Name: Andrew Santino is OBSESSED with The Great British Baking Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino is OBSESSED with The Great British Baking Show' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-31. Transcript available.

But by the way, The Great British Baking Show.
But it made me cry.
Top-tier television.
Top-tier television.
It's not just top-tier.
There's a wholesomeness about it.
Beautiful.
And a warmth about it that, like, none of that's in my own life.
Or in American culture.
That's only happened in the British competition shows.
It doesn't happen in the American competition shows.
Yeah.
Do you know why?
I have the secret.
I want to know.
Money.
There's no prize money in the British shows.
Zero.
It's all for pride.
All the American shows are based on Top Chef.
You can win $100,000.
Yeah, it's Star Trek.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
In Star Trek, there's no money.
No money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In that world.
So the goal is pride.
It's a pride.
It's, it's, it is.
Yeah.
Being, bonding with other human beings.
Community.
Community.
And they don't have the American shows.
Yeah, you're right.
The American shows.
Exactly.
It's all like, give me the money.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to be Ruben Stutter.
Yeah, yeah.
Like when Paul Hollywood, dude.
When Paul Hollywood gives you a handshake, I literally tear up.
That's more than money.
That's the point.
That's more than much.
That's more than money.
That's more than much.
But I'm saying, you can't replay.
I don't know what that means, but.
That's more than much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't replay.
There's Paul Hollywood right now.
Right there.
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
You watch the show?
Fox.
No.
It's the best show on television.
He, so what happens is, it's a baking show.
And when he tastes something, it's usually something that he can't make,
because he's one of the
best bread bakers in the world.
In the world.
In the world, right?
So sometimes, you know, they're amateur bakers.
And sometimes he'll eat it.
And he'll chew it.
You can tell what's going on in his mind.
He's like, holy shit, that was good.
Right?
Right.
And every once in a while, he'll go, handshake.
And when the contestant gets a handshake, they start crying.
Yeah.
Because they know that he doesn't give those up often.
And they know that it's excellence, pure excellence.
It's such a great show.
And Prue is fun to look at, too.
I love Prue.
Prue, Prue, Prue.
The comedy.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I don't know.
They've tried to hire, well, they used to have a couple of comedians come and
go on the
show.
Yeah.
Why do they even need to do it?
Sketches and stuff.
I think because it kills time.
I think it's a filler.
Yeah.
That's Prue right there.
We love Prue.
Prue's great.
Look at the lettuce on her.
Zoom in, by the way.
Yeah.
She's got the thickest head of hair.
I know.
It's beautiful.
What flavor does she not like?
Wait, hold on.
This is funny.
Yeah.
There's something that she doesn't like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's an ingredient.
Paul Hollywood's the same way.
He doesn't like, because he said it to the young guy, too, in the middle of the
season.
Let me guess.
Matcha?
No, matcha he doesn't like.
That's what they call it.
He doesn't like matcha.
Matcha.
Yeah, they don't like matcha.
He doesn't like matcha.
But she doesn't like, I'll tell you.
Hold on, hold on.
Give me a hint.
Okay.
Give me one little hint.
It's something that we eat in our sandwiches.
We make sandwiches out of it.
Make our sandwiches out of it?
It's like a filling for a sandwich.
Oh, an ingredient.
Yeah, yeah.
Peanut butter.
Yes.
Yeah, she hates peanut butter.
She doesn't like peanut butter.
I remember this.
By the way.
See, we're both.
How do you not like peanut butter?
How do you not like it?
It's the greatest adventure ever made.
You like peanut butter?
It's so good.
What do they have?
What are you, chunky or creamy?
Brother.
Well, let me guess.
Just like my cum.
Chunky, chunky, chunky.
Oh, chunky, chunky.
Chunky, chunky, chunky.
Just like I like my pussy.
Chunky, chunky, chunky.
I like my peanut butter like I like my pussy.
Chunky, chunky, chunky.
I love chunky.
I want to crunch on it.
I want to feel the bite.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is the thing because when we were kids.
What is that, discharge?
You know when you crumble chips inside of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich
because you
need the crunch?
When you have potato chips and the chunky peanut butter, mm.
Oh, my.
Wait, wait.
You do peanut butter?
Wait.
Wait, wait.
Stop, stop.
Crumble up potato chips and put them inside the peanut butter and jelly
sandwich.
You got to be kidding me.
Like Lay's?
No.
You've never done.
Ruffles.
You got to show me.
Ruffles?
Oh, bro.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
I got to try it.
It's one of my favorite things on earth.
Are you sure?
Are you tricking me?
You will love it.
You guys have never done this?
You've never crumbled up chips on the inside of a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich?
My God, it's fucking phenomenal.
There are potato chips in there.
Look at that.
There you go.
Yeah, you crumble up.
So, these are kettle cooked.
This might be, kettle cooked might be a little bit too much.
You need something that's a little bit easier to break because kettles kind of
cut the roof
of your mouth if you catch them at a wrong angle.
So, what, is it the saltiness of it?
Yeah.
It's the crunch.
Just put salt in it then.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
And also flavor.
You got to pick a good flavor you like.
As we must, as we must.
It's white people shit.
It's shit that you guys hide.
We've been hiding it for a year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why do you hide shit like that?
Well, let me tell you something.
I was going to the meeting last week and I said, can we share this with the
others?
And all of the whites were like, we'd rather you not.
Oh, the white?
But I said, you know.
How many people are at the white meeting?
Oh, well, what's our local?
Our local 416 is what?
I don't know.
There's like 100 people there or something like that.
Yeah, 120.
100, 120, depending on who.
And then what, so let me, oh, because I've always wanted to know about white
meetings.
Yeah.
Right, so.
But can I tell you real fast before you ask?
Okay.
I said, I want to share some of this with my Asian best friend, Livid.
They kicked me out of this sanctuary.
Oh, you're invited?
Really?
He's a co-chair.
Out of all the people in our area, he's the co-chair?
Well, he's a co-chair of this.
I mean, Steve Carell lives around here.
Yeah, well.
Does Carell go?
He is the Illuminati chair.
Oh, there's different.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
He's not there.
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
Well, he beams in.
He beams in.
Oh, you have, okay.
Yeah, we see him.
Wait, what do you got to, but ask, go ahead.
Oh, may I?
Yeah.
May I?
So, would I, I have so many questions.
I mean, I'll answer one right now.
Yeah, Snow was originally black.
We made it white.
That was my first question.
Yep.
Oh, my God.
Snow was originally.
Wow, I did not know that.
Wow.
Yep.
Yeah, are there any black angels?
McCone knows the answer.
Yeah, do you know the answer?
Tell him about the, tell him, he asked, are there black angels?
And go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, because you guys have all the, like, the Dead Sea Scrolls or
whatever you have.
Correct.
Right, yeah.
Tell him.
Correct.
Yeah, are there black angels?
I don't think I'm allowed to tell him.
Are you nervous about this question?
All right, well, we could bypass the question.
Would you like to come to one of these meetings?
We are looking for staff.
Yeah, but, I mean, I'm, I mean, I'd be honored, but, you know, I'm not.
Well, you'd be working the meeting.
You'd be working.
Anyway, so you have non-whites working in the meeting?
Well, yeah, we're not going to do that shit.
That's disgusting.
We're not going to.
Oh, but would I be able to eventually move my way up the channel and be white?
There's room to shift.
What do you mean?
Well, it's mostly, it's mostly lateral.
Oh, it's this way.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want that.
I would rather not.
You'd be lucky to be there.
I understand that.
I mean, I've always wanted to see a white meeting, right?
I mean, if I'm doing the janitorial stuff, like sweeping and all that stuff.
You would be.
Would I be able to peek in and watch what's going on or no?
Perhaps.
I need a guarantee here, babe.
Well, my dear, you pass one of the tests and you can.
The baby blood?
That's not, you don't get those tests.
Oh, what does the minorities get?
Tell them.
Yeah, tell us, McCone.
Give them one of the minorities.
Yeah, yeah.
You remember them.
You just got, you just got, you had your exam a week ago.
Yeah.
You know, you're enacting some of it.
What is it?
What is the, what is, what is minorities' first task here?
One of the minorities' first tasks is.
Can you talk into the mic, please?
Handling the catering for everything is one, you know.
Just, I mean, we call that anti-comedy.
Anti, anti.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, and you know we edit the show, you could say anything.
Yeah, yeah.
This could have been so fun.
You could say anything.
Yeah, that was the most anti-comedy.
This bit, I don't know why it scares me.
It wasn't even bad.
Oh, I know.
You know what's funny?
I'm just basically explaining Scientology.
That's all I'm going to tell.
I know.
So what is it?
I don't know if about, I don't know, if I can, I don't know.
I don't know about cults, I think.
Oh, okay.
I mean.
No, this bit does scare you.
Funny.
For some reason, it doesn't chill down my spine.
This bit will be taken out of context.
Yeah.
And they'll be like, they really are in a cult.
You literally never said anything bad.
I know.
It's obviously a joke.
No, no, but it's funny how they do, how someone on the internet will be like,
were they really
joking?
Were they really joking about this white meeting?
Yeah, yeah.
And you know what?
You'll never know.
You'll never know.
Yeah.
That's insane.
We don't have one.
We don't have one.
We don't have one.
We don't have one.