Name: Bobby Lee's WORST DAY in School
Uploaded: 2025-03-06T15:30:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's WORST DAY in School' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's WORST DAY in School' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-06. Transcript available.

have i saw a tick tock video the other day there's people just posting how to
make on tick tock do
you know this yeah they put it behind different kinds of music but there was
like guys there
it was just like with music and he was just showing like the coca leaves in the
barrel and
all that stuff they're just now coca leaves are different than cacao cacao is
chocolate right yeah
okay good but they're cousins really chocolate and coca coca coca leaves and coca
chocolate i
think are like cousin plants really i think so cacao and like leaves yeah
because it's cacao leaves
yeah coca the plant yeah it's worldwide psychoactive alkaloid so if i let's
first of all
and then chocolate plant is is the coca plant right yeah but like before there
was if you and i were
living in that time and you you and i are how sorry we were wanderers right
yeah we're just wanderer you
and i nomads nomads and we saw that leaf we wouldn't know what to do with it
well they
started chewing on it that's how they found out the powers of it they chewed on
it and gave them
energy yeah but then who was like oh this would be great in a powder and up my
nose like who's
came up with that who started cocaine yeah mexicans and how how why would you
think that you could do
that like here's what we're saying right albert nieman isolated an active
ingredient coca leaves
which he named cocaine well that's like i found out you know how you know how
microwaves were invented oh
should teach me there was a guy who had a bar of chocolate in his pocket and he
was working near
a a uh a radiactor a radioactive uh radiator or whatever and it melted like
because he was standing
next to it and he was like oh are you being real right now look it up how
microwave watch the first
microwave it was a guy he had a bar of chocolate in his pocket and he it melted
because he was too close
to this radiator or whatever that's called i'm saying it wrong american
engineer percy spencer spencer
spencer was working with a radar set when he noticed a candy bar in his pocket
had melted
he discovered the magnetron tube and the radar set was emitting microwaves that
generated heat
melting the bar of chocolate in his pocket that's how dumb we are we find all
this on accident so all
accidents yeah in therapy this is so shameful i've never shared this before no
you have to but
i did something in third grade about the microwave anyway can i i was living in
minnesota
and there was a girl that lived next to me and there was a rumor that she put a
rabbit in a microwave
yeah and exploded a pet rabbit
yeah and i when i found the rumor right i was so mad i mean i never met a
rabbit
but i was just i just remember as a kid going fucking
fucking explore rabbits man can't do that yeah that's fucking bullshit man bad
right so i would every
time she would walk by in class i would go rabbit killer and she didn't do it
well it was just a rumor right
and one time she cried in class because you kept calling her rabbit rabbit
killer yeah yeah and then
the teacher brought me on in front of the class and sat me down in the chair in
front of the whole
class and goes you're short you know i mean you're little what how does that
feel like he was belittling
me in front of the class because i was making and i started to cry yeah it
touched me taught me a
really big lesson here's a lesson even if it's a rumor you don't say dude keep
it to yourself
give it to yourself also what also that teacher what we got to get that guy we
do where the
fuck is he yeah belittling my friend in front of people that makes you mad that
pisses me off
i wouldn't put up with that really leave him alone you would have said that in
class i would
have been so mad if somebody belittled my friend in class oh yeah yeah i think
now you can do it
i've seen tick tock videos where students talk back the one kid is my favorite
that's like instead
it you you ought to be oh yeah i love that i love that i love that yeah yeah
instead of yeah yeah
what he's like well no no you make it up to me it's like yeah you know you know
you know charles
charles you know i just i you don't you don't pay attention in class right and
yet you're not
putting your essays in early you wonder why kids are failing hold on hold on
hold on you wonder why
let me get that over again i'm not a good teacher you skip a few classes you
don't remember
so charles yeah you know i'm you know i'm tired of your attitude you come to
class late
right you don't seem to like be interested in your book work right and your
essays are all over the
place i mean what is going on plow pal you know you don't really care about us
as youth you don't
invest in us you don't care about our issues and what we care about all you
want to do is get a
paycheck and that's disappointing to me and maybe if you showed a little bit
more love to the students
and cared about our world and what was important to us maybe just maybe we
create a better environment
and a better future that's so good you don't even have to look that up that was
good dude i would
never be able to do that yeah you would no there's no way do yours no i can't
do it there's no way i
can't even all right try kevin kevin yeah you don't pay attention what's up
says are late and i want
to know who you think you are screwing up my class not paying attention and
goofing off yeah that's
what i'm talking about man your generation the algorithms of your superiority
man us kids we just
want to learn by tactile approach by touching feeling right learning through
our own physical
experiences man there's other ways that we can learn you know not just
analytical well you're failing
exactly but if you taught me the right way with love and empathy right i'll be
able to absorb the
information maybe that's very good but the beginning the algorithm part i i
didn't know what i was doing
that i don't know how you know how to look that up but that kid was so powerful
that guy was such a
great speech yeah i could have never snapped back at a teacher we never did
that yeah we never did that
we got into dude we got in so much trouble all the time you couldn't say back
you couldn't go to the
bathroom if you go to the bathroom you're fucked i have to go to the bathroom
too bad well i'm gonna go
well you're gonna i'm a student right ready your teacher mr stevenson yeah you
know i don't know
what bathroom to use because i don't feel comfortable in the men's bathroom
even though i was born male
right but they're like you know i get stares when i go to the women's bathroom
we got to do something
as a school stand up that's it stand up that doesn't know stand up okay what
take your pants off
all right what that's interesting and scene even the teacher doesn't know yeah
i don't know what that is yeah i wouldn't be a good teacher because not because
i don't i don't know
knowledge and i don't have any topic you got a lot of knowledge but yeah what
what if i had to be
forced to be a teacher at a school with the things that i know what would it be
about well star wars
you could do some sort of uh but not that star wars no but i'm saying you could
do like star trek
star trek film you could do film or television theory you could do tv theory
right production maybe maybe media media that what is that media production you
could do that
you could do you could do an entrepreneurial class a digital entrepreneur you
think so how
to start your own business on the internet it's literally your whole life but
you could do more
than me the i could i don't know math i don't know science bowling a ball of
sports yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah golf yep i could do it yeah yeah like i know but still p.e that
you could be a
coach i am a gym teacher a gym teacher i would be a gym teacher um i think you
would know about hip
history of hip-hop and music yeah but i don't think a white redheaded guy can
teach that i think that
needs to change i do too yeah yeah oh i could do probably um like more punk you
know i mean art rock
you know i mean the history of punk or the history of alternative music maybe i
could do you
do all music but by the way think about this now the generations below us how
old is like nirvana to
them now it's so crazy you