Name: Bobby Lee Auditions for Star Wars
Uploaded: 2025-01-24T18:21:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Auditions for Star Wars' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Auditions for Star Wars' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-24. Transcript available.

do we have stars like that anymore though i mean we had the verne troyers and
the
gary coleman's there's no little but he's not really a little he's like a you
know
here dinklage is a that's right that's true that's right you just threw it out
there he's
the one he's the one warwick davis is still doing his thing yeah verne troyer
rest in peace tony
cox rest in peace what about that little guy that was r2d2 he's definitely dead
yeah yeah
what's that guy's name again i can't remember his name i don't know he's a
famous actor yeah
yeah no he wasn't famous no he was he actually what kenny baker kenny baker
that's right no he
was there there's kenny baker imagine being in that metal suit probably all day
long probably
loved it probably loved it they haven't approached you to get aren't you for
real i i'm not even
joking yeah haven't they dude i would assume they would ask you to be in like
the extended star wars
universe of some kind of little guy for real you'd be awesome at it not enough
let me hear you do some
r2d2 beep bop boop let me see no they're not gonna cast i'm not going i gotta
drink some water for real i
like in the mandalorian or in the fucking okay so i swear to god yeah i
auditioned for
that last one you know when the lady with the hair head oh yes yes right in the
mandalorian no it was
the lady with the head things yeah the last one yeah and what's your face lupita
nyonga did the
voice exactly yeah and um i auditioned for like a nine armed alien and i didn't
even come close yeah
i didn't even come close they should have picked what do you think it was you
know you'd be great
as you know you know what are you implying no i'm just saying what do you think
it was what the
are you implying what do you think the reason you didn't even come close was i
didn't read good
they didn't see me as the part bro what are you implying dog well nine arms is
hard to fit on your
little body i mean they get maybe six well i mean they could be small arms i
gotta be real small i mean
those two barely fit on that frame stop it it's good stop it but it's true nine
i think you're
right also nine how are they how are they they could rewrite it why an odd
number of arms i don't
know where's the miss yeah yeah yeah yeah there's probably just a voice thing
right no it was an
actual no it's a practical practical practical costume yeah damn you would have
been awesome like a
body hunt like it was not a bounty hunter that pisses me off who got it let's
fucking find him and
fuck him up i never get those things he's probably such an accredited actor
that we're like yeah
i get it i mean do you read for have you ever read for a marvel or star wars
buddy what are they
going to do with me yeah yeah i have and i never get them if i could have
gotten anything it would
have been whatever bird did in the mandalorian that's true if burr was busy
yeah let's go get
fucking santino can you do it in his yeah and the impression you do like you
want me to be him
well you know what we do come to think about you like bb2 what's what's the new
little robot bb8 bb8
all right well you could be babu frick how about there you are dude bb8 now let's
pull up babu
frick and let's see who's bobby is all right that is all right you win this
that's so obvious
literally dude you win this dude that is me bro you know how he was cute what
did he say how was
he was really like he didn't really speak did he he was he was so cute that guy
well i can't i can't
understand you most of the time so that lines up yeah yeah really for real feel
kind of like babu
frick yeah i'm babu frick dude babu frick what a cute one whoever made that
dude that's such a good
looking character it's a good i've never i don't even know what happens in the
new star wars i've seen
them all just so out of my mind on acid or mushrooms really yeah yeah never
sober never sober i just go
in i haven't seen any of the new ones i'm not i just i'm not there i don't
think they're good but
to me they are my favorite ones because i was so fucked up like i mean i've
told this story before i
want to say too much but i people thought i was like special needs when i saw
uh the babu frick one
because it was like christmas and i was on i was so fucked up i was with my
brother my best friend
and every time he would come on the screen i would be like yeah yeah yeah yeah
but i've told that story
a hundred times but i literally like and so for me i have no like the old ones
i saw when i was a
little kid yeah so i don't remember them and you didn't re-watch them as an
adult not really that's
worth prequels the prequels i like the last one can i ask you some trivia yeah
sure i'm not gonna get
it right because i've seen would you like to play some star wars trivia or no
shoot for the hip
okay go baby um so when you were when you were in college and star wars came
out how did that feel
so funny to think he went to college
okay that's good i'm sorry you all right you're a blue skywalker's uncle what
was his name
he got burnt to a crisp remember you guys know all i know i don't know
uncle owen uncle owen i didn't know are you being real yeah yeah by the way bad
character name owen
owen is just kind of like a weak name yeah there's no depth to it for for that
for how like wasn't he
ben kenobi's brother though no i think there was a relationship between owen
and ben kenobi that's
that's family what that they were related i think so what is it i mean owen lars
is anakin skywalker's
stepbrother perceived as the brother of jedi master obi-wan kenobi oh so there
is some family
okay so then um those little little guys in star wars with the they're wearing
monk hoods they're
little with glowing gold eyes what are they called the sand people no the sand
people were the um no
iranians or whatever that was careful whoa whoa they are called sand people and
that is kind of
kenobi is kind of weird about it because they have an actual name but he calls
them sand people but
that's not who i'm talking about was it my uncle was in this movie yeah they're
called jawas jawa but
he calls them sand people that there's two sand people are the ones that try to
kill luke right
they're two different things you're not gonna get away with this guy yeah yeah
they're not no they're
not the same thing look up a sand people in star wars look it up give me that
wait a minute look up
sand people on carlos's computer i'm afraid i want to come back up yeah yeah
that's a sand people
that's a sand person yeah jawas are different yeah jawas are different and can
we say person of sand
instead yeah yeah you're right i prefer respect i take it back okay um can we
continue you haven't
answered anything i don't want to yeah yeah you're going to i let you go no no
i lost first of all
you asked him for the i'm gonna ask you now okay okay what planet does yoda
live on oh fuck um
god my memory is so fucking bad you don't know i do know i don't know yeah no
no i get it with a d
dagobah yeah that's right oh that's right bud i do know last question yeah it
was originally
colonized by italians yeah yeah that's true by space italians yeah so last
question got these
fucking space guys coming over here yeah yeah um oh i ain't going to empire
strikes back what's the
snowy planet hoth that's right yeah so you really never seen any of them no i
had what are you talking
about i played the games i played the i played the i don't remember any of the
games the one is the
battlefront you ever play that i didn't play that because that was more what's
the one where you get
to be kind of a you just get to run the open world yeah yeah yeah i played i
played those those
jedi ones right right your own jedi that's the new one yeah i haven't played
those but battlefront was
fun you know you know how battlefront's played no i don't play i don't play how
is battlefront how
do how is it played well you so you just play as like it's like stormtroopers
uh versus the rebels
right and there's like and you're playing everyone online and you're a stormtrooper
right and it's
like just chaos yeah right i mean you're like killing rebels right and if you
kill enough in a row
you get to choose to be you know i mean luke skywalker like if you get enough
kills okay and then you for
like a minute you you have a lightsaber you can just people up it's such a fun
game that is kind
of yeah yeah let's move on from star wars i feel like you're i'm boring i feel
like i'm 24 year old
that matched bob pinder yeah you never saw phantom menace them the new ones
with the jj abrams ones
none of the new ones no wow you've seen them yeah yeah because of the little
guy yeah only when i was
a kid i only saw the ones when we were young okay okay and i when i was in high
school i liked them
you're not a sci-fi guy though not a sci-fi guy yeah yeah you're sci-fi right i
like sci-fi yeah i know
i'm open to similar yeah we're similar in many ways i'm open to sci-fi yeah sci-fi
has to be for
me like uh no i i like fantasy more than sci-fi i like fantasy like a horse you
like an elf i like
fantasy over sci-fi no i like i just like i like whimsical i think like out of
the like out of world
stuff that's like weirdo shit lord of the rings over star wars kind of shit i'm
not gonna say that
it's better than star wars star wars is just so good because when we were kids
it was so different yeah and
it was the only thing that was in fucking space yeah i guess i'm not i guess i
guess what i'm
thinking of is like a couple like a a few bangers like uh total recall okay
great movie okay right
right right i was more to like uh blade runner comedy whimsy yeah like cone
heads love okay okay
interesting like comedy whimsy like like impractical comedy i love that high
high concept like crazy
comedy yeah that's obviously not real yeah i love that i mean like uh uh
princess bride might be one of the
the best written comedy films of all time front to back that's a great movie
and the whimsy in that
movie is you never saw it it's incredible yeah it's so great movie
yeah