Name: Bobby Lee is DONE with Andrew Santino's Advice
Uploaded: 2025-01-07T17:00:53.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee is DONE with Andrew Santino's Advice' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-07. Transcript available.

- Ooh.
- I'm running out of air. - Yeah, I was out.
- I was already out. - He was out.
- I was already out. - I didn't even mean to collect the heat.
- Yeah, do it again, dude. - Ready?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Ooh. - Ooh. - Ooh.
- Well, this is out. This is out.
- I had my eyes closed. - No, okay.
- 'Cause I couldn't breathe. Do it again. - You're the guy in choir.
- I really liked it. - Keeps going.
- I really liked it. Let's do it one more time.
- Ready? - Right, but I'm gonna keep your eyes with it.
- Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Dude, we're like a barbershop quartet.
- Yeah. - That was incredible.
- Also, I heard you laugh in the middle of it, too.
Ooh. - I know, because it sounded so beautiful to me.
You kept the tone. - It was very good.
- That was great. - Well, welcome back.
- Welcome back, Carter.
And let me say something.
That's when you said, don't say welcome back again,
'cause I think of welcome back. - Welcome back.
- Yeah, yeah.
Number one, I wanna say we got back from Australia,
and my sleep schedule is so wickily.
- Bleh, bleh, bleh. - Oh, yeah.
- Yesterday, I woke up at five.
Today, I woke up at three.
You know what I mean?
Carlos looks confused and dazed.
Are you dazed? - Yes.
- Or confused, both? - Both.
- Yeah. - It was a great movie.
- Yeah, it was a great movie, and I just--
- You got kangaroo balls there?
- Yeah, I think-- - No.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah, kangaroo ball.
- Petrified. - Yeah.
- I'm petrified holding them.
That's real? - Yeah.
- They're heavy. - Yeah, it's pretty heavy, yeah.
- Sorry for fondling your kangaroo balls.
- No, no, no, it's what I like.
- No, they're heavy 'cause the--
- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- We're getting it, we're getting it.
Yeah, we're going to be doing that quite frequently on this podcast.
- Oh, and I brought this. - Yeah.
- For the studio.
- Oh, whoa. - A boomerang.
- I'll throw it to you.
But hey, can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me?
- Yeah.
- Nice! - It works.
- Let me see it.
- Okay, you're for real, I'll throw it to you.
- All right, end over end.
- Have you tried it?
In public?
- No, I just knew it would work.
- Oh. - It's the first time I've thrown it.
- Oh, are you guys ready?
- Is there a way to throw it that'll come back?
- Right here, like this. - Really?
- If you throw it like that, then 'cause it flattens out.
- You know what it is, dude.
You're such a know-it-all.
- He does, he knows everything.
- He knows everything.
It drives me crazy.
- Why'd you ask me then?
Why do you ask me so many questions then,
if you don't want to know the answer?
'Cause you know I got the answer.
- I know you got the answer.
- This is gonna break something.
Look at McCona, he's the most scared.
- Don't go hard.
- 'Cause when I go like this,
it's gonna naturally go sideways.
You know that, right?
- Oh my God!
- Stop, stop.
- That's it.
- So what's your, how's your sleeping?
- Insane.
It's terrible.
I can't believe you're doing spots.
I had a spot at midnight,
and first time in my life canceled it.
- Saturday night.
I didn't do it one Saturday.
I can't.
- I told you that was a bad one.
- No, no, I went.
- I thought you-
- Yeah, I went, I went, I went, I went.
- And you went Monday.
- I went Monday.
Yeah, not tonight.
- And tonight.
- No, not tonight.
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- So what time you've been sleeping?
- I've been trying to go to bed at night,
but I stay awake till like 4:00 a.m.
and then I still wake up at 9:00 a.m.
and then I am tired all day.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's rough.
What about you?
- I'm good.
- I knew you would be good.
- I'm good because I did the exact pattern I told you.
- Oh my God.
It's gonna drive me crazy, that pattern.
Oh my God.
- Isn't that funny?
- Oh my God.
- The funniest part is, I literally said,
when we fly to Sydney.
- He, he, this is what-
- I did the pattern.
- Everyone that listening, this is what he does.
This is what he does.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he's Mr. Know-it-all, okay?
- That's my new name, Mr. Know-it-all.
- Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all dude, right?
- But it's Mr. N-O, Mr. Know-it-all.
- Yeah, no, yeah.
- Mr. Know-it-all.
- And so Mr. Know-it-all, he obviously,
we do a group meeting.
- We do.
- When he has his little TED Talks, right?
- Yeah.
- And he goes, this is what we need to do, right?
- They're TEDx's.
- Yeah, yeah.
So he goes, so he says,
all right, from, all right, so from Perth to Australia,
right?
Don't sleep at all.
- We were in the airport.
- We were in Australia.
- Yeah, Perth to Sydney.
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
Okay.
That's another Know-it-all thing you just said.
You could have let it go.
You could have let it go, but you didn't.
- Dude, I'm Mr. Know-it-all.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Know-it-all.
All right, so from Perth to Sydney,
don't sleep at all,
which is like a four and a half hour flight.
- Four hours, yeah.
- What did I do?
- Slept the whole time.
- The whole time.
- I stayed awake the whole time.
- Because when he says something to do,
I go the opposite.
- Smart.
I'm Know-it-all's nemesis.
- Wait a minute.
I'm Mr. Know-it-all.
You're Mr. Know-it-all.
- No.
- That's Mr. No.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it is.
Right, so I say no.
I slept the whole way.
- Smart. Yeah, good for you.
- And then...
- Like a fucking idiot,
you stayed up the entire flight home.
- I did, yeah.
- 15 hours?
- Watch me, watch me.
I said, stay up on the first leg,
on the second leg,
eat the dinner,
and then last as long as you can
to match up with the LA clock
and go to bed,
because then it'll be nighttime.
Then when you wake up,
it'll be noon in LA,
when we wake up and get to LA,
but it'll actually kind of be
our sleep schedule.
We'll think it's like 10,
9 or 10 AM,
which I go, that'll work perfectly.
I took...
I was up during the meal.
I see him.
I watch across the aisle.
He's on his iPad,
and you can hear him.
I can hear him laugh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And then I go to bed,
right?
I wake up from bed,
feeling good,
take a piss.
He's still up,
still on his iPad,
and I know he hasn't fallen asleep.
- Still giggling.
- In the exact same position.
- Yeah.
- Exact same position.
Then I go back again.
I'm stretching a little bit.
I'm thinking he probably is asleep now.
Wide awake.
- Wide awake.
- Not one hour of sleep on 15 hour flight.
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- And now what's happening?
- I can't sleep.
- Yeah, I know.
See, I told you.
- Well, you're right.
But I refuse.
- Right, good for you.
- Right.
- Right, you should,
I would rather.
- And here's another thing.
- I would rather,
you know what?
I'd rather this for you.
I like this for you.
- I know you do.
And here's another thing that I did.
One long time ago,
you and I went bowling.
- Yeah.
- Right?
And you try to teach me how to bowl.
- That's right, yeah.
- And I refuse.
- That's right.
It's Sunday's birthday party.
- Yeah.
- Right?
Charles Melton taught me exactly what you taught me,
but I listened to what he said.
- Good.
- Do you remember?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Right?
And I started bowling correctly, right?
And I looked at you,
and I think you were a little upset by it.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- So it's like, you know,
if he teaches me something,
I refuse to listen.
But if it's like anybody else, right?
With the same knowledge.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he has all,
he's Mr. Know-it-all, right?
- Mr. Know-it-all.
- But I don't know why that is.
- 'Cause you resent the fact that I'm younger than you,
but know more than you.
- He's talented too.
There's literally nothing you can't do.
- God bless.
- Mm-hmm.
- I love you.
- We talked about it the other day.
I said, "Can you name one thing you can't do?"
And you couldn't.
- That's not true.
I said, "He couldn't do that."
- He couldn't do that.
- He can't beat me.
- Yeah, that's the one thing he can't do.
- He can't beat me.
He can't beat me in ping pong.
- How about this?
I can't play piano,
and he's beautiful.
- Piano, ping pong.
- Okay, that's true.
- Ping pong, I can beat you.
Get a table.
- Oh my God.
Tennis?
- Tennis, we might be more evenly matched.
- I was on a tennis team in high school.
- I know.
And that was 40 years ago.
- It doesn't matter.
- It was literally.
- I hadn't ridden a bike since I was in high school,
and we rode a bike in fucking Australia.
- There's no phrase that's,
"Hey, it's just like tennis.
Once you learn, you never not learn."
There is no tennis phrase.
- Yes, it goes to tennis.
- It's just like hitting a tennis ball.
- Yeah, yeah.
Once you know, you know.
- Once you know, you know.
- Yeah, yeah.
- We did ride a beautiful bike around Rottnest Island
and had a gorgeous day at Rottnest Island.
- We did.
- Probably one of our best days.
- What a roller coaster, though.
- Incredible, right?
- Why?
- Well, 'cause I kind of hyped it up the entire trip,
and Bobby kept pulling me aside and saying,
"Listen, I know everyone says
they're the cutest animals on Earth,
but what if we get there and they don't like us?"
- That's right.
- And we got there,
and they were all just like looking for food.
- 'Cause I'll tell you why.
- Yeah.
- May I tell you why?
- Yeah.
- My wisdom on this?
- Yeah.
- Okay?
- Look at them right there.
- Oh my God, they are cute.
- They're so cute.
- Bryce, they're so cute.
- They're so fucking cute.
- Edible, by the way.
They look very edible.
- Yeah, they look like porks.
- They look like little Andres.
- Yeah.
- Little Andreses.
- Yeah.