Name: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino on the Mic
Uploaded: 2025-01-01T18:37:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino on the Mic' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino on the Mic' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-01. Transcript available.

you turn this up yeah let's go yeah the bad race podcast why is bobby lee
accusing me of being on
drugs do you want to do some of this yeah you want to try it out okay you could
try it out
just get it close to your mouth i know how it works what doesn't sound like it
yeah
now i know how it works put away the other mic i know how it works
it's fun isn't it no oh my god you gotta get closer dude you gotta closer
closer to it you
gotta get closer to him here we go i never want to give it back oh my god he's
killing
it everything inside of me not to lick your sack you got a great sack
it's beautiful there it is i'm sick of this asian next to me
it's fun dude it's really fun real fun dude that's so really fun all right so
what i so what i said was
to morgan before the show i said i said dude i love what you do yeah i said but
you've also done a
uh a disservice to our comedy world because he's so good at this and so it's so
wonderful i see people
copy him online we're talking about there's people in other countries who are
doing this now as stand-ups
and trying to be him and they're fucking terrible there's a portrait there's a
guy from portugal
doing it a guy from germany doing it russia like these different countries are
friends stinks it's
so weird they're like they're trying to do this thing but it's so bad that it bums
me out because
i'm it's almost like you wish you could copyright your style do you know what i'm
saying yeah because
it because it because whenever somebody if you're weird and you suck but you're
unique i like you yeah
i said that to him i like it but if you're weird but i know you're doing a
impression of another guy
can't fucking stand it but i mean you know some people accuse me of being like
a kind of like a
poor man's little dicky sometimes too i get that a lot you know like only
because you have curly hair bro
but we also do the auto-tune stuff and yeah but dave but dave is you know i've
met him three times
i feel like i botched the every the meeting every time you know what let's get
to this
well he's i want to jewish i want to get to this part of your personality italians
okay okay yeah
that's a problem this part of your personality is it why does it feel like you're
like i'm coming
in here and i'm i have to defend myself to me no to him like right across from
you i feel i got to
defend myself he's always shooting the kid's shooting what is it i can't even i
can't i'm nervous dude
dude this i can't don't don't i make you feel comfortable you've made me feel
comfortable see
why are you shooting so hard at him i'm not shooting hard i can't believe what's
going on
right now what's going on i can't even believe i can't i'm rattled it you know
here's carlos called
it thank you what is it you get rattled when when it's a hot guy you know you
don't yes he does bro
yes he always does tell me i'm lying i don't think he's hot you're so full of
dude shut the
up that's insane you 100 that right there is a grave misjustice you wouldn't
hook up with him
right this right here you wouldn't hook up in what context exactly schindler's
list yeah
he's not dude in a schindler's list context where i'm in a camp maybe yeah i
mean but no other context
mamastad maybe in an amistad contest we're in the bottom of us on the boat that's
on the boat we're
rowing you're you're well you're not wrong what you're not wrong well i'm you
know where i'm at
you're in the you're in the coal room no i'm rowing but i'm at the strongman
row team where i don't
have to do much i just put my hand on the goal goal goal goal and i'm just kind
of going you're
keeping time yeah yeah yeah yeah you're doing the what's that you're doing that's
the drum yeah
that's not this is this isn't fury road okay you know me where i'm
that was your rerout all right so yeah i'd fuck you in fury on so what what did
what did you want to
what did you want to bring up yeah what was it it wasn't being aggressive dude
it was just an
observation i'm so sorry that maybe i maybe i do come across that way no no no
and let me i'm
projecting no no let me change my attitude i think you're right so let me start
over all right here
we go yeah go ahead hey what's up what's up man what's going on thanks for
doing it oh i'm so happy
dude i'm a big fan really yeah i just made a little observation if you want to
hear it i would love to
hear it yeah yeah it's just everything comes from a negative lens with you
sometimes you know really
yeah a little bit but you know you do you you you do you i'll be me and it's
really good to see you
man oh i like what you're doing out there i appreciate it man feel better i do
yeah that
is that better now yeah okay cool was that that was the feedback was that it
that i have i thought
you had a comment or something that i see like things as a negative no it's
like you know because
last night you're you know no offense if you know i love you you know but but
what no i'm talking
hey man see that's what it is i think it's him did you see that no no andrew
please back me up okay
okay and please be real can i ask a question first no make make a comment about
my observation
just now he he's he is he is excited to be here i am so nervous can i tell you
something you don't
know this you don't remember this i i think i know what it is what is it it's
the four finger
point no no it's not yeah yeah yeah but with one finger don't go with four
because it's dominating
no you you go like can i tell you something with four i don't like it good i
had two encounters
with you that's two fingers now two fingers fine so i once was on in venice it
was on a bikini and
i saw you walking down the street this was like a year or two ago when i wasn't
having the blow up
right and i go oh bobby lee what's up you know my buddy mark smalls he's like
play he plays games
with you and stuff and and you were like are you a funny guy are you funny are
you for like you were
like you were like you were like seeing if i was like me that sounds exactly
like are you funny and
and then you like you like grabbed me a little bit like tussled me like kept
walking and i was like
okay all right yeah and then uh and then uh the second time i was at the improv
i can't i can't
believe this this is unbelievable this is unbelievable i can't believe this the
second time wow continue
friend he is it was at the improv and i was and i was so excited because we're
in the same lineup and
he was coming in the in the green room and he goes oh my god you're so talented
do you a lot when you're on
the road like that was exactly that was like how quick it came so it was like
very quick like boom
and i was like oh and i really wanted to like i don't know what you know it was
like i wanted to
give you the right answer i don't know what the right answer was that's how he
operates you must
a lot right you're a good-looking guy i never said that that's insane you did
either one didn't happen
say it to me right now what i'll pretend i'm morgan and say that exactly what i'll
walk in the room and
do it let me oh yeah walk in the room and let me see say that says what you're
sexy as you no oh you're
doing great i like your online okay i got a lot on the road yeah yeah all right
ready oh my god you're
so talented no i'm i'm me you're a hit no i'm i'm you you're me oh all right oh
hold on i'm not done
i gotta be you go back up back up for a second i gotta be you real quick get
those eyes i gotta get my
white eyes white eyes there you go all right go ahead oh oh my god you're so
you're so talented you're such a
oh thank you i do auto-tune oh man the sheer disrespect i do a lot of that's
that's why
and and and i've seen how bobby isn't on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah do it
over do it again
no no no yeah i'll i'll because i have another line i want to go let me yeah
yeah yeah yeah
you need the mic anyway um but you did say that to him for sure that sounds
no because people make exaggerations about my my encounters with them i'm being
real you
think you're bill murray or some or whatever isn't it bill murray he does that
no what i'm saying is
people go oh i met bobby lee he did this i never did that yeah you know i mean
so it's like i don't
know i don't remember those instances that's how i remember it but yeah i
remember probably different
yeah and that's the thing about storytelling yeah that's the thing about you
know you ever see the
movie rashomon yeah rashomon you know me is that rashomon where it's like it's
four people three
people telling the story of one thing yeah from their all their different
points of views yeah okay so
in this rashomon context right my point of view is this i saw you in vet in in
vet on vena abikini
yeah right and i go oh he's cool and i go how's comedy going that's how i
remember it and then in
the improv this is how i view it i go oh i love your online you go yeah and
then you go you said i get
a lot of girls and i go oh that's cool because that happens when you rise that's
my point of view
that's how you yeah yeah that's how you thought it happened that's how i know
it happened in my
point of view yeah there was another time at the store too that i'm recalling
you can go you see now
go ahead where well i was just trying i've said hello to you because i just
assumed somebody like
you wouldn't remember who i am after and and so he's got a great memory yeah he
does the kid's got a
memory like a elephant and so i i said yeah i think my buddy andrew lopez did
uh did your podcast and uh
i don't know i i don't know you also like i think you asked again if i was
funny or not because we
didn't know you i don't think you knew who i was and he kept asking if i was
funny you are you are
very funny yeah but bobby didn't dude this is a key case of this is conflabulation
confabulation
yeah