Name: Bobby Lee Roasts Morgan Jay
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Roasts Morgan Jay' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-02. Transcript available.

Yeah. Confabulation. Welcome to Andrew Santino's new special. Confabulation.
Yeah. Yeah. You hear me? You are an Italian. You look like a sick Taliashire
from the Godfather
of these lines. I really like you though. I really like you. I like you too.
God. It's beautiful.
Wow. Very good. It's beautiful. Very good. We met only one time, right? We did
a show in Venice
many, many years ago. Backyard. Oh, no. Backyard. It was a big show. It was
like I've been Blanchard.
I was running in. Interesting because Andrew doesn't do Backyard. This is a
long time ago
before he was an actor. Isn't that interesting? Isn't that interesting? Never
done a Backyard
show. I thought Ricky Stenicki was great. Thank you, bro. That's also a crazy
lie. During
COVID, I did outdoor shows all the time. I did one. You know the kid? There's a
kid on the
east side who had a show and had a tree house in his backyard. Do you know what
I'm talking
about? Yes. I did that. You never. You didn't. You never. Isn't it Santa Monica?
Santa Monica.
No, Santa Monica was right. No, no, no. I guess there's a lot of tree houses on
the east
side. I can't see you going to Venice to do a Backyard. This is a long time ago.
Brother,
before. This was like pre-2018 or something. Back in the day, I went everywhere.
I used
to drive down to fucking, I used to drive down to Dana Point to do shows. Dana
Point.
Okay. You know where that is? I love it. You don't know where that is? No, I
don't know
where it is. No. It's the last city before you get to the military base on the
way to San
Diego. I used to drive down there. I used to drive to fucking Orange County all
the time
for shows, man. I'd put in the fucking work. We weren't all mad TV kids that
got to just
do the store all the time. Some of us had to fucking. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Some
of us had to do the grind. My defenses are coming up. Lower it, dude. I'll be a
nice guy. Good to
see you. Good to see you. Touché. Thank you. Really great tour. We went to
Australia. I'm not
talking about that tour. We're not going to talk about that today? Uh-uh. Okay.
My brother's
really excited. I'm on the podcast. He listens to the podcast. What's his name?
Jack. Shout out
to Jack. I'm not going to tell you how he described the podcast, but he's
excited. What did
he say? He said, yeah, I like that pocket. I can't tell you. You have to tell.
You have
to tell. Go ahead. With the Irish dude and the fat Asian guy. That's what he
said. That's
the alternative name for the show. The Irish dude and the fat Asian guy. Not
fat anymore.
Not fat anymore. That's what he said. Zempi is cooking. But he loves the ponka.
Yeah. You
know, it's so fun because it's here's what's fun about life. I just can't
believe it. What
can't you believe? I mean, it's just like lie. You'll never meet the guy. Lie,
lie. No,
you have to tell the truth. Yeah. Yeah. It's always funny. Yeah. It's an
incredible, but
um, wow. Okay. Next time you cough into the mic, put it on the auto tune. Okay.
I want
to hear auto tune cough. You're sick too, aren't you? I thought you guys make
fun of each
other on this podcast. Not anymore. We do. We do. We do. Yeah, we do. We do.
That's
our whole thing. Now so far, now so far, you know, you've done other podcasts
and you thought
you did bad on the other pod. Yeah. How do you think you're doing on this one?
I don't
know, dude. No, no. Be honest with me. How do you think you're doing? I think I'm
doing
mid. I think you're doing very great. Yeah. You're fantastic. It's great. Yeah.
See if
you guys release. I know. That is, that's a threat. That guy could not release
it. He's
the guy. Yeah. He's our little magician. Yeah. I think you're doing a great job.
Thanks,
man. Yeah. And welcome. Thanks for having me. This is awesome. All right. So
let me ask
this. Let's move on from the mastectomy thing. I want to, because you brought
talking points
out. You had a colonoscopy on Friday. Yeah. Your father had. Yeah. He died of
colon cancer.
God, I'm sorry. How old were you? Six. Six years old. I'm sorry. So that was
like 31 years
ago. Yeah. Wow, dude. Wow. Yeah. And then I got my mom remarried. My stepdad
has Parkinson's.
No way. Like 30 years. Yeah. Maybe it's you. That's it. You know what, dude? I'm
sorry, bro.
It just came out. I know, dude. I apologize. When you said that, it rang true
with me.
You know what, dude? It rang true with me. I didn't want to say anything. Yeah.
I want to
see that earlier. Yeah. Bad luck. Or it could be the Vietnam War and Agent
Orange. I don't know.
That could be it, too. Interesting. You could bring it back to the Asian shit.
Yeah, you're going to Vietnam War. I get it, dude. Asian shit. Very interesting
you did that.
Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah. Maybe it's COVID. What's next? What'd you have
for lunch?
Panda Express? I mean, cut it out, dude. Yeah, yeah. Cut it out, dude. Wait,
wait a minute.
How old is the gentleman with Parkinson's? He's 77. Terrible. So awful. And
this guy was your dad.
Basically, yeah. He raised you. Just more or less. Yeah, yeah.
I've heard most of my life. And is he... His functionality is still there or is
he kind of...
You know, on good days, it's like it's, you know, he just has slow speech. But,
you know,
on bad days, it's like he's not talking at all. And it's just like...
Oh, that's terrible. Slow bling. It's a lot of coughing at the dinner table and
stuff like that.
It's funny when people bring up stuff like that, I tend to laugh, but it's not...
I'm not mean.
No. It's just a defense mechanism. I understand.
Like Ramsey at the comedy store, his dad's losing his mind.
Yeah. You know what I mean? When he first told me, he goes, my dad's like
losing his mind.
And that, you know... You know what I mean? That was like...
You know, that was like my first... That's because I just can't deal with it.
Like if I'm at a funeral... It's your instinct.
If I'm at a funeral, I'm going to laugh.
Like one time my brother at a funeral, right? And we heard a knock and I go,
look, auntie, hon is trying to get out.
And then my brother... And then my brother, I started laughing like uncontrollably.
Yeah.
So it's just, you know, in an uncomfortable situation.
I'm winking back at him. He's winking at me.
I love you, dude.
Yeah, that was really nice.
Yeah, I love you, dude.
Dude, you and I, we should have been pals long ago.
Let's play some Fortnite together or Call of Duty or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Warzone or something.
Where'd you grow up? Jersey. About an hour outside of New York. Love a Jersey
kid.
I was in a freshman... Where were you at 9/11?
High school.
High school? Yeah, me too.
One of my favorite classes too.
What class was it?
Spanish.
Spanish. Yeah, I was in...
Fucked up my Spanish class.
I was in English class.
Were you?
And we had people in our town that worked in the World Trade Center area.
I remember the girl, I remember the girl right behind me burst into tears and
ran out of the room.
'Cause they showed it. They were like on TV. It was crazy.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
9/11.
No topics?
No, it wasn't, but I don't know. I'm running around a list now.
No, I mean...
This one says...
That was very good.
I feel like that was on the list.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is kind of wild, yeah.
This one says promote Hamas.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, okay.
Go ahead, brother.
Yeah, go ahead, dude.
Yeah, that's on you.
It's a good platform.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Hamas.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, keep going. Keep going.
Ride the middle. Ride the middle of Hamas.
Come on.
Yeah, ride the middle.
Hamas.
Really good, dude.
Will you once...
No, no, once grab it.
Will you sing...
Sing Allah Akbar once in the artistry.
Yeah, yeah.
Hamas Allah Akbar.
Yeah.
Out of context, this is going to be terrible.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
No, okay.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
No, okay.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
No, okay.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
I want that as my ringtone so bad.
No, okay.
Hold on.
This is good.
Went to private members club in Disneyland 33.
You went to club 33.
Yeah, I went there.
My reps got me in there.
You know what's fun?
Get a couple of pieces of paper.
We're going to write some lines.
He's going to sing them.
Yeah, that's fun.
If it's too much, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
This is why this is here.
This is fun.
This is fun.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
You did.
So you felt like you bombed meeting Lil Dicky for real?
Yeah.
So the first time I was like, he just moved to Santa Monica.
And this is before the show and everything.
We're at the California Chicken Cafe on Lincoln Boulevard.
He loves that place.
And I go in there and I go, "Oh, Lil Dicky, man.
Hey, you're so great, man.
If you're ever looking for someone to do like a hook or something."
It was really nice.
He was like, "Actually, man, I'm just trying to do like real rap right now."
But he was like, "If you put your mind to anything, you really can achieve like
your
dreams or some shit."
He said some shit like that.
You want me to call him and rectify everything?
No, no, no.
Do you know why?
Because I feel like he's like, I really think he's an amazing artist.
Yeah.
And I feel like he would, what he sees as me, what I would do, and I'm probably
projecting
as I'm just being charismatic with auto-tune.
And I think the two things are so different, you know.
But the two things are inherently different, so they can't be compared.
I suppose.
I suppose.
That's like saying we both do amplification of voices, microphones.
Yeah.
We're all different.
You're still different.
Yeah, yeah.
But he is someone that if you're good, respect.
I hope so.
I hope he doesn't think I'm stepping on his toes.
I'm going to text him and ask him if he likes you.
Oh, God.
And he's like, "I don't fuck with that guy."
You have no context for it.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.