Name: Bobby's New Man Crush
Uploaded: 2024-12-18T17:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's New Man Crush' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's New Man Crush' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-18. Transcript available.

uh so i have a crush you have a little new crush but it's a gay and that's okay
whoa
ring the bell i finally got you to come out on this after all these years of
doing the three
card monty he finally picked it's a smart roll it's a smart roll oh it is go
ahead who who's the
crush charles milton so it is gay no i just think he's hot what do you mean
what do you mean you
said no it's not gay it's not gay that's gay that's gay it's okay how is how
isn't because i'm i hung
out with them i went bowling with them right so you're gay no he taught me how
to bowl i've heard
that before what a guy no honestly he really did he's like dude the underhand
because you know how
i bowl and i go underhand yeah you flip it he goes he grabbed my hand like this
and he goes grip it
like this right keep your eye on the that's a date no it's not a date dude he
showed you how to bowl
yeah and he goes and then he goes just don't you it's not about strength i want
more accuracy this
sounds so gay no and i just looked over his face and he got any smiled that guy
right there yeah and
i he got so i he i learned and then i had the best score i've ever gotten he
scored well it was me
charles milton and ali wong on one team and then gene sunny you know i mean
from beef and some other
people on the other team and charles milton taught me how to fucking bowl and
you got a little
crush and that's not a crush it's not no i'm not gay you said crush to start
the whole thing i think
that he but can i be honest with you ask me if you think i think i see if he
handsome do you think
couldn't even get it out i couldn't even get it out ask me yeah do you think
charles milton is
handsome yeah and i can say that as a hetero okay okay seems like you get
butterflies when seeing him
it's not butterfly you know here's what i got excited about can i tell you how
i got excited
it sounds like butterflies doesn't it yeah no you don't know what butterflies
are then
you do yeah i think i know and i think you look at that look at that right now
stare at that for
five seconds quietly he was he doesn't look like that stare at that five four
three two
one i can actually see it in your eyes you're having like a throwback in your
eyes
all right so so you got a little crush yeah it's not a crush but um it's a man
crush
so i was at the bowling alley and he comes he has a motorcycle right so he has
a helmet right
of course he has like like one of those wolverine leather jackets right and he
looks greasy
yeah and he just came out took the helmet off and i looked at i i could
recognize him already right
but i'm like you know i'm like you know i said don't don't make the first move
don't don't like
just be cool you know what i mean yeah so i was just kind of like looking at
like a girl on a date
no no i was looking at the bolt so i see him i was right next to where the rack
of the bowling so i
was like sticking my fingers in the holes to see what whoa what you think that's
a thing no but i'm
trying to find the right hole yeah you're saying i know you are yeah yeah i
know you are right and
then he goes he comes right up to me and he goes i'm a big fan of yours yeah
and i go you want a bowl
he goes eat first so we ate first so you had a date you had a dinner date no kajin
was there too
the one we just talked earlier sure yeah gene was eating with you yeah us i
mean me gene and charles
and we ate um was it ever just you and charles alone no no did you want it to
be no you see this
is kind of bullshit i'm talking at the end of the night this is the kind of
bullshit when he said
about a photo of it when he said goodbye no leave it up yeah at the end of the
night when he said goodbye
did you kind of want to hang some more well he's a talented guy i want to learn
you want to hang some
more yeah i want to learn things from him he taught me how to bowl you want to
see him again
did you exchange numbers no i didn't do you wish you did nope is this a little
cry on the internet
no no this is so stupid what you're doing right now dude i'm not gay it's
ridiculous it's okay no
don't do that doesn't work whatever it doesn't matter okay no one cares anyway
you don't have man
crushes because let me say something right now i saw at the party last night
dude i think you do on whom
what on whom chris porter that's our man crush you're swinging for you're you're
really reaching
i was reaching for it yeah fitzsimmons yeah you and fitzsimmons have a little
man crushy he's a great
guy we just we just love to he shits on me like the way we joke is the way you
and i joke yeah yeah
he's got great he's a great guy great rhythm he'll talk really good shit by the
way the barbecue we had
last night aj's so good so good my god dude that's the one thing i the problem
i have with can i say
go ahead no go ahead here's my problem go ahead i'm going to say my problem now
and what all i wanted
to hear my problem say it baby okay so it's so funny because that bowling party
and bert's party there is
one common thread and guess what the common thread is there was something there
at both parties and i
think i know you you know what it is oh yeah what is it people that don't
deserve to be there no no no
i'm kidding no it's something you consume i'm kidding something you consume
weed no alcohol it's a food oh cake whose cake tom cruise yes bingo tom cruise
cake so there's a cake
coconut it's a coconut cake that tom cruise in all the party he gives it as
gifts apparently and when
he goes to events like weddings and whatnot he brings his cake and apparently
it's legendary tom
cruise cake it's called tom cruise coconut cake okay so so when i went to that
beef party where i saw
charles there were six tom cruise cakes and they made an announcement tom
cruise cake they bring that out
right and i ate it i'm like pretty good yeah that's fine but then bert brings
it out hey guys you can't
believe it like they as if it was from tom cruise's yeah i mean that that's the
you know i mean the
the oven he does poop white yeah yeah right it was almost as if and they're
like we got it like it's
hard to find right so i waited in line like everyone yes you did i was excited
you were very excited yeah
yeah yeah god i'll get the tom cruise cake again you know i mean but i like the
sheet cake better
the sheet cake was better it was so good the sheet cake the sheet cake brought
it that was so that
was so good but the tom cruise cake is good sure right but when you're eating
it you're like if i if
if i didn't know this was tom cruise's cake would i go oh best coconut camera
no i don't think so no
you go this is how it tastes like coconut it's a good kick coconut cake you
ever had coconut cake
i don't like coconut yeah yeah what if they all have like there's a matt damon
danish oh a damn
damon danish right like a damon danish or do you think everyone has one thing
yeah i would i would
love to have a bobby lee uh um flan dude like at a party people like we got it
bobby lee flan it'd
probably be what something else what do you mean flan is typically a mexican
yeah but that's what
makes it increase intriguing a korean dude you know what i mean well you'd be
like the tom cruise
cake isn't something that he made he found it the baker and he was like oh this
is my thing
you think that's good wait till you try bobby lee's flan right well they have a
carrot cake there
that's mine last night i ate it it was better than the i thought the coconut
cake that's andrew
santino's carrot cake that is well i was gonna say it was bobby lee's carrot
cake i'm i'm orange oh
that clearly would be mike oh yeah maybe they have 11 pound cake i could be
that could be bobby lee it's
much more than 11 pound cake what lemon pound cake oh lemon pound that's you
yeah yeah i think
she said 11 pound cake i was like it's that's come on i never said oh no no the
11 is the number you
need to lose the 11 pound cake that's what it is okay okay you're like lemon
pound cake you're right
i'm sorry lemon pound cake that's the bobby lee cake yeah not 11. you're kind
of more of like a seven
layer dip that's kind of your that they have that there then maybe i can claim
maybe seven layer dip
cake okay okay lemon pound cake bobby lee carrot cake andrew santino yeah yeah
what's rudy what would you have
can i be a brownie that's actually yeah we got rudy jules's brownie
you