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we had a woman who was able to squirt breast milk out of her mouth into my
mouth out of her
she squirted no and it's sour it doesn't taste like oat milk or right well what
do you mean yes
it does not taste like oat milk or or any milk that i've ever had right because
it was like sour
it's a human milk oh human milk and let's see it right here let's play a clip
there
oh my god so much more than i remember wow wow that's all breast milk now those
babies are not
going to go hungry that is so much and can i say something too probably one of
the best i've ever
seen gorgeous you saw them right yeah i snuck back i mean they were a perfect
and her husband approved
we asked her yeah we said exactly we said she goes my talent is that i can squirt
breast milk very far
and that's us asking her husband i'm saying dude do you was this cool do you
approve and he was
thumbs up all day what show is that the show that dakota was at it was that was
that yeah that was
oh that was a magical show that's a magical show then sarah snook uh jake lacy
oh jake lacy from um
white lotus white lotus and i'm dying up here i'm dying up here that's how we
yeah yeah but um
sarah snook who is uh secession such an incredible actress i walked up to her
and i i just kind of
grabbed her arms yeah i have such a crush on her talent wise you know what i
mean like i think she's
so talented i'm like god you know i love and dakota dakota oh my god she's the
shit she's so
not what you think well because she's you know what what's funny is when you
grow up in la and you meet
people that grew up in la they're like actors that grew up here yeah i guess it's
more you have a
projection of an idea of who you think they are you do because you meet some
kids that grew up here
and they act and it's a thing and you know even though she moved here as a
young kid she kind of
grew up here but you see a lot of young actors because i know a lot that um
they play by the
hollywood rules so they don't want to say the wrong thing or they want it they're
just very like in the
middle about things right political political yeah she seemed to be she
reminded me more of a comic
she floats her own way she's like cool like just doesn't give a fuck accept
yeah she loved the show
yeah the show was wild it's really nice to see people feel free and not feel
like because our show
is fucking insane like you know sarah brought their 14 year old son then when
they came backstage i was
like do you want him to see this show yeah and she was like yeah i mean why not
who cares and they
just saw neil degrasse tyson play there yeah yeah we played the same venue as
rocket scientist
rocket scientist and we're sucking on tit milk yeah rock and roll incredible
rock and fucking roll
it was a great trip but a great yes the whole trip was good there's only one
part of it i didn't like
tell me there's only one part of it i didn't like tell me you know what it was
um mccone yeah
did you make me mad the whole the whole show did you did i was i mad at you a
little bit i was what
was the anger about forgot i can tell you exactly what it is because it's a
little bit of jealousy
is what it was okay go ahead we played the clip on here of you walking out to
sydney to all those
fans great oh i knew it as soon as i saw bobby post that i knew this was no no
no no no it's not
mad at bobby i said to him did you get us all coming out to the fucking crowd
wait he didn't get
you coming out no no no no there's gotta that that doesn't make it my head he
does not and
you were re-watching it all day on your instagram and i just knew that he was i
wasn't i wasn't
upset at you i was i said to him did you get everybody getting that shot i got
all of us
going out is that what i asked you i said did you get me or jesse going on
stage to the big
crowd i don't want to i don't want to fight you andrew
what can i side with mccone for a second interesting interesting
interesting
someone's trying to get under mr nodal tutelage huh what someone's trying to be
mr nodal for the show
i mean just just a little thing what is it i did go up to him before the show
and i go
make sure you get me coming out interesting okay that that has no bearing okay
that he would
literally go i should probably get everybody coming out yeah yeah but that
doesn't make yeah
you're right that's 8 500 seats yeah you're right you might yes yeah you assume
if one of us said
hey make sure you get this shot why wouldn't your instinct go i should get this
for jess you were
already on stage correct at that moment so he couldn't go back it was also no
no he asked him
before the show oh i thought it was like no no no no i was running up to run
the cameras to get
the back of everyone going because i have running second camera i i don't it's
over to me and that
will always lay inside of me as something that you disappointed me at and it
turned me i was extremely
upset i went to my hotel room and i said not happy doesn't care it doesn't care
almost a
dollywood moment that day pretty close that wasn't why i was feeling that way
but that that that
dollywood moment almost happened again yeah i had a day that was scary i needed
i kept wanting to
hang out with you so bad but i knew it would be best to just had to go to the
gym i had to just walk
away but mccone was a big sliver a big sliver in my hand ow how do i get this
out right okay i do
have to say my relationship with mccone got better on the trip
mm-hmm because because of that no not because of that i feel like he was trying
to he was trying
yeah i will say he he was trying oh you're welcome every one of my excuse me
that's me
that's all me i know what it is dude that's all me molding and shaping yeah
yeah i know what it is
and you know who didn't try on the trip at all who didn't put any effort into
the trip whatsoever
carlos yeah shout out to carlos he worked very hard yeah you've killed it carlos
you actually did
a phenomenal job thank you i appreciate a phenomenal job much better than than
than we
expected you to do you went above and beyond fancy you didn't do shit you
stayed back and caught up
check let's talk about um the best hotels you think we stayed at i think the
coolest one we stayed at
was uh um the w and w was good in brisbane yeah that hotel was wildly dope but
also my second was the
ritz carlton the last night of yeah was it perth what night yeah uh yeah oh the
crown the crown i mean
yeah the crown yeah we had nobu that incredible incredible a little nobu dinner
yeah and the kid
never kids kids never had nobu right never you're welcome didn't say thank you
once didn't say i'm
grateful really huh did not did you say thank you did we said it a few times
when do you remember give
me the time he probably has it on camera yeah i'll pull it up that dinner was
amazing i love the lazy
susan love a good lazy susan love a good lazy susan and we had a we had overall
man every city
did what we thought they were going to do nobody let us down every city was
amazing every venue was
great and let's be honest can we be honest we thought one of the cities you we
both were like
what if this isn't that good because of the venue oh yeah oh yeah and it turned
out to be fucking
great which oh yeah that one we were both oh i walked into that one oh here's
another memphis
yeah you did say that yeah yeah you thought another memphis just kind of say
tank yeah but it wasn't
that show was amazing amazing amazing one of the best shows i think yeah yeah
yeah yeah i had a
panic attack that day was that brisbane adelaide adelaide wait tell that story
yeah on the plane i
had a panic attack and i was trying to like hold it together until i got to the
hotel room so no one
would know and right at the end oh well when i got to the baggage claim pop he's
like go get me some
donuts so i'm like still trying to like hold my breathing together and i'm
ordering these donuts and
the ladies taking forever and shrimp's like come on i'm sorry no you didn't
know and so i get the
donuts and i get on the the thing and right when we park bobby's like what's
going on with you
and i was like i think i'm having a panic yeah you were having a panic and then
he starts yelling
to everyone she's having a panic attack i was like you're making it worse well
then i went back
there and i go are you really having a panic attack i didn't know if he was
joking and then you
were just i just got to my hotel and like tried to control my breathing took a
shower and like
calm down i felt so bad and then the show was like transformative because it
was like all i just
could focus all my thinking just on the show right forum and and yeah that
venue was great and yeah
since we're being honest yeah since this is the honest show yeah when you get
low you get low
when i get low that's what i said i thought it could have been a royal when
people get low they
get low all right no when you get low we we can feel it uh-huh yeah right and
there's always like a
12 hour period where it's like we just know not to yeah but what happens to
your mind there
well i have clinical depression so i go into a deep very dark low hole yeah it's
i disappear it's
scary yeah i get really i feel so bad for you well thank you no i'm being real
i'm always like yeah
going this oh my god i mean i can't imagine yeah i want to get you out of it we
try to get you out
of but then we don't even we don't say anything i think i don't think i said to
you anything to you
that day no you didn't yeah yeah but i would walk by your green room and just
hey if i'm being honest
if we want to talk real shit um yeah yeah i get fucking i have i have i have
depression i get
extremely dark and low i think the worst negative thoughts i'm sure there's
fans that have exactly
what i have or you know they do this thing and um i found my only solution is
to not communicate with
people because i just feel like i'll be mean or rude and sometimes i am that i
just get snappy
because i'm really low and i apologize if i am and i find that if i can go and
exercise or just break
away for a second and just kind of do my own little thing it helps me reset my
bearings and then i can
get back to it and i've done it a few times with you guys but that's just
unfortunately i think it's
a part of my chemicals yeah i think it's a part of my fucking unfortunate dna i'm
born with this awful
you know i don't even know how to describe it it's awful it sucks i'm not proud
of it i'm not but it
also is who i really am so i think if i service myself and i leave people alone
i can i can figure
it out i found the tools for me to go okay and you know what helped me shout
out i'll tell you this
shout out to the guy i met in the gym i didn't want to fucking talk to you i
absolutely didn't
want to talk to you i was lifting weights i had headphones in and he approached
me multiple times to
talk and i was being a little mean at first i was doing i was like what's up i
did that oh i've
done that like what what what what and then as soon as i dropped my internal
guard i thought
this guy's just a nice guy asking a question and then i shout out to that guy
for some reason it
helped me like get back to where i needed to go because i knew this was a test
i don't know what
you believe in i don't care if you believe in a god or a not or a universal
energy this was 100%
a test from the universe going watch this i was in the gym alone and it was
like watch this and it put
this guy in front of me and it was like you can either fucking be a fucking grump
and be bummed
and ruin someone else's part of the tour the other people you're performing or
you can take this guy
as our little fucking tool and honestly i felt great after that like i it's
something in the
universe gave me that guy i believe that to be like look at this happy-go-lucky
sweet guy
who just wanted to talk chat didn't know me had no like it wasn't like a fan it
was like just a guy
wanting to chat about something and i don't know i wholeheartedly believe the
universe was like deal
with this because you got to cut it out and then it did it like re-triggered my
i gotta be good for
the other people on the show it's not fair it's not fair to your friends and
performers and people
who support you to bring your shit on other people
you

The WILDEST Moment of Bad Friends Tour

we had a woman who was able to squirt breast milk out of her mouth into my
mouth out of her
she squirted no and it's sour it doesn't taste like oat milk or right well what
do you mean yes
it does not taste like oat milk or or any milk that i've ever had right because
it was like sour
it's a human milk oh human milk and let's see it right here let's play a clip
there
oh my god so much more than i remember wow wow that's all breast milk now those
babies are not
going to go hungry that is so much and can i say something too probably one of
the best i've ever
seen gorgeous you saw them right yeah i snuck back i mean they were a perfect
and her husband approved
we asked her yeah we said exactly we said she goes my talent is that i can squirt
breast milk very far
and that's us asking her husband i'm saying dude do you was this cool do you
approve and he was
thumbs up all day what show is that the show that dakota was at it was that was
that yeah that was
oh that was a magical show that's a magical show then sarah snook uh jake lacy
oh jake lacy from um
white lotus white lotus and i'm dying up here i'm dying up here that's how we
yeah yeah but um
sarah snook who is uh secession such an incredible actress i walked up to her
and i i just kind of
grabbed her arms yeah i have such a crush on her talent wise you know what i
mean like i think she's
so talented i'm like god you know i love and dakota dakota oh my god she's the
shit she's so
not what you think well because she's you know what what's funny is when you
grow up in la and you meet
people that grew up in la they're like actors that grew up here yeah i guess it's
more you have a
projection of an idea of who you think they are you do because you meet some
kids that grew up here
and they act and it's a thing and you know even though she moved here as a
young kid she kind of
grew up here but you see a lot of young actors because i know a lot that um
they play by the
hollywood rules so they don't want to say the wrong thing or they want it they're
just very like in the
middle about things right political political yeah she seemed to be she
reminded me more of a comic
she floats her own way she's like cool like just doesn't give a fuck accept
yeah she loved the show
yeah the show was wild it's really nice to see people feel free and not feel
like because our show
is fucking insane like you know sarah brought their 14 year old son then when
they came backstage i was
like do you want him to see this show yeah and she was like yeah i mean why not
who cares and they
just saw neil degrasse tyson play there yeah yeah we played the same venue as
rocket scientist
rocket scientist and we're sucking on tit milk yeah rock and roll incredible
rock and fucking roll
it was a great trip but a great yes the whole trip was good there's only one
part of it i didn't like
tell me there's only one part of it i didn't like tell me you know what it was
um mccone yeah
did you make me mad the whole the whole show did you did i was i mad at you a
little bit i was what
was the anger about forgot i can tell you exactly what it is because it's a
little bit of jealousy
is what it was okay go ahead we played the clip on here of you walking out to
sydney to all those
fans great oh i knew it as soon as i saw bobby post that i knew this was no no
no no no it's not
mad at bobby i said to him did you get us all coming out to the fucking crowd
wait he didn't get
you coming out no no no no there's gotta that that doesn't make it my head he
does not and
you were re-watching it all day on your instagram and i just knew that he was i
wasn't i wasn't
upset at you i was i said to him did you get everybody getting that shot i got
all of us
going out is that what i asked you i said did you get me or jesse going on
stage to the big
crowd i don't want to i don't want to fight you andrew
what can i side with mccone for a second interesting interesting
interesting
someone's trying to get under mr nodal tutelage huh what someone's trying to be
mr nodal for the show
i mean just just a little thing what is it i did go up to him before the show
and i go
make sure you get me coming out interesting okay that that has no bearing okay
that he would
literally go i should probably get everybody coming out yeah yeah but that
doesn't make yeah
you're right that's 8 500 seats yeah you're right you might yes yeah you assume
if one of us said
hey make sure you get this shot why wouldn't your instinct go i should get this
for jess you were
already on stage correct at that moment so he couldn't go back it was also no
no he asked him
before the show oh i thought it was like no no no no i was running up to run
the cameras to get
the back of everyone going because i have running second camera i i don't it's
over to me and that
will always lay inside of me as something that you disappointed me at and it
turned me i was extremely
upset i went to my hotel room and i said not happy doesn't care it doesn't care
almost a
dollywood moment that day pretty close that wasn't why i was feeling that way
but that that that
dollywood moment almost happened again yeah i had a day that was scary i needed
i kept wanting to
hang out with you so bad but i knew it would be best to just had to go to the
gym i had to just walk
away but mccone was a big sliver a big sliver in my hand ow how do i get this
out right okay i do
have to say my relationship with mccone got better on the trip
mm-hmm because because of that no not because of that i feel like he was trying
to he was trying
yeah i will say he he was trying oh you're welcome every one of my excuse me
that's me
that's all me i know what it is dude that's all me molding and shaping yeah
yeah i know what it is
and you know who didn't try on the trip at all who didn't put any effort into
the trip whatsoever
carlos yeah shout out to carlos he worked very hard yeah you've killed it carlos
you actually did
a phenomenal job thank you i appreciate a phenomenal job much better than than
than we
expected you to do you went above and beyond fancy you didn't do shit you
stayed back and caught up
check let's talk about um the best hotels you think we stayed at i think the
coolest one we stayed at
was uh um the w and w was good in brisbane yeah that hotel was wildly dope but
also my second was the
ritz carlton the last night of yeah was it perth what night yeah uh yeah oh the
crown the crown i mean
yeah the crown yeah we had nobu that incredible incredible a little nobu dinner
yeah and the kid
never kids kids never had nobu right never you're welcome didn't say thank you
once didn't say i'm
grateful really huh did not did you say thank you did we said it a few times
when do you remember give
me the time he probably has it on camera yeah i'll pull it up that dinner was
amazing i love the lazy
susan love a good lazy susan love a good lazy susan and we had a we had overall
man every city
did what we thought they were going to do nobody let us down every city was
amazing every venue was
great and let's be honest can we be honest we thought one of the cities you we
both were like
what if this isn't that good because of the venue oh yeah oh yeah and it turned
out to be fucking
great which oh yeah that one we were both oh i walked into that one oh here's
another memphis
yeah you did say that yeah yeah you thought another memphis just kind of say
tank yeah but it wasn't
that show was amazing amazing amazing one of the best shows i think yeah yeah
yeah yeah i had a
panic attack that day was that brisbane adelaide adelaide wait tell that story
yeah on the plane i
had a panic attack and i was trying to like hold it together until i got to the
hotel room so no one
would know and right at the end oh well when i got to the baggage claim pop he's
like go get me some
donuts so i'm like still trying to like hold my breathing together and i'm
ordering these donuts and
the ladies taking forever and shrimp's like come on i'm sorry no you didn't
know and so i get the
donuts and i get on the the thing and right when we park bobby's like what's
going on with you
and i was like i think i'm having a panic yeah you were having a panic and then
he starts yelling
to everyone she's having a panic attack i was like you're making it worse well
then i went back
there and i go are you really having a panic attack i didn't know if he was
joking and then you
were just i just got to my hotel and like tried to control my breathing took a
shower and like
calm down i felt so bad and then the show was like transformative because it
was like all i just
could focus all my thinking just on the show right forum and and yeah that
venue was great and yeah
since we're being honest yeah since this is the honest show yeah when you get
low you get low
when i get low that's what i said i thought it could have been a royal when
people get low they
get low all right no when you get low we we can feel it uh-huh yeah right and
there's always like a
12 hour period where it's like we just know not to yeah but what happens to
your mind there
well i have clinical depression so i go into a deep very dark low hole yeah it's
i disappear it's
scary yeah i get really i feel so bad for you well thank you no i'm being real
i'm always like yeah
going this oh my god i mean i can't imagine yeah i want to get you out of it we
try to get you out
of but then we don't even we don't say anything i think i don't think i said to
you anything to you
that day no you didn't yeah yeah but i would walk by your green room and just
hey if i'm being honest
if we want to talk real shit um yeah yeah i get fucking i have i have i have
depression i get
extremely dark and low i think the worst negative thoughts i'm sure there's
fans that have exactly
what i have or you know they do this thing and um i found my only solution is
to not communicate with
people because i just feel like i'll be mean or rude and sometimes i am that i
just get snappy
because i'm really low and i apologize if i am and i find that if i can go and
exercise or just break
away for a second and just kind of do my own little thing it helps me reset my
bearings and then i can
get back to it and i've done it a few times with you guys but that's just
unfortunately i think it's
a part of my chemicals yeah i think it's a part of my fucking unfortunate dna i'm
born with this awful
you know i don't even know how to describe it it's awful it sucks i'm not proud
of it i'm not but it
also is who i really am so i think if i service myself and i leave people alone
i can i can figure
it out i found the tools for me to go okay and you know what helped me shout
out i'll tell you this
shout out to the guy i met in the gym i didn't want to fucking talk to you i
absolutely didn't
want to talk to you i was lifting weights i had headphones in and he approached
me multiple times to
talk and i was being a little mean at first i was doing i was like what's up i
did that oh i've
done that like what what what what and then as soon as i dropped my internal
guard i thought
this guy's just a nice guy asking a question and then i shout out to that guy
for some reason it
helped me like get back to where i needed to go because i knew this was a test
i don't know what
you believe in i don't care if you believe in a god or a not or a universal
energy this was 100%
a test from the universe going watch this i was in the gym alone and it was
like watch this and it put
this guy in front of me and it was like you can either fucking be a fucking grump
and be bummed
and ruin someone else's part of the tour the other people you're performing or
you can take this guy
as our little fucking tool and honestly i felt great after that like i it's
something in the
universe gave me that guy i believe that to be like look at this happy-go-lucky
sweet guy
who just wanted to talk chat didn't know me had no like it wasn't like a fan it
was like just a guy
wanting to chat about something and i don't know i wholeheartedly believe the
universe was li