick tock oh it's me and stavros me and the you remember
stavros remember
him he came yeah the best by the way his movie is getting all sorts of love it's
great you've seen
it what congratulations i'm not in it i'm saying everything you've never done
oh thank you look
look at me right now yeah look at me right now uh-huh actually stop stop stop
stop wait 84
audience score it's amazing that's huge yeah why no tomato meter because there's
too few reviews
right because it's an indie the last year yeah i've been secretly working on a
movie that's great
if you there's a part in there no
no because i heard what you already said you said it and you didn't say it what
you went there's a small if
you do there's a part that's what i said play back the tape i i i i was in the
edit yeah play back the
tape of him going there's a smart oh a smart part oh a smart part mr you know i
mean assumptions over
here there's a smart part yeah for me yeah what's the character the smart guy
oh scientist how many pages
many pages money pages many many pages yeah you know how many pages of the film
in general
130 you wrote a 130 page comedy script yep that'll never happen i'm gonna condense
it you i hope so
anyway to less than 90. okay how many pages am i in how many smart pages am i
on 10. i'm in 10. yeah
10 lines how many scenes 10 lines 10 lines how many scenes 10 lines one scene
it's one scene i have 10
small part it's a small part this is making sense yeah because you're not gonna
do the lead
time out you're not the lead of the movie it's your movie what's this pal bad
coke
can i get a can or wow bryson got that right yeah bryson very nice of you bud
what's the premise of
this movie you've put together and when you say i've been working on it
secretly you haven't been
at the computer yeah but i've been meeting up with the writer telling him what
to do well we go through
beats of the movie and you know me okay i like that yeah yeah i like that his
name is mike mcgrail
i love it and then so what's the premise of the film well it's set in the 90s
and there's a border
crossing between canada and the us it's in washington and it's it no one
crosses it like
once a year i got two cars to cross it so that there's a little it's in the 90s
and this is a
little border patrol like three agents that work at that little is this based
on a true story yeah
it's a real place okay right and um generally the three that are there are like
not the best border
there's nothing to do yeah so there's like pranks between the you know i mean
the canadian border and
this and that meanwhile a real threat is coming over great idea right and we're
a bunch of bumbling
kind of you know i hope i really i hope that goes because that would be rad the
story's right but
there's a um a scene where you're no i'm you're not going to get me to do that
i mean this from all
my heart i will never do that movie no chance okay yeah i love you i love you
too man i would that you
you wouldn't do that if it was the other way you know that oh i've done it
before name it every movie
i've ever been in no no if it was the other way with this with you and i yeah
no no it was the other
way if i did okay so i know that spade and theo has a movie right right and
they might offer me a small
part in it right i will do it you're you're not listening to a word i'm saying
if this was the other
way and i did and i said we have a small part for you you're not doing it do
you get it yeah i would
no you wouldn't your mind test test test no he wouldn't what's a test i'm
testing these guys
because they know he does say yes to a lot of his friends i do it podcasts no i
did that robert
kelly thing on the thing that was terrible but this is me and you it's
different than those people
you wouldn't do it if i did this thing it's a funny really scene stealing kind
of part though it's not
like some throwaway thing it's like you're gonna steal the movie with it yeah
you know i mean it's
super funny there's violence in it i would make me so mad i'm gonna go to the
theater and i'm gonna go
man i wish i was i'm asking you for a favor dude i don't like favors i'm asking
you for a favor okay
you know what what okay that's fine you throw me out no i'm serious you're
right no you're right and
i say yes now listen i'm saying yes yeah hold on hey yeah yeah yeah can i speak
to vic who's vic
this is i'm calling morgan stanley the bank they're my loan hey guys hey vic
are we on hey
hey do you think i could pay my mortgage with favors
yeah our bills could i pay them with favors okay did they take favor slips okay
yeah like if i can't
pay my mortgage this month is it cool if i say it's for a favor hold on could
they do a favor for me
what's up all right vick i'll talk to you all right bye
he's actually getting a phone call it's done right
jean hong just cut it out you made you called morgan morgan
you know i'll do whatever you want i would do anything for you and let me have
a moment
i'm gonna call a mirror though let me have a moment with you okay i mean it you
know i would do anything
for you anytime i know for the rest of my life after this all right yeah i'm on
i'm on bad friends
right now and i i think i lost get that money out and get it ready buddy i know
dude i i admit i was
wrong and i lost and i'm gonna give you the 500. what you know man tell this
man how wrong he was man
he was wrong man i love him here yeah yeah so it's it's it's yeah money andrew
cash money 500 dude no
no he said amir what you said it was a thousand yeah it was a thousand it was a
five hundred dollars
amir if you want to go down this road i can go down this road with you dude
all right brother uh i'm going to australia tomorrow when i get back you'll get
the 500.
beautiful i love you i love you buddy love you dude he's so funny by the way
now i feel better
because now because he was the only one i bet it with right yeah yeah he's i
feel better good i
accept accept this you know i'm gonna do the movie yeah i would do anything for
you and i mean it now
look at me yeah don't don't budge me off yeah but i do a bit for the show you're
gonna be so mad
there's no part in the movie for you
i'm kidding there is let's move on
no i'm not doing it yeah you are no i'm not chocolate chocolate
let's be real i'm not doing the movie i would never
fuck that fuck it you

Andrew Santino Pranks Bobby Lee

can i say something last night you got a compliment at the party we went to burt's
house for a little
surprise party it was fun although it wasn't a surprise oh can i just tell you
about that too
well it was what did you dog hole human what did i what did i do you what did i
do what did i do
i'm a couple hours away i think i'm going to be late to this thing and you text
me you have to be
there by 6 30. no yeah you did i can i get the text right here you called me
and you said i had
to be there there's a surprise party but what i'm saying is that so i get there
at 5 50.
i wait 40 minutes there's no one there i'm at burt's house i'm just there with
his wife
it's you and your brother and my brother and and leanne kreischer what a what a
nice moment right
but now burt's coming at 6 30 and now i'm the only one there saying surprise
so i hear burt come in the house and there's like yeah 20 people supposed to be
there right
he comes around the corner and my brother my bert's never met steve before
and i have like a little cigar case that i bought him and we go surprise right
and he laughed so hard
because that was like the most unglorious surprise what a comedy moment right
what a funny moment
you're the last person i ever thought that would be here and then you trickle
it at 650 like what's
your deal amigo okay so give me a little bit of credit for a great comedy
moment in both your and
bert's life i know you you got the text message you didn't read it you called
old andy and you said what
time do we have to be there even though it texted us today the evite this is
when you're supposed to
be there so i said to you you got to be there by six yes the invite said no
need to come before 6 30.
yes i did that to bait you to be there before everybody because i thought that'd
be funny it's
not it worked it did for you it was hilarious and the world okay because i
walked in and everybody was
like what how is bobby here before anybody else everybody else it was perfect
and by the way
you're welcome he remembered it he talked about it all night when you left he's
like how cool was
that that bobby was here with his brother first yeah so you're welcome okay and
i stayed all night
by the way talking with bert and leanne how long were you there till uh i think
i left at 10 40 or
11 o'clock wow we talked all night wow i love those people i love them too they're
great a
and i had to get out of there and fitzsimmons oh my god oh my god what so bert
has bert has dogs
bert has dogs that are so big i mean it's almost shocking you know when you see
a dog that's so big
you can't believe it pit bulls they're they're like um well master they're mastiffs
but they're mixed
so check this out the first picture is the first picture is of steve steve uh
who i'm i loves more
than anybody is sitting on the couch this is bobby's brother sitting on the
couch
with the dog cool doesn't like him that much but i love steve look at this
there's steve yeah and i said
to leanne how much does that dog weigh yeah she go i go steve that dog is as
big as you the dog is 160
pounds yeah he weighs more than steve steve weighs 155 pounds yeah that dog is
bigger than steve what
a beautiful dog and look at the next picture look at how scared fitz was of
sitting next to this dog
okay didn't like the drool of the petting look at his face look at his face
dude that was at the
end of the night look at the size of that dog he's looking more and more like
the old man from up
look at that photo dude i mean i love him i showed this photo to my wife and
she didn't have her
glasses on yeah and she literally goes look at that dog and then she goes ellen
was there last
the dog there's no way there's no way there's no look at how big that pup is by
the way yeah sweetest
dogs they are so sweet and but they're mad dude i i couldn't have a dog that
big i don't think you'd
ever want a dog that size but those imagine that thing pulling you down the
street here we go again
you don't have the question course question my strength again dude i cannot
believe today you
don't have the core strength you don't have nothing what you have nothing
either dude you've got to come
better than that no i'm not i don't need to i can i can come with whatever
energy today rudy it's wild
yeah what is that you're right what is going on get him another cookie you're
right honestly you're
right i'm i'm off i'm off i'm off you know what i'll try a chocolate croissant
today today is wild
get him a chocolate croissant please this is something hey mucone do me a huge
favor yeah
have one of those things loaded in the chamber yeah also can i have another
thing dude um give me a diet
i hope there's one i really like one look at me i know what's wrong i know what's
wrong my best
friend i know what's wrong what's wrong this is it this is an emotional day you
wear your emotions
on your sleeve rudy help um my birthday is on saturday no shut the up i won't
be here wait your
birthday's on saturday oh i'm turning 23 i feel 23 oh god you're so haggard now
you're burnt they'd
kick you out of vegas that's when i started stand up rudy jules birthday there
it is yeah so we'll get
you something uh die coke what did you get what did you get bert for his
birthday a box of cigars yeah
you know that's a classy move i got him eight of them yeah there were a lot
that's very expensive
i went into a cigar store okay can i say something about eric griffin this
motherfucker
moves two hours away yeah he lives in uh so then he goes hey come to my house
and do a pod
my 300th not knowing and then i look at the map two hours away two hours away
yeah i'm out wait it's
past magic mountain there's even anything up there yeah i thought that that's
where it ended edge of the
earth yeah yeah like my flat earther i thought that's where it ended you know
past six flags there ain't
nothing past six flags so i got way out there and i'm like oh my god i was so
resentful because it's
like that's a far drive if it was like conan o'brien he would never live that
maybe yeah but he's not
living out there you know what i mean if it was like give me a name jump store
yes absolutely i'd drive
wherever the san francisco drive sam i'd walk eric griffin it's like that's a
20 minute drive send a car
my yeah that's the most i'll go he should have sent the car 15 20 minutes right
i mean right
i keep seeing his ad on tick tock who eric griffin what do you mean ad well for
what i don't know
and your ad for the hot sauce hot sauce or beer or something i keep seeing oh
fireball yeah i keep
seeing you on tick tock the fireball ad wow you're famous no but they put it on
tv i didn't know it was
on tick tock they did tick tock oh it's me and stavros me and the you remember
stavros remember
him he came yeah the best by the way his movie is getting all sorts of love it's
great you've seen
it what congratulations i'm not in it i'm saying everything you've never done
oh thank you look
look at me right now yeah look at me right now uh-huh actually stop stop stop
stop wait 84
audience score it's amazing that's huge yeah why no tomato meter because there's
too few reviews
right because it's an indie the last year yeah i've been secretly working on a
movie that's great
if you there's a part in there no
no because i heard what you already said you said it and you didn't say it what
you went there's a small if
you do there's a part that's what i said play back the tape i i i i was in the
edit yeah play back the
tape of him going there's a smart oh a smart part oh a smart part mr you know i
mean assumptions over
here there's a smart part yeah for me yeah what's the character the smart guy
oh scientist how many pages
many pages money pages many many pages yeah you know how many pages of the film
in general
130 you wrote a 130 page comedy script yep that'll never happen i'm gonna condense
it you i hope so
anyway to less than 90. okay how many pages am i in how many smart pages am i
on 10. i'm in 10. yeah
10 lines how many scenes 10 lines 10 lines how many scenes 10 lines one scene
it's one scene i have 10
small part it's a small part this is making sense yeah because you're not gonna
do the lead
time out you're not the lead of the movie it's your movie what's this pal bad
coke
can i get a can or wow bryson got that right yeah bryson very nice of you bud
what's the premise of
this movie you've put together and when you say i've been working on it
secretly you haven't been
at the computer yeah but i've been meeting up with the writer telling him what
to do well we go through
beats of the movie and you know me okay i like that yeah yeah i like that his
name is mike mcgrail
i love it and then so what's the premise of the film well it's set in the 90s
and there's a border
crossing between canada and the us it's in washington and it's it no one
crosses it like
once a year i got two cars to cross it so that there's a little it's in the 90s
and this is a
little border patrol like three agents that work at that little is this based
on a true story yeah
it's a real place okay right and um generally the three that are there are like
not the best border
there's nothing to do yeah so there's like pranks between the you know i mean
the canadian border and
this and that meanwhile a real threat is coming over great idea right and we're
a bunch of bumbling
kind of you know i hope i really i hope that goes because that would be rad the
story's right but
there's a um a scene where you're no i'm you're not going to get me to do that
i mean this from all
my heart i will never do that movie no chance okay yeah i love you i love you
too man i would that you
you wouldn't do that if it was the other way you know that oh i've done it
before name it every movie
i've ever been in no no if it was the other way with this with you and i yeah
no no it was the other
way if i did okay so i know that spade and theo has a movie right right and
they might offer me a small
part in it right i will do it you're you're not listening to a word i'm saying
if this was the other
way and i did and i said we have a small part for you you're not doing it do
you get it yeah i would
no you wouldn't your mind test test test no he wouldn't what's a test i'm
testing these guys
because they know he does say yes to a lot of his friends i do it podcasts no i
did that robert
kelly thing on the thing that was terrible but this is me and you it's
different than those people
you wouldn't do it if i did this thing it's a funny really scene stealing kind
of part though it's not
like some throwaway thing it's like you're gonna steal the movie with it yeah
you know i mean it's
super funny there's violence in it i would make me so mad i'm gonna go to the
theater and i'm gonna go
man i wish i was i'm asking you for a favor dude i don't like favors i'm asking
you for a favor okay
you know what what okay that's fine you throw me out no i'm serious you're
right no you're right and
i say yes now listen i'm saying yes yeah hold on hey yeah yeah yeah can i speak
to vic who's vic
this is i'm calling morgan stanley the bank they're my loan hey guys hey vic
are we on hey
hey do you think i could pay my mortgage with favors
yeah our bills could i pay them with favors okay did they take favor slips okay
yeah like if i can't
pay my mortgage this month is it cool if i say it's for a favor hold on could
they do a favor for me
what's up all right vick i'll talk to you all right bye
he's actually getting a phone call it's done right
jean hong just cut it out you made you called morgan morgan
you know i'll do whatever you want i would do anything for you and let me have
a moment
i'm gonna call a mirror though let me have a moment with you okay i mean it you
know i would do anything
for you anytime i know for the rest of my life after this all right yeah i'm on
i'm on bad friends
right now and i i think i lost get that money out and get it ready buddy i know
dude i i admit i was
wrong and i lost and i'm gonna give you the 500. w