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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'There's NO Red Headed Superheroes?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-12. Transcript available.

imagine if you become a marvel character because of this whoa that'll be so
sick if you get jacked
as can they give you a marvel role the only marvel role i could be is sunfire
perfect that's you
that's you with kumail right behind look up spotting fire x-men pontiac made a
car called
the sunfire for a while that's you that's cool i mean that's the only asian one
oh of course he's
gonna play it who is that uh shangji shangji oh that's a shangji guy yeah yeah
can somebody else
be sunfire please god they're gonna give the same he's hot yeah that's true he's
a good looking guy
good looking yeah we stay in our lane yeah yeah we stay in our lane hollywood
are there redheaded
superheroes they're redheaded no one is famous that's redheaded and if they are
they're mocked
no but no but did did marvel or dc ever create a superhero that a superhero
that happened to have
red hair uh poison ivy phoenix oh yeah poison ivy phoenix never a guy though
yeah yeah male redheaded
superhero right male male redheaded superhero let's see ed headed yeah male ed
head who is that
shaft shaft was black
wait shaft had red hair i don't know go back go back roy harper can you zoom in
a little bit like the
the whole thing yeah yeah roy harper oh yeah there we go i guess you do with
the bow and arrow who's
what do we call this one you mean you know what i mean uh wally west yeah does
the king disaster no
wally west wally west wow what's another geoforce is good geoforce i don't know
any of these guys the
shield the shield the shield that's pretty good light ray getting weaker there's
an owen mercer that's
just a guy that lives in my building yeah yeah hank hall these are just guys i
know i know they're
just hank haywood yeah they're all by the way what the is this daredevil no
this list is
dumb you're not right whatever this is is not the right list yeah i don't even
know what that's that
that that list is wrong get off of this website don't get angry about it well
he's not what what
because you don't like the white name wally that's a good superhero about his
googling lately ant-man
oh but they gave that to paul rudd right thanks a lot thanks a lot paul thanks
a lot paul rudd you
could be like two dollar bill man i could be like the woge handing out two
dollar bills at random
he's doing good or he's inconveniencing people paul rudd closed the circle for
me once what do you
mean circle meets the square a conversation circle what happened i tell you
about that no i just know
what you're talking about yeah i was on um pineapple express my bad okay no
problem i was there and um
my agents were like see you gotta learn how to like meet people you know what i
mean like start
conversations you know what i mean when you're on set that's how you create you
know what i mean
relationships relationships in the business so i was smoking a cigarette and
with pineapple express it was
seth rogan apatow paul rudd a bunch of people and they were talking in a circle
and i was out on the
curb like kind of near them smoking a cigarette yeah and then my agent's
fucking thing went you know
what i mean do it this is it i put the cigarette down and i wander into the
circle i don't know if
it was paul somebody closed the circle paul does stuff like yeah so then i was
on the outside of
the circle and then i went back to the curb and smoke i hate that yeah he rutted
you you got rutted
what i find out now is is that i i can tell when people want to talk to me on
set those guys want
to talk i'm just kidding those guys probably love you they just it's probably
in my head i probably did it
wrong they didn't know you were there yeah i didn't know i didn't it did it
wrong yeah you didn't make
enough noise what would you do hey guys i played you guys play golf
you guys know about the two dollar thing with that alan whatever he makes him
whatever yeah see you see what walkie you guys you guys know about the two
dollars thinking about
steve walkie right it's interesting every in fact i'm going to mention it on my
pocket one day when i have a
pocket i want to mention it but it's like you guys throw in your two cents do
you think you did that
you do something like that uh interesting well i don't get cut out of circles
like that yeah
actually i get invited in i know you do again not only do i get invited in i
get a big hug yeah yeah
i get a lot of travel with them i see it happened last night actually oh excuse
me i'm sorry it
happened to me friday literally happened last night i got picked up like a
little american girl doll
blake griffin picked you up to show you off oh so here can i tell everyone
happened yeah so i was at
the comedy store and i was with i was on a date six foot nine i was on a date
and andrea's there
not my date andrea jinn andrea jinn's there and she's a comic and i'm on a date
first date with
somebody you met her right yeah it's a very nice girl and andrea goes oh blake's
coming so i go okay you
know blake griffin huh yeah we see him come in and then andrea leaves to go say
hi to him
and then you know i i turn and this is the mistake i made i turn to the girl
and i the date i go let's
go say hi to blake right so we go over there you thinking this will show be a
show-off moment for you
a little bit just a little bit of like i know a famous guy love you mom
you're right yeah called me out well it's a little moment for you you know when
i kiss that don't
make that face i didn't do anything okay hang her back up it was over there no
put her up behind
you though she belongs behind you you knocked her off the wall because you slam
your chair backwards
so anyway um
so so so blake's there and i and i um i go in i shake i go in to shake his hand
big hands right and he looks at me and he grabs me yeah and he pulls me up into
the sky yeah like lion
king like the line ah yeah yeah and oh she been you yeah but it's a double and
so what happens is
i go he's gonna put me down right were you there i didn't see this bar yeah
yeah you were there though
yeah i was there yeah yeah and he it he goes he has a monologue yeah hey guy he
goes hey guy i don't
shake your hand i hug you that's right right and i like lifting you and you're
my little guy this and
that right and i'm up there for about a minute right and i'm blushing and i'm
trying to get down
right yeah yeah right he finally puts me down and i'm blushing right and i'm
thinking to myself oh my
date didn't notice that right so then i texted her yesterday this is what i
text i go this is so
embarrassing she goes i go do you remember when blake griffin picked me up as
if i was an american
girl doll and then this is what she says your legs were dangling so cute so
cute now did you guys
hook up did you guys hook up him and blaker yeah yeah he's a freckly dick yeah
he does yeah people
don't know this it's like mine but darker yeah a little darker very frankly no
this girl is are you
interested in this woman now is this a real thing no i'm just come on i don't
know i mean okay dude
we don't know who it is she doesn't know who it is no one knows no one knows
who it is it doesn't
matter no you're you know what you just go on i go on a lot of first dates let's
just say that
and that not a lot of seconds that's crazy because you love seconds
no no that doesn't work that doesn't work because i'm on olympic and you don't
like seconds i get it
but it was a good job it was in theory it's structured yeah yeah in australia
you had some
zingers on zingers some zingers the kid was on fire anyway um yeah so he picked
me up like a little
because you've never been picked up no i won't allow that kind of stuff but
there's no one that
can pick you up blake could pick me up easy like huge yeah yeah yeah he could
he just wouldn't do it
it's just a mutual respecting why do people pick me up you're a teeny tiny tim
you're a little teeny
tiny tim it's extra funny because brad williams was there too did he pick up brad
no he stepped on
him on accident yeah yeah wait a minute you're very pick upable yeah yeah you
know how you pick your dog up
when you see your dog you pick him up you bend down yeah same thing he's small
and cute and
lovable and i oh my god and here's the deal i want to kiss you so i want your
little face near mine
and also i so i want to hug you i want to feel your little tushy and i want to
give you a little kiss
this is the same topic but this whole korean deer thing got out of hand what
are you talking about
a korean deer people online were like there's a korean deer oh i got tagged oh
i got tagged this looks
like bobby yeah yeah it does look like you it looks exactly like you then i
posted on my story and every
i got more comments than i've ever had everyone going 100 yes you 100 look like
this it's on that is
fucking bobby lee it's crazy how much why does that look like me dude the eyes
are perfect it's like the
same depth of feel in the eyes that your your your face the cheeks are perfect
the nose the nose the ears
even it just looks like you because his eyes look like the kind of love you
have in your eyes and your
soul look like exactly like his look at how happy he is but do you want to that
i'm gonna plead the fifth man because i you know that's what i'm saying when
you say that i look like
that it doesn't seem sexy well you know what i mean well look look i've never a
deer like that deer
has never been laid by another deer that's not true that's not true yeah that's
an incel deer dude
no it's not yeah look he's alone he's outside okay he's taking a walk he's like
he does look like it was a cleft lip or something yeah yeah he is cute though
so cute
yeah yeah that's you bro okay that's you but then a bunch of comments said and
i had to do research
a bunch of comments right dude it's a donkey dude you're a donkey is that a
donkey it's not a donkey
it's a deer it's a deer it's a deer it's a it's a female deer yeah yeah okay
okay i don't know who
the fuck okay i don't know who the did that that is did you do that carlos no
somebody did that that's
so good that's so funny that's you dude that's literally that's insane they put
my beanie and my
glasses on there what's wild that's cool as more of that guys send that stuff
in we love that yeah
anyway absolutely love that if i was going to be an animal what animal would i
be well you don't look
like an animal i don't do i look like an animal just knows there's not an
animal there's not an animal
out there that you look at and go oh that looks like andrew santino there's
some animals that look
like you maybe maybe a beaver i look like a beaver my teeth are big in the
front my teeth no there's
not an animal out there maybe a lion or give me a red beaver yeah your vibe is
like a lion no you
don't know dude there is a guy i just saw today i love there's a new viral
listen there's a new viral
tiger google it and i think this is more it's a viral tiger tiger that's coming
that came out yeah
do it in all caps google it in all caps go images that's him oh that's you dude
oh i can see that
that that kind of does that's when it came to me that's you bro that's me dude
look at me right
right yeah we're doing it that's literally how i sit out yeah yeah but that's
not the same tiger
no go to that that guy though that's andrew dude yeah dude that's you dude that's
me what's going on
what's his name mudang after mudang yeah ava golden tiger he's going ape online
really what's
go why people just love him because he's unique well he's um thailand's new
sweetheart he's um
a tabby cat it's a tabby cat yeah yeah yeah and he's just he's got the right
proportions there
look at him he's so cute he's thai huh yeah jules now that you're going to be
done with school
what does the future hold well nothing
we're giving these people what's your ultimate goal
ultimate i don't know yet i still don't know what i want to do i still don't
know animals
it's something to do with why don't you do a podcast about animals well i don't
know if that's
gonna be interesting but it's so you i'll be honest with me a future in podcasting
isn't something that
you would want to do not podcasting yeah like what sucks so what i know but
what i'm saying is is that
why why so why why don't you do the easier softer way which is podcasting
because you'll make more
money yeah you work less hours she doesn't care about than your freedom but you
don't care about
that that drives me crazy that you don't care about that okay what about i like
playing games what about
like streaming yeah stream stream but yeah but but still that's not like you
know no what do you
mean that's just as vibe that's just like podcasting great unless you're like
the number one streamer
she could be the number one female streamer maybe you're not going to beat the
guy what's his name
kai sanat that guy's so big
you

There's NO Red Headed Superheroes?!

imagine if you become a marvel character because of this whoa that'll be so
sick if you get jacked
as can they give you a marvel role the only marvel role i could be is sunfire
perfect that's you
that's you with kumail right behind look up spotting fire x-men pontiac made a
car called
the sunfire for a while that's you that's cool i mean that's the only asian one
oh of course he's
gonna play it who is that uh shangji shangji oh that's a shangji guy yeah yeah
can somebody else
be sunfire please god they're gonna give the same he's hot yeah that's true he's
a good looking guy
good looking yeah we stay in our lane yeah yeah we stay in our lane hollywood
are there redheaded
superheroes they're redheaded no one is famous that's redheaded and if they are
they're mocked
no but no but did did marvel or dc ever create a superhero that a superhero
that happened to have
red hair uh poison ivy phoenix oh yeah poison ivy phoenix never a guy though
yeah yeah male redheaded
superhero right male male redheaded superhero let's see ed headed yeah male ed
head who is that
shaft shaft was black
wait shaft had red hair i don't know go back go back roy harper can you zoom in
a little bit like the
the whole thing yeah yeah roy harper oh yeah there we go i guess you do with
the bow and arrow who's
what do we call this one you mean you know what i mean uh wally west yeah does
the king disaster no
wally west wally west wow what's another geoforce is good geoforce i don't know
any of these guys the
shield the shield the shield that's pretty good light ray getting weaker there's
an owen mercer that's
just a guy that lives in my building yeah yeah hank hall these are just guys i
know i know they're
just hank haywood yeah they're all by the way what the is this daredevil no
this list is
dumb you're not right whatever this is is not the right list yeah i don't even
know what that's that
that that list is wrong get off of this website don't get angry about it well
he's not what what
because you don't like the white name wally that's a good superhero about his
googling lately ant-man
oh but they gave that to paul rudd right thanks a lot thanks a lot paul thanks
a lot paul rudd you
could be like two dollar bill man i could be like the woge handing out two
dollar bills at random
he's doing good or he's inconveniencing people paul rudd closed the circle for
me once what do you
mean circle meets the square a conversation circle what happened i tell you
about that no i just know
what you're talking about yeah i was on um pineapple express my bad okay no
problem i was there and um
my agents were like see you gotta learn how to like meet people you know what i
mean like start
conversations you know what i mean when you're on set that's how you create you
know what i mean
relationships relationships in the business so i was smoking a cigarette and
with pineapple express it was
seth rogan apatow paul rudd a bunch of people and they were talking in a circle
and i was out on the
curb like kind of near them smoking a cigarette yeah and then my agent's
fucking thing went you know
what i mean do it this is it i put the cigarette down and i wander into the
circle i don't know if
it was paul somebody closed the circle paul does stuff like yeah so then i was
on the outside of
the circle and then i went back to the curb and smoke i hate that yeah he rutted
you you got rutted
what i find out now is is that i i can tell when people want to talk to me on
set those guys want
to talk i'm just kidding those guys probably love you they just it's probably
in my head i probably did it
wrong they didn't know you were there yeah i didn't know i didn't it did it
wrong yeah you didn't make
enough noise what would you do hey guys i played you guys play golf
you guys know about the two dollar thing with that alan whatever he makes him
whatever yeah see you see what walkie you guys you guys know about the two
dollars thinking about
steve walkie right it's interesting every in fact i'm going to mention it on my
pocket one day when i have a
pocket i want to mention it but it's like you guys throw in your two cents do
you think you did that
you do something like that uh interesting well i don't get cut out of circles
like that yeah
actually i get invited in i know you do again not only do i get invited in i
get a big hug yeah yeah
i get a lot of travel with them i see it happened last night actually oh excuse
me i'm sorry it
happened to me friday literally happened last night i got picked up like a
little american girl doll
blake griffin picked you up to show you off oh so here can i tell everyone
happened yeah so i was at
the comedy store and i was with i was on a date six foot nine i was on a date
and andrea's there
not my date andrea jinn andrea jinn's there and she's a comic and i'm on a date
first date with
somebody you met her right yeah it's a very nice girl and andrea goes oh blake's
coming so i go okay you
know blake griffin huh yeah we see him come in and then andrea leaves to go say
hi to him
and then you know i i turn and this is the mistake i made i turn to the girl
and i the date i go let's
go say hi to blake right so we go over there you thinking this will show be a
show-off moment for you
a little bit just a little bit of like i know a famous guy love you mom
you're right yeah called me out well it's a little moment for you you know when
i kiss that don't
make that face i didn't do anything okay hang her back up it was over there no
put her up behind
you though she belongs behind you you knocked her off the wall because you slam
your chair backwards
so anyway um
so so so blake's there and i and i um i go in i shake i go in to shake his hand
big hands right and he looks at me and he grabs me yeah and he pulls me up into
the sky yeah like lion
king like the line ah yeah yeah and oh she been you yeah but it's a double and
so what happens is
i go he's gonna put me down right were you there i didn't see this bar yeah
yeah you were there though
yeah i was there yeah yeah and he it he goes he has a monologue yeah hey guy he
goes hey guy i don't
shake your hand i hug you that's right right and i like lifting you and you're
my little guy this and
that right and i'm up there for about a minute right and i'm blushing and i'm
trying to get down
right yeah yeah right he finally puts me down and i'm blushing right and i'm
thinking to myself oh my
date didn't notice that right so then i texted her yesterday this is what i
text i go this is so
embarrassing she goes i go do you remember when blake griffin picked me up as
if i was an american
girl doll and then this is what she says your legs were dangling so cute so
cute now did you guys
hook up did you guys hook up him and blaker yeah yeah he's a freckly dick yeah
he does yeah people
don't know this it's like mine but darker yeah a little darker very frankly no
this girl is are you
interested in this woman now is this a real thing no i'm just come on i don't
know i mean okay dude
we don't know who it is she doesn't know who it is no one knows no one knows
who it is it doesn't
matter no you're you know what you just go on i go on a lot of first dates let's
just say that
and that not a lot of seconds that's crazy because you love seconds
no no that doesn't work that doesn't work because i'm on olympic and you don't
like seconds i get it
but it was a good job it was in theory it's structured yeah yeah in australia
you had some
zingers on zingers some zingers the kid was on fire anyway um yeah so he picked
me up like a little
because you've never been picked up no i won't allow that kind of stuff but
there's no one that
can pick you up blake could pick me up easy like huge yeah yeah yeah he could
he just wouldn't do it
it's just a mutual respecting why do people pick me up you're a teeny tiny tim
you're a little teeny
tiny tim it's extra funny because brad williams was there too did he pick up brad
no he stepped on
him on accident yeah yeah wait a minute you're very pick upable yeah yeah you
know how you pick your dog up
when you see your dog you pick him up you bend down yeah same thing he's small
and cute and
lovable and i oh my god and here's the deal i want to kiss you so i want your
little face near mine
and also i so i want to hug you i want to feel your little tushy and i want to
give you a little kiss
this is the same topic but this whole korean deer thing got out of hand what
are you talking about
a korean deer people online were like there's a korean deer oh i got tagged oh
i got tagged this looks
like bobby yeah yeah it does look like you it looks exactly like you then i
posted on my story and every
i got more comments than i've ever had everyone going 100 yes you 100 look like
this it's on that is
fucking bobby lee it's crazy how much why does that look like me dude the eyes
are perfect it's like the
same depth of feel in the eyes that your your your face the cheeks are perfect
the nose the nose the ears
even it just looks like you because his eyes look like the kind of love you
have in your eyes and your
soul look like exactly like his look at how happy he is but do you want to that
i'm gonna plead the fifth man because i you know that's what i'm saying when
you say that i look like
that it doesn't seem sexy well you know what i mean well look look i've never a
deer like that deer
has never been laid by another deer that's not true that's not true yeah that's
an incel deer dude
no it's not yeah look he's alone he's outside okay he's taking a walk he's like
he does look like it was a cleft lip or something yeah yeah he is cute though
so cute
yeah yeah that's you bro okay that's you but then a bunch of comments said and
i had to do research
a bunch of comments right dude it's a donkey dude you're a donkey is that a
donkey it's not a donkey
it's a deer it's a deer it's a deer it's a it's a female deer yeah yeah okay
okay i don't know who
the fuck okay i don't know who the did that that is did you do that carlos no
somebody did that that's
so good that's so funny that's you dude that's literally that's insane they put
my beanie and my
glasses on there what's wild that's cool as more of that guys send that stuff
in we love that yeah
anyway absolutely love that if i was going to be an animal what animal would i
be well you don't look
like an animal i don't do i look like an animal just knows there's not an
animal there's not an animal
out there that you look at and go oh that looks like andrew santino there's
some animals that look
like you maybe maybe a beaver i look like a beaver my teeth are big in the
front my teeth no there's
not an animal out there maybe a lion or give me a red beaver yeah your vibe is
like a lion no you
don't know dude there is a guy i just saw today i love there's a new viral
listen there's a new viral
tiger google it and i think this is more it's a viral tiger tiger that's coming
that came out yeah
do it in all caps google it in all caps go images that's him oh that's you dude
oh i can see that
that that kind of does that's when it came to me that's you bro that's me dude
look at me right
right yeah we're doing it that's literally how i sit out yeah yeah but that's
not the same tiger
no go to that that guy though that's andrew dude yeah dude that's you dude that's
me what's going on
what's his name mudang after mudang yeah ava golden tiger he's going ape online
really what's
go why people just love him because he's unique well he's um thailand's new
sweetheart he's um
a tabby cat it's a tabby cat yeah yeah yeah and he's just he's got the right
proportions there
look at him he's so cute he's thai huh yeah jules now that you're going to be
done with school
what does the future hold well nothing
we're giving these people what's your ultimate goal
ultimate i don't know yet i still don't know what i want to do i still don't
know animals
it's something to do with why don't you do a podcast about animals well i don't
know if that's
gonna be interesting but it's so yo