Name: Jetski Becomes Bobby Lee's New Best Friend
Uploaded: 2025-01-16T17:00:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jetski Becomes Bobby Lee's New Best Friend' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jetski Becomes Bobby Lee's New Best Friend' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-16. Transcript available.

What is this clip that you want to play?
This is just Bobby throwing a sig back at Carlos.
After you threw one at him first?
Yeah.
Right, so you threw one, then he just retaliated.
But that seems fair.
Eye for an eye, smoke for a smoke.
Leaves everyone blind.
Yeah, like the good old days.
There's a resent, you know, your behavior,
there is, there is something there.
There has to be something there.
I think he loves you, but the bad breath is like,
like venom, like it's taking over.
Maybe that's what it is, yeah.
Yeah, like the bad breath has something to do with it.
It's not him.
It's morphing into its own thing.
Yeah.
It's like actualizing.
Yeah.
It's becoming itself.
Because he's changing, right?
Oh, 100%.
Carlos has, the change is there.
I see it.
It's the responsibility y'all gave me.
So we gave you too much.
No, just the right amount for me to grow.
Interesting.
I will say this.
We had a little talk off camera.
People don't know.
We're working on, right now,
we looked up our analytics
and we, I think,
are going to play a show
in jolly old England.
We're working on going to London for a show
because our fans in the UK have said,
why don't you guys come to us?
The first country we went to outside of the US
was, well, Canada,
but we went to Australia
and I think we owe it to our...
Australian, London friends.
Our Londoner friends.
So we're working on that right now.
But can we do this?
Yeah.
Make a whole vacation out of it.
I know, but the problem with the Australia trip
is that there was just too much traveling.
I mean, what I would want
is to be in Sydney
for two or three extra days,
two days,
so we can travel around.
I know we lose money that way.
No, that's fine.
You mean London.
So when we go to London...
No, when we go to London,
I don't want to be like flying in and flying out.
I want to spend two or three days.
I want to go to the Emirates
and look at...
I was just going to ask
if we go there.
Can I say something about you?
Yeah.
She saw the Champions League game today.
Did you see it or the highlight?
I watched the whole thing.
It started at noon.
I put it on my big TV
and just watched it.
Wow.
Because that's the best way
I can learn the players
is by watching them.
And so, I know.
What do you mean?
Same thing.
I would love to bond with you.
I know, I know.
This is your...
I love it.
So let me ask you something
about our bond, right?
Yeah.
Do you love the team or...?
I love the team.
Why?
I became an Arsenal fan.
Why though?
Why do you think?
Well, it started to bond with Bobby.
Why do you think it is
that she likes the team?
Why?
Because of my passion.
Yeah, so that's where it started.
That's where it started.
She wants your love.
So she loves what you love.
Well, let's face it.
We love each other,
but we don't have a lot
to talk about.
We went to a dinner together
and they took our phones away
and it was kind of hard for us.
That was a great day, though.
It was great.
But we ran out of...
You were mad.
Can we talk about that day?
They took away your phone
and you were at dinner
without a phone?
Yeah.
I've never seen that
in my entire...
I'm not kidding.
In the 20 years I've known you,
I've never seen you
at a meal not on your phone.
Yeah, and if I liked Arsenal then,
it would have been way different.
Yeah, yeah.
So here's what happened, okay?
We were going to go eat,
go, and then you go,
I don't want to have lunch.
You said you guys go get lunch.
You said you guys go get lunch.
Verbatim.
But then you were mad
that we had lunch without you.
Because you went to
a fucking five-star restaurant.
Yeah, if I knew
you were going to Michelin,
I thought you were just
going to grab a snack
like we've been doing.
I didn't think you were
going to go to a fucking
sit-down Michelin restaurant.
I thought, hey, grab lunch.
We'll all just grab lunch
and then we'll have a nice dinner.
But it was discovery.
Yeah, we looked and looked and looked.
We looked and looked and looked
and then we found this place
and then...
Oh, we stumbled into
a Michelin restaurant?
No, literally we did.
We walked by it.
We did.
Because there's no sign.
There was no sign.
You stumbled into
a Michelin restaurant?
Yes.
Yeah, so then I go...
No, we Googled it.
There it is.
Yeah, we Googled it.
Oh, shit.
Literally, I was looking
for restaurants.
He goes, no, no, no, no.
Just type in expensive restaurant.
Correct.
Then we found one.
So we walked by
and then you go,
I don't think it's here.
I think it's gone.
Yeah.
I go, I think...
You know that fancy door
that there are stairs going down?
Go down those stairs
into that alley
and check that door.
Yeah, and she checked.
It was the restaurant.
Yeah, gold flag.
And you had to ring a doorbell.
Yep.
Right?
Then we got buzzed in.
Yep.
Walked down the stairs.
It was probably one of the best
meals we had, I think.
This was in Sydney, right?
Yeah.
Do you remember the name
of the place?
The Gidley?
Something like that.
Yeah, The Gidley.
The Gidley.
I think that's what it was called.
Yeah, yeah.
The Gidley, I think.
It's close to that.
Shout out to The Gidley in Sydney.
It was incredible.
It is, mate.
But they took our phones.
They put them in little...
They go, here's something quirky
we do here.
We'll take your phones,
put it in back.
I respect the fuck out of that.
That's what Chappelle does
at his shows.
Yeah, and we sat there
and then we didn't...
Did we talk?
We talked about comedy
and the state of comedy,
but that only lasts so long.
Yeah.
But we went into this store in Perth
that was a sports vintage store
and there was some...
Oh, that's how I...
Oh, yeah.
And I saw one that I really liked.
It was like my fit,
but I was like,
I'm such a poser if I wear this.
I go, well, you teach me
about Arsenal.
Is that weird?
Wow.
And he said,
are you serious?
Yeah, and then so we educated her
and she memorized a bunch of things
and now you can wear the jacket, I think.
I think I'm close.
I think you can wear the jacket.
I really like them
because I get super into certain shows
like Mr. Robo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why are you guys laughing?
No, it's cute.
Why?
Because it's sweet.
There's something else.
Look at Carlos.
I don't...
I just thought it was nice.
No, because you're so strict on people
about wearing jerseys
and making them afraid of being posers
that she should have just been able to wear
without studying.
Well, no, I will say,
Bobby's been nothing but like...
I was afraid if I wanted
to like this team,
he would get mad
because that's his thing,
but he's been nothing but like...
No, like if you kind of like the team,
you like it.
Because it's something
that no one ever wants
to talk about with me.
Ian Edwards?
No, he's a Man U fan.
I can't believe you just said that.
I love...
She's doing it.
But I really like it.
Yeah, yeah.
And I realized
I've always wanted to get into a sport,
but I never could know where to start.
Yeah.
And it's like certain shows
like Mr. Robot and Arcane,
like I love them so much,
but they end.
And I just...
It clicked.
Like sports,
I get why people like them now.
They never end.
They never end.
Yeah.
And you get new people every year.
Yeah.
New seasons.
And so I'm really into this.
The drama.
Right.
I'm on season 40
of all my local sports teams.
Yeah.
Except I don't like the cast
on any of my sports teams.
Well, you switched to Arsenal.
They're great.
Well, I don't like soccer,
but that's the other thing.
We just...
We both love sports individually,
but I just...
I'm not a soccer guy,
but I like that you like it.
I don't see how...
It's like basketball
and American football together.
No, I like...
Because it moves so fast.
Yeah, I like fast-paced scoring.
Like you like basketball?
Basketball's the best.
It's fast-paced scoring.
Yeah, but they're bouncing
around the field.
It's...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That sounded...
Yeah, yeah.
A little...
What?
The reason why I like soccer
is because
when you do score,
it's just that much more potent.
I was screaming alone
in my living room.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It is.
I just like to see black guys dunk.
Okay.
I like to see...
Then Arsenal's one of the first teams
to allow black people
on their team.
Oh, then I definitely
don't like them.
Are they really?
Yeah.
Were they really?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, dude, I'm on a deep dive.
It's awesome.
Wow, I didn't know that.
Wow, wow.
So they were the first team
to have black players?
One of them.
I don't know if the first,
but they got some backlash for that.
Some blacklash here.
A little bit of blacklash from that.
So this is a photo here.
This is a photo of McCone
in bed with...
Who is that?
That's my mom.
Now, what are you doing
in bed with...
Whoa.
Where'd you get that?
We got this from a fan.
A fan.
Wow.
And I didn't ever find
a good time to show you guys.
Oh, I love that.
We literally got it the first day
and I would pack it.
Can I have that?
Yeah, of course.
Well, can we just put it up
at the studio here?
I want it.
Why can't we put it here?
Please let me have it.
You may.
Behind my mom.
Yeah.
I mean, you definitely have it.
You have that photo.
Yeah, I was like,
where'd they get that?
We can print it up like that.
Well, can we print out
a real nice one?
That looks like shit.
I want that one.
Okay, we'll give you that one.
Yeah.
Can I see it?
Wait, let Andrew hold it.
I want to see his side by side.
What do you guys think?
What do you say?
Is it close?
Is it close?
I hate you.
I'm Bobby Mom.
I hate you.
I love your mom.
I love your mom too so much.
I actually miss her
and I'm coming out to Phoenix.
Can you line it up?
Can I plug some dates?
Yeah.
I'm going to Sunnyvale
and Fort Worth and Dallas
all next year.
Colorado Springs,
Rochester, New York.
I know I'm forgetting some stuff,
but it's all coming together.
My tour, I'll post it
and my merch will be up too.
Jetskijohnson.com.
With the glasses?
The glasses will always be up
on Rainbow Optics,
but my t-shirts,
I finally got an online store
that'll mail them out.
So if you can't go to a live show
where I'll always have merch,
you can buy it online finally.
Wait, is it jetskijohnson.com?
Is that up, your merch?
Yes.
Right now, go look at it.
Let me pull it up.
Also, by the way,
to the Australian fans
that asked us
why the fuck we didn't bring merch,
I'll tell you why.
We hunted for a way
to bring you guys merch.
Local companies, of course,
is what we'd have to use
because it would cost too much
to ship merch
in the United States
and all the local companies
that we tried to work with,
it just wasn't going to work.
So that's why.
We just wasn't going to work out
for us, for you guys.
It wasn't cost effective
or efficient for you guys
to get good merch from us
that we cared about
to distribute to you.
So we have great merch
all the time on the website.
So sorry we didn't bring
anything with us,
but it just wasn't going to work.
We'll see you next time on the website.
We'll see you next time on the website.
We'll see you next time on the website.
We'll see you next time on the website.