Name: Bobby Lee Ranks Indiana Jones Movies
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Ranks Indiana Jones Movies' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-18. Transcript available.

You know, I've been watching all the Indiana Jones and I know which one I like.
You know which one do you like?
I know which one you like.
No.
Yes.
It has nothing to do with short round.
No, I think the third one's the best one.
It is the best one.
The third one.
Yeah.
Yeah, with Sean Connery.
Which one's that called?
The Last Crusade.
The Last Crusade.
The Last Crusade.
You know, Lost Ark is okay.
I think it's great.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Yeah.
The Last Ark is amazing.
The first one?
I haven't watched any of those in so long.
I know, because the reason why I'm re-watching it is because I'm playing the
video game.
Oh, on Xbox?
Fuck.
Yeah, Bethesda has, you know what I mean, a new Indiana Jones game.
Where do you find the time?
Oh, the time is my own in my hands.
Where do you find the time?
The time is my own in my hands.
Between us developing the animated show and the game show, where do you find
the time to do all this stuff?
Well, it goes this show, see, and then Indiana Jones, baby.
I get it.
What's up, dude?
You know what I mean?
That's the order, dog.
And then fourth is breakfast burritos.
I love breakfast burritos.
What's your perfect BB?
Kofax.
Ingredients, I mean.
But Kofax is phenomenal.
What do you mean?
What's your favorite ingredients of a breakfast?
Oh, pico de gallo, dude.
Pico de gallo?
You know, eggs.
Eggs.
You want a scramble or fry?
Bacon.
Bacon.
You want crispy or wilty?
I love when they put the frijoles in there.
You want frijoles in there?
I'm going to put them in.
Why don't they refry it three times?
That's what I always wonder.
Well, you know.
We only have a double fryer.
Okay, so.
And then, uh.
Luigi Mangione.
Oh, my son.
Luigi Mangione.
My son.
Shanta CEO from the health insurance.
Luigi, my boy, my boy.
God.
What a guy, huh?
Luigi Mangione.
Yeah.
What a name.
Mangione.
Boycott McDonald's.
Wow.
Her name is Nancy Parker.
Look at his chest.
Yeah, look at this guy, dude.
Dude, I would harbor him.
Wouldn't you harbor him?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's running from the wall.
Come to my house.
Come on in.
I'm not gay.
But come on, dude.
I'm making him a couple of breakfast burritos.
Dude, he's like Bruce Banner.
Not Bruce Banner.
He's like Bruce Wayne.
Hi, Luigi.
You slept in last night.
What have you been doing this morning?
Running from the law.
When I've been going.
What have you been doing?
I was just in New York.
Watching a show.
What were you doing in New York?
You're on Broadway?
Yeah, I watched Wiccan.
Wiccan.
Did you hold space?
Mm-hmm.
You were holding space?
What do you...
You think he's going to go to prison?
Yeah, pretty sure.
I think if you kill someone...
No, I'll tell you...
You shoot someone in the back.
I'm going to tell you what's going to happen.
Oh, okay.
Give it to me.
You're the DA?
No, I'm just...
No, I'm at the DA.
I'm Bobby Lee.
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen to this guy?
I think a jury is going to quit him.
How and why?
Because they're going to have empathy for him.
Brother, he shot him in the back.
I know, but his mother...
What about his mother?
You know what else I'll do?
He has the same thing you have.
Back problems.
I saw that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what he...
You don't see me out there shooting anybody.
I know, but maybe it's not bad enough yet.
But somebody, if they keep it up...
Yeah.
...they might get shot.
You start talking about me?
No.
You'll never shoot me.
I'll shoot you first.
Ooh.
I know.
Ooh, buddy.
No, let's just touch dicks.
Yeah.
He's not going to get acquitted.
He's going to prison for a long, long time.
But if you read the comments online,
the people are behind him.
Yeah, because he's good looking.
No, it's what he did.
It's because he's good looking.
Oh, so if I did it?
Dude, no trial.
Life in prison.
No trial.
Life in prison.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me, I'd get like 20 years.
Yeah.
You get life, I get 20.
No, they would have shot me at the McDonald's.
Can I have a number?
And I'd be dead.
Right?
Put the Big Mac down.
Yeah, I'd be dead.
But no, the good looks helps.
I'm on those epic.
Yeah, but the good looks helps.
It doesn't help.
It's the only thing.
It's the thing.
Look at, they posted this photo of him in People Magazine.
Yeah.
He's being glorified.
Yeah.
He is hunky though, huh?
They're glorifying him.
Let's be honest.
Yeah, he's a really good looking kid.
He's the opposite of Stavros.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's the opposite of Stavros.
They have the same sex appeal for two different reasons.
That's what it is.
But this guy is going to prison for la, la, la, la life.
You know what's so funny about that?
Stavros and Stavros and Ian Finans.
These whites, I know he's Greek.
But these whites are my type, but they still get more girls than me.
That's not true.
You get plenty of women.
I think they get more.
How, dude?
How full do you want with your cup?
I mean, come on.
They're white.
That was the point I was trying to make, but the way you said it really hurt me.
They do get whites.
Yeah.
They get whites.
They're white.
You get off white.
Exactly.
Yeah, I get brown.
What?
Is he here?
He probably...
Don't tell him I said that.
You manifested him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You say his name once.
Yeah, yeah.
But seriously, you do know he's going to get life and prison.
He can't get off.
There's no way they'll let him off.
I mean, it was too egregious, the crime.
What if Trump pardons him?
Won't.
Why would he?
Yeah, you're right.
There'd be no connection to be made.
But I haven't read like one negative comment about him.
That's because people...
Look, that's because society is fed up with the way that things are going in
the healthcare industry.
Yep.
Doesn't mean you should kill a guy, though.
I think you're right.
I think it doesn't mean you'd shoot him.
Well, because he had kids!
Even if he didn't, you don't kill the guy.
You don't kill somebody.
Yeah.
Can't go out and kill...
That's not how we fix everything.
Luigi, the hero of 2024, says that guy.
Read all of them.
Insanity plea.
Oh, they're trying to give him an insanity plea, huh?
Read all of them, dude.
They love him.
TMZ.
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Use code BADFRIENDS at freeluigimugs.com.
Despite who the man worked for, that's not okay.
I don't like that they keep doing this.
I don't like this.
He was someone's son and a dad.
He's just a guy.
What do you mean?
It doesn't matter if he's a father, if he's single, if he's married.
He's a guy.
You can't fucking just kill a guy in cold blood life.
You can't.
You can.
You can.
He did it.
Well, but he's going to suffer the consequences.
Yeah.
You're going to go to prison for life.
Holy smoke, Dr. Jones.
By the way, you know how much happier-
That's good, Ron.
I re-saw Temple of Doom though yesterday.
How much happier would-
Indy, Indy, holy smoke.
I love it.
I know you do, buddy.
How happy would society be if he just punched him?
Then you would get nothing.
Just knock him out then.
If you're so angry, would have made the same news, you wouldn't be on the run.
But you also imagine all the people that have died because of United Health
Insurance.
I know, buddy, but it's not him directly.
I know, but he is a symbol of it.
And it's like, he has some power.
Sure, but you can't advocate-
Does he not have any power?
You can't advocate for murdering him because of it.
Yeah.
It doesn't make sense.
Yeah.
You can't.
I mean, I'm sorry.
You just cannot.
No, not sorry.
I'm for the people though.
Yeah, yeah.
You're from the streets.
That's how they handle things in Poway.
Bobby is pro-assassination.
No, I'm not pro-assassination.
I feel empathy for his family.
You know what I mean?
You feel empathy for Luigi?
No, for Brian Thompson.
Is that his name?
I have no idea.
Yeah, Brian Thompson's family.
Funny, we know the killer, not the killed.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a symptom of America.
Look at us here.
Yeah, there he is.
There he is.
What's up, buddy?
Love.
And give me a calendar.
Is that for Mama Stavros?
Oh!
Oh!
You got to get these calendars, guys.
These calendars are incredible.
We hang them up in the front room of our studio.
Wow.
I don't want-
Don't give any away.
I don't want anybody to see any photos.
Wow.
What's up, boys?
How are you doing?
Whoa.
Stavi Baby.
You got some too.
Don't you worry about that.
The baklava is for-
Is this Rosie O'Donnell?
How'd you get her?
I don't know how you got her, but that's great.