Name: Rudy on TikTok
Uploaded: 2025-02-04T16:30:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy on TikTok' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy on TikTok' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-04. Transcript available.

Rudy on TikTok

- If you turn into this TikToker that does that
with the music.
- I'm not gonna do that, that's, oh my.
- You know that guy?
- Yeah, I know.
- What is that?
- The guy that does that?
- The girls do it.
I'm not seeing a guy do it.
- What?
- I don't think you know what I just did.
- Yeah, I don't know what.
- I don't think, yeah, I don't think you know.
- I was looking at the screen.
- What?
- I was looking at what he pulled up.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Pulling up the names of the streamers.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Have you seen this?
- What the is that?
What the are you doing?
- Oh, when they do like a time-lapse thing?
- No.
- What is it?
- They're doing like an anime kind of like motion.
- Oh, I don't like it.
Whatever it is.
- Look it up, man.
- How do you type that in?
- Bobby having a seizure?
- I don't know.
Usually, usually, um, um, cringe, um.
- Cringe anime streamer?
- No, like cringe, um, any cringe Instagram or TikTok
usually has one or two videos.
- Dude, you're on your Gen Z.
- Hey, I have no idea anything you're talking about.
- What are you doing, dude?
TikTok, dude.
- Yeah, I'm trying to find it, dude.
- Ooh, a little attitude on a low, a low pushback.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He just does a new job, Ryan.
- He's doing a lot lately.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Drunk guy gets an ax.
What is it?
- Drunk guy.
- Gets an ax?
- Forget it, dude, forget it.
Let's move on.
- No, let's watch him.
- No, forget it.
Let's move on.
- Let's watch him.
Let's watch this guy get tased.
- This is just my algorithm.
- You're gonna get shot.
Put the ax down.
You will get shot.
- Taze him.
- Put the ax down.
- Taze him.
- Put the ax down right now.
- There it is.
Good, John.
- Step out here.
Step out here right now.
- Why?
What are you here for?
- Okay, I'll tell you that one second.
You took it to a different level.
- No, pick up the ax again and get tased, dude.
- Your bond's been revoked because you got a DUI.
That's what I'm here for.
- Hit him.
- Hey, hey, hey, listen, it's ain't the end of the world.
This doesn't mean you can't go near that ax.
You're gonna have a problem, brother.
I'm telling you right now.
We can deescalate this and you can get back out of jail.
We can take this a whole new route.
I'll tell you right now, you got to go near that ax.
Get back.
- You hit me first.
- Yeah, you're damn right.
You're absolutely right to hit you first and I'll hit you again, bro.
And I will hit you again.
I will hit you again.
I will hit, back up, back up.
- That's a bail enforcement agent, by the way.
That's not even a cop.
You know that, right?
That's crazy.
He jumped bail.
So he has like a, you know, he, he gets to act as like a peace
officer or some bullshit.
He's not actually a cop.
- Okay.
That's why, why you have a deco.
- Who's side on you on?
- Huh?
- Who's side on you on?
- The guy, the guy who's trying to do the ax.
The guy who's trying to grab the ax.
- That's you on his side?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- Cuz, what are you doing on my fucking property?
Get off of my fucking property.
- Okay.
- You don't belong on my property.
- I was thinking you would react the same way.
- Huh?
If the guy came out of my property?
Get the fuck off of my property.
You're not a lot of my private property.
- What type of property? Fuck you.
- I don't know what tase looks like.
So I think it's a gun.
- It's a taser gun.
A gun, a taser looks like a gun.
- Okay, good. I wouldn't know.
- Yeah. It looks like a gun, but I mean,
- Oh, he has a gun.
- No, it's yellow.
It's very obviously a taser.
- Okay.
I've never been tased. Is it hurt?
- It hurts like fucking, it's the most pain, it sucks.
You fucking, you freeze up and then you fall down.
It's the worst.
I hate it.
- You've done it.
You've been tased before.
This idiot in college had a fucking taser and I fucking hated it.
It was so dumb and we were drunk.
- Oh, wow.
- Can we buy one?
- No.
- Yeah. Yeah. Let's buy one.
- All right. Buy one.
- Oh yeah.
- Can you die?
Cause I don't want to, I don't want to be tased and die.
- No, no.
Well, look up their reactions with Ozempic.
Is there a taser Ozempic thing?
Yeah. Possible side effects of Ozempic.
If you are hit with a taser, it may stop working.
Huh? That's fucked.
- You know, I, you know, I read that.
- Find the fucking thing.
I was in the face thing, man.
- Yeah, the face thing, okay.
- God.
- It's either that or-
- What the fuck is going on around here, dude?
- Either that or we go back to the $2 bill stuff, so.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back.
I don't want to go back to $2.
Maybe the one, the blue hair.
Blue, yeah.
Yeah, this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, Andrew.
- All right. Start it over.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- It's now that we see it. Start it over.
Let's see.
- Yeah, it's this kind of thing where they're like.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, it's all anime stuff.
- Yeah, and if you did that, my heartbreak, heart, heart.
Do try, try it.
Maybe you have it.
- No!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, you try, you try it.
- Do it.
- I don't know how.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, no.
- You know, the internet's got that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let's see it.
- Go.
We did it.
- Just do it.
We'll cut it out if you don't like it.
Yeah, go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's so cringe.
- Jess, go.
- It's so cringe.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You could do it.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, there you go.
So good.
- Don't do it.
- Don't do it.
Yeah, you don't have it.
Now my heart is free.
I know you can't do it.
- Can't do it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How many views is it, like, is this popular?
- This is Misty Reigns.
- A lot of people, like.
- They go to Misty Reigns thing.
- So they just watch her do that?
Three fucking million people?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Holy shit.
- Let's go to this one.
Yeah, here we go.
- Dude, I'm working too hard.
- Yeah, what are we doing?
- Yeah.
- Aw, man, I hope they bomb us.
- I hope this country's over soon.
This is insane.
- Yeah, this is insane.
- This is what we're doing?
This is it.
And can I tell you something?
How old is this kid, by the way?
Is this a child?
How old is this person?
- Probably old.
- Some of them have OnlyFans.
I wouldn't know.
- Oh, okay.
- But anyway.
- I mean, how old is this girl?
Like, who are we watching?
- I don't know.
- It looks like we're watching a kid, a child.
- She is 19.
- Ugh.
- What are we doing?
I'm not watching some kid do fucking gross.
Get out of here.
- That's weird.
- And there's a dad downstairs.
"Sally, do the dishes!"
And she's...
- I'm coming.
- I'm coming.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we're fucked.
- We're fucked.
- Future's fucked.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, and then she goes to anime conventions.
Right, this is...
I've seen this anime convention thing is like...
They don't do it once a year.
They do it all year round.
There's these things.
They're all over the place.
- Yeah.
You don't want to do that though.
- No, I don't want to.
- Is that you know how Comic-Con was like once a year?
Now it's like all year.
- No, because every city has one now.
- Well, every city has everything though.
There's many different kinds.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Jess wanted to promote her show.
Is that why you're here?
- Oh, I did want to promote my show.
- But it's not coming out until...
- No, maybe after the episode.
- Smoothest transitions of all time.
- Oh yeah.
- It's unbelievable you.
You're flawless.
- Fuck you, man.
Talk to me like that.
- Dude, it wasn't real.
- I am going to New Jersey, Sunnyvale, California,
Fort Worth, Dallas, Portland, Seattle, and Lexington next year.
So I'm just going to take this moment.
If you're out there, if anybody's out there, come see me.
- I mean, if there's a way to do it, that's it, dude.
That was perfect.
It was so organic and shit.
- So good.
- People loved it.
- Yeah.
- Not only, it just helps the rhythm of her selling the show.
- What are you doing, man?
- Just criticizing you.
And let me, and let me, and I'll say...
- I could criticize you as well.
- And I'll say why.
You shot at me about the Woj thing.
So I've been shooting at you.
- It's funny, it's like...
- Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bud.
- Yeah, I'm bringing a bazooka.
- You couldn't hoist one up, you fucking little...
- So this is what happened.
- Fill in the blank.
- You know, you and I come here,
try to set the tone of the show.
I brought up Hope Corps.
Pretty good rant.
- It was a good rant.
That was good.
- Hope Corps, yeah.
A couple of other things.
And you had the $2 thing.
- Right.
- And it died.
And I think that's why you're mad.
And you know what?
There's a healthy way of getting that resentment out.
You know what I mean?
The way you're doing it.
You're going back and forth like that in your new chair.
- I'm rocking in my chair.
- Yeah, yeah.
Doing this like the thinker, whatever you're doing with your hand.
I've never seen you do this before.
- Oh, it's because my back hurts.
- The thinker.
You know what I mean?
So I think we all know in the room, right, that that was a fail.
Right?
- I got an MRI done.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- On my back.
- What's going on?
- And they were like, all of this pressure and disc slipping is from you
carrying Bobby's career
lately.
And I said, that can't be showing up on the MRI.
They go, trust me, it is.
And we all see it.
- Yeah.
- And I said, who sees it?
He goes, the community at large.
And I said, the doctor community?
He goes, buddy, social, social.
It's everywhere.
Everyone can tell.
So I got to get you off my back.
- I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G, dude.
Interesting.
- That's fucking awesome.
- I told you you could spell.
You're good, buddy.
- Anyway.
- No, he did say my back issues are from...
Interesting.
- Maybe you should take a trip to Wiesma.
- No.
- We had fun.
- We had fun.
We went and I can't believe you've never been.
I said, Andrew must come here all the time.
- No, I used to like Voda Spa.
- Yeah, but you never even tried Wiesma, I heard.
- Yeah, I don't like it.
- But how do you know you don't like it?
- Because he's stubborn.
- Too many.
Too many Korean.
- Oh, so I thought...
- Go ahead.
- Too many.
- I thought...
- Yeah, let's talk about your experience at Wiesma.
- Yeah, I was kind of nervous going in.
The whole naked thing, you know?
Everyone's naked.
And Bobby was like, I won't see you naked.
I don't want to see you naked.
That's so gross.
We're not going to see you naked.
- I was going to say a joke.
- Yeah, like why be mean now?
- No, I don't want...
Because it's not fair.
- Right.
- So anyway.
- You said your saggy tits.
I don't want to see that.
- No, I didn't say that.
- Yeah, you did, didn't you?
- I was going to say something way worse.
But go ahead.
I love you.
- Well, now you have to say it.
- No, I was kidding.
I didn't have one.
- Say it.
- No.
- Say it.
- A beautiful lady naked.
Now go ahead.
- So anyway.
- Yeah.
- As we're walking in, I say,
am I going to be the only white lady there?
And he goes, no, no, no.
Tons of whites go.
And it was true.
It was a good diversity mix.
You wouldn't be the only white there.
And I kind of get why you said no one goes to the Wii Spa with you.
Because I was telling my friends and they're all like,
I don't want to be, I don't want to be naked with Bobby.
I think people think when you say, do you want to go to Wii Spa?
They're thinking you're asking, can I see you naked?
- Kind of.
- No, that's absolutely incorrect.
- But I think that's what they hear.
It's like, it sounds like you just want to see all these male comics naked.
- Well, I have done it before.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You know, Ian Edwards.
- Chappelle.
- You know what I mean?
I try to get Chappelle.
- Lacey, yeah.
- But what do they have in common?
- They're black.
- Exactly.
- But I don't get your point.
- I like to see it.
- He wants to go with black.
- Oh, yeah.
- I like to see it.
- But when you go male, female, you're in different rooms.
But then the co-ed, you're in a uniform.
- You've been there with me.
- Mm-hmm.
- Fun?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's really fun, but it's relaxing.
- It's so relaxing.
- That's why I don't want to go with hi