Name: Jimmy O. Yang STOLE Bobby Lee's Girl
Uploaded: 2025-02-11T16:30:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy O. Yang STOLE Bobby Lee's Girl' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy O. Yang STOLE Bobby Lee's Girl' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-11. Transcript available.

it's always white girls on raya that i match with you know what it always says
what
in common with jimmy o yang no come on man it says it right there i see it come
on
damn dude uh okay you know her i do not know her come closer
you do know her he does i do know her
yeah yeah let me see what let me see this girl ex-girlfriend no no no no no
okay how do i see
your photos oh sure that's hilarious wait wait bob did you talk to her well i
did i forgot to read
the jimmy o yang part so i did say hi this is how you know she loves asian guys
bruce lee is one of
her profile photos i know bruce lee is one of her profile yeah that's a good
tell that's like you
in no but that's and jackie chan i know i understand that i'm not exaggerating
that's i swear to god it
is right so but but she this is what i find because i want to say this one time
i saw you
oh yeah i saw him you look good dude what what me wow hot guy i i let me look
let me look
hot dude so one time you were at the improv this years ago and you had a
girlfriend right uh-huh
she dressed in an asian thing she was a white girl really yeah and then she
also had a her purse
had like pearls in it but it looked like you know the green jady you know i
mean it looked like an
asian bag for real yeah so i'm wondering with this girl i think you are the
influence oh once they meet
you they become more asian and then now you mean it opens them up to our market
that's you know what
let's put that out there yeah now she was already predisposed to asian dude
yeah jimmy jimmy is the
once you go black jimmy's the once once you go yellow yeah you bang bobby lee
awesome yeah you know
once you go yellow you find yourself another asian fellow that's right i think
that's what it is
that's it you're the opening so you know but because i felt that too where i've
like gated a
white girl and then they were like you go to their house and you go oh yeah
they're they're prone to
us yes yes they're aware yeah there's like a poster of like watch mulan or
something yeah and then
there's like you know a lot of bamboo and bonsai trees those those chinese
stress balls yeah those
stress bars yeah yeah george has those at his dinner table 100 um it's a
different time though i feel
like now with so much representation like with squid games btfs everything too
much who isn't in the
asians like i wish i grew up like i went to high school middle school now i
think some of them are
not and you've you've seen them to have you not i think so i think so but they
just won't they won't
do it what are you talking about some white girls they just won't cross that
line some girls in general
are just not interested i'm just saying it's like a you're making i just don't
like the way you said
it yeah why did you say it like some women aren't interested period it has
nothing with you being
asian they're just not interested they're not interested in my type your type
is not because
your your type is specific you know hey so it's my wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait
are you fucking telling me what that you and i are on two completely different
categories yes
yeah yeah so tell me what the category i'm in i don't andrew andrew as carlos
somebody i mean
third person point of view here's what i would say yeah jimmy is
i understand he's a starter on arsenal and you're you're in the locker room and
you're there
and you're cheering on the boys and you're on the team but you're not a you're
not on a midfield
by the way this is is that what you're saying he's a superstar he's a superstar
that's not what
i was saying the kid's a superstar no come on guys we know he is 100 he is what
are you guys doing
better than me what are you guys talking about that's not true you own your own
studio podcast
you have staff you have staff of white people well first of all he's he's
actually half mexican so
that's we got points for him carlos i heard about you man one of my best friend
pj a big fan of the
podcast uh says you like glory holes he loves that's the glory hole king baby
it's getting around
right yeah yeah i'm glad it's getting around yeah and you know what honestly
you you're here let's
let's squash this now your appeal for women is just different than yours you
get plenty of beautiful
women they're just different kinds of women i get it i've accepted it right
yeah i'm not fighting
against because i've seen jimmy oh yeah beautiful women with you yeah no but
what i'm saying is is
that i have to say that it's he's still in a different category yep so with carlos
and i so
we're in the same category that's my problem no one's casting you guys in the
same you guys are no
fucking okay casting so so i was up for the joe coy part did you do that part
well i produced that
movie easter sunday it's his fucking movie which part uh the the one asif ali
end up playing what
the one bad guy part the bad guy no there was a part that he said he had
written for me that i got
offered i said i did i couldn't do it because i was doing borderlands oh um i
think there was a part
yeah i'm i don't know it wasn't my part okay because my part i couldn't do
another part so i
was like okay okay i'm not saying okay but i've also been in other situations
where jimmy oh yang got
the part and i didn't get it but that's just because it's but this but it was
for the same part was i'm
saying that he beats me out they just want to see how so if we're in the same
category you're not when
it comes to i think that's a very broad like it's it's it's it's not it's hollywood's
issue that at
times we're in the same category correct because if uh santino and like who
will be i don't know
like uh another white guy that would be totally different guy like you and me
and anthony jeselnik
aren't going to go off with the same role yeah yeah exactly like you and patten
oswald could go off
with different roles but you guys are very different people or you and ryan gosling
could go off with
different roles i'm not saying you're you know i'm just saying yeah no you're
right all very different
people and and sometimes it's just people are dumb like the category could also
just be
asian asian guys or whatever right like oh whatever it's it's different you
okay bobby
he's a little shocked he's a little stunned he's like he got a little hit he
got a little hit
okay i'm good i'll agree with you well also no no stop stop well you're also
different in age
i mean jimmy's 37 years old and also korean and chinese very different you know
no well that part i
don't know about i i understand that i understand that i know we're different
yeah he's chinese
you're right you know what i mean i take take that back thank you i'm older
also be nice to the chinese
i love the chinese just be nice what i love that stuff just be nice okay
because he gets on his little
high horse and he doesn't oh you think that i what's the high horse what's the
he starts spouting
hatred about china he'll do it he'll just crack one open and start flying off
the handle well i mean you
guys don't know how to wait in line see how do i wait in line we talked about
it you guys don't
even know how like in mainland china somewhere everywhere okay oh no here yeah
everywhere baskin
robbins it doesn't matter where it is chinese be skipping lines dude oh for
real yeah chinese
be i mean you guys are the ones are we going oh my god there they go again i
can't support that
stereotype maybe in certain parts yeah right now um no they'd be skipping right
chinese people
skipping line do skipping in line skipping line yeah look at all those people
skipping in line they're all
skipping somebody or what are your qualms about chinese my qualms yeah is that
a chinese word
what's qualms is that a real word yeah qualms is good yeah yeah my issues what
are your issues
about chinese do you have any what's my qualm with chinese people anything
about it the culture let's
start with the food okay how about this i can't do that chinese food is really
good it's good i like it a lot
idea i really like chinese food yeah like what's this with this cantonian stuff
and szechuan you know
what i mean like pick one thing you know szechuan love szechuan yeah what do
you mean hotter the
better i think chinese is hard to chinese food is hard because i really love
that yeah
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