Name: We're Taking Dax Flame to Japan
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We're Taking Dax Flame to Japan' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-05. Transcript available.

do you hook up on the first date or no um generally or no i if i felt
comfortable with someone
and there was a good yeah then i then i would be comfortable too
i believe that
i believe that
if you had an unlimited budget to take a girl out on a date to to a restaurant
or whatever
where are you taking it we're paying bad friends are paying don't worry about
it no like how about
this a weekend a getaway right you we will pay for everything you just tell us
what sky's the limit
yeah where do you want to where do you want to go we will we're travel agents
yeah and you know
tokyo little little tokyo yeah little tokyo in downtown la right that's what
you mean or tokyo
japan uh tokyo japan okay okay tokyo japan that's great so um do you write that
down tokyo i did i
heard it yeah yeah yeah it's a little expensive it is but we're gonna do it
okay yeah so um and
first class mm-hmm ah for both of you uh-huh first class both of them
interesting yeah that'll be
cheap yeah what hotel like we're already ten thousand yeah we're deep this is
bad yeah yeah
park hyatt what hotel yeah yeah that's okay okay how much how much is the park
i lost in translation
yeah a couple thousand a night a couple thousand yeah how many nights is that i
think how long you
stay there a couple weeks oh okay 14 14 times what that's two and a half
thousand yeah yeah so we're
talking about 30 grand along with the flights 40 we're about 50 grand we're
sinking right now yeah
yeah 50 grand and then um dreams of sushi you want to go see you're on this
yeah yeah subway okay that's
another five grand two grand five five grand yeah from hero all right can we go
out just like you
know like dumplings and stuff after that or now for a couple days okay oh he's
got demands okay and so
then what are some of the activities you would like to do
you should probably just walk around and look yeah okay that'll be cheap that's
cheap thank god yeah
this guy's gonna buy a bullet train or something yeah have you been to japan
before yes and you loved
it i got the flu so that's why i want to go back and not get sick wait you got
the flu on your way
there once you got there on day two oh my god what was that like depressing how
did you how did you get
it do you think you got it from traveling yeah probably from just from traffic
was it a bug or the
physical like you were i i they told me it was the flu because then i went and
like went to the doctor to
see if i needed any medicine and they said it was the flu it was before coven
after wow wow wow that's
incredible and how long are you there with the flu uh one week so one day
healthy and then six days
sick and then i went back so you were in bed for six days well yeah i mean the
second day i was kind
of like just kind of like walking around but feeling bad and i was like i'm
just gonna relax at my hotel
and then i just started to feel really bad wow so you spent six days in a hotel
basically
yes would you go with just solo
dax you're by yourself sick and sick in japan by yourself that's the saddest
did you ever write a
song about this no you should okay sick in japan sing it now sick in japan let's
hear it here it is
ladies and gentlemen the debut of sick in japan by dax flame i was excited
bought my ticket let's take
this trip well it's awesome going around but there's something else going
around it's the flu
and i miss you wow wow sick in japan sick in japan
pretty sick yeah did you fly first class no why'd you ask first class for this
trip yeah what's going
on you said unlimited budget we did yeah it's true that's my bad i gotta be
honest with you
i kind of want to send this him to japan i know like i really now we feel bad i
want you to go uh
i'll go okay should we pay for him to go to japan i think that's a rad move
would you would you love that i would love that but no pressure but how about
this here's the here's
the twist you've got to go to lax right now uh twist would be yeah you have to
leave from the
podcast and go to you have to go literally now um you might not even be able to
go home yeah we'll
buy you a kimono okay right one of those you know i mean chopstick hair things
you gotta put those what
do you think dax would you go to japan right now if we bought you a ticket
there's two flights tonight
i do need my laptop why you want to watch netflix what are you doing so i can
edit
yeah he wants to be able to edit and shoot oh edit your shit yeah because i
have videos that i have
to post still okay make new ones or we could maybe bring a friend of yours to
shoot he's going to work
out there right no he's got to go alone because he wants to relive that solo
experience in japan
that's the beauty of japan am i right uh yeah who shoots with you normally uh
my friend yeah i met
him yeah we met him we met him i think we should send him to japan dude let's
see my mind like
singapore no that's that more what's cheaper what's cheaper yeah mongolia or
something yeah
i mean would you like to go to mongolia uh i don't know anything about it there's
a go it's great
there's a genghis khan museum that'd be cool yeah yeah and you like mongolian
beef yes they got a lot of
that they got that there it is right i gotta tell you and the eagle look at the
eagle do you like
mongolian eagles baby that looks pretty cool yeah like i'd like to see that
dude look at how much
you know you're gonna you're gonna get sick out there no way you get healthier
if anything yeah
i managed us on a donkey with the eagle on our arm dude you and i that's three
going there now i'm
watching that's you and me and that's you me and bobby that's bobby with you
imagine imagine that life
the fresh air it does look like really really refreshing yeah interesting i
really want to send
him to japan okay japan i really mean it i'm not even kidding for the show i
really want to send him
to japan well let's just do it man okay fine we're gonna send you to japan look
at that though
huh cool have you ever seen a skeleton cow what is that next door that lady
that's that's insane
looking mongolia dude what is that cow that's a cow wow what time is it right
now what time is it
it's eight eight oh one what is there a midnight flight would you really go
tonight if we booked you a
flight well i would have to get my passport yeah we'd send you home and of
course okay there's an 11 20.
i am supposed to go to new york on friday why because someone wanted me to come
make videos for
them would you rather go to japan um could i do both you want us to well just
we'll fly you round
trip from la to japan and back so you leave tonight at midnight 11 20 pm you
lose two days you know that
right let's see we'll be getting back when you come back yeah is it really that
long well he has to stop
there's only a stop at night there's no direct at night huh 22 hours you
willing to stop stop it's 10
hours yeah yeah because you want to go to japan can we stop him in mongolia at
least
there's gonna be a cheaper way how much is it 9 40 you have a five hour stop he
wants first class though
dude i mean first which is first class class is so expensive just to see what
it is how much is
first class 20 000 20 000 that's how much it cost to go to japan both ways or
just one way that's
got to be both ways it's got to be both ways round trip we hope so and what's
business
that's insane 20 grand yeah we do business right we do business when we travel
we better be doing
business yeah yeah we don't do first holy holy holy imagine that imagine how
many little japanese
guys can do that they just do that all the time like little japanese businessmen
they fly that all
the time little huh some of them are bigger which ones that's true yeah yeah
there's business 5 000
let me say this and i'm not kidding i'm not making a joke when you get back
from new york
you call the boys and we are immediately going to book you a flight to japan
wow okay i'll do it if you
still want to then no i want to now cool we will do it the boys know we will
book you a flight to
japan i want to go though you want to go with them no okay but don't you want
to go let's all go
well we're going to korea aren't we we're going to korea that's what you say
but i don't know man
you not want to go i do want to go but is that real yeah it's literally i have
to go so i know you
have to go so you but who's gonna fly me there they will but they're gonna give
me a business
of course okay okay yes i'm acting like a baby yeah i'd like to go of course
you're gonna go i'll go
dax dax will you go to korea with us yeah dude how funny if he got sick again
in japan oh i'm gonna
get him sick the second time yeah yeah we can plan that even one of the
funniest things i've ever seen
in my life we get him sick on purpose to the second trip to japan do you speak
japanese no try
kenichiwa good very good that's all you need you're done dude i thought it was
a japanese
say it again ohio gozaimasu when they walk into the restaurant yeah yeah i get
that it's funny
you're scared of doing the accent i know uh yeah yeah yeah yeah you are scared
of it i don't know
yeah i don't know how that would sound yeah yeah but you've never done it at
home like come on dax
you know you've done different accents at home not on camera because you know
you're afraid to get
canceled to to do the japanese accent while speaking japanese yeah at home in
your privacy you do it
um maybe yeah i mean you've done you've done like urban guys at home you know
what i mean
maybe i can't remember specific yeah yeah you how about rednecks have you done
can you do a redneck
you know i mean impression you could because it's white go ahead hey y'all hey
hey do you do you like
do you do you like uh trailers i do do you yeah yeah we do you have one for
sale yeah how much yeah
well tell us about it i don't want to just buy it okay yeah you're right how
much you got
what that's not how it works explain to me what kind of trailer what's what
what are the convenient
things about it and the utilities and just like a trailer hitch and that's we
always we always
wanted a trailer hitch yeah yeah what else uh little uh bed just a bed we love
little pets
little bed to bed yeah a little bit of bed a little bit of a medium bed to bed
yeah okay we'll get a medium bed about yeah and what else tv oh what kind of
color color tv yeah
what kind of screen oh that's nice how big 36 inch tv wow that's not big at all
not big at all but
okay 48 inches that's still pretty small yeah that's fine what else is there is
there um a bathroom
yeah okay how many one two one or losing your accent sir where are you from
yeah where are you really
from sir you're from texas yeah yeah what part dallas really where oh my
cousins my cousins live in
dallas they just moved there which uh which area north of dallas like frisco we
love yeah don't we
love north we love north of dallas we love it there nice piano bars so are you
gonna sell us this trailer
yep what are you asking for it fifteen thousand dollars no wow that's like a
flight to japan
oh my god he's having a nervous break that's what i was so weird seems like
yeah is that what you're
doing you selling everything because you're moving to japan yeah did something
happen yeah i got sick last
time i was there
we should bring him to uh yeah i know don't say it yeah don't say it out loud
yeah yeah
we got some plans for you bud you like us as fan we feel like family to you
yeah you do can i ask
you a question uh me specifically or yeah okay go ahead my friend said she met
you and she said that
i'm friends with dex and you said oh wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop don't
hold on stop i know what you're gonna say and i know there's a true story i
know yes it is your
friend's lying okay no yeah yeah and i did it in a funny way you know you know
how funny i am right
right i do things in a comedic way right do i not you do right everything i say
is like with it with
the hint of like comedy right say what she said no i didn't say it what did she
say she said bobby said
that guy smells weird did you say dax smells weird one of our brothers yeah
smells weird
i didn't ask about the body language how do you feel about that bud do you
think dax smells weird is
that how you perceive him dude he's our friend let's can we work out the
conversation here okay yeah
oh i'm friends with dax yeah he smells weird what do you talk what do you mean
i was kidding that's not
funny i know maybe it wasn't my bad all right he doesn't feel it smell weird
that's why i could say
it but that's really mean i think yeah can you call him and tell him your
friend right she has another
thing coming now okay right and um i said it in a comedic way but when you
started talking i knew
exactly what you were talking about because when i said it and this is what a
great friend she is
she was so mad on your behalf she was pissed oh my god yeah will you call she's
like what she goes
what the do you mean great and i go i'm just kidding will you call her right
now yeah is that why you
shower today before can i text her and ask her if yeah texture yeah texture
because i want because
bobby's willing to apologize because let me say something about my best friend
bobby lee he will
he will make up for his mistakes always am i right oh god am i right i hate
being embarrassed you make
good you always make good you always have he's done everyone right so can i
just say another thing i i'm
i'm proud of you dax because it's something it's not it's something that you
wouldn't say right right
i i feel like you're like i want to right you would hold things within yourself
because you're kind of
shy and you were very confrontational there oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i didn't
want to make you
uncomfortable by confronting you i asked her if i told her okay i said can i
call you i want to ask
you about the smell thing on bad friends and what'd she say nothing hasn't
replied i turned it off of
silent mode so that okay i can't believe that i believe every second of it no i
cannot believe it
i honestly do i didn't say it in like to be like offensive it was just like a
funny thing
we know it was a joke i know but it's like but she she was being a good friend
to you
what did she say she said no he doesn't what the do you mean by that i was like
oh it's just
just kidding she's kidding and she was like no it sounded real and i'm like how
did you meet this
person at the store i don't remember i i know that she was i think at the
improv at the improv is what
happened yeah she performed oh she's a comic yes she comics oh right to comedy
she's new to comedy
well new to stand up stand-up comedy and so um now when she said it to you was
she saying it like
be careful of that guy he's an no okay what is how did she say it she just told
me that story
oh my god i'm embarrassed was this the girl with it that we talked about the
other night no
some complete i've never seen her before she seemed super nice
you know i mean she was a little nervous about comedy because she even said
that i think she's
like i'm not i'm new to this right you'll be fine or something you know i mean
and then
she goes i'm friends with dax and i go oh yeah he smells weird and she goes
what the
fuck no the same girl i would not say that again
one and done yeah i'm so sorry can i say something thank you i apologize i
accept no i don't know really
listen okay well i don't have a sense of smell so i i it's something i'm i take
showers whenever i'm
going to be around people and because i can't tell anymore since i lost my
sense of smell a couple
years ago from covet so you can't smell at all yeah seriously yeah nothing
nothing oh my god
now do you feel bad yeah i'm going to tell you something right now that's not
true you don't smell
bad you don't okay i've never you've never smelled bad i've never even smelled
you all when would i had
the opportunity to well he's here you don't hug that that's what i said i said
um i'm usually
sitting like seven yeah and when we when you leave we never we're never we don't
cross paths you know
so i want to say something okay i said it as a joke to i don't know i was
listen i want to say
something to you okay i honestly i love you so much yeah and i'm it's a
blessing that you get to do our
show i mean that we have you on our show came out weird yeah yeah i do it's no
no no that's not what
i'm at what i'm saying it's a blessing that you do our show we think you're an
asset you make our show
so much more interesting and fun i agree i mean you're so important to us i
would never do anything
to burn this bridge i really think that you're you're a sweet guy you're a
funny guy i think you're
brave when you did that show with us at the comedy store in the main room it
was in the main room you
know how difficult that was you crushed it thank you i mean i only see you as
an ally and a and a brother
and i said it i was trying to act cool because she was a she was hot your
friend her his friend is
beautiful right so i'm sorry thank you but you know what boppy occasionally
will use comedy
to deflect when he's uncomfortable so maybe she her beauty blew him away would
you want me to say
anything to her yeah i'm sorry that she had to hear that okay okay no that's
not no what do you want
us it was a joke tell her clearly he's kidding no i apologize okay all right
let's squash it squash the
beef i wasn't yeah i didn't feel offended good thank you dax have you ever been
offended by us on this
show no good we love you so anyway look in the camera thank you for being a bad
friend the best
is

We're Taking Dax Flame to Japan

do you hook up on the first date or no um generally or no i if i felt
comfortable with someone
and there was a good yeah then i then i would be comfortable too
i believe that
i believe that
if you had an unlimited budget to take a girl out on a date to to a restaurant
or whatever
where are you taking it we're paying bad friends are paying don't worry about
it no like how about
this a weekend a getaway right you we will pay for everything you just tell us
what sky's the limit
yeah where do you want to where do you want to go we will we're travel agents
yeah and you know
tokyo little little tokyo yeah little tokyo in downtown la right that's what
you mean or tokyo
japan uh tokyo japan okay okay tokyo japan that's great so um do you write that
down tokyo i did i
heard it yeah yeah yeah it's a little expensive it is but we're gonna do it
okay yeah so um and
first class mm-hmm ah for both of you uh-huh first class both of them
interesting yeah that'll be
cheap yeah what hotel like we're already ten thousand yeah we're deep this is
bad yeah yeah
park hyatt what hotel yeah yeah that's okay okay how much how much is the park
i lost in translation
yeah a couple thousand a night a couple thousand yeah how many nights is that i
think how long you
stay there a couple weeks oh okay 14 14 times what that's two and a half
thousand yeah yeah so we're
talking about 30 grand along with the flights 40 we're about 50 grand we're
sinking right now yeah
yeah 50 grand and then um dreams of sushi you want to go see you're on this
yeah yeah subway okay that's
another five grand two grand five five grand yeah from hero all right can we go
out just like you
know like dumplings and stuff after that or now for a couple days okay oh he's
got demands okay and so
then what are some of the activities you would like to do
you should probably just walk around and look yeah okay that'll be cheap that's
cheap thank god yeah
this guy's gonna buy a bullet train or something yeah have you been to japan
before yes and you loved
it i got the flu so that's why i want to go back and not get sick wait you got
the flu on your way
there once you got there on day two oh my god what was that like depressing how
did you how did you get
it do you think you got it from traveling yeah probably from just from traffic
was it a bug or the
physical like you were i i they told me it was the flu because then i went and
like went to the doctor to
see if i needed any medicine and they said it was the flu it was before coven
after wow wow wow that's
incredible and how long are you there with the flu uh one week so one day
healthy and then six days
sick and then i went back so you were in bed for six days well yeah i mean the
second day i was kind
of like just kind of like walking around but feeling bad and i was like i'm
just gonna relax at my hotel
and then i just started to feel really bad wow so you spent six days in a hotel
basically
yes would you go with just solo
dax you're by yourself sick and sick in japan by yourself that's the saddest
did you ever write a
song about this no you should okay sick in japan sing it now sick in japan let's
hear it here it is
ladies and gentlemen the debut of sick in japan by dax flame i was excited
bought my ticket let's take
this trip well it's awesome going around but there's something else going
around it's the flu
and i miss you wow wow sick in japan sick in japan
pretty sick yeah did you fly first class no why'd you ask first class for this
trip yeah what's going
on you said unlimited budget we did yeah it's true that's my bad i gotta be
honest with you
i kind of want to send this him to japan i know like i really now we feel bad i
want you to go uh
i'll go okay should we pay for him to go to japan i think that's a rad move
would you would you love that i would love that but no pressure but how about
this here's the here's
the twist you've got to go to lax right now uh twist would be yeah you have to
leave from the
podcast and go to you have to go literally now um you might not even be able to
go home yeah we'll
buy you a kimono okay right one of those you know i mean chopstick hair things
you gotta put those what
do you think dax would you go to japan right now if we bought you a ticket
there's two flights tonight
i do need my laptop why you want to watch netflix what are you doing so i can
edit
yeah he wants to be able to edit and shoot oh edit your shit yeah because i
have videos that i have
to post still okay make new ones or we could maybe bring a friend of yours to
shoot he's going to work
out there right no he's got to go alone because he wants to relive that solo
experience in japan
that's the beauty of japan am i right uh yeah who shoots with you normally uh
my friend yeah i met
him yeah we met him we met him i think we should send him to japan dude let's
see my mind like
singapore no that's that more what's cheaper what's cheaper yeah mongolia or
something yeah
i mean would you like to go to mongolia uh i don't know anything about it there's
a go it's great
there's a genghis khan museum that'd be cool yeah yeah and you like mongolian
beef yes they got a lot of
that they got that there it is right i gotta tell you and the eagle look at the
eagle do you like
mongolian eagles baby that looks pretty cool yeah like i'd like to see that
dude look at how much
you know you're gonna you're gonna get sick out there no way you get healthier
if anything yeah
i managed us on a donkey with the eagle on our arm dude you and i that's three
going there now i'm
watching that's you and me and that's you me and bobby that's bobby with you
imagine imagine that life
the fresh air it does look like really really refreshing yeah interesting i
really want to send
him to japan okay japan i really mean it i'm not even kidding for the show i
really want to send him
to japan well let's just do it man okay fine we're gonna send you to japan look
at that though
huh cool have you ever seen a skeleton cow what is that next door that lady
that's that's insane
looking mongolia dude what is that cow that's a cow wow what time is it right
now what time is it
it's eight eight oh one what is there a midnight flight would you really go
tonight if we booked you a
flight well i would have to get my passport yeah we'd send you home and of
course okay there's an 11 20.
i am supposed to go to new york on friday why because someone wanted me to come
make videos for
them would you rather go to japan um could i do both you want us to well just
we'll fly you round
trip from la to japan and back so you leave tonight at midnight 11 20 pm you
lose two days you know that
right let's see we'll be getting back when you come back yeah is it really that
long well he has to stop
there's only a stop at night there's no direct at night huh 22 hours you
willing to stop stop it's 10
hours yeah yeah because you want to go to japan can we stop him in mongolia at
least
there's gonna be a cheaper way how much is it 9 40 you have a five hour stop he
wants first class though
dude i mean first which is first class class is so expensive just to see what
it is how much is
first class 20 000 20 000 that's how much it cost to go to japan both ways or
just one way that's
got to be both ways it's got to be both ways round trip we hope so and what's
business
that's insane 20 grand yeah we do business right we do business when we travel
we better be doing
business yeah yeah we don't do first holy holy holy imagine that imagine how
many little japanese
guys can do that they just do that all the time like little japanese businessmen
they fly that all
the time little huh some of them are bigger which ones that's true yeah yeah
there's business 5 000
let me say this and i'm not kidding i'm not making a joke when you get back
from new york
you call the boys and we are immediately going to book you a flight to japan
wow okay i'll do it if you
still want to then no i want to now cool we will do it the boys know we will
book you a flight to
japan i want to go though you want to go with them no okay but don't you want
to go let's all go
well we're going to korea aren't we we're going to korea that's what you say
but i don't know man
you not want to go i do want to go but is that real yeah it's literally i have
to go so i know you
have to go so you but who's gonna fly me there they will but they're gonna give
me a business
of course okay okay yes i'm acting like a baby yeah i'd like to go of course
you're gonna go i'll go
dax dax will you go to korea with us yeah dude how funny if he got sick again
in japan oh i'm gonna
get him sick the second time yeah yeah we can plan that even one of the
funniest things i've ever seen
in my life we get him sick on purpose to the second trip to japan do you speak
japanese no try
kenichiwa good very good that's all you need you're done dude i thought it was
a japanese
say it again ohio gozaimasu when they walk into the restaurant yeah yeah i get
that it's funny
you're scared of doing the accent i know uh yeah yeah yeah yeah you are scared
of it i don't know
yeah i don't know how that would sound yeah yeah but you've never done it at
home like come on dax
you know you've done different accents at home not on camera because you know
you're afraid to get
canceled to to do the japanese accent while speaking japanese yeah at home in
your privacy you do it
um maybe yeah i mean you've done you've done like urban guys at home you know
what i mean
maybe i can't remember specific yeah yeah you how about rednecks have you done
can you do a redneck
you know i mean impression you could because it's white go ahead hey y'all hey
hey do you do you like
do you do you like uh trailers i do do you yeah yeah we do you have one for
sale yeah how much yeah
well tell us about it i don't want to just buy it okay yeah you're right how
much you got
what that's not how it works explain to me what kind of trailer what's what
what are the convenient
things about it and the utilities and just like a trailer hitch and that's we
always we always
wanted a trailer hitch yeah yeah what else uh little uh bed just a bed we love
little pets
little bed to bed yeah a little bit of bed a little bit of a medium bed to bed
yeah okay we'll get a medium bed about yeah and what else tv oh what kind of
color color tv yeah
what kind of screen oh that's nice how big 36 inch tv wow that's not big at all
not big at all but
okay 48 inches that's still pretty small yeah that's fine what else is there is
there um a bathroom
yeah okay how many one two one or losing your accent sir where are you from
yeah where are you really
from sir you're from texas yeah yeah what part dallas really where oh my
cousins my cousins live in
dallas they just moved there which uh which area north of dallas like frisco we
love yeah don't we
love north we love north of dallas we love it there nice piano bars so are you
gonna sell us this trailer
yep what are you asking for it fifteen thousand dollars no wow that's like a
flight to japan
oh my god he's having a nervous break that's what i was so weird seems like
yeah is that what you're
doing you selling everything because you're moving to japan yeah did something
happen yeah i got sick last
time i was there
we should bring him to uh yeah i know don't say it yeah don't say it out loud
yeah yeah
we got some plans for you bud you like us as fan we feel like family to you
yeah you do can i ask
you a question uh me specifically or yeah okay go ahead my friend said she met
you and she said that
i'm friends with dex and you said oh wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop don't
hold on stop i know what you're gonna say and i know there's a true story i
know yes it is your
friend's lying okay no yeah yeah and i did it in a funny way you know you know
how funny i am right
right i do things in a comedic way right do i not you do right everything i say
is like with it with
the hint of like comedy right say what she said no i didn't say it what did she