Name: Dave Chappelle's Fried Chicken
Uploaded: 2025-01-09T17:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Chappelle's Fried Chicken' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Chappelle's Fried Chicken' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-09. Transcript available.

They don't have extra crispy chicken at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Australia.
It's like soggy.
Bro, did you get the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Australia?
Yeah, it was soggy.
No.
They said it was really good.
The quality of the chicken is good, but they don't have extra fried...
It's got to be crispy.
By the way, because the best...
And they love KFC, but I think our best still to this day is Popeye's.
I think Popeye's the hardest.
I think it's the crispiest that we get in America.
What's the best fried chicken you've had?
In my life?
Yeah, the Dave Chappelle fried chicken.
The best fried chicken I've ever had was... one of them was definitely at Chappelle's.
We had chicken and waffles at like 1:30 in the morning.
After we did Chappelle's Club...
I couldn't move my neck and my fucking heart was about to stop.
Was this at his place?
I couldn't go to sleep because I'm...
Dude, I thought I was going to have a heart attack that night.
It was like...
He had like a world-renowned chef after we did our show.
And the show's done.
We closed down.
Everyone's party is over.
He's like, "We'll go have chicken and waffles."
And I was like, "Where?"
He's like, "Right there."
And we walked into a room, into like a private dining room.
Wow.
And they served us made-to-order waffles with homemade butter and syrup.
That's incredible.
Poured all over.
Did like beautiful fried chicken.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
It was gorgeous.
And then afterwards, he was like, "Let's go dance."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then it was like a nightclub.
Yeah, he started dancing.
Fucking amazing.
So hanging out with him was pretty tight.
And there's...
Dave Chappelle is Willy Wonka of comedy.
He is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He is the dream maker.
He makes the...
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
He's...
Aziz told a joke about it.
He's like, "Do you really not want to hang out?"
You could go home or you could say you hung out with Dave Chappelle or some
shit.
Aziz was like, had a joke about how you...
Yeah.
He wasn't gonna...
I don't know.
No, but honestly, he's like a dream maker.
Wow.
Where there's guys where you're like, "Oh, would that be as fun to hang out
with them?"
With Chappelle...
He's so generous.
You could tell when you watch them.
I always said that.
Like the comics that are really great are the ones you want to hang out with
after the show.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
You know?
He was like...
Well, he had a store.
He's like this beautiful store in town that has all the Chappelle gear.
Wow.
And he was so...
Take anything you want.
He was going there and take anything.
And we were like, "No, no.
We'll get a shirt or a hat."
You know?
People working there were like...
Bags were like, "Okay, guys.
Throw everything in a bag that you'd like."
Oh, my God.
It was wild, man.
Wild.
I was like, "Oh, this is..."
You're just...
You feel like you don't deserve it.
Yeah.
Where you're like ashamed a little bit.
But he's the...
You know what I mean?
I hate to say I'm jealous.
I want to do that.
It was fucking rad.
It was rad.
We cried.
Yeah, we cried.
Did you smoke weed with him?
No, I'm sober.
But when we first saw him, we said, "We're gonna go back to the hotel."
We got in the car and him and I both started crying.
That's true.
Yeah, because it was so cool.
Yeah, it was a powerful moment.
Because he picked us up in his Jeep at the airport.
He picked you up?
Yeah, we go to a private plane.
He drove and he picked you up?
He literally was leaning against the Jeep.
Bro, I'm blown away by that.
"What's up, man?"
You know?
And we got in as fuck.
It was incredible.
He flew us in his jet.
It was incredible.
And then he met us at the airport.
And he was like, "Well, there was a driver there that somebody had arranged."
But then he was also there to say, "What's up?" and to say, "Good to see you."
And then we thought, "All right, we'll leave him alone."
And he's like, "Come in my car."
And then we went as far.
Is he funny offstage?
He's like a chill dude?
Yeah, he's just a chill guy.
Or is he just like...
You know there's some comics who are always kind of on?
He's not on.
No, no.
He's not on, but it's funny.
Yeah, he's naturally funny.
Yeah, he's naturally funny.
He's just so like charismatically funny that like the way he converses is so...
Yeah.
He's very intelligent.
Yeah.
So the way he frames the world is just funny.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
He's the guy, dude.
Yeah, he's Willy Wonka.
To me, that felt like a day...
I felt like I was Charlie.
That's inspiring.
I think, you know, the whole goal of my life, right?
And the whole...
This whole adventure that I've been on.
And it's been quite an adventure.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Is, you know, these tiny moments.
It's not about like...
Okay, here we go.
Adventure.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Let's get it out first.
You get it out first because I like this.
Yeah, it's about...
Every year if something new happens, right?
I think that's more important than success.
Like, you know, like when we were in that island and we saw the little quokkas.
And they had a baby quokka coming out of the belly.
And then, you know, I'm taking a selfie with the quokka.
And I'm like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a moment that I never planned.
It was a surprise.
Unexpected adventure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was memories.
When you build memories, I think that's what the point of life is.
I agree.
And experiences.
And it's like, you know, the Chappelle thing was that.
And I think...
And some of the things we experienced with quokkas.
Quokkas.
Yeah, and also...
Riding scooters in the park.
Yeah, dude.
With my bad friend.
Yeah.
14,000 seats.
14,000 seats.
Sold out.
45,000 in Australia.
Sucking in air through an asshole.
Yeah.
And farting it out.
Yeah, dude.
That's a memory.
That's a memory.
Australia.
That's the whole point of life, I think.
That is.
Don't you think?
Yeah, let me do mine.
Do the music.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
At the Sydney airport.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I had to go take a shit before our flight.
Taking a shit.
And we were in a rush and I didn't want to be late to the gate because I had a...
I had a carry-on bag and I didn't want there to be no bin space.
So I quickly got up after taking a shit a little too fast and leaned forward.
And my penis brushed against the porcelain of the toilet seat.
Oh no.
Was your dick getting hard 'cause of the dookie being too big?
That's the problem.
You know how your dick gets a little bigger sometimes?
That's the problem.
When you're taking a shit.
Yep.
I was engaging my sphincter.
My dick got a little thicker.
I brushed it against the porcelain.
Stood there for like an honest minute.
And now I'm a she.
Now he's a she.
My kids have two moms now.
Yeah.
I cut my penis right off at the Sydney airport.
You'll find a little Cheeto in stall four, Sydney airport.
He's got a clitter dick.
A clitter dick, yeah.
Remember I had a meltdown?
Do we?
Every day?
Yeah.
No, in New Zealand.
No, going to New Zealand.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God, that was a meltdown.
You had it was pretty bad.
It was pretty bad.
It's farther away than you think it is.
I thought it was a fucking endless.
They wouldn't let me on the plane.
We went to Perth.
They wouldn't let me on the plane.
Oh yeah.
We went to Perth too.
No, they don't.
We almost didn't let us into the country.
Oh really?
Because his passport was chewed up on the dog.
Because, well not just any dog.
The greatest dog alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so my dog.
Snoop Dogg did it.
Yeah.
Snoop Dogg chewed on my passport.
Hey cuz, give me that passport.
There's a couple of pages with bite marks in it.
And we're about to go and they're like, nah, you can't.
You know what I mean, mate.
Right?
And I go, what do you mean?
You can't come into the country.
They wouldn't let him through the biometrics.
Oh yeah.
They shut it down.
So I just sat there while everyone got on the plane.
And I was like, I guess.
And then I started having a meltdown.
He was arguing with you.
You were alone?
Did you guys just leave him there?
No, we had a tour.
We all had gotten on the plane.
Yeah.
He was last in the line.
No, Carlos.
No, Carlos stayed with me.
Carlos stayed back.
He was yelling, Google me.
Yeah, Google me.
And he was counting down the minutes until when he was just going to go back to
LA.
He started yelling five.
Really?
Five minutes.
I embarrassed my friend doing something like that in Vegas.
You had a meltdown?
Well, no, no.
I had a meltdown, but I was trying to use my status to get into this restaurant.
What restaurant?
Which one?
It was like the Venetian.
I forget.
We just wanted to get food.
And it was like Friday night.
And I was just like, let's just go here.
And then it was all like young girls who were probably my demographic.
Sure.
Yeah.
And I was just like, hey guys, I'm on TikTok.
You might have seen me.
Are you sure you don't want...
I sold this place out.
Wow.
You did that?
Yeah, I did that.
I love it.
And he goes, bro, that was gross.
That was gross.
I know.
When you do...
Who's your boy?
My buddy Chris.
We started commenting.
I like that.
He was like, that was gross.
I like that.
But then my reps got me in a reservation at Carbone.
And you guys, that was pretty cool.
It worked.
He's like, yeah, that was cool.
Yeah.
Anyway, sorry to interrupt you.
I actually even told my story.
No, no, no, no.
That's good.
But I am the guest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You should have one up my story.
Yeah.
Pretty cool stuff.
Yeah.
Did you end up at Carbone?
No, I didn't.
You ended up on Air New Zealand.
Yeah.
We ended up getting in there.
Well, you want to wrap it up then, sweetheart?
Yeah.
You know what?
Let's end this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wrap up the show with a song.
I'd like that.
Yeah.
Bad friends, time to wrap up the podcast.
I had a good time talking with my best friends.
Yeah, Morgan Jay gonna come back again, right?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Yep.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Learned a lot about my friends here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Right.
Man, that's so good.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
*outro music*