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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Gets Dumped & Bobby Goes to WAR!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-17. Transcript available.

- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- What's going on in your world right now?
- Um, nothing.
- You feeling good?
You feeling bad?
What's the news?
- Well, I'm scared for the election.
- You are, well, it's over.
When this podcast comes out, it's over.
- Yeah.
- So how do you feel?
It's over, it happened.
- Kamala.
- Whatever you say.
- Yeah, so I'm not gonna get deported.
- Yeah, you will.
- You'll get deported regardless.
You will.
- Why?
- If we have anything to do with it.
- But you guys are helping me.
- We are, we're gonna keep you in this country
for as long as we can.
- Let me ask you something.
If there was some, like, you know, Trump was like,
you know, I wanna get everyone out of here.
Do you think you and I have,
be able to figure out her situation or no?
- Yeah, we would use like the famous card and we'd get.
- I think that would have to go through,
we'd have to go through Rogan maybe.
- Yeah, we'd have to go through somebody to keep her here.
- Yeah, Rogan would, I mean, yeah.
- Call Trump, 'cause you endorsed him.
- Yeah, please keep her.
- Keep her.
- He's not gonna kick you out.
- He's not gonna kick you out.
- I promise.
- Hopefully.
- No, he's more likely to kick Andres out for sure.
- Well, at least revoke.
- Right, revoke, yeah, revoke the citizenship because.
- You could find out what kind of trash bag he really is.
- Yeah.
- So nothing is going on in your world.
You're in the middle, you're in school right now.
- Yeah, I don't know if I can say it,
but I got dumped by my friends.
- Wait, dumped, I'm sorry, your boyfriend?
- What do you mean? - Friends.
- Where your friend dumped you?
- Tell us what happened.
Let us be helpful.
- Okay, but you guys are also the reason why I got dumped.
- What the fuck did we do?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Please.
- Okay.
- Be honest.
- Remember when I told you I went to that party at Hermosa?
- Yeah.
- More details.
- I remember.
- Sharky's.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those cowboys and stuff there, you said?
- Yeah, and you guys said I needed new friends
because my current friends were trash.
- I didn't.
We didn't say that.
- I never said that.
- That's insane.
- I don't think we said that at all.
- Yeah, you did.
- We said trash?
- I think so.
- And then they heard about it.
- From who?
- From the podcast.
- Why are they listening?
- Why are they listening?
- That's what I'm saying, but then I guess they're listening.
- And then what they say.
- And then they ghosted me.
- Wow.
- They ghosted you.
- They know this is a comedy podcast.
We're fucking kidding.
- I explained it in a long letter.
Apologizing for hurting their feelings.
- No, no, no.
- Are you being fucking real right now, dude?
- Okay.
- I am so livid.
Oh my God.
- First of all.
- Don't get me started, dude.
- You shouldn't have to apologize.
We're joking around.
- We're joking around.
- And you never said anything bad.
- You never said anything bad.
- They didn't like that.
I called them party girls.
- I wanna, I wanna, I hate the party girls.
- It's the re, you know what?
I'm glad Trump won.
I can't, I can't.
That's the point, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I'm done.
- You're done.
- I'm done with it.
- It's gone too far.
- It's too sensitive, I hate it.
- They don't wanna be called party girls?
- Oh my God, oh my God.
- Why is party girl, is that,
and what world would that be like,
that'd be defamatory?
- Oh my God.
- Party girl?
- I wanna party.
- Fuck yeah, you're a party girl.
- Yeah, you're a party girl.
- That's what I.
- I'm a party guy.
- I'm a party boy.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so they didn't.
- So wait, they said they called us party, clearly.
- So what did they, so they called you and go,
we can't believe.
- No, they ghosted me.
- Yeah, but that's, but you're,
you're assuming that the ghost is attached to that.
- Yeah.
- I didn't know how you know that they saw it.
'Cause they must've said something.
- Somebody.
- Someone from that group, that's like,
I'm close to them.
I texted her personally, and then she said,
"Yeah, we didn't like what you said in the podcast,
then you hurt our feelings."
- Okay, first of all, we hurt the feelings.
You didn't do that.
- And then I said party girls.
- Okay, so then you said party girls.
- And I kind of nodded when you guys said you need new friends.
- It's a fucking joke.
- It's a comedy.
- It's a comedy podcast.
- I explained that.
- I can't do it.
I'm out, I'm out.
- Explain it on a letter.
Nobody reads letters.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Or let's try to make amends now.
- They're not gonna listen.
- Yes, but they listen to the last one.
- I don't know.
- So party girls.
I mean, I don't know their names,
so I don't know how to address them.
- Listen up, party girls.
- No, no, no.
How about Jules's ex-friends.
- Jules's ex-friends.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen to me right now.
- By the way, you guys are only creating a monster.
She's gonna become a superhero now because of this, right?
- Yeah.
- You're fueling her fire.
- Okay.
So, um...
Ladies, okay.
Jules is probably one of the best human beings
I've ever met in my whole entire life.
- Fact.
- She's a daughter to me.
I love her like I have my own flesh and blood.
I really believe that.
- Yeah, me too.
- I feel that, okay?
And there's not a bad bone in her body.
- Nope.
- In fact, some of this podcasting,
it's mumbo jumbo.
We're forcing her to do it really, to be honest with you,
'cause she's so good.
You know, I mean, she's just perfect for the show.
- She's brilliant.
She's innocent, right?
There's just certain dynamics that work well with us,
you know, her personality.
And so we bring her on here, you know what I mean?
She's game, right?
- She's game.
- A lot of times she's just kind of going along
with what we're saying.
- She's just having fun.
- She's having fun.
But is she?
Sometimes she's not.
- I'm having fun.
- Yeah, yeah, but at the end of the day,
you know, if you take that personally.
- Come on.
- You can keep going?
- Yes.
- All right.
- You're going to die.
- You're going to die.
- The world is a scary place.
- It's so scary.
I mean, not like, I'm not, I'm just saying.
- No, we're not going to kill you.
- Yeah, we're not going to kill you.
I'm just saying life is going to just fucking.
- It's going to eat your body.
- Come down on you and press you into the dirt.
- Yes.
- All right, and just smudge your face deep into the dirt.
- And then once you learn.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That Jules is not the.
- Are you out of your mind?
- Yeah, it's a bad.
- Life is hard, I'm so sorry.
- And Jules is not the culprit here.
- We are.
We're the evil ones.
- Yes, she's not, she's just having fun.
- Innocent.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And if that is going to sever a friendship
because of a dumb joke that him and I made.
- Yeah.
- That's not chill.
- Yeah.
We know you're not party girls.
We know that you're intelligent,
ethical, moral, sensitive.
- Sensitive for sure.
- What?
Say it.
- A little weak.
- Weak.
- Yeah, weak.
- A little weak.
- Tender.
- Soft.
- Tender soft.
- Pliable.
- Pliable, yeah, yeah.
- Maluable.
- Maluable, yeah, maluable.
- Maluable.
- I like that word, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Valuable, but maluable.
- Valuable, but maluable.
- And look.
- Right.
- We don't know you and we love you.
- We love you.
- And we want you to know that Jules loves you.
- But we also.
- And she's a sensitive soul too.
And she doesn't like someone taking a joke
that these two morons made to heart
because we're dumb idiots.
We really are.
Look at the set that we're on.
- The set that we're on.
- Look, we're inside of a McDonald's.
I mean, give me a break.
We're morons.
- We're morons.
- And we're just trying to have fun.
And please don't take it.
- We're just two guys.
- Don't take it out on Jules.
- Just having fun.
- Two guys just having fun.
- So Jules is a great girl.
And if it's, you know, at the end of the day,
I honestly believe this, it's so your loss.
- That's your loss if you don't wanna be friends with her.
- Really?
Because this is a rising person.
- This is a great human.
- Yeah, he's rising.
- You're just gonna lose a good human.
- You know what she is, dude?
You know what she is?
What?
Have you ever seen Logan?
- Logan Paul?
- No, not Logan Paul.
The movie, Logan.
- Oh yeah, Logan.
The origin story?
- Yeah.
- Remember the little girl?
- Oh yes.
- With the two claws?
- Yes.
- Right?
- She's from Spain.
- She's from Spain, yeah?
- Shut up on Grace.
- Okay, zoom in on that.
- That's Rudy.
- That right there is Rudy.
- That's Rudy.
- 'Cause she loves knives, right?
And so, hey, party girls, you wanna fuck with that?
- I wouldn't.
- I wouldn't fuck with that.
- I'd want that on my side.
- Right.
See that body right there?
That was a party boy.
- That was a party boy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And she destroyed him, right?
So if you don't call her back,
you're gonna have war with us.
- That's right, you don't want that.
- You don't want that.
- You call her back, you invite her back to Moose McGillicuddy's
or wherever you guys go.
- It was Moose McGillicuddy.
- Yeah, yeah, or whatever, right?
Or Sharky's Pizza, or Woodfire Mexican food,
whatever it is.
- Yeah, Pitfire.
- Pitfire, right, right.
And you go out and hang out with these fucking-
- And have fun.
- Have fun.
And just know that you're party girls.
- Know that you are party girls.
- You know what, I'm gonna double down on it.
You are party girls.
- You're absolutely party girls.
- Right?
- Because we get mad at the things we are.
- Yeah, we get mad at the things we are.
- And you got mad 'cause somebody called you a party girl
because you're a party girl, party girls.
- We did a full fucking tweet.
We came right back to where we started.
- We don't care.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm good.
No, you know what?
I'm gonna go this way.
Stop, stop.
Good.
Don't ever talk to them again.
Don't ever talk to them again.
I just thought about it.
It's fucking uncalled for.
- You deserve cool friends.
- Yeah, cool friends.
- That don't care about two idiots saying something dumb.
Yeah.
- It's just awkward going to school 'cause I see them and then-
- I'm sorry. - Oh, yeah?
- Well, I don't want you to-
- You know what, dude?
Don't see them.
- Well, school-
- Don't see them.
- Pretty small.
- Yeah, what?
- In school?
I can see them though.
- But I see people that I don't see.
You know, you'll still listen to this, right?
- This is true.
- This is true, dude.
- He did it yesterday.
- Yeah, I do it all the time.
If there's somebody at a party I don't like-
- Yeah, you don't see them.
- I see them, but I don't.
- I didn't know you were there.
I see right through them.
- I didn't even see you were at the party.
- See right through them.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- They're nothing.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
You're in a movie, okay?
You know, I'll tell you something right now.
There was a movie called Commando.
- Love.
- Do you remember the Commando?
- Yeah, you do.
- Who was in the movie Commando?
- Well, McCone doesn't know.
- McCone, do you know?
- I actually haven't seen Commando.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who was in it, Andres?
Arnold.
Dear old Arnold's in Commando, right?
There's a scene in Commando.
Well, this is probably,
I could use probably a million other movies.
- Yeah.
- I don't know why I used Commando.
It just came to my mind.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I just remember watching Commando as a kid,
and there was like a couple of people
exploding in the background.
- Love.
- Right?
And I'm like, I always thought to myself,
oh, that actor, he had not much to do.
- Yeah, yeah.
So that was Commando.
- It's Mr. Steel, your girl.
- But if you see that, right?
There's a million people that die in back of them.
They explode, they get shot up and whatever, right?
A lot of times, it's like that.
Be Commando.
- Be Commando, shoot 'em up.
- Shoot 'em up, dude.
- Well, don't literally, but metaphorically shoot 'em up.
- Be that guy.
- Okay.
- And with the little Logan girl.
Like a combo deal.
- Okay.
- Commando Logan.
- Dude, you're Commando Logan, dude.
- You're Commando Logan.
- In fact, when you turn Saturday, that's your new name.
- Commando Logan.
- Yeah.
- Salute, Commando Logan.
- That's British.
- That's the British, that is.
- That's US.
- No, that's British.
- That's no way, dude.
- That's British.
- This?
- Yeah.
-
- Oi!
- Doin' my national anthem, are you?
Be so close, loves it when you do that.
- Is that really British?
- No.
- What is it?
- That's ours.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- Yeah, it's British.
- Yeah, it's British.
- I know, you're right.
- That's all right.
- Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh.

Rudy Gets Dumped & Bobby Goes to WAR!

- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- What's going on in your world right now?
- Um, nothing.
- You feeling good?
You feeling bad?
What's the news?
- Well, I'm scared for the election.
- You are, well, it's over.
When this podcast comes out, it's over.
- Yeah.
- So how do you feel?
It's over, it happened.
- Kamala.
- Whatever you say.
- Yeah, so I'm not gonna get deported.
- Yeah, you will.
- You'll get deported regardless.
You will.
- Why?
- If we have anything to do with it.
- But you guys are helping me.
- We are, we're gonna keep you in this country
for as long as we can.
- Let me ask you something.
If there was some, like, you know, Trump was like,
you know, I wanna get everyone out of here.
Do you think you and I have,
be able to figure out her situation or no?
- Yeah, we would use like the famous card and we'd get.
- I think that would have to go through,
we'd have to go through Rogan maybe.
- Yeah, we'd have to go through somebody to keep her here.
- Yeah, Rogan would, I mean, yeah.
- Call Trump, 'cause you endorsed him.
- Yeah, please keep her.
- Keep her.
- He's not gonna kick you out.
- He's not gonna kick you out.
- I promise.
- Hopefully.
- No, he's more likely to kick Andres out for sure.
- Well, at least revoke.
- Right, revoke, yeah, revoke the citizenship because.
- You could find out what kind of trash bag he really is.
- Yeah.
- So nothing is going on in your world.
You're in the middle, you're in school right now.
- Yeah, I don't know if I can say it,
but I got dumped by my friends.
- Wait, dumped, I'm sorry, your boyfriend?
- What do you mean? - Friends.
- Where your friend dumped you?
- Tell us what happened.
Let us be helpful.
- Okay, but you guys are also the reason why I got dumped.
- What the fuck did we do?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Please.
- Okay.
- Be honest.
- Remember when I told you I went to that party at Hermosa?
- Yeah.
- More details.
- I remember.
- Sharky's.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those cowboys and stuff there, you said?
- Yeah, and you guys said I needed new friends
because my current friends were trash.
- I didn't.
We didn't say that.
- I never said that.
- That's insane.
- I don't think we said that at all.
- Yeah, you did.
- We said trash?
- I think so.
- And then they heard about it.
- From who?
- From the podcast.
- Why are they listening?
- Why are they listening?
- That's what I'm saying, but then I guess they're listening.
- And then what they say.
- And then they ghosted me.
- Wow.
- They ghosted you.
- They know this is a comedy podcast.
We're fucking kidding.
- I explained it in a long letter.
Apologizing for hurting their feelings.
- No, no, no.
- Are you being fucking real right now, dude?
- Okay.
- I am so livid.
Oh my God.
- First of all.
- Don't get me started, dude.
- You shouldn't have to apologize.
We're joking around.
- We're joking around.
- And you never said anything bad.
- You never said anything bad.
- They didn't like that.
I called them party girls.
- I wanna, I wanna, I hate the party girls.
- It's the re, you know what?
I'm glad Trump won.
I can't, I can't.
That's the point, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I'm done.
- You're done.
- I'm done with it.
- It's gone too far.
- It's too sensitive, I hate it.
- They don't wanna be called party girls?
- Oh my God, oh my God.
- Why is party girl, is that,
and what world would that be like,
that'd be defamatory?
- Oh my God.
- Party girl?
- I wanna party.
- Fuck yeah, you're a party girl.
- Yeah, you're a party girl.
- That's what I.
- I'm a party guy.
- I'm a party boy.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so they didn't.
- So wait, they said they called us party, clearly.
- So what did they, so they called you and go,
we can't believe.
- No, they ghosted me.
- Yeah, but that's, but you're,
you're assuming that the ghost is attached to that.
- Yeah.
- I didn't know how you know that they saw it.
'Cause they must've said something.
- Somebody.
- Someone from that group, that's like,
I'm close to them.
I texted her personally, and then she said,
"Yeah, we didn't like what you said in the podcast,
then you hurt our feelings."
- Okay, first of all, we hurt the feelings.
You didn't do that.
- And then I said party girls.
- Okay, so then you said party girls.
- And I kind of nodded when you guys said you need new friends.
- It's a fucking joke.
- It's a comedy.
- It's a comedy podcast.
- I explained that.
- I can't do it.
I'm out, I'm out.
- Explain it on a letter.
Nobody reads letters.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Or let's try to make amends now.
- They're not gonna listen.
- Yes, but they listen to the last one.
- I don't know.
- So party girls.
I mean, I don't know their names,
so I don't know how to address them.
- Listen up, party girls.
- No, no, no.
How about Jules's ex-friends.
- Jules's ex-friends.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen to me right now.
- By the way, you guys are only creating a monster.
She's gonna become a superhero now because of this, right?
- Yeah.
- You're fueling her fire.
- Okay.
So, um...
Ladies, okay.
Jules is probably one of the best human beings
I've ever met in my whole entire life.
- Fact.
- She's a daughter to me.
I love her like I have my own flesh and blood.
I really believe that.
- Yeah, me too.
- I feel that, okay?
And there's not a bad bone in her body.
- Nope.
- In fact, some of this podcasting,
it's mumbo jumbo.
We're forcing her to do it really, to be honest with you,
'cause she's so good.
You know, I mean, she's just perfect for the show.
- She's brilliant.
She's innocent, right?
There's just certain dynamics that work well with us,
you know, her personality.
And so we bring her on here, you know what I mean?
She's game, right?
- She's game.
- A lot of times she's just kind of going along
with what we're saying.
- She's just having fun.
- She's having fun.
But is she?
Sometimes she's not.
- I'm having fun.
- Yeah, yeah, but at the end of the day,
you know, if you take that personally.
- Come on.
- You can keep going?
- Yes.
- All right.
- You're going to die.
- You're going to die.
- The world is a scary place.
- It's so scary.
I mean, not like, I'm not, I'm just saying.
- No, we're not going to kill you.
- Yeah, we're not going to kill you.
I'm just saying life is going to just fucking.
- It's going to eat your body.
- Come down on you and press you into the dirt.
- Yes.
- All right, and just smudge your face deep into the dirt.
- And then once you learn.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That Jules is not the.
- Are you out of your mind?
- Yeah, it's a bad.
- Life is hard, I'm so sorry.
- And Jules is not the culprit here.
- We are.
We're the evil ones.
- Yes, she's not, she's just having fun.
- Innocent.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And if that is going to sever a friendship
because of a dumb joke that him and I made.
- Yeah.
- That's not chill.
- Yeah.
We know you're not party girls.
We know that you're intelligent,
ethical, moral, sensitive.
- Sensitive for sure.
- What?
Say it.
- A little weak.
- Weak.
- Yeah, weak.
- A little weak.
- Tender.
- Soft.
- Tender soft.
- Pliable.
- Pliable, yeah, yeah.
- Maluable.
- Maluable, yeah, maluable.
- Maluable.
- I like that word, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Valuable, but maluable.
- Valuable, but maluable.
- And look.
- Right.
- We don't know you and we love you.
- We love you.
- And we want you to know that Jules loves you.
- But we also.
- And she's a sensitive soul too.
And she doesn't like someone taking a joke
that these two morons made to heart
because we're dumb idiots.
We really are.
Look at the set that we're on.
- The set that we're on.
- Look, we're inside of a McDonald's.
I mean, give me a break.
We're morons.
- We're morons.
- And we're just trying to have fun.
And please don't take it.
- We're just two guys.
- Don't take it out on Jules.
- Just having fun.
- Two guys just having fun.
- So Jules is a great girl.
And if it's, you know, at the end of the day,
I honestly believe this, it's so your loss.
- That's your loss if you don't wanna be friends with her.
- Really?
Because this is a rising person.
- This is a great human.
- Yeah, he's rising.
- You're just gonna lose a good human.
- You know what she is, dude?
You know what she is?
What?
Have you ever seen Logan?
- Logan Paul?
- No, not Logan Paul.
The movie, Logan.
- Oh yeah, Logan.
The origin story?
- Yeah.
- Remember the little girl?
- Oh yes.
- With the two claws?
- Yes.
- Right?
- She's from Spain.
- She's from Spain, yeah?
- Shut up on Grace.
- Okay, zoom in on that.
- That's Rudy.
- That right there is Rudy.
- That's Rudy.
- 'Cause she loves knives, right?
And so, hey, party girls, you wanna fuck with that?
- I wouldn't.
- I wouldn't fuck with that.
- I'd want that on my side.
- Right.
See that body right there?
That was a party boy.
- That was a party boy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And she destroyed him, right?
So if you don't call her back,
you're gonna have war with us.
- That's right, you don't want that.
- You don't want that.
- You call her back, you invite her back to Moose McGillicuddy's
or wherever you guys go.
- It was Moose McGillicuddy.
- Yeah, yeah, or whatever, right?
Or Sharky's Pizza, or Woodfire Mexican food,
whatever it is.
- Yeah, Pitfire.
- Pitfire, right, right.
And you go out and hang out with these fucking-
- And have fun.
- Have fun.
And just know that you're party girls.
- Know that you are party girls.
- You know what, I'm gonna double down on it.
You are party girls.
- You're absolutely party girls.
- Right?
- Because we get mad at the things we are.
- Yeah, we get mad at the things we are.
- And you got mad 'cause somebody called you a party girl
because you're a party girl, party girls.
- We did a full fucking tweet.
We came right back to where we started.
- We don't care.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm good.
No, you know what?
I'm gonna go this way.
Stop, stop.
Good.
Don't ever talk to them again.
Don't ever talk to them again.
I just thought about it.
It's fucking uncalled for.
- You deserve cool friends.
- Yeah, cool friends.
- That don't care about two idiots saying something dumb.
Yeah.
- It's just awkward going to school 'cause I see them and then-
- I'm sorry. - Oh, yeah?
- Well, I don't want you to-
- You know what, dude?
Don't see them.
- Well, school-
- Don't see them.
- Pretty small.
- Yeah, what?
- In school?
I can see them though.
- But I see people that I don't see.
You know, you'll still listen to this, right?
- This is true.
- This is true, dude.
- He did it yesterday.
- Yeah, I do it all the time.
If there's somebody at a party I don't like-
- Yeah, you don't see them.
- I see them, but I don't.
- I didn't know you were there.
I see right through them.
- I didn't even see you were at the party.
- See right through them.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- They're nothing.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
You're in a movie, okay?
You know, I'll tell you something right now.
There was a movie called Commando.
- Love.
- Do you remember the Commando?
- Yeah, you do.
- Who was in the movie Commando?
- Well, McCone doesn't know.
- McCone, do you know?
- I actually haven't seen Commando.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who was in it, Andres?
Arnold.
Dear old Arnold's in Commando, right?
There's a scene in Commando.
Well, this is probably,
I could use probably a million other movies.
- Yeah.
- I don't know why I used Commando.
It just came to my mind.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I just remember watching Commando as a kid,
and there was like a couple of people
exploding in the background.
- Love.
- Right?
And I'm like, I always thought to myself,
oh, that actor, he had not much to do.
- Yeah, yeah.
So that was Commando.
- It's Mr. Steel, your girl.
- But if you see that, right?
There's a million people that die in back of them.
They explode, they get shot up and whatever, right?
A lot of times, it's like that.
Be Commando.
- Be Commando, shoot 'em up.
- Shoot 'em up, dude.
- Well, don't literally, but metaphorically shoot 'em up.
- Be that guy.
- Okay.
- And with the little Logan girl.
Like a combo deal.
- Okay.
- Commando Logan.
- Dude, you're Commando Logan, 