Name: The Fried Woking Dead
Uploaded: 2024-12-27T15:15:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Fried Woking Dead' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Fried Woking Dead' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-27. Transcript available.

so i re-watched a tv show last night and i think it's one of the greatest shows
that no one's
watched what is it it's called um it's called kingdom oh this is the the mma
show no oh it's
a korean show on netflix called kingdom have you seen it it's the greatest show
i think i mean i've
seen it twice now there's two seasons it's so fucking good and nobody watches
it well someone
muster on a second or third season right yeah they did two seasons and then a
movie based on kingdom
it's so fucking good and oh god i can't and no one like i i can't talk to
anybody about it
what is it have white people in it no it's all koreans yeah and it's also oh my
god does it does
it have white people in it yeah yeah can i just tell you what it's about yeah
of course so it's
ancient korea i'm already out that's that's what i mean yeah yeah that's all
right yeah
yeah you're right there's anything ancient it's gotta yeah it's gotta be china
we can only see
ancient chinese shit so it's ancient korea right and it's like it's like a um a
game of thronesy
kind of a show where there's like what's going on game of a throne
right yeah the guy's pitching it's like imagine game of thrones okay are you
saying singular
what no game of thrones all of them so many everyone everyone everybody
everybody you know
and then they go okay and they're like and then but then you you know walking
walking dead
uh walk oh walking dead but it's walk walking dead you know you know how they
you know the number
yeah the zombie the fried walking dead the fly walking dead yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah you can pull
walk excel walks okay you put walk perfect in the show we it's like uh product
placement product
crazy okay so what is your show about okay so ancient korea got it right game
of thrones got it
right walking dead god put it together oh yeah we are kingdom oh yeah we'll buy
it yeah that does
sound like that's how it got sold in the room right walking dead yeah game of
thrones in set in
ancient korea okay so i'll get that's a good pitch so i'll give you the premise
yeah there's a king
right he's an emperor okay let me guess is it set during the the joseon dynasty
yes how'd you know how'd
you know how'd you know how'd you know pretty good guess i guess all right and
so he remarried and he
he had he you know the queen is a concubine one of his concubines oh this must
have been taking place
during the engine war is that true or no how do you know that i know a little
bit of korean history
seriously you saw the show in the 17th century no i know a little bit of korean
history
keep going please talk to me i want it but i'm just i know some of those things
okay anyway um
does it follow based on is it based on real people like lee chang is yeah yeah
yeah it follows lee chang
shut the fuck up dude shut the fuck up dude what shut the fuck up did you see
it okay anyway let me
know lee chang is the crown you know that what do you mean i know some ancient
oh you're reading it no
yeah you're reading it no i'm not all right anyway stop reading it all right
let me pitch it to you okay
listen jules all right okay all right so um so this this concubine she's young
right and she's pregnant
right and he's old super old emperor right but he already he already had a son
he's a good guy
his son is a good guy yeah so when the king dies right the emperor dies his son
is gonna become emperor
but the concubine's like i'm pregnant oh and i have the next right and and if
my baby gets born
right right i love this right and then the emperor is dying he's so old so
there's a herb out in the
mountains right and it's it there's like worms attached to this herb uh-huh and
so when you eat
the herb the worms turn into these worms and they attack your brain you turn
into a zombie
whoa right so she's like trying to prolong the king's life because he's dying
so she feeds him this flower
so that he stays alive until she gives birth because if he dies then he's
automatically
emperor this other son whoa what this is wild no i feel like you don't like it
i love it yeah yeah
right i thought it was going to go a different way no no no no right so the the
emperor's oldest son
is like going like he he knows that his dad's sick he's already dead but he's a
zombie and they're
locked up he's locked up in his like fortress but he's technically still alive
he's technically still
alive but the bitch concubine isn't really even pregnant she puts a thing in
there to pretend
right and she's there she's on the side gathering women all over that are
pregnant
and seeing if they're males the oh she's trying to find a steal the baby steal
a baby whoa right
and then uh what happens is the emperor he's in the fortress and there's a
little servant who feeds him
like humans flesh yeah right but the boy gets bitten okay he turns into a
zombie no yeah but he dies
dies and some people don't turn into zombie he just died yeah but what happens
is the doctor brings him
to a different town to um just do an autopsy uh-huh but that town is so hungry
that one of the villagers
chops him the boy's carcass up and feeds it to the villagers i can i can see
why people didn't watch this
and then the villagers oh dude i know okay can i just say this it's too much no
no what okay there's
this this after the first anyone will listen the first episode the very end
scene watch it it is
incredible i'll say this okay it sounds good it went a little too wonky donkey
here's what it should
have been she's pregnant she's actually it shows what you're talking about if
they did two seasons
you can't rewrite it i'm rewriting okay all right you won't it wasn't hit you
just said it lasted two
and then they killed it and no one watched it you started this off by saying
nobody watched this
fucking show so clearly it wasn't a hit it wasn't a hit here's how it would
have been great take it
out of the fantasy world of zombies just make it so that she's pregnant and
there is a team of people
who are trying to kill her so this baby doesn't get born so that this other
other next of kin gets
the kingdom so it's a war of trying to kill this woman to get this baby out of
her so she she's not
carrying the next king no i love that better than eating a worm in the brain
and they keep them in
the zombie and it bites the boy no but these villagers that eat i don't like
zombies that's
my you know i don't oh you don't like zombies can i can i ask you about zombies
zombies doesn't
do it for me i have a thought about zombies you like zombies i like zombies
okay yeah
if you watch any have we talked about zombies before on the show probably we
love something we
like zombies i have you thought we'll come listen okay you're a director
so rude to do that with andres right i know i know you know so when you see
like walking dead or
anything are you you don't like talking about this no i want to hear this sigh
no because i'm just fat
right now you look great no brother i lit the mirror this morning 205 206 i
think it was yesterday
fatty fatty patty patty yeah fatty patty wagon i was just eating when i watched
the walking
dead what when you see you see average zombies you mean looks wise they're
essentially average
people who turn it into average zombies right yeah so they're all wearing like
you know a workman's
jacket right just regular regular people right but you never see dwarf zombie
oh yeah you mean the you
you never see that you never see that you never see that