Name: Stavvy and Bobby Lee Talk Ozempic
Uploaded: 2025-01-21T18:15:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy and Bobby Lee Talk Ozempic' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy and Bobby Lee Talk Ozempic' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-21. Transcript available.

so let me say something you're not on ozempic right i'm not yeah yeah just
making sure i'm in
the control group uh have you ever thought about getting on it because i'm on
it are you yeah how's
it feeling i'm losing some weight i can feel it stand up and show him your
stomach it's unbelievable
the guy lost he's losing his butt which is cute dude i mean you always look
cute thank you dude
he's losing his uh bbl is going away that's what we're concerned about were you
ever a butt guy
he had a nice tush yeah he had a nice i really did have a brazilian type yeah
really yeah you were
shapely see i can't afford to lose any oh i i have a flatter that i'd like i
want to get in the gym
i want to get you have an asian son bony i wish i didn't but yeah i think you're
right i think you
do too and that kind of hurts me and and the because well yeah but look at
these calves i want
my whoa dude look at those calves dude i'm saying yeah i feel like i'm at c how
are you so how are
you so tan yeah where you where you been bud by the way by the way it could
either be tan with you
or gout i have no idea it would be it would be i would look like fucking bobby
if i had gout it
would be a richer yellow
that's a good one oh no yeah anyway um they survived they survived mccone
good boy like the ball boy at the u.s open oh your mom makes the best shit on
earth they're so good
mama uh halkias is honestly baklava yeah we got a baklava we got uh we have a
mellow macarano we got
it all yeah what's up fellas great to be here good to see you and
congratulations on the movie thank
you give it up for the movie yeah give him a round of applause for the movie
thank you and um let's
everybody go watch let's start a cult it's available right now everywhere
really right rent it you can rent
it and uh go see me live i'm on a tour now um the the the dreamboat tour is out
you can buy tickets
to that now so i'm out here baby let's go baby i'm out here what's what's uh
what's the next show
the next show our first show is in it starts in uh february it's in wheatland
wheatland california you're doing the casino or something oh the hard rock yeah
yeah you've done that
didn't you do that san francisco i'm going all the way through the west down
the west coast so watch
out ladies west that's you might be i am looking to oh yeah yeah you are yeah
so what's your favorite
indiana jones movie oh my god um the first one everyone's is the first one why
do you keep asking
that like wait wait you you're gonna do the one where he's got an agent sidekick
yeah
that one's fun yeah it's a fun one it's fun but it's the first one is the best
okay can i tell
you about the second because i've been i re-watched all of them yesterday okay
oh wow in a row i found
the time honestly how many emails how many emails did you ignore from the
people i don't i don't
read them but let me say something about i'm mad at two i'm mad at the temple
of dune i'll tell you
why why sorry um because when i was a kid yeah i saw that movie okay and then
they're at they're in
some indian palace yeah the food comes out and in my mind i think that that's
indian food
right right they bring out a gigantic bow constrictor and then they open it and
there's
50 000 other snakes in it now they still do have that dish
there's another one where it's a tray full of beetles yeah the beetle and they
eat the
underbelly of the beetle i don't remember this and then monkey brains monkey
brains my favorite part
i remember as a kid i'm like oh i i don't like indian food i don't want to eat
dr jones
i don't like monkey brains yeah yeah i forgot i've read monkey brains i don't
remember how zoom
into that photo no go back to the that's the monkey part yeah zoom in yeah the
original photo you were
just at not that one go back to the first one now zoom in you see that guy
right there yeah that's a
white guy that they just got all dressed all right right right so funny and
that's steven spielberg's
wife that is yeah it is his wife yeah you think that's how she got it i think
she auditioned she
went through the process really oh yeah it was an offer over i bet she read
three or four times
they got married after oh really and remember that guy eating the monkey brains
right that yeah look
that's the soup yeah griffin made it into the film somehow yeah yeah there he
is wow eric's in it
he looks good yeah yeah how clearly is that jello go back look they didn't even
try sometimes you see
special effects and stuff like that in the movies today like it looks too cheap
go back to the original i like it
though look that's jello that's just jello yeah they could have tried a little
bit it's nice and red i
like it because it's because the thing is it's in the uncanny like they want it
to be physical it's
clearly not an actual monkey brain they respect you enough to do that but they'll
be like it's a
rendering of a monkey brain especially these are these are like homages to old
adventure movies
when they didn't have that stuff and you could be very racist like it almost
feels like they had to
be extra racist to be like go ahead go ahead robert yeah i don't want to school
you guys
school me kiddo can i school you for a second please that's frozen monkey brain
oh that's why
it's that color dude sorry about that yeah yeah things get brighter when they're
i don't know
no you're moving at the speed of light right now you need to slow down i don't
know way too fast
i'm just going to correct you guys it's not just regular monkey ranch you're
right it's been frozen
that was two and the uh the third one is when the last crusade oh with sean connery
yeah that one's
pretty i think that's the best one that's the best one it's not the best one
number one is the best
one number one's the best one but the third they both both two and three have
their fun little charms
so totally sean connery and then the beginning part with uh river phoenix river
phoenix yeah it's
fun yeah but in the temple my dog he also runs into hitler yeah he runs into
hitler yeah yeah sean
him and sean connery the same nazi which is funny yeah that's good yeah dude
you remember eskimo
brothers with the same nazi god you're good yeah which is a fun yeah that's a
fun plot point in a
wholesome she was so hot by the way the nazi was hot oh she was hot yeah such a
hot nazi dude and
she um had to read a bunch of times she had to read a bunch of times no no she
got the role
offered for sure no i saw the documentary really but you got the role she got
the role offered
oh they asked this is like let's lose every young person tuning in yeah by
talking about
by in detail discussing yeah you know she kind of looks right like right there
she kind of looks
like einhorn is finkel finkel as einhorn oh yeah and she does who is that
actress that played uh
uh uh uh in ace ventura who played that uh sean sean young what was that sean
young john young
that was her name yeah yes yes yeah she kind of has that same you're right the
bone structure yes
because honestly this was so ahead of its time and androgynous well she played
a girl so well that
could have been a guy that we didn't even question it when they said it was a
guy um i i have a different
read on okay go yeah yeah give me a read but sad rose i think well first of all
i'll say i was so
fucking dumb as a kid yeah that i was like i didn't realize because the whole
idea was they put her
dick in her ass yeah or she was tucking her talking yeah so as a kid i thought
she shit herself i thought
that was the big reveal she had shit and they're like ah she's gross now she's
a dirty she's a dirty
more than shits herself wow but i also will say i think it's a complete like i
don't think she played
it as a dude i think she was just a hot aggressive woman she had masculine
qualities that they did tip
off in the movie a few times and by the way i know why you thought that was
poop and not a penis
because because mama halkias was just feeding you that baklava being like don't
worry baby don't
don't worry you're probably right i'm right with my dad and he didn't want to
explain totally he
didn't want to explain he's like she shit herself right you didn't have a jilted
childhood where my
dad was like that's a dick that's a fucking dick but i think the reason the
fact they played her
masculine actually because if a trans girl looked that good she wouldn't be
masculine they do but what
i'm saying is i don't know be more feminine dude get on the internet it's
insane no no they do they
do but i'm just saying but i'm saying their mannerisms are not aggressive they
like to be girly
you