Name: Bobby Lee Discovers Ancient 'Big Head' People
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Discovers Ancient 'Big Head' People' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-26. Transcript available.

the ancient big head people scientists uncover a lost human in asia with an
abnormally large skull
that lived alongside homo sapiens a hundred thousand they're called asians what
are you
talking about big head people yeah that's what they did that that's just what
they just call
them asians dude is that what they just called them big head people yeah yeah
look at how okay
well how big is it i can't from that photo i can't tell this is what they like
a mock-up of them
he looks what the that looks like what's his name who works at the store yeah
yeah but is that why
koreans have such big heads because they intermingled a little bit yeah that's
right yeah
there's a um i don't know what the people are called in in korea or in japan
but there was a
there's a type of people that were they didn't look asian but they're mixed
with asians and that's why
japanese people look the way they do it's nicotine okay i'm not vaping weed at
work i don't know dude
we don't know anymore we don't know anymore we don't know we know no we know we
know how about
that how about we know yeah we know bro i'm not smoking weed at work that or
like vape whenever
you've seen me you're smoking weed outside of work though i'm not vaping weed
or anything like that
i'm not dude what's the truth the truth is that but did you take something last
week
what do you mean what do you mean oh i bad here at work dude i'd never come to
work high okay but
you do it off of work i have yes yes a little bit yeah i know but i'm not like
because when i saw you
in that alleyway when i saw you in the alleyway you did look stoned you looked
stoned dude when
when i caught you in the alleyway dude that was a whole were you not high i was
not high that night
nothing i was embarrassed because i was with the no dude there's something
going on what do you mean
you were embarrassed you were with a girl that's no there was a girl and a guy
oh right yeah yeah and
then they were doing some sort of like some sexual three-way and i was you have
a threesome no i
didn't but i was embarrassed bobby caught me like striking out with a girl oh
well yeah it's kind of
funny yeah yeah but but i didn't bring like you've never seen me vape weed in
australia here ever never
did you did you hook up with the guy and not the girl no but he was like more
interested in like
talking to me it was weird what is with me later really yeah yeah oh yeah i
watched this reality
show this week and i only related to the gay men on it okay anyway what's going
on what's it called
mexican dynasties i loved it have i seen this have we seen this mexican dynasties
can reality show
it's so good about rich people in mexico city oh oh wow we had now i have to
watch that uh yeah because
rich mexicans are my favorite they're my favorite yeah yeah great restaurants
in mexico city i hear
i mean is that the people with the juman right what are they called juman joman
joman joman people
so they at one point they look like um a spanish midfield soccer player okay
and then they mixed it
with you know i mean a regular age right right and then the japanese occurred
but at one point they look
like that it's interesting when people it is funny when the more mixing there
is as time has gone on
yeah like like tiger woods look at his kids he just plays playing this thing
with his son obviously let
me see what tiger woods but his he's got a daughter and a son but it's like you
couldn't tell what that
kid is you'd have no idea what that kid oh the kid islander they always look
hawaiian pacific islander at
the end of the day when you mix enough they're hawaiian yeah yeah yeah what are
you hawaiian you know
who's cute jordan peele and chelsea peretti's kid there's no photo i did see a
photo i mean it was
a through a text or something he was like really cute like handsome almost that's
a big thing people
now celebrities they put their kids up on the internet but they cover their
face with like a
smiley face like ice cream cone it's weird why then then why even have the
photo itself
do you know what i mean like why put up the pic if you don't want to have your
family on there don't
put them on there but then why put them on there and then cover up their face
that seems so strange
it's like just do it or don't do it do you like i miss jordan do you ever miss
people
yeah i mean i don't know him i don't miss him because i don't know yeah i miss
uh he's hanging out
with him every day for so long and then i just kind of miss him well i stayed
on the phone last night
with jay larson for like an hour dude because the story i love that guy so much
he's the best dude and
he's a great guy so funny and dude we called each other because it was like the
old days the hallway was
like dude i saw you that was good it just felt like it felt like the old days
yeah yeah and so jay
called me and he and i or i called jay and we both said the same thing i was
like dude that felt like
it used to feel when it was like i don't know when the store had people coming
and going more and
everyone was finally in town that was fun yeah it was great it's a fun yeah but
i miss there were
some guys that i miss no i want to can you be completely honest with me because
um you did great
last i wasn't going to say anything oh boy but um i'll just get it out of the
way um when i walked
into the improv and i saw you in the dark yeah i got the vibe of you going get
away from me
was that true no you know better no no i'm being real when when have i ever
done that you were sitting
there on your phone you look up at me i look at you and then you went back into
your phone and i just
left the room no that's what happened no i know but i did because it was quiet
in the room but if
when i see you at the store we always say hi what do you mean okay no i'll tell
you what it really was
is i was you're back yeah i was in the middle of a little pain little pain
moment and i was sitting
there in pain until the till the drugs kicked in that was a good fun improv
spot it was great i thought
they were good yeah they were very good yeah yeah they were very good except uh
that girl who left in
your set also left in my side i hate that what are you doing i mean that i i in
the middle of a setup
you don't go you don't stand up in the front row and leave i have to say
something where are you going
where the are you going right now right now yeah right now yeah yeah there's
there's there's an obvious
piss break which is when the house goes up yeah and brings people on that's
your way out in between
comics yeah yeah or or yeah sit it out in the middle of the set it's a joke
joke joke and then when
there's a little break between jokes then get up and get out as fast as you can
but not when you're
like in the middle of a setup it's like right when you're starting to tell a
joke and someone's like
and they get and you're like yeah because then everybody goes what's that guy
doing is he gonna
where's he headed to in the main room something happened where i i told one
joke that i knew that
some people didn't aren't gonna like and then i looked to my left and these two
girls were so
tuned out at me i stopped the show and i look at him and go ah you guys are
tuned out and one girl
did this and this isn't even fun i don't know what she was doing she just goes
like that she goes
oh she showed your feet i put her feet in my face right with two feet coming up
right like what the
is that and i just walked to the other side of the stage i go that's weird i've
never seen
that before in my life what the are you doing it was almost it was like
you yeah double double with my feet yeah yeah i'm gonna ask you another thing
is have you ever had this happen you're at a club comedy club yeah there's a
woman there yeah
very attractive sure but there's crazy in their eyes oh yeah and so then you
have to and she was
like she you know and i can tell that when she gave me a hug it was like her
chest into me and that
she wouldn't let go oh wow right she was gonna kill you right and i and she
goes
she looks at me like what are we doing and i go oh no i i'm seeing somebody oh
she was looking to
yeah because yeah carlos have you ever met anybody that you're like i think it's
crazy and i can't do
it or do you do it he goes 60 40. like when i was younger i would do it more
now i try not to but also
fail so i usually i think it's 100 fail for you yeah i usually yeah yeah yeah
don't do 64. don't
do 64. i know i try how about you when i see people back in the day crazy eyes
yeah crazy eyes
immediately i run for the hills she was hot but crazy eyes yeah the hot ones do
have crazy
eyes yeah yeah but if she's hot i know but it's like i i i understand that i
was i it was a it was a
dilemma you did the right thing i think so because you don't want crazy eyes in
the morning she's like
i moved in i know yeah that's what i mean that's my u-haul yeah yeah i figured
that's okay yeah yeah
well when they say crazy things like i make fresh pasta from scratch oh no see
i'm intrigued you are
yeah no no a fresh pasta i'm into a fresh pasta your third line in i make i'm i'm
you know what i mean
i'm candace right hey can i live in la oh i make fresh pasta you do scratch
that's crazy i would love
fresh pasta oh third end you're fine fresh pasta she didn't say i like hand
pluck goose feathers she's
not like i kill geese in my backyard it's some arbitrary like information that
like shouldn't be
in the third thing as long as the arbitrary information is something cool like
i make something
neat i do an artistic thing that's cool but if she said okay i'm gonna say
something okay
hi hi how are you my name is lisbon hey lisbon i live in burbank oh oh great
yeah i know burbank
yeah and you know the end of lamp fixtures i suck on those you do crazy i love
it all right
i have so many lamps you like that you like that's filled with lamps so that's
not nuts to you not
at all okay hi hey hi yeah um hey bobby i'm such a big fan what's your name chandela
chandela chandela
like chandelier and andrea chandela okay hi chandela that's my mom was a chandelier
uh salesperson
okay my dad's name was andrea okay what's the arbitrary thing my name is chandela
yes
i live on the west side okay i live by santa monica it's it's yeah i know what
the west side i know
what the west side i have a nuclear bomb it won't get to us google do you know
that yeah i do
anyway i floss my teeth with my own hair i just want to let you know yeah yeah
what do you say
that's fine that wouldn't turn you off i don't think that would turn me off she
takes her hair
flosses her teeth puts it back yeah like when women do that wouldn't turn you
off that turns you off if
use her hair to floss that turns you off me too way more than me too then maybe
more than sucking on
a lamp thing yeah yeah no i think that's pretty normal if you floss with your
hair and then put
your hair back like it never happened and this is every day yeah what about
this when i had a girl
we were taking a shower together and she peed in the shower love i love that
pee on me yeah but you
know what and i'm i'm fine with that oh but when i poo in the bathtub it's armageddon
it is it should
be yeah yeah yeah it's like whoa you could do that and i can't when i'm taking
a bath two different
things they are yeah completely okay i don't know you know that yeah but um hi
what hi i'm cassette
like like a tape cassette i don't know what that is i'm 25. oh hey cassette hi
i'm such a big fan of
bad friends oh thank you cassette i love you anyway i got a um another set to
do i i live in venice
do you want to come over to my house you what what on what street lincoln wayward
oh i know where
who are they yeah very specific i collect dead pigeons i embalm them and my
house is filled with
them your taxidermy no what do you call it i call it just pigeon girl i'm
pigeon girl oh yeah i'm out
really i'm out i have huge tits
okay what else and i love korean men that's a win well third thing and then i'm
in give me one good
one i homemade i make homemade pasta i'm out i'm out yeah yeah okay if she okay
i want to say if she
looked like margot robbie hot right so hot hot so hot right she's so beautiful
and she had crazy eyes
yeah right the floss would be fine i think the pasta would be fine pasta's
obviously fine yeah it's fine
dead pigeons all over the house taxidermy pitch i think dead pigeons would be
fine too
if it's margot robbie margot robbie what about you if you were not with your
wife i would have to
get in and get out i'd be like look let's hang out once but if you start with
pigeons where else does
it go but you have to wear a condom with the pigeon lady yeah no what if i mean
dude this is what
happens because you know what trisha paytas said you knock up a pigeon lady no
but you know how there
are women in at hollywood clubs that seek celebrities to get impregnated by
them oh yeah there's a lot of
those i know you got to be careful you're out there hanging out having fun
being single and it's
like you never know some girl could be miss lee i know but what i do is i do um
edging and i edge and i don't come do you do that yeah but you know edging
still leaks a little bit
your pipes aren't closed anymore why does it leak because you're we're getting
older you're gonna
leave yeah yeah like after you go to the bathroom after you take a piss you
piss your pants a little
bit afterwards i do i know how do you know how do you know how do you know how
do you know we all do
you

Bobby Lee Discovers Ancient 'Big Head' People

the ancient big head people scientists uncover a lost human in asia with an
abnormally large skull
that lived alongside homo sapiens a hundred thousand they're called asians what
are you
talking about big head people yeah that's what they did that that's just what
they just call
them asians dude is that what they just called them big head people yeah yeah
look at how okay
well how big is it i can't from that photo i can't tell this is what they like
a mock-up of them
he looks what the that looks like what's his name who works at the store yeah
yeah but is that why
koreans have such big heads because they intermingled a little bit yeah that's
right yeah
there's a um i don't know what the people are called in in korea or in japan
but there was a
there's a type of people that were they didn't look asian but they're mixed
with asians and that's why
japanese people look the way they do it's nicotine okay i'm not vaping weed at
work i don't know dude
we don't know anymore we don't know anymore we don't know we know no we know we
know how about
that how about we know yeah we know bro i'm not smoking weed at work that or
like vape whenever
you've seen me you're smoking weed outside of work though i'm not vaping weed
or anything like that
i'm not dude what's the truth the truth is that but did you take something last
week
what do you mean what do you mean oh i bad here at work dude i'd never come to
work high okay but
you do it off of work i have yes yes a little bit yeah i know but i'm not like
because when i saw you
in that alleyway when i saw you in the alleyway you did look stoned you looked
stoned dude when
when i caught you in the alleyway dude that was a whole were you not high i was
not high that night
nothing i was embarrassed because i was with the no dude there's something
going on what do you mean
you were embarrassed you were with a girl that's no there was a girl and a guy
oh right yeah yeah and
then they were doing some sort of like some sexual three-way and i was you have
a threesome no i
didn't but i was embarrassed bobby caught me like striking out with a girl oh
well yeah it's kind of
funny yeah yeah but but i didn't bring like you've never seen me vape weed in
australia here ever never
did you did you hook up with the guy and not the girl no but he was like more
interested in like
talking to me it was weird what is with me later really yeah yeah oh yeah i
watched this reality
show this week and i only related to the gay men on it okay anyway what's going
on what's it called
mexican dynasties i loved it have i seen this have we seen this mexican dynasties
can reality show
it's so good about rich people in mexico city oh oh wow we had now i have to
watch that uh yeah because
rich mexicans are my favorite they're my favorite yeah yeah great restaurants
in mexico city i hear
i mean is that the people with the juman right what are they called juman joman
joman joman people
so they at one point they look like um a spanish midfield soccer player okay
and then they mixed it
with you know i mean a regular age right right and then the japanese occurred
but at one point they look
like that it's interesting when people it is funny when the more mixing there
is as time has gone on
yeah like like tiger woods look at his kids he just plays playing this thing
with his son obviously let
me see what tiger woods but his he's got a daughter and a son but it's like you
couldn't tell what that
kid is you'd have no idea what that kid oh the kid islander they always look
hawaiian pacific islander at
the end of the day when you mix enough they're hawaiian yeah yeah yeah what are
you hawaiian you know
who's cute jordan peele and chelsea peretti's kid there's no photo i did see a
photo i mean it was
a through a text or something he was like really cute like handsome almost that's
a big thing people
now celebrities they put their kids up on the internet but they cover their
face with like a
smiley face like ice cream cone it's weird why then then why even have the
photo itself
do you know what i mean like why put up the pic if you don't want to have your
family on there don't
put them on there but then why put them on there and then cover up their face
that seems so strange
it's like just do it or don't do it do you like i miss jordan do you ever miss
people
yeah i mean i don't know him i don't miss him because i don't know yeah i miss
uh he's hanging out
with him every day for so long and then i just kind of miss him well i stayed
on the phone last night
with jay larson for like an hour dude because the story i love that guy so much
he's the best dude and
he's a great guy so funny and dude we called each other because it was like the
old days the hallway was
like dude i saw you that was good it just felt like it felt like the old days
yeah yeah and so jay
called me and he and i or i called jay and we both said the same thing i was
like dude that felt like
it used to feel when it was like i don't know when the store had people coming
and going more and
everyone was finally in town that was fun yeah it was great it's a fun yeah but
i miss there were
some guys that i miss no i want to can you be completely honest with me because
um you did great
last i wasn't going to say anything oh boy but um i'll just get it out of the
way um when i walked
into the improv and i saw you in the dark yeah i got the vibe of you going get
away from me
was that true no you know better no no i'm being real when when have i ever
done that you were sitting
there on your phone you look up at me i look at you and then you went back into
your phone and i just
left the room no that's what happened no i know but i did because it was quiet
in the room but if
when i see you at the store we always say hi what do you mean okay no i'll tell
you what it really was
is i was you're back yeah i was in the middle of a little pain little pain
moment and i was sitting
there in pain until the till the drugs kicked in that was a good fun improv
spot it was great i thought
they were good yeah they were very good yeah yeah they were very good except uh
that girl who left in
your set also left in my side i hate that what are you doing i mean that i i in
the middle of a setup
you don't go you don't stand up in the front row and leave i have to say
something where are you going
where the are you going right now right now yeah right now yeah yeah there's
there's there's an obvious
piss break which is when the house goes up yeah and brings people on that's
your way out in between
comics yeah yeah or or yeah sit it out in the middle of the set it's a joke
joke joke and then when
there's a little break between jokes then get up and get out as fast as you can
but not when you're
like in the middle of a setup it's like right when you're starting to tell a
joke and someone's like
and they get and you're like yeah because then everybody goes what's that guy
doing is he gonna
where's he headed to in the main room something happened where i i told one
joke that i knew that
some people didn't aren't gonna like and then i looked to my left and these two
girls were so
tuned out at me i stopped the show and i look at him and go ah you guys are
tuned out and one girl
did this and this isn't even fun i don't know what she was doing she just goes
like that she goes
oh she showed your feet i put her feet in my face right with two feet coming up
right like what the
is that and i just walked to the other side of the stage i go that's weird i've
never seen
that before in my life what the are you doing it was almost it was like
you yeah double double with my feet yeah yeah i'm gonna ask you another thing
is have you ever had this happen you're at a club comedy club yeah there's a
woman there yeah
very attractive sure but there's crazy in their eyes oh yeah and so then you
have to and she was
like she you know and i can tell that when she gave me a hug it was like her
chest into me and that
she wouldn't let go oh wow right she was gonna kill you right and i and she
goes
she looks at me like what are we doing and i go oh no i i'm seeing somebody oh
she was looking to
yeah because yeah carlos have you ever met anybody that you're like i think it's
crazy and i can't do
it or do you do it he goes 60 40. like when i was younger i would do it more
now i try not to but also
fail so i usually i think it's 100 fail for you yeah i usually yeah yeah yeah
don't do 64. don't
do 64. i know i try how about you when i see people back in the day crazy eyes
yeah crazy eyes
immediately i run for the hills she was hot but crazy eyes yeah the hot ones do
have crazy
eyes yeah yeah but if she's hot i know but it's like i i i understand that i
was i it was a it was a
dilemma you did the right thing i think so because you don't want crazy eyes in
the morning she's like
i moved in i know yeah that's what i mean that's my u-haul yeah yeah i figured
that's okay yeah yeah
well when they say crazy things like i make fresh pasta from scratch oh no see
i'm intrigued you are
yeah no no a fresh pasta i'm into a fresh pasta your third line in i make i'm i'm
you know what i mean
i'm candace right hey can i live in la oh i make fresh pasta you do scratch
that's crazy i would love
fresh pasta oh third end you're fine fresh pasta she didn't say i like hand
pluck goose feathers she's
not like i kill geese in my backyard it's some arbitrary like information that
like shouldn't be
in the third thing as long as the arbitrary information is something cool like
i make something
neat i do an artistic thing that's cool but if she said okay i'm gonna say
something okay
hi hi how are you my name is lisbon hey lisbon i live in burbank oh oh great
yeah i know burbank
yeah and you know the end of lamp fixtures i suck on those you do crazy i love
it all right
i have so many lamps you like that you like that's filled with lamps so that's
not nuts to you not
at all okay hi hey hi yeah um hey bobby i'm such a big fan what's your name chandela
chandela chandela
like chandelier and andrea chandela okay hi chandela that's my mom was a chandelier
uh salesperson
okay my dad's name was andrea okay what's the arbitrary thing my name is chandela
yes
i live on the west side okay i live by santa monica it's it's yeah i know what
the west side i know
what the west side i have a nuclear bomb it won't get to us google do you know
that yeah i do
anyway i floss my teeth with my own hair i just want to let you know yeah yeah
what do you say
that's fine that wouldn't turn you off i don't think that would turn me off she
takes her hair
flosses her teeth puts it back yeah like when women do that wouldn't turn you
off that turns you off if
use her hair to floss that turns you off me too way more than me too then maybe
more than sucking on
a lamp thing yeah yeah no i think that's pretty normal if you floss with your
hair and then put
your hair back like it never happened and this is every day yeah what about
this when i had a girl
we were taking a shower together and she peed in the shower love i love that
pee on me yeah but you
know what and i'm i'm fine with that oh but when i poo in the bathtub it's armageddon
it is it should
be yeah yeah yeah it's like whoa you could do that and i can't when i'm taking
a bath two different
things they are yeah completely okay i don't know you know that yeah but um hi
what hi i'm cassette
like like a tape cassette i don't know what that is i'm 25. oh hey cassette hi
i'm such a big fan of
bad friends oh thank you cassette i love you anyway i got a um another set to
do i i live in venice
do you want to come over to my house you what what on what street lincoln wayward
oh i know where
who are they yeah very specific i collect dead pigeons i embalm them and my
house is filled with
them your taxidermy no what do you call it i call it just pigeon girl i'm
pigeon girl oh yeah i'm out
really i'm out i have huge tits
okay what else and i love korean men that's a win well third thing and then i'm
in give m