Name: Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Write Lyrics for Morgan Jay
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Write Lyrics for Morgan Jay' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Write Lyrics for Morgan Jay' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-04. Transcript available.

- You got some of yours already?
- I only have two.
- I only got two as well.
- Let's just do two.
I can't think of any.
- Yeah, you can think of another one fun.
- Yeah.
- You're crazy.
- Sing about the idiots in the booth real fast.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We got some dummies.
We got some dummies in the booth.
I think they have tiny.
They support Hamas.
One of them has a crazy bald head that they're hiding here.
- The ones I have aren't probably even good.
- These aren't really good, guys.
- It's Gucci.
It's so Gucci, yeah.
All bad friends.
- Can I ask you a question?
- When you're on your show
and people don't sing, you know sometimes?
- Yeah, I get upset.
- It's upsetting to me when I'm watching it.
- Yeah.
- It's like give it a go at least.
- But I'll tell you what.
- What?
- Those people who give me pushback.
- Yeah.
- And then there's a couple clips where we've gotten them to sing.
The joy that reverberates in the room
when we get somebody to like,
kind of like this exposure therapy
to like sing and come out of their shell.
- Yeah.
- When you crack somebody.
- When you crack somebody and they smile
and the whole room smiles.
And I mean, it's, and for me, it's exciting, you know?
I was, you know, I got,
I was doing standard for like six years and I was,
I was doing okay, but I just kind of got bored with it.
And all right, there, pow.
Damn dude, that worked.
I've thought, I can't believe I've remembered
how to make a paper airplane.
- Hello, Los Angeles.
We are paper airplane.
All the way, all the way.
- Hello, everybody.
We are paper airplane all the way from Busan, Korea.
Everybody.
- Yo, can we name our group paper airplane?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We are paper airplane.
- Fly, fly, fly all about the world.
- Paper airplane coming, steal your girl.
- Yeah.
- You're really good.
- All right, here we go.
I have three.
- Yup, yup.
- Exactly what I thought would happen.
- Is this, okay, it's on me.
- If they don't work, if you just go.
- I'll make it, I'll make it work.
- They'll make it work, 100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to so many daily parties, can we freak off?
Give me that baby oil, give me that baby oil,
put it on my body, put it on my body.
- All right.
- Good one.
- What's the next one?
- Do you know what I like?
I like the taste of children's toast.
Put those little beans in my mouth.
Put some ditty oil on them.
Get it nice and slippery, yeah, yeah.
- It's so good.
- Finish it, take it home.
- Yeah, I believe R. Kelly.
- Where was the, okay, where was the one you, where the one you, where the one
you, where the one you, where the one, where was the one?
- They're probably combined probably in those ones.
- It's sitting on it. - Oh.
- Oh no, it's right here.
- Mine are so good. - Oh wow.
Bobby where are you from what's your San Diego Korean
yeah next one does anybody know some dwarves here does anybody know some dwarves
in the room
anybody know some dwarves because did you know that when dwarves fart
they fly just a little bit did you know that if you get a seahorse and you put
it and you
with a dwarf you got ocean cowboys
oh it's so good swimming through the ocean how do dwarves touch themselves
i always think about that when i see them yeah yeah
oh bro very good very very good did you write the dwarf cowboy this little one
no
that was he added okay that's mine was the farting yeah the farting right which
i ended it there but
then he added so good then you also added more of the ching chong i did yeah
that was great you
got to continue yeah because ching chong pink box not good enough you got to
say huh fried rice
from Hong Kong
do you guys feel like like from this point like you've you've achieved
everything you want to do
no yeah i'm good i'm out i'm i feel yes i feel i felt good last year i was
everything at this point
is just like extra for me yeah i'm happy you know i think we've always said
like as soon as we could
employ and have fun with our friends that was like we beat the system yeah we
can like work
with like literally everybody in here is a friend of ours from many years ago
except for one guy that's
newer but we still love but like that guy is my oldest friend in los angeles
like and we work
together i've known him for a very long time yeah okay but we our goal was just
if you could work with
your friends yeah and make that was like can we do that all the time yeah yeah
it really is this year
is the first year i started bringing my like openers and friends with me and it's
the best can i
really been a whole let's call it dumb though no we already know because i did
it with a friend
of mine bini and bizuna because dumb is we were like all the dumb is lower i
like bini yeah but he
wrote on dave yeah yeah bini was great and we we uh we were just kind of all
over the place and it
wasn't editable so we just i just did it i'm gonna lie you're not with me okay
okay just watch this
they're old friends so this will no no watch you are i'm saying i'm old friends
yeah yeah it'll be
worth it is he still mad at you well we'll find out what up yo dude what's up
so it's so crazy dude
i ran into a fucking morgan jay yeah and he was like yo dude that motherfucker
dumb made me do his
podcast twice it was fucking bullshit and i'm like no seriously what happened
dude nothing happened man
he just did it because the feed that the first podcast and it was bad like what
the
happened though dude he's not really a great podcaster so it's just i i just
didn't get any
good things so because he was also with my other comedian homie bin biniam yeah
and they were like
not riffing well so i got him on again how did he do the second time i thought
he did great the second
one was better so i'm glad we did it again yeah good good good yeah do you
think we should have
him on our show morgan yeah for sure why but really though why yeah because i've
heard bad
things from whitney stuff you know other people have said it like that he's not
like he's stiff
and doesn't know i had it he doesn't know how to add information he's a kind of
a diva is he a diva
uh no he's not a diva i mean he's definitely making noise you know yeah yeah
but you know when you look
at him doesn't it look like a rat to you like it was this fucking teeth and the
way his face just
comes out like a rat no i'm being real is morgan bear or what i'm right here
bro i'm on the podcast
i was nervous about how i'm a bad podcaster
i fucking knew it you fucking prick i love you dude we love you you're the best
bro
morgan's good
that's a perfect
i love it morgan's morgan's morgan's good dude no he's real good no because you
even said i mean
if you you were like you you're self-aware yeah we were there are times i do
podcasts i'm like that was
i was fucking terrible yeah i even said i was like i don't know how you guys
are gonna edit
this together this was crazy what well uh yeah yeah but this is there's no way
i've i've done that
where you do them and you're like dude can we not put that out yeah do not put
that out it was so bad
not put that out yeah or you give them a million notes you got to cut that out
cut that out if you
were like in a bad place sometimes during the day you're coming from you're
like brother i'm not in a
good i shouldn't have done it it's crazy how you came right from doing your own
podcast you just
like doing podcasts do you have one after this no no no why we do that all the
time this is
exotic like i tried to do a podcast but it wasn't in me i'm more i'm trying to
do the live streaming
stuff i'm trying to be like kai sanat see i don't want to do live streaming
well i here we don't
here's the what works for us we just absolutely do not prepare anything that's
right yeah we just
you were mad at this list no we just kind of just show up and like you know
just do it and sometimes
we don't air it some of us prepare yeah what do you mean you're we have stuff
slotted for the show
sometimes it's better not to prepare that's right yeah well that was fun like
that little thing we
did about we didn't know we were it depends on it depends on what show but
sometimes we have to
prepare yeah yeah but i mean i mean you must have some guests who you think are
going to be like
pulling teeth right no like a lot of times i'll coordinate with these guys on
bits that we're going
to run on the show but bobby will bobby bobby is a um it's like a hidden camera
show for him
he's never he's uh you know what i mean like he gets to show up and you're he's
always the
bit yeah but that's the beauty is that we tee you up to fly free wonderful do
you not know that we
do work behind the scenes i understand that you do work like so why are you
here's a video that
we're going to watch but what i'm just saying in general about like how we're
going to open or
the things that we even said in the first 45 minutes we didn't plan no we did
not none of it
that's right yeah we just kind of ride the wave and sometimes the wave isn't
rideable
yeah it's a swell it's just a swell it's a one footer dude yeah it's a one footer
and then sometimes
we go we can't release that footage yeah i get it you know you can't get yeah
you can't put it yeah
footer dude you know can i just say that you're it's like your eyebrows have
like they're like
hitler mustaches got them done okay right before this i literally was like i
like i like clean myself
up but they're like literally short are they usually longer or no i mean if i
didn't do anything
it'd be a unibrow for sure are they really ready to get them thread i got them
threaded yeah nice
nice girl from bangladesh did them for me you know about that threading oh yeah
no we yeah i prefer
that to the uh kalilah i used to take her to the threading place yeah yeah i
see you see them do it
they throw you've never had to trim shout out beauty secrets on venice boulevard
no on washington
boulevard beauty secrets you've never had to do trim your eyebrows no yeah i've
never trimmed
anything except for my mustache oh yeah how often you do that once a month when
i can taste my
hair then i cut it what does it usually taste like why sometimes i go wow this
pastrami sandwich is
rough and i go oh my little mustache is getting into the you know man when you
guys have a slice of
pizza like you smell it afterwards for a little bit like the cheese i'm a germaphobe
i wash my face
i just want you to know i know i sounds i've i'm not like a contagious no no i
know andres is any
is sick anyway he comes into the studio sick every week do you guys get sick a
lot when you tour no we
didn't get sick at all that's australia we didn't take it no i don't get sick
much i have a good
immune system but he does he does bring his ass baby and his wife works in a
hospital so this
motherfucker brings in here every week i'll immediately be like oh you've been
sick and
i'll go you're sick and then what do you say every time i go are you sick what
do you say i was i was
i'm over it yeah he's always over it so the day that he gets healthy is we pod
the next day just a
coincidence that he's always just over it i get it you're a liar yeah call him
a dirty sick liar
he's a dirty spaniard liar yeah
you're a dirty fucking spaniard you fucking colonizer
fuck you and you're colonizing friends
fuck you fuck you fucking love you thank you do girls when you're with them if
you're with them do
they want like you're in the hotel or whatever do they want you to turn that
shit on then have you
ever done that saying to a girl when you're singing have you ever whipped that
out and
saying while you're in the hotel with no no but i with my guitar saying oh
really yeah can you
imagine getting head while you're like oh yeah the one time so i met just
getting i met this girl in
cleveland right oh yeah suck those balls be gentle with those balls put one in
your mouth put the
second one in your mouth and take that index finger and stick it in my ass