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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kicked Out of Dungeons & Dragons' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-02. Transcript available.

You're fresh out of Vietnam.
Yeah, you got back.
Yeah.
You were a spy.
They sent you into the NBA.
66.
Yeah.
You were two.
No, I wasn't even born yet.
Thank you.
So you had to think about it though.
I'm not that old.
You did have to siphon through that brain to go.
It is crazy.
You're very youthful.
It always takes me back.
It's awesome to watch people find out your age for the first time.
What old are you again?
I'm 35.
I have the opportunity.
Yeah.
No, you look great.
You have a baby face.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So when you listen, when you hear my age.
You also kind of have baby hair.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's really good.
It's false.
So 53 is old.
No, it's not old, dude.
We're just f***ing around.
It's not.
No, I'm just saying, but that's much older than you guys.
No, you're 40.
I'm 41.
You're closer to death for sure.
I would honestly just assume you were, yeah.
You're the same demographic maybe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because of your lifestyle.
We've talked about that.
Yeah.
I mean, I probably had like life experiences different than you.
I think like, you know, when I was in high school, there was no cell phones and
stuff.
Did you have cell phones when you were in high school?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We didn't have that.
But not.
Or internet.
I didn't have a cell phone.
I didn't have a cell phone.
The red razor baby.
Senior year.
T9.
Yeah.
T9 texting.
I was texting on T9.
People got cell phones.
My senior year, people started to like, it started to become a thing.
You didn't get one though, right?
I did get one at the end of my senior year.
Yeah, I did get one.
Did you beg your parents?
Beg, beg, beg, beg, beg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got a Nokia, a little Nokia.
A little brick.
Yeah.
A little brick.
A little Nokia brick.
And that game Snake, I played like once in 12 hours all day long.
All day.
All day, every single fucking day.
That game is so fun.
See, I'm generation.
I'm Super Nintendo.
Yeah, me too.
You're a Super Nintendo too?
I'm Nintendo first, but then SNES was my shit.
I didn't get Nintendo.
Okay, see that?
Right.
So I guess I'm more Nintendo.
You're more Super Nintendo.
Guess what I am.
And you're more Atari.
No.
That is Atari.
Intellivision.
Oh, Intellivision.
Yeah.
You know what Intellivision is?
Were you plugged in the fucking thing?
No, look up Intellivision.
Damn.
That's what I played with.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Look at that thing.
That looks like a radio.
Isn't it funny?
One of your cousins made it.
Yeah.
Intellivision was incredible.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That looks pretty fun.
They are pretty excited.
You didn't know any better.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, the cookies worked.
Yeah, it was a cookie.
The cookie came out.
My mom heard you cursing her.
Right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
She'll hit you from anywhere.
She's good like that.
So there was like, in television, there was a game that was like a Dungeons and
Dragons
game.
But basically, it was like this, just a box, and you were a dot.
Right?
I remember?
Oh, yeah.
I do know this.
Right?
So, right?
Like that.
Wow.
That was pretty much what it was.
And I went over to my friend's house, and he goes, check this out.
And see where the green is?
Those are areas that you're not supposed to go.
Right.
Bad boy.
But he goes, check this out.
And he went through into a green area, and he goes, secret room.
Ooh.
I'm like, and at that time, it was like, wow.
Yeah, he's like, no rules here.
He started taking his pants off.
Secret, Bob, because no one knows what happens while we're in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Went back to the tent, huh?
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, went right to the tent.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're figuring it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It is the-
Secret room.
No one has to know what we do in here.
I'm finding out what the lashing out is.
This time, it's 75% latent homosexuality, 25% career anxiety.
That's what the cocktail of the last time was today.
I just put it together.
I think it's 80-20, if I'm being honest.
It's a little bit more, because career is going good.
Yeah, but he still is sensitive for some reason, I don't understand, because
you are awesome.
You're the man, and people want you and stuff, but still, you know, a little
lashing out.
Yeah, the shaky lashing out for no reason, and it's not-
I respond to energy.
You do.
And your energy was a little too much.
He came in here like, you're the boss, and I push back.
You wanted to make sure he knew you were the boss.
That's right.
The voice is back.
Anyway, we're all good here.
It's fucking cookie shit.
Hey, stop with the cookie shit.
It's clean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, so-
That looks fun.
Congratulations, everybody.
Were you a Dungeons and Dragons guy?
Were you a D&D guy?
No, but can I tell you about Dungeons and Dragons real quick?
There's a Dungeons and Dragons movie that Chris Pine was in.
Yeah?
It's really good.
Oh, we got to pull it up.
It's called-
What's it called?
The End of Thieves or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honor Among Thieves.
That movie was so surprisingly good.
Here's my problem.
I've heard that.
Here's my key problem.
Why is there a hot guy in Dungeons and Dragons thing?
Well, he's a rogue.
Now we're back on the same page.
He was a rogue.
He was obviously a rogue.
Make this entire cast unattractive.
Yeah.
Make this entire-
These dorks need to pretend they're a sexy guy.
But I really like that movie a lot.
That's what every guy who plays thinks they look like.
Guys that look like me play, think they're that, think they're getting goblin
pussy looking
like that.
That's the whole point.
You can get goblin pussy, though.
Oh, and I do, Mike.
That's the idea.
Now, if we were in that world, would you get goblin pussy?
Me?
Without question.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's not my style.
Oh, you'd be only for elf pussy?
Come on, dude.
Relax.
Come on, dude.
Fairy elf.
Every once in a while, you'd get a little goblin pussy.
Can I tell you something?
Yeah.
I'd stick to my elves.
I'd stick to my elf, my fairies.
I'd stick to my-
Fairies are tiny, though.
My favorite.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Tiny.
Perfect.
Tiny cock.
Yeah.
Tiny fairy.
Yeah.
I'm just fucking Tinkerbell, and it just makes sense.
Yeah.
I think it's just that size.
I'm like, yeah.
Imagine fucking a fairy, and then she's like, is it in?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what would you be?
Would you be-
A nymph?
I'd like a nymph.
I'd be more into those.
I'd be into alchemy.
Oh, you'd be a wizard, a warlock?
You'd be a warlock.
Like potions, you know, and that's my whole thing.
I'd want to be one of those big, I'd want to have a big axe.
He wants alchemy.
Oh, you're like Gimli.
I want to be a brute.
You're like Gimli.
He wants alchemy so he can like pour himself a pocket pussy.
Yeah.
I like collecting things, you know what I mean?
Like mushrooms and whatnot.
What would you be in that world?
You're a forger.
Yeah, a forger.
What would you be in that world?
Oh, you know, I'd be carrying some sort of weapon.
I'd be defending the community.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I'd be a brute.
Yeah, you'd be a brute.
I'd be a brute.
I'd be a brute.
No, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
No, dude.
You'd be my companion.
I'd be a brute.
Someone's got a C over the trees.
No, you're like Samwise Gamgee, the emotional support.
Yes.
No, no, you are a physical man.
Okay, how about this?
You and I would be a team.
Just say that.
I'd be a team.
And how about this?
We'd be a team.
You're getting crazy goblin pussy, and I'm focused on the mission.
Yeah, that's true.
And that's the character dynamic.
That is true.
And I'm like, stop.
We have to go.
And you're like, just let me hit this real quick.
And I'm like, Bobby, can you mix me up an elixir that cures herpes?
And then here you go.
Yeah.
I already took it this morning.
Blup, blup, blup.
And then I would say, can I go with you guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, guys.
Well, maybe not on this run.
No, no, no.
Because I've never seen a dragon before, and I know you guys are going to hunt
that dragon.
Oh, and that's awesome, and we're going to next time for sure.
We're going to for sure.
Actually, we're not even going to see any dragon.
Not on this journey, no way.
But why are you going to Mount Lonely?
That's where the dragon is.
No, no.
We're going by there.
Near it.
Oh, I see.
But it not stopped.
But then where would you go?
Are you going to Carlsbad?
Or Bakersfield?
I mean, where are you going?
Do you know about the sand people?
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We're going to see that.
Okay, so you wouldn't invite me to that?
No, we would.
Of course we would.
It would just depend on the mission.
So let me throw you some things.
Damsel in distress.
Would I get to go?
No.
That's nuts.
I say we bring him.
What for?
Yeah.
How many damsels are there?
Although, can I be honest?
Yeah.
Your attitude today?
Oh, you're not going to invite a damsel in distress.
Oh, interesting.
I don't know.
Oh, interesting.
When we're podcasting, this is fine.
But we're in the woods.
Yeah.
There's orcs descending on us.
Yeah.
I can't have a little freak out.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Because we offended you.
Yeah, you can't have it.
You need the eye on the prize.
I don't need to worry.
Is he actually going to give me the cure for orc pussy?
See, here's the thing.
For orc pussy.
Stavros.
Yeah.
Is he mad at me?
I wouldn't be mad because you actually invited me.
Right.
Into your movie.
Right?
It's when you don't invite me is when I get mad.
Do you see how that works, fuckface?
I understand.
Yeah.
Do you understand how that works, fuckface?
Okay.
So if you invite me, I'm jolly because I like to feel included, you fuckface.
Hey, hey, hey.
No, I'm sorry.
My bad.
That's all right.
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
We would take you on a mission.
My bad.
That's all right.
I'm aggressive.
I wish, what would be awesome is I wish I could go back in time and just like
send
an email to you that you definitely would have just missed, wouldn't have read.
Yeah.
You could prove it.
Like I sent you an email and I'm like, oh, my bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would love to hack.
He wouldn't have known.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could have told him we talked about it.
I should have said it.
Actually, we did.
Dude, what are you talking about?
You were supposed to be the second lead.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, you bailed.
Yeah, I bailed.
I had to rewrite the whole movie.
It was that, the guy wasn't Korean anymore.
It really didn't.
I probably wouldn't have done it in the first place.
Yeah, I know.
You know that, right?
I do know that.
Yeah, I would probably have done it in the first place.
That's what's frustrating about this.
He said, I know you would have turned me down.
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't have read it.
Immediate now.
Well, everybody at home needs to go watch it.
Watch it because I read a couple of reviews.
I'm lying.
Go on Rotten Tomatoes.
Go on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, go check it out.
And also get the calendar.
Please get the calendar.
Please buy tickets.
I'm going on a huge tour.
Where's the calendar at?
Stavi.biz.
Stavi.biz.
S-A-V-V-Y.
Let's start a call.
82%.
That is huge.
That's huge.
That's insane.
Not enough real guys reviewed it to get on the tomato.
What do you mean?
Not yet, but it will be.
We'll get there, basically.
How many reviews do you need?
I don't know.
I think it's 100.
Isn't that right?
All right, now go to Borderlands.
See what I got.
What did that get?
I think it's still at like 15 or 20.
Zero.
50?
10%.
10%.
Oh, man.
Okay.
That's bad.
It's not bad.
I got a couple of those.
It's fine.
It is what it is.
Yeah, the Kevin Hart game one.
Yeah, Me Time.
That's probably less.
What's that Me Time?
What's Me Time?
Me Time's got to be at 5% maybe.
Maybe 4.5.
7.
7.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Tough.
These movies are fascinating because it's like those guys are so famous and
they're the
fakest movies of all time.
Yeah.
With disrespect.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They almost feel like movies from 30 Rock making a joke about a shitty movie
that
Kevin Hart was in.
And they're both so famous and talented.
It's like, how did this happen?
But I guess they're getting the bag from Netflix.
Well, because it just doesn't matter.
It's just they pump these things out.
Yeah.
Like, that's the thing.
They just pump them out.
But you know what?
They're not pumping out Let's Start a Cult.
They're not pumping out stuff like that.
Go watch it.
Yeah, but guys like us, though, right?
We're in movies like this.
They're fine because they're like, oh, I got nine movies I'm about to do.
And they just got-
Him and I are going to be like, okay, I guess this is it.
Yeah.
This is what we get.
Yeah, this is what we got this year.
You know what I mean?
It sucks.
Yeah.
Well, go watch Let's Start a Cult.
Go see Stavi Baby on tour.
Dude, you know I love the coffee.
Thank you, dude.
I love you.
I appreciate it.
I love you.
Let's go have dinner.
We'll have dinner tonight.
Let's have dinner.
Let's go.
All right.
All right.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you.

Kicked Out of Dungeons & Dragons

You're fresh out of Vietnam.
Yeah, you got back.
Yeah.
You were a spy.
They sent you into the NBA.
66.
Yeah.
You were two.
No, I wasn't even born yet.
Thank you.
So you had to think about it though.
I'm not that old.
You did have to siphon through that brain to go.
It is crazy.
You're very youthful.
It always takes me back.
It's awesome to watch people find out your age for the first time.
What old are you again?
I'm 35.
I have the opportunity.
Yeah.
No, you look great.
You have a baby face.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So when you listen, when you hear my age.
You also kind of have baby hair.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's really good.
It's false.
So 53 is old.
No, it's not old, dude.
We're just f***ing around.
It's not.
No, I'm just saying, but that's much older than you guys.
No, you're 40.
I'm 41.
You're closer to death for sure.
I would honestly just assume you were, yeah.
You're the same demographic maybe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because of your lifestyle.
We've talked about that.
Yeah.
I mean, I probably had like life experiences different than you.
I think like, you know, when I was in high school, there was no cell phones and
stuff.
Did you have cell phones when you were in high school?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We didn't have that.
But not.
Or internet.
I didn't have a cell phone.
I didn't have a cell phone.
The red razor baby.
Senior year.
T9.
Yeah.
T9 texting.
I was texting on T9.
People got cell phones.
My senior year, people started to like, it started to become a thing.
You didn't get one though, right?
I did get one at the end of my senior year.
Yeah, I did get one.
Did you beg your parents?
Beg, beg, beg, beg, beg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got a Nokia, a little Nokia.
A little brick.
Yeah.
A little brick.
A little Nokia brick.
And that game Snake, I played like once in 12 hours all day long.
All day.
All day, every single fucking day.
That game is so fun.
See, I'm generation.
I'm Super Nintendo.
Yeah, me too.
You're a Super Nintendo too?
I'm Nintendo first, but then SNES was my shit.
I didn't get Nintendo.
Okay, see that?
Right.
So I guess I'm more Nintendo.
You're more Super Nintendo.
Guess what I am.
And you're more Atari.
No.
That is Atari.
Intellivision.
Oh, Intellivision.
Yeah.
You know what Intellivision is?
Were you plugged in the fucking thing?
No, look up Intellivision.
Damn.
That's what I played with.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Look at that thing.
That looks like a radio.
Isn't it funny?
One of your cousins made it.
Yeah.
Intellivision was incredible.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That looks pretty fun.
They are pretty excited.
You didn't know any better.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, the cookies worked.
Yeah, it was a cookie.
The cookie came out.
My mom heard you cursing her.
Right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
She'll hit you from anywhere.
She's good like that.
So there was like, in television, there was a game that was like a Dungeons and
Dragons
game.
But basically, it was like this, just a box, and you were a dot.
Right?
I remember?
Oh, yeah.
I do know this.
Right?
So, right?
Like that.
Wow.
That was pretty much what it was.
And I went over to my friend's house, and he goes, check this out.
And see where the green is?
Those are areas that you're not supposed to go.
Right.
Bad boy.
But he goes, check this out.
And he went through into a green area, and he goes, secret room.
Ooh.
I'm like, and at that time, it was like, wow.
Yeah, he's like, no rules here.
He started taking his pants off.
Secret, Bob, because no one knows what happens while we're in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Went back to the tent, huh?
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, went right to the tent.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're figuring it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It is the-
Secret room.
No one has to know what we do in here.
I'm finding out what the lashing out is.
This time, it's 75% latent homosexuality, 25% career anxiety.
That's what the cocktail of the last time was today.
I just put it together.
I think it's 80-20, if I'm being honest.
It's a little bit more, because career is going good.
Yeah, but he still is sensitive for some reason, I don't understand, because
you are awesome.
You're the man, and people want you and stuff, but still, you know, a little
lashing out.
Yeah, the shaky lashing out for no reason, and it's not-
I respond to energy.
You do.
And your energy was a little too much.
He came in here like, you're the boss, and I push back.
You wanted to make sure he knew you were the boss.
That's right.
The voice is back.
Anyway, we're all good here.
It's fucking cookie shit.
Hey, stop with the cookie shit.
It's clean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, so-
That looks fun.
Congratulations, everybody.
Were you a Dungeons and Dragons guy?
Were you a D&D guy?
No, but can I tell you about Dungeons and Dragons real quick?
There's a Dungeons and Dragons movie that Chris Pine was in.
Yeah?
It's really good.
Oh, we got to pull it up.
It's called-
What's it called?
The End of Thieves or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honor Among Thieves.
That movie was so surprisingly good.
Here's my problem.
I've heard that.
Here's my key problem.
Why is there a hot guy in Dungeons and Dragons thing?
Well, he's a rogue.
Now we're back on the same page.
He was a rogue.
He was obviously a rogue.
Make this entire cast unattractive.
Yeah.
Make this entire-
These dorks need to pretend they're a sexy guy.
But I really like that movie a lot.
That's what every guy who plays thinks they look like.
Guys that look like me play, think they're that, think they're getting goblin
pussy looking
like that.
That's the whole point.
You can get goblin pussy, though.
Oh, and I do, Mike.
That's the idea.
Now, if we were in that world, would you get goblin pussy?
Me?
Without question.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's not my style.
Oh, you'd be only for elf pussy?
Come on, dude.
Relax.
Come on, dude.
Fairy elf.
Every once in a while, you'd get a little goblin pussy.
Can I tell you something?
Yeah.
I'd stick to my elves.
I'd stick to my elf, my fairies.
I'd stick to my-
Fairies are tiny, though.
My favorite.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Tiny.
Perfect.
Tiny cock.
Yeah.
Tiny fairy.
Yeah.
I'm just fucking Tinkerbell, and it just makes sense.
Yeah.
I think it's just that size.
I'm like, yeah.
Imagine fucking a fairy, and then she's like, is it in?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what would you be?
Would you be-
A nymph?
I'd like a nymph.
I'd be more into those.
I'd be into alchemy.
Oh, you'd be a wizard, a warlock?
You'd be a warlock.
Like potions, you know, and that's my whole thing.
I'd want to be one of those big, I'd want to have a big axe.
He wants alchemy.
Oh, you're like Gimli.
I want to be a brute.
You're like Gimli.
He wants alchemy so he can like pour himself a pocket pussy.
Yeah.
I like collecting things, you know what I mean?
Like mushrooms and whatnot.
What would you be in that world?
You're a forger.
Yeah, a forger.
What would you be in that world?
Oh, you know, I'd be carrying some sort of weapon.
I'd be defending the community.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I'd be a brute.
Yeah, you'd be a brute.
I'd be a brute.
I'd be a brute.
No, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
No, dude.
You'd be my companion.
I'd be a brute.
Someone's got a C over the trees.
No, you're like Samwise Gamgee, the emotional support.
Yes.
No, no, you are a physical man.
Okay, how about this?
You and I would be a team.
Just say that.
I'd be a team.
And how about this?
We'd be a team.
You're getting crazy goblin pussy, and I'm focused on the mission.
Yeah, that's true.
And that's the character dynamic.
That is true.
And I'm like, stop.
We have to go.
And you're like, just let me hit this real quick.
And I'm like, Bobby, can you mix me up an elixir that cures herpes?
And then here you go.
Yeah.
I already took it this morning.
Blup, blup, blup.
And then I would say, can I go with you guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, guys.
Well, maybe not on this run.
No, no, no.
Because I've never seen a dragon before, and I know you guys are going to hunt
that dragon.
Oh, and that's awesome, and we're going to next time for sure.
We're going to for sure.
Actually, we're not even going to see any dragon.
Not on this journey, no way.
But why are you going to Mount Lonely?
That's where the dragon is.
No, no.
We're going by there.
Near it.
Oh, I see.
But it not stopped.
But then where would you go?
Are you going to Carlsbad?
Or Bakersfield?
I mean, where are you going?
Do you know about the sand people?
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We're going to see that.
Okay, so you wouldn't invite me to that?
No, we would.
Of course we would.
It would just depend on the mission.
So let me throw you some things.
Damsel in distress.
Would I get to go?
No.
That's nuts.
I say we bring him.
What for?
Yeah.
How many damsels are there?
Although, can I be honest?
Yeah.
Your attitude today?
Oh, you're not going to invite a damsel in distress.
Oh, interesting.
I don't know.
Oh, interesting.
When we're podcasting, this is fine.
But we're in the woods.
Yeah.
There's orcs descending on us.
Yeah.
I can't have a little freak out.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Because we offended you.
Yeah, you can't have it.
You need the eye on the prize.
I don't need to worry.
Is he actually going to give me the cure for orc pussy?
See, here's the thing.
For orc pussy.
Stavros.
Yeah.
Is he mad at me?
I wouldn't be mad because you actually invited me.
Right.
Into your movie.
Right?
It's when you don't invite me is when I get mad.
Do you see how that works, fuckface?
I understand.
Yeah.
Do you understand how that works, fuckface?
Okay.
So if you invite me, I'm jolly because I like to feel included, you fuckface.
Hey, hey, hey.
No, I'm sorry.
My bad.
That's all right.
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
We would take you on a mission.
My bad.
That's all right.
I'm aggressive.
I wish, what would be awesome is I wish I could go back in time and just like
send
an email to you that you definitely would have just missed, wouldn't have read.
Yeah.
You could prove it.
Like I sent you an email and I'm like, oh, my bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would love to hack.
He wouldn't have known.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could have told him we talked about it.
I should have said it.
Actually, we did.
Dude, what are you talking about?
You were supposed to be the second lead.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, you bailed.
Yeah, I bailed.
I had to rewrite the whole movie.
It was that, the guy wasn't Korean anymore.
It really didn't.
I probably wouldn't have done it in the first place.
Yeah, I know.
You know that, right?
I do know that.
Yeah, I would probably have done it in the first place.
That's what's frustrating about this.
He said, I know you would have turned me down.
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't have read it.
Immediate now.
Well, everybody at home needs to go watch it.
Watch it because I read a couple of reviews.
I'm lying.
Go on Rotten Tomatoes.
Go on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, go check it out.
And also get the calendar.
Please get the calendar.
Please buy tickets.
I'm going on a huge tour.
Where's the calendar at?
Stavi.biz.
Stavi.biz.
S-A-V-V-Y.
Let's start a call.
82%.
That is huge.
That's huge.
That's insane.
Not enough real guys reviewed it to get on the tomato.
What do you mean?
Not yet, but it will be.
We'll get there, basically.
How many reviews do you need?
I don't know.
I think it's 100.
Isn't that right?
All right, now go to Borderlands.
See what I got.
What did that get?
I think it's still at like 15 or 20.
Zero.
50?
10%.
10%.
Oh, man.
Okay.
That's bad.
It's not bad.
I got a couple of those.
It's fine.
It is what it is.
Yeah, the Kevin Hart game one.
Yeah, Me Time.
That's probably less.
What's that Me Time?
What's Me Time?
Me Time's got to be at 5% maybe.
Maybe 4.5.
7.
7.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Tough.
These movies are fascinating because it's like those guys are so famous and
they're the
fakest movies of all time.
Yeah.
With disrespect.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They almost feel like movies from 30 Rock making a joke about a shitty movie
that
Kevin Hart was in.
And they're both so famous and talented.
It's like, how did this happen?
But I guess they're getting the