Name: Bobby Lee Calls Out Stavros Halkias
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Calls Out Stavros Halkias' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Calls Out Stavros Halkias' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-25. Transcript available.

were you a never-ending story guy yes i loved atreyu never ending story
by the way you know who followed me on instagram the other day speaking of the
dog from that
atreyu atreyu or the dog first of all first of all atreyu's name that his dog
is not the name
what about the the big turtle was there no the name of the big dog no what's
okay give me the
first an f he just said it no he didn't did you say it shut up yeah yeah f
there's the turtle you
know i might re-watch never um falcore yeah right what's the turtle's name morla
the morla wow
morla what a great oh wait yeah oh you know who follow me on instagram mandy
patinkin wow that's
huge who's that you don't know who mandy patinkin is you're a cinephile oh mandy
patinkin he is the
six-finger he's yeah he is going after by the way you know who he's going after
in the movie yeah who
who is he going to kill the six is he on homeland he is on homeland okay that's
how i know so mandy
patinkin played inigo montoyo who goes after who in the film what famous
director do we know that you
and i have both worked for play the six-fingered man bring up a picture of the
six-fingered man from
princess bride this is incredible you've worked for this man who is that guy
yeah i know it's um
christopher guest but i never worked for him wait yeah i thought you did that's
you know what that's
another way of you slamming my career and that's so up that you do that so now
you're gonna you
you know i'm gonna go i never worked for him that you're gonna go oh yeah my
bad and then now i'm
hurt how did you work for him i'll give you how did you work for i'll give you
six degrees of kevin
bagan you worked with his wife in a major motion picture that's true okay so
that's enough how did
you work for him i forgot you didn't work with him well how did you work for
him on a comedy project
that we were just yeah never he would never call me in no he told me he was
gonna call you in okay so
couldn't get a hold of you why are you getting so defensive i'm not being
defensive thank you he has
a way of you could be he has a way of going side i thought you did something
with him i never did
anything with what about the movie he did with the little people with all
everyone in the costume you
didn't do that no i didn't know little people willow what are you talking about
yeah what was the
one where everybody was a mascot i don't remember yeah i auditioned for it i
thought you did it
no i never did it i auditioned for it i apologize but it was you at least
auditioned yeah um so i have not
worked for him i did a show for him called family tree it was i did one throwaway
episode it was
that's great it was fantastic congratulations andrew thank you so much god damn
it dude you feel
good no one's heard of that show that's exactly right that's true isn't it
better to have not
worked for him and maybe someone's got some buzz on the cult movie what's that
someone got some
buzz on the cult movie why is this turning adversarial right now
congratulations bro it seems like
somebody a demon possessed you like a benevolent joy that you're working i am
happy for
you i like how you pretend like you've never seen this show this is exactly
what he does that is
true can't wait but he we were all we're hopping along we're talking about
fucking star wars yeah
you're right and one perceived slight and bobby has shut down he does that yeah
you know he's acting
i'm kidding i don't you're very good i need you around more yeah how about this
this will get him
this will get him in a good mood yeah yeah franken dick about black cock for
two yeah yeah i'll be back in a good
franken franken by the way i saw a clip on the internet of a guy finishing a
marathon and his
and his cock was ginormous and everyone is stitching it on the internet like is
no one
gonna say anything yeah he like finished first and his bulge was comical let me
look let me look oh
my god i know don't look at my big dick marathon coming marathon gay porn video
i know and by the
way save it for later fucking you know the tent is uh it's a rhetorical device
we don't actually
want to pull up pornography get back to reality your the movie is getting a lot
of talk by the way
everyone is in them streets talking it is fun i mean it's crazy i i am shocked
that i got to
fucking make a movie um but yeah it's fun go rent it buy it buy it rent it on
amazon apple wherever
the fuck you buy movies now how did this is it something that you had pitched
or is it something
you just got cast in no i wrote it oh you did i wrote it with my friends and we
did a short movie
or we did a short of it and a production company are like wanted to make it wow
uh dark sky films and
uh queensberry pictures and they were just like i'm kind of it's kind of wild
it's amazing like it's
just we just made a movie amazing and it's fun it's stupid as shit and it was
like i really do want to
make i mean we're joking about uh you know the movie about our are we mythical
fathers like we are it
was fun as shit because like i really think comedy movies should just be this
where it's like friends get
together have an idea we all carve out we write it over however long we carve
out a month and we
shoot it on a on a modest budget because we know we can actually be funny like
right we don't keep
it super you know we keep it reasonable and then like i mean what the have we
done it like by getting
rejected from the industry for years we all had to build our own like fan bases
look at this and i
think that's what i found it was just a test of the waters to see if it was
like fun but i really
want to make more movies with my friends and just even if even if like they don't
have to be
fucking huge releases or anything just to make stuff for the fans that people
that come out to see
us do stand up who listen to our podcast they like comedy movies too it's just
nobody's
fucking make no one's making them and you just inspired me i think we're gonna
do it let's do it
i'm being real let's do it let's okay yeah yeah you know we got to do though
right i will right
we have to do it we're gonna do it you'll do it yeah 100 then all right i want
to do it really bad
that'd be great dude because you know it's it's inspiring you know it's like um
i think you're
right i think we have i mean because you get approached all the time you know
what i mean
and to read or like you know i mean to look at my script but it's like i don't
oh really you're trying to do a christopher guest thing again i think i'm doing
that i'm not doing
that i don't get it all the time i don't get approached all the time yeah i don't
have a deal
with nbc in place where i'm developing a show about a nation you want one for hulu
i don't have one you have a hulu show i have a special on hulu and a show with
me on hulu
right you're on that show yeah dude we picked this by the way where are these
um so i'm looking for
a fat bug or a fat bird or something for this by the way you think you're not
going to be on the
show when we're 100 you're in your mind yeah yeah yeah no read nothing love it
i don't want to give
it away but i would do there is trust me okay don't worry about it i'm
interested we already have the
people that we have in our sight lines of who we want on this show and bobby
wants a lot of good
cameos in the pilot so bill cosby said he would do it yeah you guys go way back
space is coming back
that would be yeah he plays the principal yeah yeah um you boys have been bad
yeah well it's also i
don't know if you guys feel but i it's also cool because it is a ton of people
and it feels fun it
feels like it's a team instead of like you feel like you're in on something
yeah instead of stand-up
where you're just by yourself especially a movie where you get to because i did
get to catch some
of my friends in that one but it's like that's another thing about about the
next we never really
yeah and i got another i'm not we never got it not even i'm not even you
actually did no i didn't
yeah you did did i yeah yeah but you couldn't do it uh oh because i was gone
yeah that's actually true
and there was no part for you
we couldn't afford you bob were you gonna play my dad
what did you want to do you want to play the newscaster that he didn't play and
tom papa did
yeah tommy papa did it you wouldn't have you're not a newscaster let's be
honest
let's see you read the news reese what uh give us bring up bring you're right
you're right you're right wait wait bring up the shooting in in midtown and let
me see him read this
read this as if it let me see you read this let me see if you i wasn't even vying
for the part
what the fuck is going on here dude let's hear it i wasn't didn't right zoom in
yeah there you go
the just the first line yeah hi i'm frank maggione no no no the guy's name is
you're fired no i gotta
keep my name yeah you need a name yeah i'm troy fukumoto for abc channel 7 news
luigi maggione
the suspect in the killing of united healthcare ceo brian thompson is fighting
his extradition to new
york where he faces a murder charge he was denied bail during a court
appearance in pennsylvania i can't
believe you can't do that with the ad reads that's remarkable producers on that
one yeah yeah
it takes us an hour and a half yeah that was just cold reading so could i have
done it
you could if i would have practiced you're that talented you don't have the
look man i'm sorry
yeah it's okay you know and um we've heard that our whole career trust me the
next project i have
you don't have the look for anything and that's a guarantee wait a minute wait
a minute yeah yeah yeah
did you really want to come to first of all i don't even know if you were
friends then i shot it last
june i think i might have done star rose i don't care i get how it works yeah
okay right i didn't come
to your mind it's fine no no there was that there's no it's fine i have no
resentment it's fine i'm just
saying you don't think i want i'm just saying when we do our movie you're not
going to be in it
why are you okay i ain't standing up yeah you always get offers and you say no
so don't complain
i do not yeah you do every time dude that's not true i was pumped to have you
on tires
yeah did you do tires we're in australia australia oh oh tour yeah we tour too
okay okay you there you go i would love to have you yeah and i'm not doing cult
part two or whatever
the in the movie yeah yeah off i wanted to see you i was happy all right i was
happy when you can't play
a newscaster i'll show you dude there is no newscaster in the world except
maybe in like malaysia that
yeah connie chung bitch she is so much more static you're right you're right
you're right you're right
right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're
right
you