Name: Bobby Lee DESTROYS Stavros Halkias
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee DESTROYS Stavros Halkias' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-08. Transcript available.

My mother's cookies.
You know, I'll be honest with you.
I did not like it.
Give me this piece of baklava, dude.
All right.
My Korean grandmother can make better baklava than this.
No, she can't.
All right.
I'll off, dude.
Try the other one.
Try the other one.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go eat another.
Dude, dude, stop it.
Eat right there.
Stop it.
Eat a different cookie.
I'm sorry.
Eat the brown one.
You're right.
Tell me it's not good.
Yeah, yeah.
Eat the brown one and tell me it's not good.
I'll eat it on camera.
Please do.
What do you think?
What's the brown one?
The brown one's not good.
The one that looks like poo, you mean?
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Can I say something about this exchange right now?
I just want to put this out to the world
just so people understand
because we're such close friends.
But, Bobby,
don't let no Asian comedian
talk about no Greek mama's baklava.
That's law.
Yeah, that's true.
Don't let no Asian comedian
talk about no Greek mama's baklava.
That's law.
That is law.
You know where I come from?
We talk about Greek mama's baklava.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just eat the fucking cookie.
All right.
Eat the brown one.
Let me describe it first, okay?
This is like donkey poo.
No, it's not.
Dude, don't be out of line right now.
I'm being serious.
That's a fuck you, dude.
I don't know what you're doing right now.
That's a fucking olive oil,
hockey jinky spiced cookie.
This guy's mother is a fucking queen
and made this for you.
You eat it and you be fucking nice.
With freshly crushed walnuts on top.
Oh, boy, the bad guy.
You don't talk bad about his mom's-
You said my mother's cookies
look like donkey shit.
That's right.
I wasn't even done with the description, dude.
With little tiny dried maggots on it.
Keep in mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep in mind,
when the show's over,
he can fuck you up.
I would never.
Yeah, I don't think he would.
I would never,
but I could.
But he could.
But I would.
I know you could.
And let's get out.
Yeah, you're a man.
You're a man, dude.
Right?
You got man strength.
All right, take a bite.
Is this the thing?
Yes.
All right.
Phenomenal.
And be real about it.
Go ahead.
Take a sip.
Don't have to chew into the mic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking people in audio.
People in their cars.
Oh, they're so big.
Rated, honestly,
out of 10.
Out of 10.
I call it the Bangladesh road cookie.
Oh, my God.
What?
Did you think that was made by feet?
No, dude.
If I was on a road in Bangladesh.
You are so full.
All right, we get it.
You're a good actor.
You're pretending not to play these cookies.
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm being real.
Oh, my God.
It's a Bangladesh road cookie.
It's the same thing.
How have you ever been to...
Yeah, and what I'm saying to you do is this, right?
That's free.
In Bangladesh.
That's out of line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you just said out of line.
There's nothing you can do about it.
I'm sure she's a nice lady, though.
Out of line, dude.
Close your eyes.
Bangladesh road cookie?
No.
Do not play that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is so good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know I've said nothing but good things
when I take these home.
They're phenomenal.
It's the Ozempic, dude.
Do not play for the job, BFC.
Good news is I'll take the whole thing home.
You take the whole thing, yeah.
Great, because I fucking love it.
I can't put anything down.
Okay.
Okay, so that's my bad.
Just tell me the taste is good, though.
It's phenomenal.
I mean, the honest truth, it's...
Oh, my God.
No, I'm going to be real.
What kind of desserts do you like?
I don't know.
I go to...
Duck feet?
You ever had duck feet?
Let me be completely and utterly honest with you.
Please don't start lying now.
I'm not going to lie, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The flavor was good.
The texture is not my thing.
Fantastic.
Because it's a little soft.
Yeah, it kind of just crumbles in your mouth
and it's not my thing.
That's wonderful.
That's so great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's just my own thing.
That line is so funny.
It kind of just crumbles in your mouth.
That's delicious.
It moistly melts in your mouth.
It's got like a pumpkin spicy kind of vibe to it.
It's phenomenal.
It's a white people flavor.
It's not a white...
I like more umami.
His mom is from the Mediterranean.
It's an olive oil-based cookie.
It's not butter, okay?
It's honey.
Honey, olive oil, ginger, cinnamon.
None of that's, I would say, explicitly white.
Giannis' mom and John Stamos' mom
would make better cookies.
Oh my God, dude.
That's a fact.
I've had better cookies.
You're starting to get to me, mom!
No, I'm being real.
That's not true.
And your mom isn't really great.
Oh my God.
You know what I mean?
It's like Greek adjacent.
And that's fine.
Giannis' mom is in the fucking dirt, bro.
What?
Okay.
His mom is dead.
His mom's fucking dead.
And she still makes better cookies.
Damn!
And that's...
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck you!
Yeah, fuck you, Stavros.
Fuck you!
Stavros.
Okay?
So they're okay, guys.
Honestly, bro?
Yeah.
Whoa, what?
I don't like this behavior,
but man, you're coming out swinging, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're swinging right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Insane.
I mean, that's the truth,
and I'm a truth teller, am I not?
You are a truth teller, bro.
I lay things out on the table,
and I'm all feeling-based.
And my feeling is that it's aight.
Stavros would never bring you cookies,
and you know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go, truth teller.
Look into your glass ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell me what you see.
This is what I see, okay?
Tell me what you see, dude.
Oh, I see.
Read our fortunes.
Yes, your mom isn't hairy enough to be Greek.
Whoa, okay, bro.
That's not a thing.
That's not a thing.
That's a compliment.
Go back, go back.
You named a negative thing and said she wasn't that.
That's true.
That's true.
I just don't do crystal ball improv.
Yeah, I've never learned it.
You didn't take that class.
I didn't take that class.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's more groundlings.
That's groundlings stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not there.
So, you know what, dude?
It was pretty good, and thank you so much.
But can I be honest with you, if you never brought cookies here again, I wouldn't
really even think about it.
I would think about it because I'd want them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So bring them for me.
Honestly, can you get this trash here?
Oh, my God, dude.
I'm being real.
I'm being real.
I'm being real.
Because I don't want them in front of me.
McCone, if you bring a trash can over here and throw that in the trash can, I'm
going to be fucking pissed.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, McCone.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
The disrespect is crazy.
Look at my eyes, dude.
Look at my eyes, dude.
Just look at my eyes right now, dude.
You piece of shit.
Do not do this.
I swear.
Do not throw those in the fucking trash.
Bro.
Beat it.
Beat it.
Beat it, kid.
Then he beats it to the kid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Garbage.
Garbage.
Garbage, everybody.
How do you say garbage in Greek?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Teach him how to say it just so he knows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Skopidia.
Skopidia.
Skopidia.
Play it for us.
Click it.
Yeah.
Huh?
Skopidia.
Skopidia.
Skopidia.
Skopidia.
That's insane.
Yeah, yeah.
You need to get back in the tent.
You need to be more loving.
I understand that this is because you're insecure, Bob.
Yep.
And you're lashing out.
Yeah.
No, I'm insecure about what?
Stavros?
I don't know.
I honestly legitimately don't know, but you are.
And that's what's causing this behavior.
Okay.
You know what's kind of beautiful about that?
What?
That is true.
Yeah.
He shouldn't be insecure about anything.
No, he shouldn't.
He's a perfect little being.
But why are you?
He is.
Why are you throwing...
I feel like he's being attacked.
By whom?
Okay, let's go back.
Let's go back to the last 40 minutes.
That's not even it.
In a movie with my friends.
No, that wasn't even it, right?
Number one, the fucking short round slams.
You started it.
Okay.
Number two, the fucking frankendick, like I want to suck dick or something.
You do.
Yeah, I don't.
You didn't know that.
I don't want to suck the dick, all right?
Okay.
And then number three, to pile it on, you know, he offered everybody in town a
role in this
movie except me.
That's not...
Right?
Because I'm not versatile enough to play a fucking news anchor, okay?
The only part I had was newscaster left.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
It's fine.
Which is an insult to me more than anything.
Yeah, it obviously is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Number four, um, shitty cookie.
Oh, shit.
His mom never baked him cookies.
That's what this is about.
His mom never baked him cookies.
I see his brain working a thousand miles a minute.
His mom never baked him cookies.
Yeah.
It was like another actor.
Are you guys looking forward to Nostorafu?
Nostorafu.
Yeah.
Nostorafu.
Are you looking forward to it or no?
Big time.
Yeah, me too.
Aren't you?
Robert Eggers, I love him, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it'll be fun.
Are you going to see this Dylan movie or no?
Dylan who?
This Bob Dylan movie.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
I'm not interested in that.
I love you.
No, I love you.
I don't expect a Timmy, but I just-
Nah, I'm not interested.
Those movies don't interest me.
It's just like-
Like the Elvis movie?
Yeah.
Yeah, although the Elvis movie was-
So bad that it was good.
If Baz Luhrmann did it, I would watch this movie because I like Chalamet, and
it's so
weird, and the pacing's crazy.
Right.
Anyway, we're not going to see it.
I don't know what it is.
It just turned me off.
The preview doesn't look good.
Kony and I talked about it, too.
I'm not a huge Dylan guy.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about-
Hey, Mr. Tom.
I don't know how to do it.
But a bunch of boomers-
I know, but even still, my dad's a boomer, though.
He just never was a Dylan guy, either.
Yeah, which one?
The criminal or-
Dude.
No, the criminal-
Highway 61-
The criminal was more rock and all rock.
Highway 61 Revisited.
You didn't like that?
Blonde on Blonde.
Blood on Tracks.
Blonde on Blonde, if it's a pornography.
Yeah, I mean, these are masterpiece albums, dude.