Name: Is Dunkin Donuts Overrated?
Uploaded: 2025-02-20T18:25:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Dunkin Donuts Overrated?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Dunkin Donuts Overrated?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-20. Transcript available.

where do you go now for your dog stuff i call my cousin oh and i say come to
the house and watch
the dog because last time we put her in one of those places like healthy spot
yeah she bit three
dogs oh she did she bit their face i was asking like where do you buy your
supplies but you're
saying grooming now no no i thought you meant i'm saying daycare like to sit
the dog if we're going
if we also they used to go to tail waggers for get daycare long time ago oh wow
she had my i have
any other dogs i have my vietnamese friend do it and he salivates yeah just
sits there and drools
mouth gets so watery it's like it's a discipline for him but anyway no we had
to switch no she didn't
bite any other dogs i was kidding she uh hated it my dog hated it they'd be
like oh cubs just goes in
the corner and sits by her oh don't you hate when that happens i think she gets
intimidated by other
stranger dogs and so she was like this i'm just gonna and she just goes sits by
herself what are
gonna do when he dies she dies oh brutal brutal brutal tears of sadness for
sure long cries long
cries long cries long cries anyway let's move on uh i'm gonna have her cloned i've
looked into the
cloning i'm gonna do it i know because you know what let me tell you something
let's do it i'm gonna i
i want to clone it yeah yeah i want to clone it because you can't yeah go ahead
50 grand never
mind we'll get a new dog also also get your dog back it's not your dog it is
your dog it's not the
same when you clone yes it is it's your dog from toe to top no but the but the
soul is from nose and
toe i don't know whatever but the soul is not the same it's not gonna have the
same personality it's not
gonna the same it's gonna be so similar though it's not gonna know my songs oh
it's not gonna have all my
song all right i'm your dog the first song i sing when i get in the house i go
sweetie sweetie who's
my little sweetie oh that's hey yeah hey hey hey hey hey hey hey and then i
pick her up and then she
goes oh yeah who's my little sweetie yeah give me your song i don't i just do
talk you just full talk
maybe what do you do you do you do oh right and they go and they go
because i'm holding it maybe too tight yeah too tight yeah yeah
but no i love my it'd be funny to talk to your dogs just like a human like you
walk in you're
like what's going on man how have you been right but not giving it any like the
inflection of like
yeah imagine if you can give them some intelligence your dog's smart no but
like to the speaking so
they can speak oh like what could they understand like that you give them you
know an eight-year-old's
intelligence a little bit more a 15 year old 15 14 15 is pretty good no he's
gonna
fuck off dad that's why it's yeah i don't want that yeah no i want that all
right my dog's pretty
smart dude she's just smoking in the in the room yeah yeah no look okay go back
to larchmont
larchmont so i so i i i'm i'm not done um there's um here's another thing they
have a pokey place
and can i tell you about pokey not into it i'm out dude what okay why why are
you on a pokey i'll
tell you why i'm on a pokey okay two reasons yeah one fast food sushi has never
been my i like it
i like sushi that they i'm at the sushi joint he cuts the fish i eat it i don't
want it's been cut
five hours ago in the morning sits in the cooler then it gets slopped in a bowl
with sriracha mayo
not a fan i'm not a fan as that as well my i just want fresh i want fresh cut
dude yeah dude yeah yeah
that's why i've never done like sushi in one of those like a rotary that what's
it called time out
but in japan those are awesome because they do cut it fresh and they put it on
there and
it can only go around so many times yeah but in north hollywood it's on there
for three days
yeah three days yeah yeah yeah yeah the salmon's or green i don't like it you're
like dude in north
ridge it'll rotate for a month for a month exactly so anyway so i don't i i don't
like it okay a pokey
out for me i hate going to hawaii too because like kalilah and everyone's they
love okay let's go to the
pokey i go no thanks i'm not going to no fucking pokey man just go to a sushi
joint i'm going to go to my
omakasa sushi joint where he slices it right in front of my fucking eyes anyway
let's move on
there's a donut place called holy grill donut yeah have you had it i have now
this is where i regress
because you baskin robbins the ice cream thing whether or not you were joking i
think shitty donuts
are better than fancy donuts this whole new fancy donut thing can fuck off man
we are in a trouble
brother give me dunkin donuts over fancy donuts all fucking day dude you have
no idea dunkin donuts
munchkins the little munchkins the donut holes no dude that's how you fuck dude
that's so gross no
yeah no it is how i fuck yeah yeah yeah um dude fancy donut fucks up it sucks
holy grail does this it's
good no you've never had it i have because if you had you ridiculous things
wouldn't come out of your
fucking mouth like that it's too much it's what voodoo donuts does too it's
like we put all the
bullshit on no no not voodoo i didn't say voodoo dude it's the same holy is is
is duncan warm let's
get to the fuck no it's not it's never warm yes it is no it's not yes it is
yeah i go to dunk all the
time i'm a dunk dog dude okay anyway bring up holy grail picture of their
fucking website
they look this whole fancy donut thing for like eight bucks a donut that ain't
it my guy
that ain't it okay let's go to look at the donut i'll give you one better than
them by the way you
know who you know who tops them who the one uh you don't even know the name
that's how sad it is no i
do i do i do i do is faux nuts i'll take a phone out over these oh you like
faux nuts okay
now let's zoom into the what they have here that one says cancer no it's so you
get cancer when you eat
it yeah only colvin oh that's easy only colin that's very very literal you
would from this stuff
yeah um oh chaga chai yeah look at virgo come on guy black sabbath imagine how
mad ozzy would be if
you saw that donut my band is not as shitty donuts yeah anyway let's move on
from it no no let's keep
going give me the go to their website give me the price of these fucking
bullshit donuts they're also
small yeah they're i love them give me the prices what what does this cost to
get it they're probably
not going to show you what are you shaking your head for you never had one
before four ducks four
bucks a donut aren't that good what it's too much shit on it too much shit california
dollars for a
donut four dollars a donut that's good brother if i go to fucking donut girl
the lady by my it's cheap
that's why it's 65 cents for a donut it's cheap cheap ingredients what do you
think they're using
good shit from hawaii the fuck they are yeah dude roots and stuff look up from
hawaii look up holy
grill donuts controversy just type that in why just look it up there is no the
main controversy
surrounding holy grail donuts is that some customers claim the taste and
quality of donuts particularly
the tarot based ones are significantly better when purchased directly in hawaii
compared to locations
here in the mainland they're using here not shipping the good here dude you're
it's like saying
this guy they're not shipping the good here pal it's like this gold isn't is
better in hawaii than
it's tarot is is gold better in hawaii it is it is proving my right you're
right it is here's the
deal okay there's only certain supply chains that can get it right all over the
globe mcdonald's
it's a home run it's a home run places like this they're just they don't have
the infrastructure
also you're really pissing me off thank you yeah yeah thank you what about
crispy cream what's your
opinion on a crispy cream better than better than holy grail no better than uh
dunk yes okay good
but let me tell you something about now we're on earth but let me tell you
something about crispy
cream now we're on planet earth let me tell you about crispy cream the only
donut you can have there
is the original glaze and that's what i was talking about yeah but they do
other
shit but duncan do does other shit and crispy cream can't do that yeah because
the chocolate
glazed ones crispy cream kick rocks the chocolate glaze at duncan donuts
okay we should do this okay i already know okay we should do have a donut taste
but i already know
right that it's there's such a difference between a good donut and garbage
donut he's gonna pick the
garbage one every time that's not true to defend his own point of view right so
we can't even have that
contest because this piece of shit right it needs to win rather than accept
that he's wrong sounds
familiar doesn't it no yeah because i'm doing my bobby lee today and i'm on it
i'm playing bobby
lee today wow dude you're you want to go go blows or what yeah blah blah blah
blah blah no let's go
down can we go down larchmont lane or no let's go dude let's continue back on larchmont
lane make
us a shirt that says bad friends on larchmont lane okay now there's a couple of
um so there's
the scent room next to holy grail but there's another one that's a cologne it's
very it's a chain i
forgot what it was called oh it's lalabo is there right not lalabo it's another
one like that diptyque
yeah what's your opinion of diptyque love the candles love a diptyque candle
made here in the
states i like the diptyque uh candles i like them they're good i don't i don't
it's you know they're
80 bucks a candle a girl there ghosted me i'm out really yeah call them right
now i'm gonna call
them no no no no i'm gonna call them yeah yeah give me the diptyque on larchmont
i'm gonna call
her right now no no she doesn't work there anymore what's her name we'll black
yeah that was your date
spot a candle shop no bro she works there you how does she goes you if she
works there don't you if
you don't i don't do it i was kidding i'm lying so am i don't call it's a bit
but don't call them
why because i'm not going to say your name or anything okay you really jesus
christ can i just
do a bit okay i'm calling them but don't say my name
what was your first name lilac what was your first name mr lilac dimitri hi i
just want to give you
just a little uh something i want to say is my good friend to my child lilac uh
was seeing someone
that was working at your store and um or starting a date and she ghosted him
and i just was calling to
try to repair the relationship is is does still work there i'm sorry yes no she
has not worked here for
over a year well i can tell you something she kind of did a number on a buddy
of mine and i'm just uh
i don't know what kind of person she was personally but i just wanted to tell
her myself give her my
two cents how we do it where i'm from is that's not that's not nice and that's
not okay and i'm glad
that she's not there anymore i'll tell you i would hope and pray she got fired
i am sorry to hear
that i have no opinion of her i joined around the time she left great great
well have a wonderful
wonderful day you as well bye bye handled your business dude why'd you get so
nervous i hate prank
phone call it's not a prank yeah yeah that's not a prank
you