Name: Rudy Helps Her Filipino Friend
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Helps Her Filipino Friend' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Helps Her Filipino Friend' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-01. Transcript available.

- What's your nice thing?
- Well, in the Philippines.
- Oh, here we go. - Jesus Christ.
- No way to prove it.
- Yeah, can you, right?
There's no tracking record.
Also, can you do it in a first world country?
- On the planet Hoth, when I looked on Hoth,
the Tauntauns, you know what I mean?
I used to give them free hooves.
Hoof passages.
- I'll tell you those Tauntauns, they love that.
- I know, they love it, yeah.
- Okay, in the--
- When I met Zinu,
the third sun god of the rotating orb.
- Yeah, yeah. - What did you do in the Philippines?
- In the Philippines, my friend, who's gay,
he came out of the closet to his parents,
but then his parents were very Catholic and very religious,
so they kicked him out,
and then he had nowhere to go,
so I asked my mom if he could stay in our place,
and then he stayed in--
- That's nice, that is nice, that's nice.
- By the way, when you said out of the closet immediately,
it's like, my gay friend come out of the jungle and--
- I know. - There's no closets?
- There's no closets. - What are you talking about?
- There's no closets. - Talking about closets.
- Yeah, there was no closets. - There was no closets.
- There was no closets in the Philippines. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So what did they come out of?
- Yeah, yeah.
- We have just like a table.
- Yeah, yeah, he comes out. - Yeah, yeah, come out of the table.
- They make the gay guys get on a table.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Announce to everybody, "Okay, I'm gay."
- Raise your hand if you're mad.
- Yeah, so--
- You house this man who needed somewhere,
and that's very nice, 'cause of a close-minded family.
Now, is his family still disown him?
- Yeah, they still hate him.
- Yeah, but-- - That's gross.
- That's gross. - I don't think it's real.
- Oh, I like-- - I was, why?
- Yeah, I'm gonna tell you why.
- You think this is a lie?
- I think it's a lie. - Why?
- Yeah, because I've been out there how many times?
A bunch of times now, yeah?
And the gay culture, it's out.
- It's out, but-- - Let me talk, okay?
Let me talk.
It's almost like it's so socially acceptable there.
- Right.
- It's very hard to believe that anybody
would be offended by it. - Well, she said mom and dad.
- Even that, it's like, because--
- So when we do my talent show, right,
the gays come out, do they not?
- Yeah. - Right, and they compete.
- Yeah. - Right?
I've seen their families come out.
I've never seen a dad or a mom
while their son was performing who was gay.
Went, "No!"
We don't, no, they're clapping, right?
It's just an open society, and it's okay, Jules.
All right, look at me right now.
- I'm not-- - Shut up!
- It's a lie. - I'm not lying!
- Jules, look at that. - I'm not lying!
- Yeah, that's everybody there.
- Is that your friend?
- Yeah, that's everybody there.
- That's just the Philippines.
- Just be honest with me. - I'm not lying!
- No, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Because you're being very defensive right now,
and you're yelling-- - I swear, I swear.
- You don't believe in God, so that's--
- And also, gay marriage is still illegal in the Philippines,
so it's not that-- - Thank God.
- I shouldn't clap for that.
- No, no, no clap, so sorry.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, gay marriage is still illegal?
- Yeah. - But culturally, it's not--
- Culturally, yeah, a lot of people accept them,
but it's just this parents, they--
- Look at them.
- Is that your family photo?
- Yeah. - Wait a minute, go to, honestly,
go to, what is, do you think there's a higher percentage
of gay men in the Philippines than in other countries?
- No, I just think that it's,
what I love about the Philippines
is that it's such an open culture in that way,
where it's like-- - Nobody cares.
- No one cares. - But it's like here,
that's like here, no one gives a shit that you're gay here.
- Yeah, unless you do drugs and then they'll kill you.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, right, according to the 2013 really updated,
Philippines young adult fertility and sexuality survey,
2% of Filipino men identify as gay.
Survey found 96% of young people in the Philippines
identified as heterosexual.
So it is still embedded in the scariness of the society.
- Maybe you're right then, okay.
- What's the percentage of gay men in America?
It's gotta be four, yeah, four and a half, 4.7.
Now-- - 8.5 adult women identify as gay.
- Let me say something. - That's so fake.
- What is going on here?
I think, do you think it's this?
- Cultural?
- 'Cause it should be, I think, we're all human beings.
It should be across the board.
- Well, it does say, look, I read it wrong.
It does say 44.7% of adult men identify as LGBTQ+.
So it could be-- - Oh, it could be anything.
- That encompasses everything.
That could say like, I'm asexual, I'm--
- Try to just do gay, not LGBT.
- That's what I'm saying.
- Gay men on earth, 3% of men identify as gay
or homosexual worldwide.
- Oh, that's good.
That's a pretty good, a good number.
- What would it be, what would it be, why is it good?
Is it good or bad?
It's just a number.
What's good about it?
- I think it's a healthy amount.
- Like we're drafting gays?
- It's a healthy amount of gays.
- We gotta get our gays up.
- It's a perfect amount.
- Listen here.
- If it was 12%, you'd be like, what's going on here?
- We gotta get our gays up.
72% of Gen Z adults identified as straight.
15 is bi, five is gay or lesbian,
and 8% is something else.
72% straights now.
We're losing at straights.
We're going down.
The straights are getting thinned out.
Nearly 30% of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ.
So 30% of the Gen Z population says
that they are LGBTQ plus.
- Wow.
- That's a lot of kids.
- And I'm supportive, so let's move on.
- Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't have any kids.
- I don't have any kids either.
- Hey, dude, childless.
- No wonder we're still doing this podcast.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know why we're doing this podcast?
- Why?
- I'd like to tell you why.
I'm a rockin', dude.
Don't come knockin'.
If you want one of these, I'll buy you one.
- Yeah?
- We're doing this podcast because it's the most fun.
It's the most fun.
And got a little announcement for the fans.
We're working on it,
but your boys are gonna be coming to
Binge on Toast.
We're coming to the UK.
- UK.
- We're gonna do London.
- Hello, hello.
- Probably gonna do Dublin.
We're probably gonna do maybe Amsterdam.
We're gonna let you know coming up soon in the fall.
We're gonna be touring around
'cause we wanna go see our friends over the water.
- Some people may go, some people might not.
- I think everyone would wanna go.
London, show up for us.
- No, in terms of our team.
- Oh, oh my God.
- Yeah.
- No, no, no, buddy, this is just for us.
Oh, you're saying jet ski?
- Well, last week you said I was going,
but then- - Did I?
- Now you're looking at me like I'm not going.
- What's a 50/50?
I mean, we have to make this decision.
- We have to make a decision together, yeah.
- How come you don't go?
- Yeah, why don't you go?
- Because my visa-
- Oh, your visa, yeah, your visa.
- I can't just go to any country.
What about the 59 states we went to last year?
- Yeah.
- I had school.
- Bullshit.
- Bullshit.
- You're done with school soon.
When is school over?
- Next week.
- Wow.
- Forever.
- You're graduating- - No, no, no, no.
I graduate next semester.
- Oh wow, that's still fast, it seems like.
- But you have like a month, three months off?
- Yeah.
- What are you going to do?
Go back to the fields?
- No, just nothing, just sleep.
- Were you scared when Trump won?
- Yeah, even my boyfriend was like,
"Oh, maybe we should just, like."
- I can only hope Trump goes through with all this stuff.
You know, we're going to kick them all out.
It's like, when?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So let's go, speed it up.
I mean, I don't know if he's going to-
- Too many Asians for me.
- Too many.
- But you're Asian too.
- No, no, he's from San Diego.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He's in, he's done, he's lost.
- Dude, I'm a Twinkie.
- He's on the list, dude.
- You know that, right?
When I say Twinkie, what does it mean?
- I don't know, I thought-
- White on the inside.
- Yeah, what are Twinkies?
- I thought Twinkies are gay.
- You're right there.
- I'm a banana, no, that's not a, um.
- You're a banana cream puff.
You're a cream puff.
- Yeah, I'm, yeah.
- Also sounds gay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does.
- All this stuff does sound gay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, you are part of the 3%.
- Yeah, anyway, um, I'm pretty white.
- Am I?
- No, no, you're a beautiful Korean man.
You're proud of your Korean heritage.
- I don't think I am because I hang out with a lot of Asians.
- Yeah, you're, that's good.
That's a good thing.
- Yeah, a lot of Asians.
- You like, you like what you like.
What is this?
You're showing us a map level.
- The sanctuary cities in America.
- Los Angeles is not one of them?
- Not yet.
- What?
What the fuck's going on here?
- With sanctuary cities for immigrants?
- Yes. - Wow.
- Look at that.
- I think LA is in discussions to become one officially.
- So what does a sanctuary city mean?
- Refugees can come there.
- And not get deported?
- Correct.
- Wow.
- Yeah, but they have to be, they have to meet government.
You have to file, you know, as a, as a seeking asylum.
You have to come to the port of entry.
You come to the port of entry, you come through a border
and then you seek asylum and then you have to register
that you're an asylum seeking refugee from whatever country
and then you get registered with the government.
You can't just like fucking catch a flight, come in
and then hide out somewhere and be like, I'm a refugee.
It's like, that doesn't count then.
- Wow, okay.
- And then you're not going to get any government services
if you do it without them knowing.
- I see, I see.
- So if you need money while you're fucking here,
if you're coming from somewhere that's, you know,
that's how you have to do it.
- All I'm saying is that if he deports the amount of people
he wants to deport, dude, the country is going to be fucked.
- Yeah.
Well. - A lot of companies.
- I don't know, man.
- No, I mean- - I'm pretty excited about it, dude.
Get them out of here.
- Like farming communities.
- Gone. - It was a fucking disaster, dude.
- Get them out.
- All right, you'll see.
- Get them all gone, dude.
- There's two things you'll see about me getting buff
and fucking, you'll see what happens with this.
- And by the way, two things that are fucking rock and roll.
Get rid of immigrants and get you jacked.
I mean, dude.
- Yeah, but you don't think I'm going to get jacked.
- Trump sounds like Captain America.
- You don't think I'm going to get jacked?
- I don't.
No, you're not.
You're not going to get jacked.
You're going to get skinnier because you keep losing weight.
You're down 14 pounds now, yeah?
- Something.
Do you notice a difference?
- You look so small right now.
- Yeah, you do look smaller.
Lift, stand up.
Lift up your shirt.
- Be real.
- He is standing up.
- I love you, Jess.
- That joke, dude.
It's old but good.
- Look at this, no belly.
There's like no fucking belly.
- Yeah, yeah, right here.
- Wow.
- See?
- That's nothing, dude.
That's nothing.
You were so much bigger months ago.
- Carlos doesn't believe it.
- Ask the window.
- No, I do now.
- You do?
- From the other shoot we did last week.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, it was the first time.
- You're going to have to call your fucking podcast,
Tiger Abs.
- But when I joined the gym-
- Tiger Abs with Bobby Lee getting jacked.
- You and Kumail just working out every day.